Ian Geordie Clark @ian-geordie-clark.bsky.social Exiled Geordie darn Saarf.. Love the Toon, whisky, rum, beer, cocktails and music. Clash City Rocker!
Justin Souter @justingsouter.bsky.social From NE England. I like mtb'ing, sailing, golf & the open countryside! I do my best to keep bees. Set up my first social media account in 2007.
Sir Garfield De Umfreville, Baronet Bywell @gazzalw63.bsky.social Historian, Mitcham's greatest Satirist, West Northumbrian, Centre left, Woke, Pro-EU, Nazi Hater. NUFC fan since 1969. Wargamer, YouTube creator, Tolkien fan, Sci-Fi, Fantasy, comedian and father of 2. Bit silly but don't care. Gemini.
Phil Huntsman @cocopoppo15.bsky.social
Luke @nufcmantis.bsky.social Love the Toon and gaming, also books, nature and science.
Andy @undyhatt.bsky.social #nufc
Razor @razorsgc.bsky.social A Newcastle United realist. Make the occasional excellent post. Funnier than anyone gives me credit for. Gamer / wrestling fan / basic bitch nerd. I'll piss you off at some point because I have opinions.
Chris Page @cbozp.bsky.social NUFC season ticket holder. Husband and dad. Oasis till I die.
Mike Carhart-Harris @mcarhartharris.bsky.social Comms manager in social housing. Dorset via Durham. #NUFC for life. Former music writer. Runner on the recovery trail. Old (school) raver. Woke AF.
Ed M @edmoody.bsky.social North Tyneside expat in Derbyshire. NUFC, Music, Guitars (and Politics if I cba)
Anthony Elliott @tonyenufc.bsky.social ⚫⚪ NUFC
🎮 Gaming
☕ Coffee
📍North East England
Sam-I-Am @slduk.bsky.social Proud Belgian 🇧🇪
Blunt #NUFC Fan
Bluesky Toon H2H #FPL
Not a Happy Clapper
Green Party Member
Fuck Zionism
toonfan85.bsky.social @toonfan85.bsky.social Like football, Love Newcastle, Hate 5under1and. From Wallsend now living in Oz. Part of the Toon Under Podcast team.
NUFC Twitter Bot @nufcjournalistbot.bsky.social Sharing the X posts from the (imho) best Newcastle United journo accounts who haven't fully migrated over to bsky. Automated, so some posts won't be NUFC.
BBC Sport {bot} @bbcsport.xmirror.bot Unofficial BBC Sport account. Also follow @bbcmotd.xmirror.bot and @bbctms.xmirror.bot.
bbc.co.uk/sport
Mirrored from twitter.com/BBCSport
Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social trailcams
no AI ever
David Murray @damurray.bsky.social NUFC since 1969, Rangers. Cowboys.Scottish living in Blighty. Proud of my heritage. Ex Royal Navy 🫡
Nev @alphukit.bsky.social Outdoors and all things nature type of guy.
I love camping, hiking, foraging and travelling anywhere, anytime.
Hourly Cosmos @hourlycosmos.bsky.social Photo sharing bot for planetary and deep space images.
Run by @kevinmgill.bsky.social
Content providers added with permission.
Jonny Esland @jonny89.bsky.social Enjoy talking about the 'most important of the least important' things in life.
David James "Billy" Gibson @frosted16.bsky.social Now Married to Zoe, father of Ivy-Norah and Hollie-Hope, mad gamer and supporter of Newcastle United and huge fan of the Film Industry. Tech PO @ BT
Jamie Crawford @jamiecrawford68.bsky.social NUFC, ME/CFS, handcrafts, dogs, and an abiding hatred for fascists and racists. Speaketh not to fools, for they despise knowledge.
Clocktoys @clocktoys.bsky.social I’m Pete. I’m a singer songwriter making retro indiepop and electronica on handheld devices. Love NUFC. Always looking for the laugh.
Www.soundcloud.com/the-clocktoys
Twonks @twonks.bsky.social Cartoons and comics by Steve Nelson.
Manager: michael.krell@sixteenth.com
https://linktr.ee/twonkscomics
Last Week Tonight with John Oliver @lastweektonight.com The official Bluesky account of Last Week Tonight with John Oliver. youtube.com/lastweektonight
Gubbs @gubbs101.bsky.social
Jon Horrocks @horrocksjon.bsky.social Photographer. I have a real job as well but keep that off social media.
www.jhorrocks.com
Sex Tips Bot @sextipsbot.bsky.social A bot that'll give you sexy tips to improve your sex life.
Not AI. Created by Rob Manuel writing silly templates with random words in them.
Michael Swan @michael-swan.bsky.social
Adam Clery @adamclery.bsky.social Creative Director at The Independent | ACFC on YouTube | 87 Minutes on Substack | North London via North Shields
Grey Eye Magpie @greyeyemagpie.bsky.social 🟰⬛⬜️⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️NUFC 2.0 ⬜️⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️⬛🟰
"Spem tuam tamen non excitarem"
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DavyCraig @davycraig.bsky.social Musician, socialist, football (NUFC)/cycling fan with a knackered back. Hates Tories, Fascists & Caramac bars! Trying to keep above water
Private Eye Magazine @privateeyenews.bsky.social Britain's best-selling news and current affairs magazine with a unique mix of jokes and investigative journalism.
