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Bro, do you even Alt Text?
Better
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36
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transsexual disaster
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writer, etc.
activities director for the revolution
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๐Liberal AF
Slava Ukraine ๐บ๐ฆFree Gaza
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What a ๐ฉshow weโre living in
I share memes because I am sight disabled ๐๏ธ
#ocular melanoma
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Atheist
I like to go placesโ๏ธ
Octopus Wrangler ! ๐ฉ๐ฐ @spencilular.bsky.social What is it gonna take?
Animal videos, because of course.
Humanist,
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Atheist
โ MAGA
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Visualize matriarchy
I hear Taylor singing โdo you believe me now?โ in my head often these days
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professional yapper
Sarah ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ (Taylor's version ๐งกโค๏ธโ๐ฅ) @foolishsswiftie.swifties.social 1995 kid โข Swiftie since โ09 โข London N1 โข bring me the horizon fan โข BTS Army โข fuck trump โจ
G*YLORS DNI
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Award-Winning Writer & Screenwriter.
Educator since โ08.
Trained ethicist.
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KATIEK @14katiek.bsky.social I don't skate through life, David, I walk through life, in really nice shoes. -Alexis Rose ๐๐ฅง๐
Cassandra @thefateofcassandra.bsky.social Writer, reader, knitter, and cross stitcher from the PNW. GenX. Married. ๐ฉโโค๏ธโ๐ฉ ๐ณ๏ธโ๐
Free Palestine
Trans Rights are Human Rights
JKR is a TERF
Fuck Donald Trump
You wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me.
Elder Swiftie, Eras NOLA N3
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Follow me on YouTube
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๐คฌ Anyone to do with Epstein
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WE PROTECT THE FAMILY
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Fuck MAGA.
Twitter: HighlyIngenious
RM @dorsalstream.bsky.social You know, for kids.
Lapsed philosopher; higher ed guy. I think things and write stuff.
(I do have a (creative nonfiction) newsletter at https://buttondown.com/dorsalstream thanks for asking.)
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Steve B @stevebasnett.bsky.social Post other people's funny, gags from pro comedians, my own tat, and support the work of outstanding investigative journalists.
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Beth @bethh.bsky.social [confused hissing]
Alan Sepinwall @sepinwall.bsky.social He/him. TV Critic, author. Now searchable on Tubi. I am not Alan Sepinwall III.
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tara @weedlejuice.bsky.social Circling a drain
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MizfitMathew @mizfitmathew.bsky.social Lover of all things horror, Philly sports, metal music and wrestling
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Team Binge Podcast @teambinge.bsky.social Your post-episode debrief. Two friends discussing today's top TV shows. Ted Lasso, Severance, Silo, Dark Matter, Widow's Bay & more! Good. Clean. Fun.
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The Bearminator @the-bearminator.bsky.social Not a real crime fighting bear ๐ป
AI avi, wordage however definitely the product of a flawed humanโฆ
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I am ironic, sarcastic, and silly. And I have an awful temper.
Commit to the bit.
The dog's name was Beatrice.
You should probably unfollow me.
@wizerdofblah.bsky.social @wizerdofblah.bsky.social
Kelly @ohhellkell.bsky.social Writer. Film nerd. Horror girl. All kinds of queer. Author of the books In the Shadow of Extinction, Rakasa, and new forthcoming works of queer horror.
She/her
Ko-fi https://ko-fi.com/kellywobbegong
Venmo: @Kelly-Wobbegong
Abolish ICE.
Ye Olde Punk @nehoc.bsky.social Equal parts human flesh and Silly Putty.
Anti fascist aging punk rocker.
Sarcastic muhfukka.
Hoarder of records because they open portals to unseen realms.
I shot a bird when I was eight years old and I've been sad about it ever since.
I also cuss a lot.
Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social She/Her
Freelance Science Journalist. Fact Checker.
NatGeo, BBC, SciAm, NBC News, PopSci, WIRED, and others.
Hire me to fact check your book.
I post about Jewish stuff, disability, Star Trek, and The Buffalo Bills.
Jersey girl.
Something Pithy @tiifcv.bsky.social Here for jokes, news, politics and links
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*insert joke about my blonde hair*
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@mrbluyskies.bsky.social @mrbluyskies.bsky.social
Walter Chaw @mangiotto.bsky.social I write about movies. Sometimes I talk about them. Usually just write. Award-winning screenwriter for what it's worth. Film instructor at the University of Colorado, Denver, but ridiculous social media presence definitely my own. http://walterchaw.com
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์์ KAD ๐ฐ๐ท (adoptee) she/her
not a journalist. donโt be weird!