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“Amazing” — Patton Oswalt
“Absolutely killed” — Rolling Stone (Carnegie Hall review)
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"One of Internet comedy's brightest stars" - The Guardian
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TikTok: @AndyRichterTikTok
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“Joyful Recollections of Trauma” is a NYT Bestseller & 2024 Vulture Book of the Year
Watch Dark Web on Yt
Listen to How Did This Get Made & Unspooled
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Sarah Cooper @sarahcpr.bsky.social President
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Andy Kindler @andykindler.bsky.social “Mort” on “Bob’s Burgers.”
Podcast: Thought Spiral (with JElvisWeinstein)
Comedy Album: Hence the Humor.
Anthony Atamanuik @therealtony.bsky.social I’m a funny bunny who enjoys doing weird stuff.
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Scott Aukerman @scottaukerman.bsky.social Host of Comedy Bang! Bang!
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Former writer of The Astonishing Spider-Man 😢
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Joel Kim Booster @ihatejoelkim.bsky.social Classically trained gay guy.
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David Wain @davidwain.bsky.social 
Dana Gould @danagould.bsky.social Comedian, Writer, The Dana Gould Hour Podcast, Hanging With Dr. Z, I was Gex (you read that right)
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Marc Maron @marcmaron.bsky.social I do the thing
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Desi Lydic @desilydic.bsky.social NYC 🍎 The Daily Show Hostess
Jackie Kashian @jackiekashian.bsky.social 🎤Touring Stand-Up Comedian
📀 New Special/Album Alter-Kashian soon
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My debut memoir, 'Theatre Kids,' is on sale now
Adam McKay @ghostpanther.bsky.social Filmmaker: Hyperobject Industries/Yellow Dot Studios
Climate & societal collapse with some sports and movie talk. And yes, the mixture is disorienting.
W. Kamau Bell @wkamaubell.bsky.social Dad, but probably not your dad.
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