The Heaviests of Kevyst @ol-heavy-kevy.bsky.social Highest quality opinions from a highest quality man
President Warren G. Harding @popeawesomexiii.bsky.social US President 1921-1923. He/Him. Please don't make me change apps again, I am very tired.
🤘🤘🤘 🇺🇦🇵🇸🏳️⚧️❤️
My skeets so far: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ldqbcjeceanjnpxamr43725r/feed/aaacmxpgvzlsw
Helleanor Rigby @mom-overboard.bsky.social Your mom thinks I'm hilarious.
handjob jones @handjobjones.bsky.social sir/madam
I'm the friend who jumped off the bridge
Zippo @handle.invalid Aspiring clown
𝚆𝚒𝚍𝚎𝚜𝚙𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚍 𝙼𝚎𝚖𝚎𝚜 @widespreadmemes.bsky.social Your source for memes and some jokes, some funny videos and other things to show everyone and even your grandma!
📍 The Internet
Dingo Jackson @thedingodaily.com "An almost unimaginable waste of potential!"
- My 3rd Grade Teacher
- 1/3 of The Dingo Weekly Podcast.
- Drives in Eco Mode.
- Can not identify most birds.
Truman Chipotle @trumanchipotle.com Most of what I write about is me getting tased at shopping malls.
Recent:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7dbiyalflcjjcmkoyimi7zxr/feed/chrono-skeets
Best:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7dbiyalflcjjcmkoyimi7zxr/feed/top-skeets
Abby Govindan @abbygov.bsky.social surviving
Pinot Evil @pinotevil.bsky.social I do all my own stunts.
The evil: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vttcrjh7psbfgloap24fxrhm/feed/aaaa7epjs6dz2
Dak @dak.bsky.social Goal for 2026 is ‘Cooperative health’.
Feeder: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:piswk46uuf4lsb2ms7lu2b76/feed/aaaihct52zljg
_stylr @stylr.bsky.social be gay do crime use drugs eat veggies brush teeth call mom
Check out my political blog and join the fight for democracy 👇
https://blogs.mtdv.me/blog/posts/gpJ2GH1NUi
Rachy Rach @riot4rach.bsky.social siren squad | just another transplant
Aunt Cunt @auntcunt.bsky.social Stfu gtfo
Fomo Simpson @haliphacks.bsky.social Keeping it funny on Bluesky since its early days as a radio show.
My posts ➜ https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kla5p6qnfqixl6bgwbttabhh/feed/aaadag4p2jrvk
Kerry @ikerry.bsky.social incapable of being unhip ☆⋆。𖦹°‧★🛸
cat @winningbyarose.bsky.social I am aries af. she/her. hot dice nerd. don’t ask me what I’m doing tonight it’s probably dnd 💖
Cat-astrophe 💙 @jodingerscat.bsky.social The cat that ate the caLarry (header is giant cat in clouds with dead Twitter bird in mouth)
No Mud No Lotus 🌸
South Jersey Girl 🌊 in Utah ⛷️
#GoBirds 🦅 SBLIX 🏆
🚫DMs🚫
Litter Box https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:efbjoatnwbuqg6vb5xo3pxwq/feed/aaaealdk3jxq6
Mom Meh | Jillian @mommehdearest.bsky.social World’s Most Meh Mother
Guinness the menace @misslivly.bsky.social Game developer | Composer | weird girl with a guitar
Transfem, any pronouns
lea chin-sang @bigfatmoosepssy.bsky.social similarly to spider-man, people go to church and pray that I die
LL Cool Tweet @llcooltweet.bsky.social I keep it so fresh yeah I keep it so dope- N @nolindsay.bsky.social @nolindsay.bsky.social
Starring Michelle 💚 @starringmichelle.bsky.social Twitter is my origin story
The Canadians said I could be here
I wrote this: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:wy3bbnc7c5wifwln2ek3cfoy/feed/aaafryqv376ey
Kiss My Fat Ash 🍑 @tobi-is-fab.bsky.social Shhh, I’m supposed to be a mystery.