Website: https://private-eye.co.uk
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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social Anonymous opinions written by YOU - sometimes right, sometimes wrong, and often niche. Edited by @robmanuel.b3ta.com - add yours: https://bit.ly/addanonopin
Simon @analyticf.pl 9 seasons, 2 top10k, 5 top20k, 8 top100k
RMTs for @dilksybab.bsky.social only
Football team ratings model: analytic.football
#FPL stuff here, non-FPL: @analytic.football
Viz Comic @vizcomic.bsky.social Our readers have understood the concept of Buyer's Remorse since 1979.
Buy the Profanisaurus or Subscribe here: https://lnk.bio/vizcomicofficial
Guinevere of Mason @guinevereofmason.bsky.social NE dialect & place names.Coal.Turnips.Kyo's. Jumps down historical & geographical rabbit holes - some very niche indeed. 😉
Very dry sense of humour. From NE, lives SE.
Art of the northern, grim & industrial type usually.
Reception: The Wedding Present Musical @receptionmusical.bsky.social Brand new musical inspired by and featuring the songs of The Wedding Present. 22 Aug - 6 Sep 2025, the Warehouse in Holbeck (Slung Low), Leeds. https://www.weddingpresentmusical.com/
Michael Smith @smithmichaelw.bsky.social Cyclist, Traveler & Problem solver
Marcus @1892marcus.bsky.social Who printed this out for Joan?
@obrienoverthewall.bsky.social @obrienoverthewall.bsky.social
Ben @benjagall.bsky.social #NUFC fan
Love a spreadsheet
Play Tennis
Doodahdog @doodahdog.bsky.social Tolerated 50 something dad, grandad & other half.
Displaced Newcastle United supporter.
Run a lot chasing sanity with my dog,
Across miles of rural Scotland.
Thought I caught it once.
Mostly harmless.
https://connect.garmin.com/modern/profile/JABTKD
Mardgee @mardgee.bsky.social The ramblings of #NUFC fan and his mate Holly the Cockapoo
Custardsteeth @clownsbootz.bsky.social An old, lefty, Newcastle fan, tired of politics and tiring of today's football, other than that, a ray of fucking sunshine
Derek Smith @djs149.bsky.social NUFC obsessed. Been watching for over 60 years
Massive music fan
Rachel @rachelg4l.bsky.social NUFC 🖤🤍 Gamer 🎮
Chris F @geordiechrisf.bsky.social Dad, Husband, #NUFC fan and procrastinator. Just to warn you, I’m *very* sweary.
Ben Crellin @bencrellin.bsky.social Autistic
I make spreadsheets that help people navigate the FPL schedule - on a run of six consecutive top 10k finishes - Partnered with @FFH_HQ
NUFC Fan Advisory Board @nufcfab.bsky.social This account is managed by FAB members. If you have anything you’d like to formally raise, please contact us via email: board@newcastleunitedfab.co.uk
Rick Edwards @rickedwards1.bsky.social Talks for a living
Rachel Burden @rachelburden.bsky.social BBC5live and a bit of Radio 4
Just browsing
Darnik @toondarnik.bsky.social Long suffering Toon fan, love my family and my dog's not necessarily in that order
T Hall @northumbrianhall.bsky.social Builder from Northumberland. Left the cesspit of Twitter to find a more intelligent engaging group. Rejoin the EU and NUFC.
Michael too @michaeltoo.bsky.social Dad, Tynesider, football, techno, electro and deep house lover. Oh and 80s indie. And soul, and jazz… all those are just labels. We know that music is music.
Skadooosch @skadooosch.bsky.social Film writer, critic & host of the #MovieRanking
Leave trans people alone you fucking weirdos. Life-long #NUFC supporter.
www.youtube.com/@SkadoooschMovieRanking
Kieran Maguire @priceoffootball.bsky.social Slightly rippled, with a flat underside
Memecastle United FC @memecastleunited.bsky.social Dealing with the highs and lows of supporting Newcastle United, one meme at a time
Simon In San Diego @simoninsandiego.bsky.social Geordie living in San Diego, California. Newcastle United fan.
Andy Forrester @andy-forrester.bsky.social Data Analyst working in the PL, Footovision Product Manager, NUFC
That Graeme Aldy @graemealdy.bsky.social Write a bit, design a bit, know a bit about other bits. ❤️ Bowie, The Clash, NUFC. Husband. Dad. Socialist. I have far too many records. Wanna buy some?
