The Onion @theonion.com America’s Finest News Source. A @globaltetrahedron.bsky.social subsidiary.
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Keith Dunn @keithdunn.social.running.cafe.ap.brid.gy An unofficial mirror of Keith Dunn's posts over on Bluesky which mention the Barkley Marathons #BM100 hashtag. The aim is to provide a way of following […]
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Mehdi Ouazza @mehdio.com 🧡 Data Engineer at heart
🥑 DevRel @motherduck.com (Cloud-based @duckdb.org)
🎥 YouTube : https://www.youtube.com/@mehdio
✒️ Blog http://mehdio.com/blog
@therealmurilo.bsky.social @therealmurilo.bsky.social 
Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social Hi! I’m Molly Hodgdon. I live in Vermont with my beautiful FIV+ cats Francie and Marcel. Banner photo by W. Eugene Smith. Profile pic is a postcard from my collection mailed 1908.
Not a bot. Not selling anything. Just a keeper of forgotten cats.
Leah Culver @leahculver.bsky.social 
Steve Klabnik @steveklabnik.com #rustlang, #jj-vcs, atproto, shitposts, urbanism. I contain multitudes.
Working on #ruelang but just for fun.
Currently in Austin, TX, but from Pittsburgh. Previously in Bushwick, the Mission, LA.
Elon Musk's Jet Tracking @elonjet.net ElonJet | Tracking Elon Musk’s Jet by @jacks.grndcntrl.net
Also follow @spacexjets.grndcntrl.net
apenwarr @apenwarr.ca wvdial, bup, sshuttle, netselect, popularity-contest, redo, gfblip, GFiber, atlogin.net, and now Top Chicken @Tailscale.com doing WireGuard mesh. First search result for "epic treatise."
Cole Fitzpatrick @cole.fitzpat.com Transportation Engineer, Data Geek, Baseball Fan, Exhausted Girl Dad. Oregon State -> UMass Amherst
Bryan Liles @bryanl.dev Knuck if you buck practitioner
Ario @ario.bsky.social Dad & Design Leader at LaunchDarkly
Ansh @anshnanda.com Currently working on vibecodeapp.com
Prev: Engineering @ Bluesky
Forrest Brazeal @forrestbrazeal.bsky.social Cofounder at Freeman & Forrest, author, cartoonist, and Pwnie Award-winning songwriter. Ex-Google. Here to help.
Bryan Cantrill @bcantrill.bsky.social Co-founder and CTO of Oxide Computer Company. According to Field of Schemes, "tech exec and Oakland A's fan" -- but more of an Oakland Ballers fan now.
Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social It’s okay, I’m in incognito mode.
By @joesondow.bsky.social
Picard Tips @picardtips.bsky.social Wishing for a thing does not make it so.
By @JoeSondow.bsky.social
Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com Daily comic by Aaron Reynolds that keeps on winning awards despite being nothing more than birds and curse words. Books, calendars and merch at effinbirds.com
Arne Roomann-Kurrik @ark.bsky.social "Poignant self awareness, yet cheerful resignation to the Kafkaesque situation at hand" 🇺🇸+🇪🇪
SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com computer security person. former helpdesk
Randall Munroe @xkcd.com 
Jason Shellen @shellen.com Now: Something incredibly cool, I bet
Then: Fable, Slack, Pinterest, Boxer, Brizzly.com, Google Reader, Blogger etc.
shellen.com
Jaz @jaz.sh Jasmine (Jaz)
Gender Nomad
IRC made me gay
Reject drab, wear bright colors and play fast
Former Platform Engineering Lead at Bsky
28. she/her 🏳️⚧️
BSky Stats- https://bsky.jazco.dev/stats
https://github.com/jazware
Sarah Cooper @sarahcpr.bsky.social President
Matt Levine @matt-levine.bsky.social the money stuff guy
berk d. demir @bdd.fi i used to put prime numbers to work at facebook and herd whales at twitter. now i tinker on whatever i want.
