Nat Oranges @suddenlyoranges.com · May 20 eating american flag cookies but shaking my head every time i take a bite so the audience knows i do not agree with the current political climate in this country
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The only fix is to storm the capitol
I used to wear a US flag tshirt with a trans flag pin as a sort of like "we deserve to be here too" thing but it just got too embarrassing to wear even for those purposes
🤔Turn them upside down, then we'll know 😉
They belong in the bin.
Lmfao 🤣🤣😭
If you flip it upside down it fits.
On the bright side you do get to shit them out.
Only eat them turned upside-down.
Just.... don't make them?
Rotate that tray 180° and enjoy the cookies.
Bake cookies great again
Eating the flag can be its own form of rebellion.
Do you need to stand, remove your hat, and place your hand over your heart when you poop now?
Those cookies taste like sad anyway.
Just turn them all upside down. Flag your distress so to speak
Giving the imaginary camera in my head a knowing look every time I see something with the American flag on it, knowing it breaks the flag code
You could also eat them with the flag upsidedown
they will eventually turn to poo... so it is still fitting.
Let’s bring back real history.
You could eat them upside down?
It's OUR flag, not the MAGA flag. Eat them in defiance!
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Baking my own “they died in vain” cookies for the holiday.
If you post a Chinese friend eating one, it'll go viral!
Just eat them upside down.
Brilliantly said.
Flip it upside down before ingesting. We're in trouble.
As a Canadian myself, I love America and Americans....just not those Magats...
So… don’t bake or eat them if you’re that concerned. #virtuesignaling
Cut the blue bits out , then it’s a Sons of Liberty flag, like the banner of the true patriots of the Boston Tea Party. Maga hasn’t usurped that flag yet, and I for one won’t let them.
Then do not eat the crap you fool
“Yay, but also booooo!” 😂
Hey, that's the hand symbol I give to every Tesla driver I see! (sometimes they get an extra finger, depends on how aggressive they are about being Nazis)
Desecrating the flag by chomping them in half and smiling to myself
Death to america
You just gave me a great idea. I think I'm going to make super dark chocolate cookies with American flags on them. To remind me of all the Americans getting de-represented in our Southern States right now.
I'm so sick of the flag. It's everywhere. All day, every day. We are the only country that acts like it's gonna forget what country we are unless we have a flag on something. Now it's in cookies? Lol
Tell people you moistened the batter with tears of sadness.
orient the flag upside down before taking a bite
ffs these look like what Trump would use as communion wafers if he goes mask off with being a cult leader.
The food becomes u, fuel for the resistance