__________ @jenbren.bsky.social Starring in alphabetical order, Yodellin' Zeke, Bea Arthur, Rue McClanahan & Ernest Borgnine. Dubliner in Yorkshire. Lead singer of Beastie Girls, Geto Boyz & Napalm Death. Pube=pub in my religion. Politics/47th-obsessed accounts=blocked. She/Her/Yer Wan.
Ben @safers.bsky.social Bit of a rotter, will work for food. Owns way too many shoes. He/him (fe/ei 🏴 )
I try to be a good ally
Tell your cat I said hi.
(Previously known as @safeasfuck)
K @mis5pelt.bsky.social Non bio 🏴
GTreig @gtreig.bsky.social - H @handle.invalid @handle.invalid
MissMel @mistifieduk.bsky.social Quite possibly different name on all apps
🇦🇺Immigrant 🇬🇧Australian embroidery geek in London 💜🧵💜
I like to tell people when I’m going on train journeys
I tend to overshare
Boabs @boabs.bsky.social Jam Donut, lover of books, owner of tats, sock wearer. Best friend is a dog.
Chuck H Beagle @chuckhbeagle.bsky.social Madam M.
A byword for confusing. 
Ronan Bleating @ronanbleating.bsky.social Stepford Bogan. Personal views. She/her
𝕍 for Very @hail2thetealeaf.bsky.social Fate doesn't hang on a wrong or right choice, fortune depends on the tone of your voice
ᛕirsty Custard @kirstycustard.bsky.social Yorkshire pudding living in London.
😘ve. Good time disco woman. #MDANT
Castaignede @castaignede.bsky.social My friend kept quoting my description back to me. So now this is what it says, Gav.
Jelly @jellyali.bsky.social 
Pet @petleg9.bsky.social No
Bruce Don 🇪🇺 @caughtjester.bsky.social I post my own photos and puns. I’m on here for fun, so nothing too serious. I post photos on Instagram as bruce_caughtjester if you’re interested.
Lizard Queen / ragbonehair @ragbonehair.bsky.social An entirely separate class of problem. Reside in Scotland, live in my head. I write and craft and talk random shite. Mainly the last one. Queer, pretty left wing, fuck terfs/swerfs/bigots. They/she 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
Gran Bee @granbee.bsky.social Liverpool City Region
Maf @mafer1ck.bsky.social Married. Mediocre. Man.
BUCKERS @deathofbuckley.bsky.social Life's a big banana sandwich
https://www.buzzsprout.com/2188080
DebraP @debradoesnt.bsky.social Available in colour
Ash @ashleyrich.bsky.social Bang Average
Keri Warbis @keriwarbis.bsky.social Everything is weird
Brighton dweller
(I co-host The Cider Shed podcast)
John @casioroee.bsky.social 
Col @bigshirtlesscol.bsky.social Big daft sod.
I can type 300 wrods a minute.
Shockingly Mackem.
Passionately committed to whatever you believe. Ally 🌈
Harry Mincherley @wanderingsadu.bsky.social Excessive biomass.
Pidricpotter @pidric.bsky.social Here to try and see your D(elightful personality)
https://signal.me/#eu/f7j2OW_HknzoxwVgM2MYUP2sV3Re_358sfjqQ5u-cFBHXWoair9FfrtKWwIeqKTG
Gemmyfromtheblock @gemmyfromtheblock.bsky.social Work in charity, constantly knackered. Lover of food & wine,Mum of 5, wife of 1. ‘Mentally ok’ (thanks Davecakes)
James @matkinsj.bsky.social The artist known as matkinsj
Sarah @idlewildgirl.bsky.social Probably at a gig… #MDANT
Manchester
https://www.setlist.fm/user/Idlewildgirl
Do Jemmo Its Christmas Time @jemmo.bsky.social Obvs j3mmo from off twitter, hopefully didn’t need to explain that. Also I have very thin wrists
Dame Pazza @pazza7.eurosky.social Snowcake
Wee Mowgz @mowgzilla.bsky.social Live music slut.
A strong 4, but with the chat of a weak 8.