🍍🍕
🌐 https://bdd.fi
Senator Ron Wyden @wyden.senate.gov U.S. Senator for Oregon. Rotisserie chicken enthusiast. Senate’s resident privacy hawk.
senatefinance.bsky.social
wydenpress.bsky.social
sarah jeong @sarahjeong.bsky.social journalist and lawyer based in Portland, OR.
Jake Tapper, long-suffering Philly sports fan @jaketapper.bsky.social Dad, husband, CNN anchor, author, doorman to three dogs and a cat.
Adam Savage @asavage.bsky.social Maker. Science Communicator. Connector. 
Monica Lewinsky @monicalewinsky.bsky.social yeah, that one.
NPR @npr.org This is NPR 🎙️
Neil Gaiman @neilhimself.neilgaiman.com Makes things up. Writes them down. Dreams about growing up but not yet. 
Maya Kaczorowski @mayakaczorowski.com I love puzzles almost as much as ice cream
she/her 
Denton Gentry @dgentry.bsky.social Old man yells at Cloud. He/him. SVP Eng @ EVgo. Former Tailscale, Xoogler, Project Drawdown, startups (various), Sun Micro.
Practice Interviews & career discussion: https://calendly.com/dgentry/discuss
Michael Pratt @prattmic.com Hacking on the Go runtime and gVisor. 🏳️🌈
asymptotically matt @mhat.bitplug.com dogs, crows, and small airplanes
The Washington Post @washingtonpost.com Democracy Skies in Blueness
Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit.bsky.social The labor market is a mess. Here to show you why. Highlighting workers conflict with poor management, corporate greed, bad business, and the economy.
Threads.net/@fuckyouiquit
Instagram.com/fuckyouiquit
Matt Blaze @mattblaze.org Scientist, safecracker, etc. McDevitt Professor of Computer Science and Law at Georgetown. So-called expert on election security and a few other things. Slow photographer. RF nerd. Occasionally blogs at https://mattblaze.org/blog
The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social Eldest Sister. Childless Cat Lady. Italian Jew. Witchy Woman.
I’m from N-E-W Jerz
Adriana Porter Felt @apf.bsky.social I like writing silly skeets, but that doesn't pay so I also make Google Chrome. mamá, Eng Director, volunteer at Second Harvest. 🇺🇲🇨🇷
Twitter: @__apf__
Cameron Balahan @cameronb.bsky.social Product lead for Go at Google
rahaeli @rahaeli.bsky.social Cofounder @dreamwidth.org / disabled queer cat lady / running social media since before it was "social media" and Trust & Safety since the dawn of time / do not cite the deep magic to me, I wrote it / no, I'm allergic to that, too
Simon Wistow @thegestalt.org 
Monterey Bay Aquarium @montereybayaquarium.org How do you do, fellow squids? 🌊 We're your frondly Aquarium with a mission to inspire conservation of the ocean. https://www.montereybayaquarium.org
Julia Evans @b0rk.jvns.ca programming and exclamation marks
blog: jvns.ca
zines: wizardzines.com
Stephen King @stephenking.bsky.social Writer
Matt Ruff @bymattruff.bsky.social Author of Lovecraft Country, Fool on the Hill, Bad Monkeys, and various other novels.
https://www.bymattruff.com- M @mailelei.bsky.social @mailelei.bsky.social
Colin McMillen @mcmillen.dev He/him. Somerville, MA.
Previously: Google, reCAPTCHA, Carnegie Mellon (Ph.D., Computer Science).
depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social hi i'm @annierau.bsky.social i love wikipedia! dm submissions if you want :-)- K Kelly Fitzpatrick @kelly.fitzpat.com Retired engineer, liberal, guitar player.
- S @sandy.fitzpat.com @sandy.fitzpat.com
Thomas Ptacek @sockpuppet.org Full of passionate intensity.
