Our CEO, Javier, would like to apologize for his undeniably awkward behavior at his doggy daycare. Camera footage revealed that he refused to stand within 10 feet of any other dog. Javier recognizes that his actions made it a little bit weird for everybody, and is sorry ❤️
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@darlojo.bsky.social · 26d
Relatable af
Boodogs · 26d
He’s simply observing and judging, er I mean rating, the other dogs. Totally normal.
jojitsu · 26d
Don't be sorry Javier I would have hated it too. We don't all want to socialise.
@gretagroots · 24d
Exactly what my dog would be doing
A.W. · 26d
Javier, don't apologize for needing a little space, sometimes we all do. You are loved.
Jean Ibosh · 26d
That’s my dog. But in his defense he’s 20 years old.
Don't Negotiate With Insurrectionists · 26d
Giving some "I really don't have time for this" energy.
Jennifer Oakley · 25d
That's what my girl did. She'd just stand off to the side, with this look on her face like, "boy, it sure looks like they're having fun!" 🤦♀️
@bearinroses.bsky.social · 26d
seriously though, not even the beagle?
@bearinroses.bsky.social · 26d
this makes me laugh and cry. also, javier is me if the other dogs are humans.
@mikeandla.bsky.social · 26d
The dangerous type….i can relate. youtu.be/q5yZC7T3qxA?...
Karen_BooksChoc · 26d
Awww Javier! He just wanted a quiet day. And that’s OK
Not Sure · 26d
He's just social distancing!
Orry K · 26d
Javi, come on! Your friends love you! Take a chance pal!💗🐕
@tstark1983.bsky.social · 26d
Javi is innocent. Case close. Amirite, @darthbluesky.bsky.social ?
Neon Thotsky · 25d
I had a CEO who did the same thing at work do's.
Freestatefemale · 26d
Javier, I feel you.
@tjsinclair.bsky.social · 26d
He’s used to being an only-dog. Now he’s surrounded by a bunch of a-holes. Some of us can relate.
kdmusc · 26d
Occasionally you need a little me-time🤷♀️
James David Payne · 26d
Or maybe you people were weird ing him out by pigeonholing him as a dog ... 😆
Georgia 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 🏳️🌈 🏳️⚧️ 🦉 🌻 · 26d
Is it his first day there?
Duke of Bilgewater · 26d
I suspect a lot of people on this site are Javier.
@hsteve.bsky.social · 26d
Really nice of all the other dogs to not pester the celebrity for photos during play time.
Ms HummingWay · 26d
It's hard for some CEOs to "leave the office". Ya know what I mean? 😄💚💚💚
AJ Nyx (she/her) · 26d
A pup after my own heart! 😍🥹
I should probably just shut up · 26d
Me, at every party I ever went to.
Donna · 26d
13/10
@jcs77.bsky.social · 26d
What was wrong? He looks so sad away from the others. He has nothing to apologize for. Why didn't the staff encourage him to join in? 🥰
Leigh Tenhet · 26d
Javi is on that cat-vibe.
Bjorn_Igar · 26d
Abandonment complex.
melba75.bsky.social · 26d
They're all bored, resting up until Mom/Dad comes to get them. My guy loved his daycare until he didn't. Dogs are funny beasts. I am sans dog and I hate it. For various reasons another dog is impossible and that is making me really sad. Love the heck out of them all, k?
Pete B · 25d
Still a solid 13/10
Kieran · 26d
extroverts stop expecting everybody else to live like you, degenerates!
Reneguard7 · 25d
Our dog is “the enforcer”—he’s nearly 10 now—whenever I take him to the park these days, he wants to make certain everyone is behaving. 🥰
ElleC💙🐸🤯🐕🐱🇺🇦 🌈🫘🇲🇽🇨🇦 · 18d
I did the same thing every time we changed schools. Probably about four times. I would sit back and observe to get a sense of who is who.
@sammcb25.bsky.social · 26d
Poor thing. He must be wondering why he is at a place for dogs when he is clearly a short human.
