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Hillary Rodham Clinton @hillaryclinton.bsky.social Doting grandmother, among other things.
Carolyn Kay @sweet-carolyn.bsky.social Nerdfighter Carolyn. Broadway enthusiast, woman in STEM, accidental art challenge namer, Disney Adult.
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Media Matters for America @mmfa.bsky.social Media Matters for America is the nation’s premier media watchdog. Cited as a trusted source of information by Fox News’ “Brain Room.”
Andrea LaFlamme @andrealaflamme.bsky.social She/her. Feminist. Repro Health Advocate. Public health professor. Union Leader. Former candidate for U.S. Senate in ME
andreaformaine.com
PFP: Andrea wearing an orange and blue plaid shirt and smiling
Header: “Together we lead” + chickadee logo
@alexjungle.bsky.social @alexjungle.bsky.social BANNED by threads, had 290.000 followers and 180 mil views per month
Supporting Uk rejoining EU
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J. Welsh @jwelsh8.bsky.social Architect, Urban Designer, and Webmaster
ex-Pittsburgher and New Yorker
Domer and Lion
Fan of Food, Beer, and Wine
Books and Vinyl
#ynwa
@pissed-off-g.bsky.social @pissed-off-g.bsky.social Pissed off American who still believes in "We the people..." but can't believe how screwed up our government has become. Dis/misinformation is destroying us. Friends believe the BS!! Greed, hate and lies are now normalized. Welcome to The Twilight Zone...
Gustavo 🇨🇴 @dragus-col.dftba.social Nerdfighter | 29 | Fan of a lot, Fighting with time to keep up with all of it | Spread love & joy! ✨😊
SqueakyPickles (she/her) @squeakypickles.dftba.social Doomscroller extraordinaire. Nerdfighter. Bisexual. My brain is soup.
I just want our country to give a shit about each other.
Megan Blades @turtlsalltheway.bsky.social Nerdfighter by day, TBFighter by night;
Currently trying to survive my MSW
Adam Wylde @adamwylde.bsky.social SDPN
y - Ben Mathewson @benmathewson.bsky.social A&R Admin at Ultra Records/Sony Music | Former Label President at Ropeadope | mostly sabres and movie posts here | Working on more formal writing via Substack (link below)
benmathewson.substack.com
Christopher Wood @justchriswood.bsky.social 📍= 🇺🇸, ♥️ = 🇬🇧/🇨🇦 (basically anywhere else). New Yorker, 90s kid, democratic socialist. I’m into films, music, games (video and tabletop), and Buffalo sports. Trying to be kinder to myself.
Tessa Violet @tessaviolet3.bsky.social Someone took tessaviolet before I could get it but I did a post on my Instagram so you know it’s me lmao
Listen to my new song My Body’s My Buddy! https://youtu.be/PE9sIz4IAmE?si=Cp2-mnpDmv8-WRs6
Urvi @theurv.com There are many renewable resources in the world, time is not one of them.
Living in Silicon Valley. Caregiver and photographer
Past: EV & Climate Policy. Motiv Power Systems, Powerflex/EDF Renewables, 2020 CA D12 DNC Warren delegate, SFWPC, 🎓UCSB 🏳️🌈
Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social If there's something you hope will happen, well, maybe it will happen today.
🚫No AI Ever🚫
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ALOK @alokvmenon.bsky.social poet & comedian
alokvmenon.com/links
Emily St. James @emilystjams.bsky.social Writer! TV: Yellowjackets. Novel: Woodworking (out now). Podcasts: Arden. Journalism: Vox, A.V. Club, NYT, etc. Like a large language model but for my formative trauma. Newsletter here: https://episodes.ghost.io/
Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social Mayor of New York City
Dave Matthews Band @dmbofficial.bsky.social The Offical Bluesky of Dave Matthews Band
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First book:
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all Black/all Jewish. 🏳️🌈/agender/woman.
Posts by/for me🖖🏽
The Daily Show @thedailyshow.com Weeknights 11/10c on Comedy Central and Paramount+
Waldo Jaquith @waldo.net Thought follower. Public servant. Male software developer. Alumnus of 18F, the Obama White House, Georgetown's Beeck Center, U.S. Digital Response, the Biden-Harris Transition Team, Biden administration, GSA, and Treasury. He/him. Charlottesville, VA, USA.
99% Invisible @99pi.org Long running, award winning narrative podcast about all the thought that goes into things most people don’t think about.
www.99pi.org
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James Gunn @jamesgunn.bsky.social DC Studios co-CEO, #Superman, #GuardiansoftheGalaxy, #Peacemaker, dog owner, husband, servant to my cat.