Kenn White @kennwhite.bsky.social cryptography • neuro • cloud • biscuits
ORD-DCA-NYC-BCN ✈️
kennwhite@mastodon.social
crw @maybe.fail tech @ eff
community organizing & environmental justice in bayview, sf
vana’diel denizen
Rick Klau @rickklau.com Co-founder & CEO, Onsemble. Husband. Dad. Previously: California's Chief Technology Innovation Officer, 13+ years Google, FeedBurner. he / him.
Julien Genestoux @ouvre-boite.com VP of Engineering at @relayProtocol!
Previously, founder @unlock-protocol.com (aqui-hired by Relay in 2025), founder @superfeedr (RSS, websub), sold to @medium.com in 2016!
Also goes by julien51 on the Internet!
https://ouvre-boite.com
Oxide Computer Company @oxide.computer The cloud you own. https://oxide.computer/bio
daniel:// stenberg:// @daniel.haxx.se I write curl. I don't know anything. I am @bagder@mastodon.social
My mastodon posts are mirrored to Blusky here: https://bsky.app/profile/bagder.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy
Weekly email at https://lists.haxx.se/listinfo/daniel
rob pike @robpike.io Long career as a dilettante at Bell Labs Research and Google, mostly building weird stuff no one uses, but occasionally getting it right, such as with UTF-8 and Go.
renee french @reneefrench.bsky.social painter, animator, writer/illustrator of books http://reneefrench.tv
Jack Hebert @jhebert.bsky.social Seattle, google, outside when I can convince the kids. 🤣
rebecca @syntheticmethod.bsky.social Nevadan ruining California.
she/her.
Angie Jones @angiejones.tech Tech's Favorite Auntie
VP Eng, AI Tools & Enablement @ Block
#techgirl1908
Kishau Rogers @kishau.com I wrangle complexity. Engineer turned 4x Founder | Advisor | Investor | CEO | Featured: @Forbes @WSJ | Systems Thinker. Computer Scientist. | kishau.com
Paul Frazee @pfrazee.com CTO at Bluesky. Not a nerd.
Lachlan Evenson @lachie.bsky.social ☁️ Cloud Native OSS @Azure | 📖 K8s Best Practices + KUAR 3e | CNCF GB | Emeritus Kubernetes Steering & 1.16 Lead
Greg Wilson @handle.invalid Leader of AWS Documentation, AWS SDKs & CLIs. Formerly Google, Adobe, startup. Opinions are my own.
Erica Joy Astrella @ericajoy.astrel.la southern roots, oakland blossoms 🌸
tech blah blah
@b.astrel.la’s weirder half
Never, ever be afraid to make some noise and get in good trouble, necessary trouble. -John Lewis
probably on threads https://www.threads.com/@theericajoy
Scott Hanselman 🌮 @scott.hanselman.com I want you to win and be happy. Code, OSS, STEM, Beyoncé, T1D, open source artificial pancreases, Portland, 3D printing http://hanselminutes.com inclusive tech podcast! VP/Member of Technical Staff, Microsoft/GitHub 🌮
http://hanselman.com/about
Mekka Okereke @mekka.mekka-tech.com Building Digital Ecosystems at Google.
https://hachyderm.io/@mekkaokereke
He/him.
David Fowler @davidfowl.com Distinguished Engineer @ Microsoft 🧐. Creator of NuGet, SignalR and ASP.NET Core, Barbadian 🇧🇧, Tennis Player.
Molly White @molly.wiki writes citationneeded.news • runs @web3isgoinggreat.com and @influence.citationneeded.news • tech researcher and cryptocurrency industry critic • software engineer • wikipedian
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Tiffani Ashley Bell @tiffaniashleybell.com Programmer. Transilient. An internet person at The Human Utility paying water bills & freeing people from debt. Nerded out at Howard, Harvard Kennedy School, YC, & Stanford GSB. F1 fan. Spoke at TED.