Trapped in Texas · 25d
Poor guy
Dolly Madison · 25d
Introvert And it’s ok 👍 He’s a Good Boy 💕
Childless Dog Lady · 26d
Javier. I get you. We needs folks to just stand back and chill. Observe. Introverts rock.
Ellen Clair Lamb · 26d
He’s just worried they’ll all hit him up for a job.
crochetcat · 25d
Me at any crowded gathering 🥰
babsertime and the livin' is easy · 26d
he's supervising, obviously. classic ceo behavior
rosewood1978 · 26d
We all get days like that! 😉
Titania in love · 26d
15/10
@mamahen57.bsky.social · 26d
Perhaps just not in a social mood that day. 🤷🏼♀️
Brónagh 🇮🇪🇵🇸🚴♀️ · 26d
The alt text 😂
@skeen14.bsky.social · 25d
My lab did that too. It turns out she was feeling great.
Xecryo · 26d
✅ Isn’t social ✅ Keeps food in his beard for later Javier may just be my spirit animal.
Poor Pirate Propagandist · 26d
Thats me around people if I haven't smoked any weed or had a couple beers 🤣
@tj-ae.bsky.social · 26d
Quality control?
Manish · 26d
Lol.
Finding My Peace · 25d
It's ok Javier. You don't need to be sorry or apologize for you being you. I am human and often feel the the need to keep my distance from other humans. I feel you. ♥️
Suzanner · 25d
He wants to go home.
@lady-dem.bsky.social · 26d
Our dog did that and she was no longer allowed at that doggy day care. Embarrassing 🤭, just like with children we sometimes find our dog just doesn’t play well with others. We now have a dog/cat person who cares for them when we’re gone. Works out great.
@yeoyeogirl.bsky.social · 25d
Poor little Javier. 🥺
@mentalforklift.bsky.social · 26d
Canine Executive Opuper
Ken Cleanairsystem · 26d
My spirit animal
I'm V and Sunny is my ❤️ 🐾🐾🚴🏻🧘🏻🏋🏻 · 26d
He doesn't associate with peasants! 😂😂🥰
@wildbird73.bsky.social · 25d
This is the only thing I’ve laughed at all day. Please send my thanks along to Javier.
Dawn · 26d
We all have those days. You be you Javier.
Ann · 26d
On tonight's episode of Undercover Boss...
Amalia Sancha · 26d
Very relatable Javier
Tobie · 26d
Poor little guy, it just takes some time 💙
Suzanne Barbetta · 26d
Oh Javier, my little Darla doesn’t understand how to interact with other dogs either - she makes it super awkward as everyone just stands around. She prefers being around people to other dogs. And ya know what? That’s ok! We can’t all be extroverts.
Andie 🐚 · 26d
Javier, we need to work on your networking skills!
Vesperina🦋 · 26d
Awww 🥰
@karebear75.bsky.social · 26d
I feel this in my soul Javier.
what · 26d
this is like the mcd's ceo not being able to choke down a hamburger
Robert Beveridge · 26d
Still 11/10
@rosy888.bsky.social · 26d
Awwwww poor poochie
Kolyan DasGupta 🇺🇸🇬🇧🇮🇳 · 25d
This would be my dog. He’s just not very sociable.
🇺🇸 Radicalized · 26d
Perhaps Javier is neurodivergent or introverted. Regardless, he’s amazing!
@gypitneep.bsky.social · 26d
Celebrity can be isolating. Poor Javi. He’s the best.
She/Her · 26d
Javier is also HR. I mean, observation on adherence to protocols is necessary.
Barb · 26d
Me and Javier....
Only Me! · 26d
Introverts rock! (Quietly in a corner often,but ya know...)
Superdoxies: Dewey & Rocky · 26d
It's ok Javier. Sometimes you just need a little space. No judgement. 😊
@betboop42.bsky.social · 26d
Im sure he was thinking, "what am I doing in here with all these animals?"
Leaving FilmStruck · 26d
You be you, Javier. It's all good. ❤️
Lee Rowan 🐕 🐈⬛ 🌳 🌈 🏳️🌈 🇨🇦 🐉 🇺🇦🦇🪶🖋️ 🇺🇸 · 26d
Well, how close would you want to be to strangers if you couldn't hear anybody approach? Javier just doesn't want to be crowded.