Spoiling things for everyone else since 1982
Public Benjamin @publicbenjamin.bsky.social 
lucy @lmasaysno.bsky.social schofferhofer socialist 
el camino @camiknickers.bsky.social exotic cat owner
Legs @diddia.bsky.social Sweet and fortified. Carpet of coriander. The dowager. https://www.amazon.co.uk/hz/wishlist/ls/1P55AA8SBNMRC?ref=cm_sw_wa_r_un_un_W6jsmKfXr2KZN
Niall @notinaboyband.bsky.social I don’t believe in unsalted butter
Get Set Willy ✌🏽 @dairycontrary.bsky.social I was once a Man. Thanks to an eclair and a moustache, I am now a legend.
Englishman, gentleman, married. Maker, baker, geek.
Confelicity advocate.
ai;dr #sloppelganger - this means I block AI slop...
Universal Basic Good Vibes @tenaciousg.bsky.social A little of everything and a lot of some things
Ms Parsnip @parsnip45.bsky.social Professional child wrangler, unprofessional dog walker, southern defector to Yorkshire - mum of 3 grown ups.
Elle Bowroom @ellebowroom.bsky.social I’m not your real Mum. Biscuit enthusiast
Clur @clur.bsky.social I just really love cats.
London and sometimes the north.
Blouse @superblouse.bsky.social Queen of parallel parking
Nathan Human @thehumanish.co.uk Curious asker of questions for fun and work.
Sometime storyteller.
thehumanish.co.uk
Arthur @arthurparker.bsky.social Relentlessly polite 
Capnbobfrapples @benhomewood.bsky.social Actor. Writer. Pirate.
Wine club. If you know you know.
Detritus @detritus.bsky.social Sometime cobbler, firefighter, wastrel.
NOT A CRIMINAL
If you like silly stuff feel free to browse. WobbleAnSplotch.redbubble.com
https://signal.me/#eu/-W_KutikVwjDKiXrAGpCtTRUfk77GAhw4rF4McE_BXOavmrS9SVD1KYJh4uVO20p
Jon @giftedrascal.bsky.social Your fave lil bastard
Sweeting not Xing @swtngtwtng.bsky.social Just the correct amount of whelmed.
Geraint @geraintg.bsky.social I'm not crying over spilt milk, I'm weeping for the plight of unborn cheese
DK Booksniffer @mrsplamb.bsky.social 
SemtexSue @semtexsue.bsky.social Perimenopausal, grumpy, usually cold. Sea swimmer, ex-science teacher, mental health nursing student. Trying to break down the stigma of living with a mental health issue. 
badly drawn bee 🐝 @soapachu.bsky.social Swish swish motherfucker.
AuDHD | alphabet mafia 🏳️🌈 | rugby player 🏉 | scuba diver 🤿 | cis | she/her until something better comes along.
🇵🇸 ✊🏿
There's probably something funny in the alt text.
London & Liverpool, UK
Liberator_hen @lisatea.bsky.social It will all be fine. FINE.
I make stuff and sell stuff here https://merylinmoonuk.etsy.com
And here
https://merylinmoonuk.sumupstore.com/
SminkyPinky ❄️ @sminkypinky.bsky.social I'm here for the pets. Show me your pets. Southend-on-Sea
@cabmerlot.bsky.social @cabmerlot.bsky.social 
Avian Face-Tool 🦡 @beakmoo.bsky.social Science fiction, Forteanism, leftery, autism and tiredness. Married to the sonic embodiment of nihilism (tall one from Ramleh.)
I block TERFs.
Hippolyta Loudbasket (she/her) @loudbasket.bsky.social Who in sodomy wrote that?
𝕎𝕚𝕝𝕝𝕠𝕨 @salix.bsky.social hedge witch, here for art, loving people & absurd silliness.
🏳️🌈 Ally she/her
Miss Dickie @missdickie.bsky.social People are generally awful
Mrs Sarah Nic @mrsnic.bsky.social 
❤️ Kay ❤️ @missmodette.bsky.social 60’s. Retro. Mod. Northern Soul. Music.