Paul Overton @ono45.bsky.social #NUFC, runner and foodie who loves his dawg 🐕
Si Campbell @sicampbell.bsky.social A small part of the @tfnufc Podcast and mainly tweet about #NUFC and football. Animals>Humans too though 👊🏼
Jonny Sharples @jonnygabriel.bsky.social Jonny Sharples (English pronunciation: /ˈdʒɒni ˈʃɑːpəlz/) is an 'online joker'[1] and an ambassador for @theCALMzone.[2] He is a great blueskyer.[citation needed]
The Guardian @theguardian.com The need for independent journalism has never been greater. Become a Guardian supporter https://support.theguardian.com
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@savmondo.bsky.social @savmondo.bsky.social
Ben Jacobs @jacobsben.bsky.social Sports broadcaster
Jason Burt @jasonburt.bsky.social Chief Football Correspondent, The Telegraph
Matt Slater @mjslater.bsky.social I cover the business/politics of football & other global sports for The Athletic. In other words, I mainly do bad news.
🔗 https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/author/matt-slater/
A Funny Old Game @sidlambert.bsky.social 80s/90s/00s footy nostalgia. On a YouTube odyssey for glorious goals & gaffes. Retro football writer.
Jacqui Oatley @jacquioatley.bsky.social TV football commentator, sport presenter 🎯, news junkie 📰, event host, keynote speaker. Booking enquiries: jacqui@bearfacedtalent.com
https://www.linkedin.com/in/jacqui-oatley/
90s Football @90sfootball.com The 90s were brilliant, weren't they?
Enquiries ➡️ ninetiesfootball@gmail.com.
Stan Collymore @collymore.com Former Stafford Rangers, Crystal Palace, Southend United, Nottingham Forest, Liverpool, Aston Villa, Leicester City, Bradford City & England footballer. Mental Health. Villa fan. Enquiries Stan@Collymore.com
Out Of Context Football @nocontextfooty.bsky.social #Football never sleeps.
50,000+ fans. Global game. Local passion.
📩 Partnership: DM
https://buymeacoffee.com/nocontextfooty
Andy Sixsmith @andysixsmithtv.bsky.social Sports broadcaster for Premier League & BBC Sport. Always talking sport - often to a mic.
WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com Your Only Source For Professional Dog Ratings
nonprofit: @15outof10.org ❤️🩹
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Jamie Carragher @23carra.bsky.social Football pundit 🤷♂️
SkySports⚽️ MNF📊 CBS🤪
Overlap📺
Murph @nufcmurph.bsky.social @NUFC and Murphy Fan | That "Blue Tick Wanker" from X here to be a friendlier account.
David Ornstein @david-ornstein.bsky.social Football Correspondent, The Athletic
Newcastle United @newcastleunited.com The official Bluesky account of Newcastle United Football Club
Nick Clark @njc1892.bsky.social Owner of Recruitment & Property businesses. 3 mint lads. NUFC ST holder, privileged True Faith writer ✊️. Coach football at Red House Farm & Rugby at Northern.
Footy Scran @footyscran.bsky.social The original and only Footy Scran. Posting scran at the football. Send your photos to footyscran.contact@gmail.com until BlueSky allows photos in DM’s! 📸
Darrel @darrelb.bsky.social +3 boys | Crossfit sloth | MNU Nutritionist | Photography | Gamer | Mini-Painter | Day Dreamer | Vinyl spinner |Tattooed coffee addict | Business Owner | Plate Spinner! | NUFC 🏴🏳️
P(aul) Frazee @pfrazee.com CTO at Bluesky. Not a nerd.
Maitlis @maitlis.bsky.social Co host @thenewsagents .
Formerly @bbcNewsnight - interviews with Prince Andrew Donald Trump Bill Clinton Mark Zuckerberg etc etc .
Jacob Whitehead @jacobwhitehead.bsky.social ✍️ Reporter for @theathleticfc.bsky.social.
Investigations with a bit of cycling and #NUFC. Read books, climb hills, make soup. 📚🏔️🥣
Jordan Cronin @jordancronin.bsky.social ⚫️⚪️ Newcastle United writer for Iconic Media Group
🗣️ All views my own
@kroboe.bsky.social @kroboe.bsky.social
William Shatner @williamshatner.bsky.social
OldToonFan @oldtoonfan.bsky.social First game at SJP 1959, still a season ticket holder.
Jonathan @jonathannufc.bsky.social Canadian #NUFC Fan, UK born
Hopefully rational level headed takes
Tracy @sadiesmam.bsky.social #nufc 🏴🏳️🏴
Clinical Research Practitioner #nhs
I also post photos of #meandmydog
Andy Blair @andyblairuk.bsky.social Higher Eduction Marketing, Communications and External Relations Director in UK, former musician, Newcastle United fan and Dad #nufc
BeardedGenius @beardedgenius.bsky.social I am warning you with peace and love
HLTCO @hltco.bsky.social Creating podcasts on Crystal Palace FC & football generally every weekday morning by 8:30am, delivered direct to your inbox.
Subscribe to HLTCO: www.Patreon.com/HLTCO
Football Between The Lines: https://podfollow.com/football-between-the-lines
George Simms @georgesimms.bsky.social Sports Reporter @ The Observer| SJA Best Young Sportswriter 2023, Press Awards 30 under 30 | He/Him - George.simms@observer.co.uk