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Henpecked Hal @henpeckedhal.bsky.social Welcome to parenthood. Yes, it's possible to have the worst day of your life before 6:00 AM.
Found Star Trek Episodes @foundepisodes.bsky.social Episodes you missed from 90’s Star Trek and beyond • Inspired by Mike McMahan's TNG_S8 on twitter • me: @rfjason.bsky.social • I ❤️ 🔬 💉 😷 ✊🏿✊🏾✊🏽 🏳️🌈 🏳️⚧️ 🖖 • 🖕🧊🍊🤖
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social Confess your sins anonymously - will the internet absolve you?
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ICE Flight Monitor @iceflightmonitor.bsky.social Tracking and documenting ICE flights. Housed @humanrightsfirst.org and based on @tomcartwright.bsky.social’s methodology.
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Bad Medical Takes @badmedicaltakes.bsky.social Posting the worst medical takes. Have a submission? DM or @ me. #MedSky https://ko-fi.com/badmedicaltakes
Gillian Brockell @gillianbrockell.com I report on ICE flights and third-country removals at @prospect.org. Former WaPo (sigh), former flight attendant.
Third-Country Removal Tracker: https://gillianbrockell.com/tracking-all-of-trumps-third-country-removals-that-we-know-of/
Signal: gbrockell.44
Steve Suckington @stevesuckington.bsky.social Stealer of lighters
Just my garbage:
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most liked garbage:
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social No longer in good standing with the New York State bar
My newsletter: StringinaMaze.net
Dan Savage @dansavage.bsky.social Host of the Savage Lovecast, author of Savage Love. "A deviant of the highest order!" — The Daily Caller
sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social six feet of radioactive decay and candy
bsky’s mom
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St. ÐøøM 🥃🐛 @doomcaller.bsky.social every man, his little cross
until he dies
and is forgotten
Randall Munroe @xkcd.com 
Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social It’s okay, I’m in incognito mode.
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social Former congressional candidate and journalist trying to change politics for good :) | www.kapow.works/
HIGNFY US @hignfyus.bsky.social Season 5 Premieres Saturday, September 12 at 9p ET on CNN
Stream HIGNFY on the CNN app.
Posts by Hat Trick, not CNN. CNN wants you to know they have nothing to do with this. The posts, not the TV show, which is on CNN.
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social Writer. Reader. Sometimes funny. Author of WINTERSET HOLLOW (1st edition out of print, 2nd edition coming October 2026!) HOLLYWOODLAND coming 2027!
https://www.jonathanedwarddurham.com
https://jonathanedwarddurham.substack.com
Harry Shearer @harryshearer.bsky.social Simpsons, Tap, Derek, Le Show.
Olivia Messer @oliviamesser.bsky.social Independent journalist. Words in Rolling Stone, Marie Claire, Slate, The Daily Beast, Texas Monthly etc. My debut novel “Something’s Wrong With The Girls“ will be published by Rare Bird.
Wanna work together? oliviamesser@protonmail.com
Ed Zitron @edzitron.com British, But In Las Vegas and NYC
ezitron.76 Sig
Newsletter - wheresyoured.at
https://linktr.ee/betteroffline - podcast w/ iheartradio
Chosen by god, perfected by science
CEO at EZPR.com
Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan.bsky.social What I have is a particular set of skills; skills that make me a nightmare for Nazi dickbags on the internet. I joke, and drive a Nissan Altima 
SMBC Comics @smbccomics.bsky.social Official account of Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal created by
@zachweinersmith.bsky.social.
Home of the ongoing webcomic SMBC, A City on Mars, and of little books featuring large concepts abridged beyond the point of usefulness.
ely kreimendahl @elykreimendahl.bsky.social ok ok I’m here. comic, writer, queer. @gayshamecomedy & @podshamespiral
ACLU @aclu.org A nonprofit, nonpartisan, legal and advocacy 501(c)(4) organization. Visit our site for more about us and our affiliated organization, the ACLU Foundation.
Hillary Rodham Clinton @hillaryclinton.bsky.social Doting grandmother, among other things.
Bad Legal Takes @badlegaltakes.bsky.social Posting the worst legal takes on social media. Have a submission? @ me. 
AskAubry 🦝 🐆 @ask-aubry.com Curator of Nice Guys™, WTFs, & Trash Takes
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DMs are subject to the public
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Lucy Huber @clhubes.bsky.social 
Alyssa Milano @alyssamilano.bsky.social Sorry Not Sorry
Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social Does this look infected?
Just My Nonsense:
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My Least Worst:
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Rosanna @rosannaarquette.bsky.social Mother, Filmmaker, Activist…. Love begets love.