@yehudit48.bsky.social · 25d
Hi cutie
CharmaineScammell 🌱🇬🇧🇺🇦 · 25d
😂 😂 😂 😂
@ballssaidthequeen.bsky.social · 26d
The comments are so funny but it worries me a little. He seems really scared and anxious. Maybe small doses and he’ll meet that one friend.
JohnMLatimer · 26d
Didn’t anybody consider J might be a little gassy today?
Beachrunner 🌞🌊 · 26d
I think the CEO title may be going to his head. Was he trying to replace any of the other dogs with AI? Because that would definitely be a warning sign.
Lou · 26d
Aw, poor Javi! Was he ok? 💔
snarkyarky01.bsky.social · 25d
He’ll be hiding in the bedroom playing with the cat before long…
marylouiseplease · 26d
Javier!
Papa OMG · 26d
It's OK Javier. I'm the same damn way.🙂
SinInSanity · 25d
Look at Javier, such an anti-social butterfly there.
Bridgette Reed · 26d
🤣😂🤣 I’m sorry but that’s hysterical! 😂🤣😂
Freida · 26d
He looks like he's sussing everyone out. Was it his first time? 🫶
Momo · 26d
You do you Javi, and never listen to the jealous ones! Stay in the shade, keep cool, and listen to your own vibe. You’ll be home in no time❤️🐾🐶👌🏻
Dennis G. Nielsen · 26d
Can't expect a CEO to mingle with the common dog, can you? (There are no common dogs, they are all fabulous!)
Artless Dodger · 26d
Awww, just give him a bit more time...
LadyJayne · 26d
We,too, have a Javier. We were told she doesn't get much from going to daycare so we might want to save our money! 🤷♀️
@tami14.bsky.social · 26d
How said. He doesn’t seem to feel comfortable there.
@farmgurlkp83.bsky.social · 26d
Poor Javier. He might be scared!
Langsford 🏳️🌈 · 26d
I'm right there with you, Javi. Totally me at a party.
@thebeesknees33.bsky.social · 26d
Maybe he was just disappointed the pool was closed?
Ickis Enjoyer · 26d
Javier is like me fr. Wait, observe, take a nap, think about interacting perhaps next month.
👻 Spookylady 👻 · 26d
This is me at work every day.
@amethyst70893.bsky.social · 26d
Javier seems like the one introvert in a crowd of extroverts who is happy with his own company. That's also me. I'm Javier.
Grandma Janet · 26d
😂😂😂😂😂I love you CEO Javier. 🥰🐶😍🐾💕
Call Me Maybe · 25d
Hey, when you work from home you never want to go to an office function.
𝚁𝚊𝚢𝟶𝚏𝚂𝚞𝚗𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚎🇺🇦✊ · 26d
He’s antisocial.🤷♀️
Thisistheforestsuccessional · 26d
Is he rating the other dogs like pa-pa taught him? 🤔 Hope Javi didn’t have an overwhelm tho ❤️
@saintmaker.bsky.social · 25d
Javier is my Introverted Spirit Animal.
Kale Quinoa ™ · 26d
I am Javier
Claudia Hall Christian (she/her) · 26d
We went to a dog psychic for our feral plotthound/velocorapters. She said that our dogs called doggy daycare "dog jail" where "dogs go to jail and wait for their humans." Seems like Javier feels the same way.
Jeanot · 26d
Oh Javier, I feel ya buddy.
@sonyacook.bsky.social · 26d
I took mine to daycare once to see if he might like it. He stood in the corner with a sad look on his face until one of the employees in the yard watching the dogs sat down on the ground. He promptly went over and sat in her lap. He wanted nothing to do with any of the other dogs.
Sequimy · 26d
We inherited a Havanese from an elderly family member. He was named William, and I'm inclined to call him Guillermo.
AnneFromMtka 🇺🇸 · 26d
Ah ha ha the red circle in the distance every time. Poor Javier 😄😩
mobrantley · 26d
Javi! We know you're a CEO, but it's good to mingle with the common folk.
