N.O’PHELAN @somesomersaults.bsky.social Poet. Ad person. Yeah, no.
Carrion Sam @carrionsam.bsky.social I'm perfect in every way, that's why people can't stand me
A.L. likely @alvildalikely.bsky.social Writer - Burnt out paramedic - Dark humor - Weary Optimist
Is this thing on: https://bsky.app/profile/alvildalikely.bsky.social/search
X Alvildalikely
Allikelystory.com
https://allikely.substack.com
Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social Keep it right here for more biting commentary, social disconnection and cognitive decline, served with a hint of levity and oregano.
Meeka @meekanz.bsky.social Still a mess (she/her)
Trying to work, parent, live, enjoy (not in that order)
Aotearoa | New Zealand
Evie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social 30s something me, the weird aunt who brags about how healing essential oils and prescription pills can be.
crabbydaddy dave @crabbydaddy.bsky.social crabbydacrab from twitter
architect & crab lover
mildly amusing musings when high
we have one race: human. be kind. 🏳️🌈
Janet, Schnauzer mom @schnauzer-ct.bsky.social Liberal, lucky person. Just trying to make the world a better place.
richie @theregoesrichie.bsky.social the world below is made up
emissions: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:o6jndh2ipxyybvilzriehr4t/feed/aaaoywnnxteqg
🖌 Myandra sez: 🖍 Impeach the MF'er soon. We're waiting. @myandra.bsky.social Writer, thinker, artist, player of music, eternal child Sarcastic but sweet AF,
Graceless Lady 🌊 wanton 💙 crone
"Witch, scholar, poet, dreamer, and the rest, to be a woman also."
~ Elizabeth Barret Browning
Canada 🍁
Anomalous Smutmuffin Enigma
Canadian Dude 🇨🇦 @livewire3791.bsky.social I don’t bite.
This space for rent.
Mal @hallowedverses.bsky.social https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qv44paybrk23kyleqxrvckql/feed/aaaa26yq2vxfg
🥟 @mandu-x.bsky.social If you take my posts seriously we both lose.
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🏆 https://bsky.app/profile/mandu-x.bsky.social/feed/aaaoiuqva7dgg
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Aphrodite @funaphrodite.bsky.social 
æmə's ghost @its-actually-ama.bsky.social Weird (and a ghost).
Hallucinophonics @hallucinophonics.com Hallucinophonics exist at the nexus of consciousness and sound—crafting immersive soundscapes that challenge the boundaries between reality and reverie. http://hallucinophonics.com
Living_in_the_rhyme_light @livingintherhyme.bsky.social I love cheesy jokes ..not writing just reading because I suck at it (just like your Mom did last night) and writing morbid poetry. I’m a fcking mess! (Shameless plug ig: living_in_the_rhyme_light not your average poetry) my opinions are mine
𝔏𝔦𝔩𝔞𝔠🪩 @ironlilacc.bsky.social A silly ghoul
Sometimes I do arts and crafts
🪰 Fresh from the Lilac tree
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:uqajtcpzocgy6oa73j5xgtow/feed/aaadt6cjxijik
Gypsican 🤙🏼 @gypsican.bsky.social Horribly unserious (unless it’s about aliens)
👽 🍩🍄😚💨📚🐾❄️
Lapis.liya @lapis-liya.bsky.social ✨Caveat emptor✨
Hold the bastards accountable.
ficklenuts is tired of this shit @ficklenuts.bsky.social All my bullshit: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xc73spbj6e5skmp2nskqqgtw/feed/aaah42pkk2ssg
Greatest shits: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xc73spbj6e5skmp2nskqqgtw/feed/aaah46shdwmiw
https://ko-fi.com/ficklenuts
https://ngl.link/ficklenuts
Ruth’s Truths @thetruthwithruth.bsky.social Ruth’s Truths are powerful nuggets of wisdom to help guide you through your life. From love to troublesome sisters-in-law to collapsing quiches, Ruth’s wealth of knowledge and life experience are here for you.
Sidereal K 💫 @gimmethekspecial.bsky.social Just a silly guy made of star stuff
My love:
@augustreverie.bsky.social 💟
My résumé:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4z764ts25fgsrjh6gktmu7dq/feed/aaao4jdadlvnm
~Gypsy~🔮 @xoxgypsy.bsky.social ...get off of my cloud☁️...