Pete Buttigieg @petebuttigieg.bsky.social Husband, dad, veteran, writer, and proud Midwesterner. 19th US Secretary of Transportation and former Mayor of South Bend.
Danny Lavery @dannymlavery.bsky.social Vera said that?
Tom the Dancing Bug, by Ruben Bolling @rubenbolling.bsky.social Cartoonist, Writer. Two-time Pulitzer Prize Finalist, Herblock Prize, RFK Journalism Award, Berryman Award, NCS Awards, Top 76 Theme Park Influencer. Follow for more comics
Dave Wilcoxson @dewisant1.bsky.social Song writer. Ex construction dude. Ex sales dude. Retired. Extremely proud father and grandfather!
George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social Droppin' mics then bringin' them to be fixed 'cause I'm nice and whatnot. Look for "Clean Slate" on Prime Video February 6th.
Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi @roywoodjr.bsky.social I do comedy on a stage. Sometimes on TV.
Debut book out NOW. Bury me in Alabama. FAMU Forever.
rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social Levon Honkers is the author of TACKY (2021) and SLOPPY (2025), as well as co-host of the podcast Low Culture Boil. She lives in Brooklyn.
depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social hi i'm @annierau.bsky.social i love wikipedia! dm submissions if you want :-)
Ana Marie Cox @anamariecox.com Contributing editor @newrepublic.com Co-host of Space the Nation (sci-fi meets politics) + @pastduepodcast.com (gig economy, culture, survival). I lead The Third Story Workshop, helping writers tell the(ir) truth. Matthew 25:35 voter.
anamariecox.com
Steve Martin @stevemartinreally.bsky.social I am the actor and writer. You’ll just have to trust me on that.
Valerie Bertinelli @wolfiesmom.bsky.social https://valeriesplace.com/
Sharon Bourbonnais @sharonbmuse.bsky.social Musician, Music Educator, Yoga Instructor, Peaceful Warrior, Kind Human
Reduced Shakespeare Company @reduced.bsky.social Making long & serious topics short & silly.
Bleets by co-artistic director @austintichenor.bsky.social
ReducedShakespeare.com
Gasconha @gasconha.com 
Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social Comedian and writer, year-round iced coffee drinker.
Nigella Lawson @nigella.bsky.social Just to let you know, there are many, many recipes waiting for you on www.nigella.com
Word Family Friday @wordfamilyfriday.bsky.social ᚛ᚐᚔᚇᚐᚌᚅᚔ᚜
Explorations of Etymology / Historical Linguistics. Usually on Fridays.
Made by a human for humans with no AI
Professor of Secret Histories
www.aidanem.com
Tips: https://ko-fi.com/aidanem
Subscription: https://www.patreon.com/aidanem
Judd Legum @juddlegum.bsky.social I write Popular Information, an independent newsletter dedicated to accountability journalism. | judd@popular.info | Signal: juddlegum.47
Popular.info
Eileen Ll @eileenllorente.bsky.social Photographer, videographer, graphic designer and LIVE music FAN living in ATX.
https://eileenll512.wixsite.com/photo-video-design
Check out my YouTube channel at YouTube.com/eileenll512
@stevemartin35.bsky.social @stevemartin35.bsky.social 
Peter Sagal @petersagal.bsky.social I make Dad jokes on NPR and also write books and other things. 
Threatening Music Notation @threat-notation.bsky.social Cataloguing threatening music notation. DM submissions welcome—please include source whenever possible.
NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social I have never felt more politically homeless. Parody. Merch: https://tinyurl.com/msjjmwpt
Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social Writer, Comedian, TV’s Frank
Elizabeth Warren @warren.senate.gov U.S. Senator, Massachusetts. She/her/hers. Official Senate account.
https://substack.com/@senatorwarren
Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit.bsky.social The labor market is a mess. Here to show you why. Highlighting workers conflict with poor management, corporate greed, bad business, and the economy.
Threads.net/@fuckyouiquit
Instagram.com/fuckyouiquit
Kelly Willis @kellywillis.bsky.social Musician
Lover of orange cinnamon rolls
Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social Anonymous opinions written by YOU - sometimes right, sometimes wrong, and often niche. Edited by @robmanuel.b3ta.com - add yours: https://bit.ly/addanonopin
George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social Husband, Actor, Activist, Uncle George to the Internet 🖖
Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com Owner of MSW Media, host of The Daily Beans, UnJustified, and Cleanup on Aisle 45 podcasts. #Leguminati. Veteran. She/Her Substack: muellershewrote.com
Signal: muellershewrote.23
Podcast: https://the-daily-beans.simplecast.com/
Monica Lewinsky @monicalewinsky.bsky.social yeah, that one.