Tim 🌈 ♾️🏳️🌈💛🤍💜🖤 · 23d
Never apologise, Javi. Never apologise.
Tim 🌈 ♾️🏳️🌈💛🤍💜🖤 · 26d
"jus' watchin'" - let Javi be! He be chilling and maxing (or is it maxxing nowadays?)
JennyBean · 25d
Oh Javi ❤️ i respect your introvertness
Just Some K9 · 26d
He’s one of those dogs that just sits around and judges other dogs. Thats cool though.
Baggage · 24d
Somebody needs a hug. ❤️
@homegerl.bsky.social · 26d
🎶 That's me🎶in the 🎶COR🎶NER. That's me in the "spot" light❗Losing 🎶my religion🎶🎶🎶🎶
Dark Labrynth · 26d
Same dude.
@eightmjc.bsky.social · 26d
The alt text tells us everything.
Gail Rebecca · 25d
just representing his station in life 👑🐶💙💙
Coop · 26d
Poor Javi☹️
Sara Ivette 🇵🇷🇪🇸 · 26d
Javier is the only CEO I can relate to.
John C · 26d
Maybe it’s the red circle that’s making things awkward. 😜
Tavril 🌱📚💙📽️ · 26d
CEOs don't mix with the hoi polloi.
@pundoodle.bsky.social · 25d
No need to apologize. You do you, Javi. You are awesome- pawsome!
Drake Magnum · 26d
Javier is aware that he has risen class levels beyond these commoners. He's a Captain of Industry and just cannot relate to their daily banter.
Bumblesnort · 25d
He’s just taking some Javi-time. Self care
@kangoroo17.bsky.social · 25d
He would rather be with you
Katherine ✨ · 26d
Some days I feel like doing that too, Javier! Just be you.
@javisito69.bsky.social · 26d
hmmmm I have never known of a dog named Javier before , it is a great name indeed! ;)
Connie L🇨🇦🍁🐝🐦⬛🌲🌏🌈Living with COPD · 26d
They are like children have to teach him it's ok to play with the other pups
Connie L🇨🇦🍁🐝🐦⬛🌲🌏🌈Living with COPD · 26d
Do you socialize him with other dogs? With you there too? I think he doesn't know that it's ok to go and have fun with the other doggies
michele collins · 26d
why is he so skeptical? 😂
Girl from Downers Grove · 26d
Aww...❤️🐕
Kath P · 26d
Javier, you are my spirit animal... I, too, am awkward amongst my species....but I've come to realize that it's a super power...not everyone is meant to mingle - some of us are meant to sit on the fringes and judge.😉
ScreamingMeemie🇺🇦💪🇨🇦🇩🇰 · 26d
He thinks he's human
The Radical Left Lunatic · 26d
Maybe Javi had gas and wanted to stand downwind of his friends.
Mary · 25d
Javier, sending empathy to you. This is me most days. Thanks for being the goodest of good dogs. Your pal, Mary.
@ella-ca.bsky.social · 18d
Just had a lot on his mind that day.
AllChristmas · 25d
Maybe he’s shy.
Cinderella en Flambe · 26d
As CEO he's concerned about being pumped for insider trading, so he's outside ng it responsibily
Ley · 26d
Everyone needs a little alone time sometimes.
Voice of Reason · 26d
I know how he feels. Except with people. Happy to stand close to dogs.
kelli caplinger · 26d
A+ captions. 😆
Not Jesus · 26d
At least he wasn't caught on concert cam with your VP of HR.
Dawn 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇺🇸🫣 · 26d
Perhaps he feels he is human or at least human enough to supervise.
It is the Winter of Our Discontent… · 26d
Same, Javier, same.
Taco the Cat · 26d
Some dogs are just introverts.
Abider · 26d
Javi, just remember the words of Gibran’s “The Prophet” and know that you are in good company: “And there are those who have the truth within them, but they tell it not in words. “In the bosom of such as these the spirit dwells in rhythmic silence.” ❤️
Dysheki · 25d
I had two dachshunds and they loved each other but didn't care much for other dogs. No biggie, Javier 😘
Michael Holt · 26d
Like Trump at the G7. Is Javier also a stinker?