Sarah @goonsquadsarah.bsky.social Your mom. Compulsive heating engineer. Hypnotoad enthusiast. She/her
OᑎE ᗯIᑎK ᗩT ᗩ TIᗰE ♓ @onewink.bsky.social Music is my boyfriend 🎶💜
"She's got the devil in her eyes... Only one way to exorcise him... One wink at a time" ~ The Replacements
#LongCovid sucks
JenX-cellent @jenx-cellent.bsky.social I don't care that you drank from the hose. 🍁
Eric Richards @ericrichards.bsky.social I own a crop farm. Also a medical professional. Politics junkie. Proud Minnesotan.🇫🇷🇺🇸
This timeline we live in is bonkers.
Miss Suzy @sqrlymofo.bsky.social Satire account. Real squirrel don't Internet, ya fuck. High Internet Squirrel once wrongly accused of murder, what the fuck more do you want?
ABSOLUTELY NO STARTER PACKS
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaao2bqerpveq
JJ Rymr @jjrymer.bsky.social Wisconsin shit-poster, single after 20+ years... Now what the fuck do I do?
May Gary Busey bless and keep you🙏🏼
Football dork🏈, music guru/singer🎶, vinyl collector, Gulf War vet🪖,
157IQ idiot, comic🎙️, tequilas...
FrostMantis @ogruddawg.bsky.social Born at 361 ppm, He/Him
Mech. Engineering/QC Chemistry Tech
Fan of arthropods, transit, & weather
Rapidly alternates between shit and earnestposting. Bipolar type 2
Anti-fascist, AI skeptic, 🔞
Democratic socialist
🇵🇸🇺🇦🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ (ally)
Fuck Admin 47, Fuck ICE
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@kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social it me, kd: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:bgwoouqx463ponaj5f4wy5y2/feed/aaab3vh6gtzlc
Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social housebroken, but not socialized
Rethink the Wolf! (Don't believe the myth!) @rethinkthewolf.bsky.social #Wolves, MntLions, Bears & Birds, forests & prairies
#WildLands & #WildlifeProtector
#Ecosystem! #Colorado #Science
Ret. Librarian, married
Canvas this year with me!
#Green Democrat #Resister
🎈DO NOT FOLLOW ME WITHOUT A Profile, or MAKE SOME Posts‼️‼️
Catastrophic meowtzidown (trouble/tribble) @ufomitzidino.bsky.social Cats rule over hoomans. Into UFOs and other strange phenomena, e.g. cats. The natural world, e.g. cats. Spirituality, healing, creativity and gratitude (mostly for cats.) Weird and very very silly. The odd grump and random ranting/swearing because flawed.
River Side Casino @riversidecasino.bsky.social The Midwest’s Best Casino On This Side Of The Hoover River
Slots, table games, golf, luxury spa, sweat lodge, ball pit, dining options, concert/convention center, and some other stuff. Definitely haunted.
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Prescription French Fries 🍉 @rxfrenchfries.bsky.social Optimistic hater.
Public educator.
Mental health professional.
Mother.
Sister.
Maker.
Taker.
*My opinions aren't popular enough to have been written by anyone else but me 'nor important enough to be representative of any entities for which I work*
Nori St. James AF 🎵🦋 🐚🐈 🌊 🎼 📸 ⚖️ 🎶 🎙 🐬🌞 @norisj.bsky.social Digital archivist ● Yankee ● Art ● Jazz, multi-genre music lover● She/her ● Nefelibata ● Cats ● Nature ● Art Deco ● Quokka fan ● 🚫 Porn | $$$ requests blocked
Sean Walters @seanwrite.bsky.social Cynical Canadian bibliophile/writer guy into music, sports (lifelong Caps/Jays fan), contemporary literature and poetry, foreign film and used bookstores and booksales. Not much else.
MJW @megan.bsky.social Blah blah blah. Insert something witty here.
•Cats are cool & so are you.