Philip Gourevitch @pgourevitch.bsky.social Staff Writer at The New Yorker. Author of 'The Ballad of Abu Ghraib', 'A Cold Case' & 'We Wish To Inform You That Tomorrow We Will Be Killed With Our Families.’ Faculty at Bard Prison Initiative.
📷 Pazuzu Studios @itspazuzu.bsky.social New England based. I take dirty pictures. And I paint. Come along! It'll be fun!
Rush Limbaugh’s Health Status @rushhealth.bsky.social Occasional updates on the health of media personality and enormous ahole, Rush Limbaugh, d. Feb 17, 2021. 
Is Trump Dead Yet? @trumpmortality.bsky.social Here to keep you informed of the health status of the orange sh1tgibbon, as we cross our collective fingers.
Dyazonium @dyazonium.bsky.social 🔞 32M|straight|MDNI 🔞
A menagerie of celebs and NSFW content.
Most of the NSFW stuff is in the 'Comments' section.
DMs are open.
Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social writer actor rifftrax mst3k crow t. robot. dog butler.
https://www.rifftrax.com
instagram @billcorbett
Deus Pascit Corvos
Governor JB Pritzker @govpritzker.illinois.gov Husband and father. Proudly serving as Illinois’ 43rd governor.
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Dallas, Texas
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Toilets With Threatening Auras @scarytoilet.bsky.social oh no scary toilet
Reposting from the original account.
George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social Recovering lawyer | Owned by a Pembroke Corgi | Host of Psycho Politics pod and contributor, @TheBulwark.com | Crappy pol | Trying to figure out Substack
substack.com/@gtconway
Heather Paterson @heatherpaterson.co.uk Head of Partnerships and Development @consortium.lgbt | Chair @proudchangemakers.bsky.social | LGBTQ+ Columnist Exposed Magazine
Proud queer 🏳️🌈 Trans ally 🏳️⚧️ Intersectional feminist ✊ Anti-fascist #LGBWithTheT
www.heatherpaterson.co.uk
Brian Bilston @brianbilston.bsky.social I write poems.
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Books: https://brianbilston.com/books/
Megan Cassella @megancnbc.bsky.social Washington correspondent for CNBC. megan.cassella@nbcuni.com. Instagram: @megancnbc. Signal: megan.27
Kai Ryssdal @kairyssdal.bsky.social Dad, husband. IPAs. Soccer referee, trail runner, mountain biker. Veteran.
Bill DiFilippo @billdifilippo.bsky.social Nobody wins unless everybody wins. In Columbus, but New Jersey is our greatest state. @roarlionsroar.com
Kevin KAL Kallaugher- Editorial cartoonist @kaltoons.bsky.social Editorial cartoonist who has inked over 11,000 for The Economist (46 years), the Baltimore Sun (35 years), Counterpoint and others. Loves the ancient mighty pen. Follow on Kaltoons.substack.com
Cory 🇨🇦 @cdnerethizon.bsky.social Why?
Just so you know: anti-OPC/CPC, pro-public health, and public education. Environmental advocate. Pro-reasonable American, anti-Trump, anti-MAGA
#antifa #ygk #etfo #onted #onpoli #cdnpoli #OntarioTeacher #Habs
The Speech Prof @thespeechprof.bsky.social Professor and Content Creator with 2M+ followers across my platforms.
Host of the “Mr. Pick Me & The Manhater” podcast.
Brendan Fraser owes me a cheeseball.
erika @yeeeerika.bsky.social sr art director. experimental artist. chaotic good. she/her. https://linktr.ee/_yeeeerika
Dan Golding @dangolding.com Professor of Media at Monash University. Composer for games like Untitled Goose Game, Frog Detective, Mars First Logistics. Host of ABC Classic’s ‘Screen Sounds’ (Sat 6pm).
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Frog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social Cozy random passages from Arnold Lobel's Frog and Toad books. Posts auto-delete.
Pat @pizzasuplex.bsky.social Computer Fool
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always awkward. usually quiet. sometimes funny. probably hungry.
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✨🩷💜💙✨🏳️🌈
35 she/they 🔞 MDNI
Navigating life with one hand on my Penedict Cannabatch 🍃💨 the other holding snacks.
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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social This bio can’t handle me, I’m too many characters. Fuck MAGA
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Holly Ross @hollyross.bsky.social Singer-Songwriter | Music Industry Vet | Intellectual Property Paralegal | SF Girl | Very sweary | Disabled | Chronically illin’ | Wifey | Cat/Dog Mom | Queer 🏳️🌈 Bi+ 🏳️⚧️
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Helleanor Rigby @mom-overboard.bsky.social Your mom thinks I'm hilarious.