Bubbalooo 💙🫂♿🐾🏳️🌈🟰 · 25d
He is maintaining a CEO only section, the others don't qualify ❣️
Bartvdpoel · 26d
I have a company do next week. Thanks for reminding me #iamjavier.
Virginia · 26d
I want my dog to go there, where is it?
Don't Wash Your Pits in the River of Sacred Tears · 26d
sweet boy knows what he needs.
@doghog42.bsky.social · 26d
Is he ok? Is it first day anxiety? If he's worried they won't like him he's sooooo wrong
Holly · 26d
He’s too famous to hang with the common folk❤️
@sisboombara.bsky.social · 26d
Introvert ❤️
Dizzy ★ · 26d
Maybe he’s hearing impairment has something to do with that? 🤔
I gastrulated and so did you #MeidasMighty · 26d
Didn’t want to attract too much attention to his adorable self.
Shari Spiewak · 26d
@jodievalade.bsky.social Remind you of anyone?
Read&Resist · 23d
Sometimes introverts just need to take a breather and recharge. Even CEO dogs. 💕
I'm so over this timeline · 26d
Has Jabier gotten a bit full of himself, he's too good for the other kids? Lol how sad he's all buy himself to
OldLadyInAZ 🌵 · 26d
🐶❤️🐶❤️🐶❤️🐶❤️
Attie (SHE/HER) · 25d
thinking maybe doggie daycare isn’t for him.
An Older Woman with far too many cats at the moment · 26d
Javier is obviously an introvert. We introverts ask you to understand our need for space. He will interact at his own pace.
@gettingouttadodge.bsky.social · 26d
We all have those days, Javier. Lean into it, never apologize, and you just continue being you.
Deborah Ford · 25d
Our Phin was like this. He was just not interested in cavorting with other dogs.
Virtual Nobody · 26d
Introverts rule in their own private kind of way. ❤️ to Javier!
Shevonne Joyce · 21d
🤣
Ungovernable Swan · 26d
I’m an introvert, too, Javier. Never apologize for being you. If you need some ‘me’ time, you take it.
Dr Nana · 26d
Isn't Javi a rescue? He might be worried he's back at a shelter.
Sean & Marokko · 26d
Maybe he just wanted shade and some zen time.❤️🐾
@auntluci5.bsky.social · 26d
It’s ok Javier. Don’t let them shame you for being an introvert. ☺️
Bayview252 · 26d
Hey, at least he is a self-aware tech company CEO!
Wanda · 26d
I am Javier.
Andrea Is Sick of Long Covid · 25d
Javier was feeling a bit introverted. Which is perfectly fine.
JasonTheTall · 25d
How many times has Javier been there? He looks intimidated imho. Hope he joins the pack next time or so.
@justmeandthepups.bsky.social · 26d
Some dogs hate doggy daycare. And not because there's anything "wrong" with them.
i2America · 26d
Javier (probably):
Anhedonio Banderas · 26d
it me
@olym1976.bsky.social · 26d
🤣🤣🤣
Write Faster, Theo · 26d
If there's any CEO I'll give a pass to behave how they like, it's Javier.
Just Lilo · 26d
@open19spaces.bsky.social · 26d
Oh poor baby anxiety 😦 Away from his family
@nchmg.bsky.social · 26d
I think Javier just wants to go home.
@onwardsscotland.bsky.social · 26d
Same, Javier, same. ❤️
Jenn J · 26d
Our Morkie use to jump up on the window sill & stare out the window for 8 hours until we returned. After we got the Maltese, she should sit on the ground guarding him from any another "dog annoyance". $75 a day for him to watch out the window with other dogs "near". They were quiet the crew.
Ande[']s Candies · 26d
Knowing you need a bit of space and time away from others is nothing to apologize for, Javier, and don't ever let anyone tell you otherwise
wordworkin · 26d
💙💙💙
Thorny Thistle · 26d
Sometimes you need alone time 💕
Cruella DeMille 🇬🇱 🇺🇦 🇨🇦 🇲🇽 · 26d
Hey Javi, those other dogs look sketchy AF. Good call to stay away!
Natalie · 26d
INNOCENT!