•Vegetarian (90% vegan)
•Elder Millennial
•My brain is 50 shades of weird👽
•Movies & TV are rad
She/Her
I don’t answer DM’s unless I know you/we talk on the regular
Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social I want to do everything all the time
https://bsky.app/profile/ygrene.bsky.social/feed/aaad75xnfxh32
born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social IG: @born_miserable • youtube.com/@halfapersonmusic • youtube.com/@bornmiserable.social • The Blackout Choir on Apple, Spotify, and Amazon • bornmiserable.threadless.com
POSTS: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:h4j2lwrcd2bxlncqqmnoy7vy/feed/aaagy3sl34xjg
𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social this account is dedicated to my ongoing feud with life
moss, fossils, haiku & books c̾☽
pfp: b&w hair
banner: trent reznor
Evil Alice @evilalicesg.bsky.social Just a girl, working her ass off. Farm life dreams, mini homestead.
I cater to my inner goth girl. I like sexy clothes and intimacy.
I take a lot of pictures.
brixton bell @brixtonbell.com writer & founding member of the global stop breeding movement
brixtonbell.com
key @kmillz.lol i can post worse if you give me a chance | ca | @smillz.lol ♥︎
todays shits ➢ https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kz7qpoj4lgmpfdiijbkuopvn/feed/chrono-skeets
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Uffdafuckingda @uffdada.bsky.social Gen-X and still feral…the guardian of cosmic ideas.
Me https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ttftfqwkk7lim7bli4uqwmzg/feed/aaadnqkohsr5m
SkyCrush https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ttftfqwkk7lim7bli4uqwmzg/feed/aaakt665kbrmk
Tim 🇨🇦 @qwertying.bsky.social I like jokes.
♥️ My wife: @skedaddle74.bsky.social
🏆 Top Jokes: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zlxnj6iqvkdlmoj6npjt2l4o/feed/top-skeets
🎉 My bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zlxnj6iqvkdlmoj6npjt2l4o/feed/aaaemekfmmumo
🚫Crypto 🚫Onlyfan 🚫Porn
TwoSense @twosense.bsky.social Mostly a pizza account but I'm also here for images of cute animals and nature scenes, news, different perspectives, and funny takes. SoCal. I’m a Christian. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6inp5yiltrxwaaysprylsihq/feed/aaamsig4omqig
Ian Kemper @iankemper.bsky.social Recording Artist. Producer. Nintendo Enthusiast. Avid Home Cook. “Ian Kemper” on all streaming platforms.
Literally @ummliterally.bsky.social chopped unc
All my skeets - https://bsky.app/profile/ummliterally.bsky.social/search
Best skeets bc I'm vain: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:nixduwqrwjgbdembbg3xqyzb/feed/aaafyhv3we6vy
Breakfast 🍩☕️🍑 @donutscoffeeme.bsky.social Queen of stoner munchies. Cat lady. Hedonistic trollop. Fat kid. NSFWish. Pervy humor. General silliness. Mental health realness. Body positive. 42. She/her. FDT. 🌷🌻🍉🏳️🌈
Buy me a donut?
Cashapp & Venmo: donutscoffeeme
Lindsey @theycallmelindsey.bsky.social She/her
I dabble in many things; art, photography, paganism, parenting, reading, film photography, being in nature, secular homeschooling.
Safe space.
https://intheloopwithlindsey.pika.page
Laird Brian Turbo of Sandwich @schuss42.bsky.social Amateur Rocket Surgerist
#caturday #humanrights #hopeandchange #photography #diy #edm #sandwiches
he/his
Masto: https://beige.party/@turbo
DadTherapist @tpdbfrisbee.bsky.social Dad, StepDad, Husband, son, brother, friend, psychotherapist, liberal, Chiefs, Jayhawks, Hawks, ultimate frisbee, TP, GD, Chipotle, fantasy sports, hikes, dogs, wrestling fan. KC guy for first 20 years and ATL resident for more. No random DMs ☮️🤼🌯🦮🥾✡️
Misery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social like you, but me-er.
The latest thoughts:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lmhjnbey3mwuxjlcjmi62pek/feed/aaabwhhi2eyls
The most “liked”:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lmhjnbey3mwuxjlcjmi62pek/feed/aaad3debyuidy
SpecialKimtamine™ 🚩🏴☠️🇮🇹🇺🇸🦈 @lorazekim.bsky.social Villainous, rude motherfucker, cancer warrior, GenX, seesaw champion, FAFO, pill popper, trophy wife, Georgia 🍑
Pronouns: try/me #FuckCancer
Some shit: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2hnlymg6sdllcl6dfkpzar7w/feed/aaak76ey34ym4
cru jonze @carnitas.bsky.social Chaotic Sleepy
America’s Weird Neighbor
📍a bog perhaps
Olga @0506oli.bsky.social Love photography and painting. All pictures are mine 🎨📸
One day your life will flash before your eyes. Make sure it's worth watching♥️
Gerard Way
WholeAssNurse @wholeassnurse.bsky.social Cardiac Cath Lab Nurse, wife and mom of two fucked up individuals who are 17 and 20 that I ❤️ dearly. Jesus loves me and I love Him.
