Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 2d The thing is… ignore this man… make that tender meat quiver
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It's a hell of a thing hearing another man speak and realizing the only things you have in common are a higher risk of heart conditions, perfidious follicles, and your junk.
Buddy your wife is stimming
Watches video, reads your response... This is clearly a consent issue.
“Why is she biting you?” She’s obsessed with you Get into it
Men gotta pay up. Gonna keep eating them. Only the lucky ones get bitten!
"Love doesn't bite" Clearly sometimes it does
“Why do flowers bloom?” Man, have you considered just being appreciative?
@kevonstage.bsky.social - Sir, she thinks you're a whole snack. Be thankful.
What synapse? The animal 1. It's the same 1 that makes me wanna bite the sweet, juicy, fat cheeks of babies. I don't bc their parents might knock me out, but it's how I show love! Reminds me of dudes who are fine domming strangers but don't wanna hurt me bc they love me. Hurt me! We got a safe word!
Change that battery!
I had a gf who used to do that. And it wasn't sexual (or at least sexual situations). She just seemed to like chewing on me every now and then. Somehow it came up in a conversation with her mother who said she would do it to the family dog when she was little
Love is like that dog that don't belong to your cousin but is at the house every day anyway: it BITES. Sometimes a girl just needs a nibble.
Kevin is silly, some of us want to be bit. No questions asked. 🤭🤭
"My steak is too juicy, my lobster too buttery"
Maybe you taste like bbq
Every bite might lead to a nibble 😏
Def Leppard made it clear in the 1980s that Love Bites Learn the lessons our rock ancestors taught us