Dionne Warwick @dionnewarwick.bsky.social I am not writing a bio.
Lynda Carter @lyndacarter.bsky.social Singer, Actress and Philanthropist.
www.lyndacarter.com
@larainenewman.bsky.social @larainenewman.bsky.social 
Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social Born Samuel Langhorne Clemens in rural Missouri. Adopted the pen name "Sridhar Ramesh" from riverboat slang.
Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social gallows humorist
Kelly Carlin-McCall @kellycarlin.bsky.social Talker-Writer-Doodler
Obsessed with figuring out what makes humans tick.
Leading creatives & seekers into the depths through my mystery school.
Linktree: https://bit.ly/4gWhisy
Late Night with Seth Meyers @latenightseth.bsky.social Official Bluesky handle for Late Night with Seth Meyers, weeknights at 12:35/11:35c on NBC. Streaming on Peacock now.
Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social Believe in yourself! Work hard, never give up & anything's possible! OR: Kick back, relax & aim low: You'll never be disappointed...😜
@joycecaroloates.bsky.social @joycecaroloates.bsky.social 
JoJoFromJerz @jojofromjerz.bsky.social Hey, it’s me… JoJoFromJerz! (My real name is Jo Carducci btw). I’m a mom, a podcaster, a writer, a lover of politics and puns and a true Jersey girl through and through. Check out my Substack (my baby) on my Linktree
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Rex Chapman @rexchapman.bsky.social Team game
https://www.simonandschuster.com/books/Its-Hard-for-Me-to-Live-with-Me/Rex-Chapman/9781982197773
LeVar Burton @levarburton.bsky.social Kunta, Geordi, Reading Rainbow guy. Flies twice as high… #bydhttmwfi
Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social Writing and yelling. 
Timothy Cleve Abbott @waggenheim.bsky.social Austin/ Portland poet/songwriter/ singer for bands My Life Among the Cannibals and Arcana Mundi. NARAS voting/ nominating member, happy husband, proud father, Labrador retrieverx2 owner, lover of art and music, baseball fan, ace detector of bullshit.
derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social Menswear writer. Editor at Put This On. Words at The New York Times, The Washington Post, The Financial Times, Esquire, and Mr. Porter.
If you have a style question, search:
https://dieworkwear.com/ | https://putthison.com/start-here/
Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social Loves: Comics, Games, Travel, Writing, Greyhounds
Cyclops is so great
I write lots of comics, animation, games and more. Come join us, won't me?
Evil MoPac @evilmopacatx.bsky.social Pro-Gridlock Activist
Robyn Pennacchia @robynelyse.bsky.social Wonkette writer. Beautiful but doesn't know it. She/ Her
Wonkette @wonkettemedia.bsky.social www.wonkette.com
The Last Blog On the Internet. We ban trolls and Nazis.
Doktor Zoom @doktorzoom.bsky.social Wonkette writer & senior editor
I'm just an animal, looking for a home.
Retweets do not imply comprehension.
Born at 318.43 ppm atmospheric carbon.
He/him
In Idaho, but not of Idaho.
Michael McKean @mjmckean.bsky.social Actor, songwriter, husband, father, reader, listener.
You're Wrong About @yourewrongabout.bsky.social Setting right what we once got wrong. Hosted by Sarah Marshall, produced by Carolyn Kendrick.
Neil Gaiman @neilhimself.neilgaiman.com Makes things up. Writes them down. Dreams about growing up but not yet. 
Michael Ian Black @michaelianblack.bsky.social 9 years in the NFL. 2 rings. #9years2rings
wint @dril.bsky.social Never Bullshit
I challenge any and every one who wants to kick my ass to a debate .
https://www.patreon.com/dril
https://www.instagram.com/dril
https://linktr.ee/drilreal
Institut Aranés @institutaranes.bsky.social En er Institut Aranés aufrím corsi d'aranés gratuïts e recorsi entà toti, atau coma programes de volontariat pera lengua, jòcs e tot çò ath tor dera cultura.
🔗 https://www.institutaranes.com
Jill Twiss @jilltwiss.bsky.social Comedy writer. "Have I Got News For You", "Last Week Tonight", "The Amber Ruffin Show." Author of "A Day in the Life of Marlon Bundo" and "The Someone New." Friend to several penguins.
Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social Solitary, poor, nasty, brutish and short.
Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social Defunct account of Ken White, criminal defense attorney and First Amendment litigator. Co-host of Serious Trouble podcast and writer at The Popehat Report. Opinions here are my own. Decent people fight evil.
Signal: KenWhite.1969
Josh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social I am the Comics Curmudgeon, among several other things.