Astr0z0mbreez @astr0z0mbreez.bsky.social Live & Let Blurb.
Nerdy Fat Guy @nerdyfatguy.bsky.social Born in 1971, don't ask me to do the math. Crabby fucker. Cheesehead in absentia. I'm the reason I can't have nice things.
Brian Caron @acornbrain.bsky.social Un-fluencer. Mostly harmless
Just me: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lcmic7aufmdzn4fdxtclgowv/feed/aaaknv3nrggu4
Sometimes I paint:
www.briancaron.com
✨ S U P E R S T A R fish ✨ @quicklycrocodile.bsky.social i think i might already be gone;
so long & thanks for all the fish 🫡
shit that hit (for whatever reason):
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:s4itrggfqgvsf5wx3fgrmj33/feed/aaabfut25mghe
take care of each other (bye!)👋🏻💖
alt pfp/bgp: starfish/bitch
kate @outerorbits.bsky.social I’m the human equivalent of a raccoon falling down your chimney: surprising, messy, but kinda funny with time and distance.
(she/her)
🚫AI slop
Avi by @cozydalia.bsky.social
Migs @ghostnerd.bsky.social 
Dak @dak.bsky.social Goal for 2026 is ‘Cooperative health’.
Feeder: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:piswk46uuf4lsb2ms7lu2b76/feed/aaaihct52zljg
futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro tell my Wife and bebé and future bebé i mentioned them here. dang that is a bright ass thigh… and jerry’s face?!
past presentdad: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaaizi5rqfrk
cis•het•Supportive•CA sober 13yrs
OfficeofSteve @officeofsteve.bsky.social You've been smooching with everybody
Dumpster - https://bsky.app/profile/officeofsteve.bsky.social/feed/aaackjw5xfh46
Kimster @aquavulva.bsky.social I do what I want
My stuff bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaamvotqzr6oy
Rachelle @rasm69.bsky.social
Random, curious, engaging, real life raconteuse
Canamerican
My posts:
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:22h7qlveuxl2dlvxyp6lbmup/feed/aaah7b7zkxgce
ThinlyVeiledPanda @thinlyveiledpanda.bsky.social Occasionally funny on the internet. I'm better in the comments - but not like, that much better
Have created feed, am basically software engineer:
https://shorturl.at/eqLJn
Wanna bang(er)? https://shorturl.at/U8zfb
Michael @colyndwyr.bsky.social A Nemophilist who resents age being used as a proxy for maturity.
Life is not haiku
because I almost get it
Then I am distracted by a shiny thing
If you're interested in being mean to people pass on by.
New year, *like* new Cela @kuzmaniak.bsky.social Not an actuary
In Denver mostly
Kate @askatewouldhaveit.com Circling back on nothing. Peaked in drafts. I support this version of myself, unfortunately.
Socially, I’m here📍 bit.ly/askatewouldhaveit
My Memoirs🫱 bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ebyy25rvm4tkzn2mmoqtixci/feed/aaad5i3med2t4
WineMummy @winemummy.bsky.social Your dad’s favourite boob avi.
Skeets here, motherfucker https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vvlw2ggojhkpmivjzdcniuzr/feed/aaahbajsdk4m4
Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social strange highness
https://ko-fi.com/gefthetokingmongoose
https://boxd.it/7zqId
Time Bomb 🕟💣🎃 @jillblacksheep.bsky.social 🔵maha
🏎️ | Punker than you | Whiskey & Beer | Union Omaha | Arsenal | ATL Barves | Broncos
Probably yelling about soccer (any sportsball, tbh)
>(‧ ‿ ‧)< woopah!
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jhevomvjoybxvetz53vfb4zk/feed/aaae6iaztpknw
Μαρια Κιτρινη @greekheanen.bsky.social my meows: https://bsky.app/profile/greekheanen.bsky.social/search