I love my Mod from Birmingham 💙
Birdfeed @birdfeed1.bsky.social Potato, wine, and book lover. Trying to tread softly.
H @harimiller.bsky.social The world’s most gothic city worker android
Nick @mrnmjackson.bsky.social Sound of the funky drummer
Unimaginative profile writer. Formerly of the NHS, now looking for something else to do.
He/him. Infected by the woke mind virus.
Bristolvor @bristolvor.bsky.social The GIF King. Loves an adventure as long as there is cake. All opinions are my own and not my employer.
Lucy Fishwife 🥐 @lucyfishwife.bsky.social London. Book-related (sells, reads, hoards, writes). Macaroni cheese. Trans rights are human rights. Fix your hearts or die. Redhaired stepchild. Proud slop despiser. Punch up.
https://www.moonflowerbooks.co.uk/news
https://www.thebksagency.com/lucyfisher
elfie @elfbatross.bsky.social that one with the hair.
Swizzle Necklace @laudelau.bsky.social Anatomist, chartered scientist, all round good egg. Lot of work for charity, don’t like to talk about it etc. Prescribed as freely as any decongestant
Just a lump of carbon - but coal or diamond? You decide.
Boo @witteringboo.bsky.social Gin loving, nonsense chatting, yarn fiddler. Occasionally sublime, mostly ridiculous. ‘Small, but perfectly formed’ ‘Daftie’
Jay @jaymew.bsky.social Lemonade pockets. Champagne lips.
Felicity Shutitdown-Already xx 🏳️⚧️ @meladyfreshness.bsky.social Comfortably seats up to 30 clowns 🤡
Want to help me create games, music and spicy content ? http://ko-fi.com/mel852103
katie @pipterino.bsky.social Off the Nazi hellsite!
Midget Gems 26 @bacardioakheart.bsky.social A husband, a father, a philosopher, a music lover, a bell end. Your one stop shop for the destruction of mainstream thought.
Veep @princesssofvp.bsky.social Lost author. Angry poet. Controlled Explosion.
BD @bumblingd.bsky.social Fuckable but unlovable. www.bumblingdad.co.uk
matthaeus @blinx.bsky.social 100% proof caper
Halloweeno @vimtotime.bsky.social Never alone!
https://linktr.ee/hellohalloweeno?utm_source=linktree_admin_share
Sumarumi @sumarumi.bsky.social Cogito Ergo Sumarumi. I kill widows and orphans for money. “Sexy polymath” “Purveyor of tat” 🏴
10% Bluesky discount on my Etsy shop: DreamOfEclecticChic
https://dreamofeclecticchic.etsy.com?coupon=BLUESKY10
Adam @therewillbegin.bsky.social 
Andy Parmo @andyparmo.co.uk Use? No. Ornament? Also no.
Geordie in Middlesbrough. MD ANT.
Lou-Weezus @weezus.bsky.social Live Laugh Courtney Love
¡Oye Billy! @oyebilly.bsky.social 
A Lady Bear @bearfacedlady.bsky.social Cat Food Letterbox Day is the best thing I've ever done. Bird librarian, awful lefty liberal, booming soprano. Council estate and proud.
Em @ems80.bsky.social GinFairy at the other place. Hermit Crab. Wine Lover. Busy Mama. 
Crafty Cow Cat Sofas @craftycow.bsky.social Maker of Cat Sofas, owned by Banksy the cat. Here for general silliness and chat
Etsy shop https://craftysharp.etsy.com
Dusty Moth @dutmoth.bsky.social Hoorah! said Pooh. Bloody weirdo said Piglet. Authentically Apocryphal.
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:saiythiqf5kar5ydjxb7kxwn/feed/aaaei3qtjajws
Nigellas Knicks @nigellasknicks.bsky.social Psychosis survivor, Lupus warrior, lefty-do-gooder. Sometimes a complete wanker. Wife, mother and wannabe writer.
Count Mysterioso @mysteriosox.bsky.social Totali mysterioso. Total count
"Sweet songs never last too long on broken radios"