ceej @ceej.online · Feb 18 431 likes 52 replies
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How much just for one lick?
hello Bill
I just opened Bluesky
Is this still available? How much is left?
the replies to this are not disappointing lol
It's wild to live in a major metro area like the twin cities and be able to buy a whole damn Brahma Bull on Craigslist or Facebook Marketplace a mere 10 miles out from buying a dry cappuccino
This will soon be legally mandated in every home by RFK Jr so stock up now
$400 sounds steep but this baby pays for itself
I gotta fill it myself? What is this, Russia?
deal of a lifetime
Guys will use their thumb to obscure the license plate # in a used car ad, then show your whole name and address engraved on a used semen tank.
YouTuber prank idea, show up dehydrated with one of these to a sperm bank and then collapse in their lobby
hold on respeccing from cattle semen cleric
posting for my husband
Where I come from it’s called ‘almond milk’
My cousin works for them!!
A professional cumbox.
I got advertised one of those...
"So uh, your husband produces a lot of semen, then?" "Oh yeah." "Are you... upgrading?"
Hi, is this available?
This is foreshadowing something
Steer Prostate Massager sold separate
Hi, is this available?
hell no don't call me
never has the word "used" unsettled me so.
I know what I'd put in there
Oh this is for cattle? Nvm
I’ll pay $401
Whatever you do, do *not* call Hidden Information Bill. He's... an odd duck.
I’d rather take the butcher’s word for it
I can get you a much better deal a refurb
“posting for my husband” sure, that’s what they all say
"Hello? I'm callin' 'bout Bill's nut jug."
Ruining the joke but this is a big thermos bottle you fill with liquid nitrogen and it holds straws of semen. Doesn't have to be bull semen though
in cattle, semen is stored in the tank
The IDF semen collection teams run around the battlefield with these on their backs like WWII cable layers
Imagine the dms and phone calls Bill's wife now has to respond to
will you take $69?
This was my sisters nickname in high school
I should call her
you can find it all on Facebook Marketplace
JORDAN PETERSON WAS RIGHT
Okay, well, this is a scam. I don't see tread OR the cannon.
really kind of depends on how full it is 🧐
I'd pay the $400 if it also let me write the innuendo on one side of the billboard on 39/90/94
Posting for my husband. sure you are Beverly, sure sure sure.
For sale: semen tank, rode hard
“Used” semen tank for sale. Call Bill’s wife
Oh no, not falling for that one again.