Bigthinkingcap @bigthinkingcap.bsky.social Laugh because we must survive
2012 Twinkie disappearance Survivor
AuDHD
Scar wearer
Widow. My name is Elle
Avi me blue hippie Tee
Poetry #brokenpoet is copyrighted
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Pumpkin Escobar @kingmonkeysunkle.bsky.social I'm no clown
I won't back down
I don't need you to tell me what's going down
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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social here, I can’t see the eye rolls
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Not JPo @notjpo.bsky.social No, it’s not hormones, I’m always this unpleasant.
https://mastodon.social/@notjpo
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Protect trans kids 🔪 🔪 🔪
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actually its fens monster @cringeunworthy.bsky.social I only drink hot tap water
death before detransition
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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social I was told I should have a bio so here it is
she/her
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:yvgrupeggsszs4auflnr6oa7/feed/aaaegzs6g746c
ficklenuts is tired of this shit @ficklenuts.bsky.social All my bullshit: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xc73spbj6e5skmp2nskqqgtw/feed/aaah42pkk2ssg
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Perfectly Cromulent Woman @catlady.gay Spaghetti Queen
Proud Fart Joke Enjoyer
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42 🏳️⚧️
θ∆
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I post about sex and kink sometimes, follow at your own risk. No minors
Struggalo @struggalo.bsky.social
Tier c/d shitposter
It's the music, stupid
I resisted last time, thanks
OG nerd
He/Him
Pfp by @geraldinepiche.bsky.social
Don't touch my stuff:
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I'mWintersMom @imwintersmom.bsky.social pdx based proud girl mom, cannabis expert, feminist...99% IM JOKING seriously
just Me
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best Me
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Betsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social
everyday I start to ooze
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KnewNic🖕🏼🧊 @knewagirlnic.bsky.social Built on typos, runs on love.
My heart belongs to @gt73.bsky.social
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WineMummy @winemummy.bsky.social Your dad’s favourite boob avi.
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✨ S U P E R S T A R fish ✨ @quicklycrocodile.bsky.social i think i might already be gone;
so long & thanks for all the fish 🫡
shit that hit (for whatever reason):
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take care of each other (bye!)👋🏻💖
alt pfp/bgp: starfish/bitch
Chicken of Vermont @vermontchicken.bsky.social Fanny. Behind. Bottom. Cheeks. Ass. Pooper. Derriere. Hinie. Keister. Rear end. Rump. Can. Chicken butt.
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I'M NOT HERE FOR UNSOLICITED ADVICE. I HIRE PROFESSIONALS.
Dark Deeny(they\them) @darkdeeny.bsky.social Ethical porn made by a queer nonbinary artist so you can jerk off in peace! 🔞 NSFW
NO AI IS USED TO MAKE MY PORN
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RXSarsparilla formerly Hell's Belle🎉 @gypsymoon1969.bsky.social Bluesky's mom. Age? The wrong side of 55. ✌🏽❤️🎶🌼
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zlp3zvw5byskq34uejwvicw5/feed/aaalbi64cput2
Frenchy's shiny adventures @frenchys-goldau.bsky.social I prospect for gold in South East Australia and shitpost on the internet.
Follow my adventures, or don't. It's no biggie.
https://youtube.com/@frenchys_prospecting?si=5xGM2hp6qn5KgiR_
cru jonze @carnitas.bsky.social Chaotic Sleepy
America’s Weird Neighbor
📍a bog perhaps
Carrion Sam @carrionsam.bsky.social I'm perfect in every way, that's why people can't stand me
Mulva 2.0 @mulva74.bsky.social Here for the hullabaloo.
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🤹♀️🫧BOOP🫧🤹♀️ @frozenbodyparts.bsky.social
🌏 Who knew the path
to world domination, was paved with layers of ironic shitposting
✨Delete your handler
⬇️MIND MORSELS ⬇️
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Jenn 🩷 @alldolledup44.bsky.social Feral
Doer of hair
Foul mouthed
Lifter of weights
Radical Feminist
Lover of all
Anti fascist af
Receiver of tattoos
Music buff
Grower of plants
Sexual & slightly deviant
Professional haver of fun 🩷
🌶️ https://bsky.app/profile/dollface44.bsky.social
Mattzarella @splat-man.bsky.social my apologies…i was under the assumption that i understood things
human @bshuman.bsky.social wannabe comedian/poet/human
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