Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · Jul 11 Uhhh, is Levis gonna brick my jeans?
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there's sadly never going to be a night without bad news to cover the next few years but if the tide ever ebbs and you need material I'd like to see you do a segment if not an entire show putting a spotlight on the Shadow President Russell Vought 90% of all executive-orders were written by him
Yes, unless you pay to subscribe to their service. Where and in what position you wear your pants will be shared with anyone for a few dollars but think of all the new, connected features.
I did not interpret that the right way the first time around.
🤣😂🤣
Phrasing?
Gonna have to reboot my jeans?
Order online if gambling on what'll get. Is this a disclaimer cause material & build quality ain't what they used t/b?
Hind end user license agreement.
Trump is not a good person that we can. Be talking about I hate him with all my heart
Buttons no longer fly.
Every time you get a notice like this a "consumer class action" legal associate gets a pair of wings.
LMAO.
The term is stone wash.
not yet but soon
No bro you are famous I'm sure they got you a free subscription
lol
Rolling up the legs is a violation of the terms of use, maybe? Should be
They used to call that "stonewashed"
Sorry, I'm very lost here. I did a google search on Levi's and Terms of Use but I couldn't find what is the latest and greatest example of egregious, capitalistic policy with Levis. Can anyone link me to, or explain what I'm looking for here?
FIRMWARE UPDATE
They will if they can!
That is a better slogan than "Don't trust a fart while on keto"
Big fan of the idea of jailbreaking your jeans. I imagine this is what cutoffs are. Now strut.
Be very careful whilst zipping.
Bricked up in my Levi’s
We need to remix this into a rap song.
That made me feel funny
Let’s put denim on the blockchain
I have stopped buying them! Their DEI position and bowing to trump means unless they change, I will never buy another Levi anything☘️🇺🇸🍀🇨🇦🇺🇦😁
Just grab another pair at Miller’s Outpost. Oh wait.
Only if you don't click "yes" and accept AI in your jeans.
lol brickjeans
Be careful, if you don’t pay your subscription, the legs will stiffen up and you won’t be able to walk.
Enter your code for the zipper to function.
Buckle up, the ride is just getting started..
No more self-repair or it voids the warranty
I’d like this post, but don’t want to ruin the button-fly number of likes.
Haha. I got that email this morning too and my first thought was "don't tell me how to use my Levis."
You are entitled to no more than three farts in a 24 hour period.
I thought users had to brick their own jeans.
In the year, 252525
I got an ERROR 501
LOL. When I was growing up, Levis jeans were bricks for at least a month until you broke them in.
Right..like I'm supposed to think you're just running around places wearing jeans...💙🦋✌️😂
Are they removing the unisex labeling?
It’s now against terms of service to cut Levi’s into jorts smh
That’s a stretch 😏
"hey, these don't fit anymore!"
Uhhh word choice?
enshittification of the pants
great. first chipotle and now this
BackPockets+ is such a ripoff
Are you wearing the latest 501.1's
The zipper is now a subscription, you only get so many zips per day. They say it’s pretty revolutionary and they think you’re gonna love it.
Upon ending your subscription to Levi’s Jeanware app, your jeans zipper will lock for 30 days, giving you time to resubscribe before they disintegrate.
You will need to destroy all jeans the moment they stop supporting/manufacturing that style!
Yeah, but the terms of their use has changed.
Zipper stops working.
You’ll need to start worrying if Google ever owns Levis.
I got this too and I felt like Mitch Hedberg.
Do you have to accept cookies to access and wear your jeans?
Only a certified brick house could fill out those dungarees
$500 a year for your Levis subscription.
nah they're just going to force arbitration on you if you sue them for any reason
You have to pay an extra fee to keep the zipper up 😂
Tailoring goons with shears are going to cut the bottom 11% off each leg.
Wouldn’t they POTATO them?? 😁
Carry scissors when wearing them.
Why does Levis have your email address?
Too late, I already bricked them myself
You mean like changing how they fit but stll keeping the same style number? Been there. See Levi’s 550s.
“At Levi’s, in order to improve the customer experience, we are moving from an ‘ownership’ to a ‘subscription’ model. Henceforth jeans will be on a monthly or annual subscription. You are free to stop at any time, but all your jeans, including one that you are wearing, will immediately fall apart”
Ah shit they nerfed those little pockets inside your larger pockets.
Sorry I’m late, I failed the captcha for my jeans.
Starch.
I had to Google that phrase. I get it now. I'm old. Lol.
Is that like ironing?
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I'm worried about any update to THAT particular privacy policy XD
Last time I bricked my jeans I was at summer camp.
Yes They send someone at night and sew bricks into your jeans. You'll walk like Torgo from Manos the hands of fate
Don't just click accept without reading, you don't want to end up wearing them a wrong way that violates the Terms of Use! 🤭
You must now always put your left leg in first.
I just had to Google that. I’m so old.
I got the same wearied email! Creepy.
Non-compliance will result in arbitrary button failure, and loss of coverage.
I know, Levis and light Friday fashion was the topic. But did Pam Bondi just say in the cabinet meeting that since 1999, the prison Epstein was held kills one inmate every night at the same time? Hence the "missing minute" on the camera loop every night.
They changed the UI so that the back pockets are now on the side.
They probably just want to make sure that there are male and female jeans and no other.
Those 501s aren’t going to button up anymore.
AppleJeans FTW
👀👀
Yes, they are recalling the tiny pocket as it has no purpose anymore
Read the fine print, it's JaaS now (Jeans as a Service).... Honestly, I think I enjoyed the first 25 years of my life better, when the only technology around was the telephone that was permanently mounted to a wall in your home and was owned by the Bell Telephone Company...
No but that gas station sushi will
It’s just a limited license to wear them.
If you don't pay your subscription fee they won't let you put your legs in past your knees!
AI by Levi’s
... Levis has a terms of use????