Black-Scholes-Merton FTW
In LAX or FAY 🏳️🌈
April King @april.social Staff Security Engineer at some random tech company, previously Mozilla, Dropbox, LinkedIn, and (pre-Elon) Twitter. Has read @kateconger.bsky.social’s autobiography.
web @ grayduck.mn // also github.com/april
Jay 🦋 @jay.bsky.team Founder & Chief Innovation Officer @ Bluesky
Working on @attie.ai
🌱 🪴 🌳
Brad Fitzpatrick @bradfitz.com I do computers. Married to @radkat.fitzpat.com. Three kids. Xoogler.
Go (#golang) team 2010~2020. Made LiveJournal, OpenID, memcached. Currently at @Tailscale.com making WireGuard easy.
Seattle, WA // Bainbridge
Anurag Saxena @anurag.codes Python Dev 🐍 Data Engineering 🧑🏾💻 Building software for Cancer Research and Care 🧬
Alice Keeler @alicekeeler.com #EduSky, Teacher, mom of 5, author, AliceKeeler.com, EdTech expert, gamification, #coffeeEDU, Google Certified Innovator, Google Developer Expert 
Elena Tănăsoiu @elenatanasoiu.bsky.social Staff Engineer | Performance Engineering @ GitHub
Opinions are my own.
André Cruz @andre.cabine.org Not an LLM.
Rob McCready @rtm.bsky.social Fixer of things
Developer of bits and bytes
Supporter of many pets
Joe Karow @joekarow.dev Full Stack Software Engineer | Geriatric Millennial | #100Devs | #OutInTech
YOU BETTA http://VOTE.gov
William McKinnerney @williammck.net constantly online. he/him/his. 🏳️🌈 (posts are mine and may not reflect employers’ views)
Molly McArdle @mollymcardle.bsky.social Updates Editor, Food & Wine. Once: editor in chief, @roadmapbyallma.bsky.social. (RIP)
Rashed Kamal @rashedkamal.bsky.social Kubernetes enthusiasts and a shameless Falcons fan. Staff Engineer @VMware
Sarah Huffman @dangerpudding.bsky.social I am not animatronic. Professional Chicken Little - the sky is gonna fall, be prepared to fix it. she/her. Disabled, femme, sparkly process unicorn for Healthvana.
@nycbiker.bsky.social @nycbiker.bsky.social 🌹 Father, husband, "computer guy", New Yorker, animal lover, trying to leave the world in a better state than when I got here. 🌹
Project Mischief 💀 Operation Mayhem @operationmayhem.bsky.social 💀 💀For Entertainment purposes 💀 💀
Rabble Rousers
addie b. pains 🧠 @mewtation.bsky.social cat mom. plant dad. aunt x2. grizzled programmer, human on assorted journeys. neurodivergent + ambiguously queer. nature is swell! she/her/addie enbeing; pdx 🌈🤖
Katie Hom @katiehom.bsky.social Software Engineer. Freelance Developer. 100Devs. Artist. Innovator. Singer. Master of Music Education.
I like helping people
https://katiehom.carrd.co/
Oscar 🇬🇹 @cocafunes.social Geek, Celiac, Staff Software Engineer at FinTech
https://funes.in/links
Michael Paul | @micoolpaul 🇺🇦 @micoolpaul.com Opinions always my own. Works in Data Protection. Specialises in #Veeam, #VMware, #Microsoft365 / #M365, Microsoft #Azure.
VeeaMVP | Former Veeam Legend | Former Veeam Vanguard | VMware vExpert | Tanzu Vanguard
Blogs @ https://michaelpaul.cloud
🍻🥃🍣🎶🏔⛷🐍🇨🇦✈️🇺🇦 @ggoddard.bsky.social Jack of all trades, KB1T, Pythonista, ski bum, Xoogler, UF alum with interests in computer networking and security. Go 🐊s!
tjun @tjun.bsky.social 
Joakim Bodin @jb.ripley.se 👾 Dev @ Epic Games
📚 A virtue persists without payment or compensation
🎧 I can hear the deep rasp of your laughter, joyful
🔗 https://linktr.ee/jbripley
📍 🇺🇸 Seattle | 🇸🇪 Swede