She/Her/Nerd/Wife/Mom
Former Butthole Tweet Pioneer
@popartcartoonz.bsky.social made my avi
@captantagonist.bsky.social made my search link
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jiqppb3vymtquebk2yatb4mw/feed/aaafoaaq4wzca
lynn dewitt @lynndewitt.bsky.social supportive parent energy | she/they | i put the BI in LGBTQIA+ | send hand pics
Meghan @deloisivete.bsky.social surrounded by a chaos of my own making
My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rhjpww65fgvbp2txyhl2zksb/feed/aaac2f5bigl42
Stewie Tea @stewiecoffee.bsky.social Fat skinny man-child 🇬🇧 🇺🇲
My Skeets are here 👇
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2ctkzdlbkl5tkz3o4wa6d4fr/feed/aaagaf6qeqoqm
🌍 Cambridge - England
Matty @bestestname.bsky.social Bluesky is easy. You just have to be funny all the time or no one will love you
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:n3kxj4fonot7lg67tmakj4dn/feed/aaacgs3xfjaw4
Midge @midge.bsky.social Relentless architect of my own hell
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ekcbouwwcir2eexututpjpp5/feed/aaaouhaovrikw
Mary @maryjsays.bsky.social wieners, sperjetti, & rap quotes
word vomit: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rhlx4gosrngpa7q7q2eiynnc/feed/aaai257ywcopk
Vinny @vinny23.bsky.social A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men #gopackgo
Mat™️ @futurekid.bsky.social My timeline is like jazz: it's the jokes that AREN'T funny
squeets https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7eikirzgvpma4zfkwvydka5k/feed/aaaftw77uvttc
A Random Brandon @brandomonium.bsky.social That one dude that says things and stuff
My shtuff https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:f3isqq37mblskjkdl5csji66/feed/aaab5hro4xqjs
Case @casepart2.bsky.social Oh hi it's me again. @cactuscali1991 on the other place.
Tundra British Columbia Headhunters Circus (Beeeej) @beeeejesq.bsky.social Lawyer, fundraiser, novelist, ally, huzbin, daddy. Cornell Hockey. Poker. Brooklyn. He/Him. My wife is the sexiest woman *and* the funniest woman I know.
JAMnit Studios @jamnitstudios.bsky.social
Christina, mother of spiders @aikiwomannc.bsky.social I'm not here to be the savior you long for only the one you don't.
Part time cryptid
Another ADHD fueled hyperfixation will be arriving shortly.
Behold my skeets.
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:r7wqaf3fczlnenogrqggrzyr/feed/aaajhzktmzatm
andy @andrewsnotfunny.bsky.social if you're reading this I'm sorry
reposting my old jokes until morale improves
Greg One Leg @gregoryonelegory.bsky.social I’m Greg, I have one leg and it’s the most interesting thing about me
https://www.instagram.com/greg_one_leg?igsh=am84a282dmx1bjEy&utm_source=qr
My crap
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:buv5ty6wyqpigggxzc72v6ao/feed/aaaiksp2jw5vw
Quintin @mydailyq.bsky.social
SneezingWithWetMascara @wetmascara.bsky.social Twitter Rabble, Cats, Alf, Butts, Clusters, Hellthread, Chaos. For your insolence, you have each been awarded one additional strike.
Realfunghi Comics 🍉 @realfunghicomics.bsky.social Webcomic by Denis G. Funny. Unfunny. Smart. Dumb. A Rorschach test of comedy.
Lance Said This @lancesaidthis.bsky.social A dorky, fun loving souse who likes crosswords & people who don't litter. Wrote for Rules of Engagement (CBS), Stuck in the Middle (Disney), & more. Just here for jokes.
My Stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:5ek6l2rvwipwzzebkdcc2jai/feed/aaaoulnn7lmgq
Kona Slater @konaslater.bsky.social Well, I guess I'm here now
☕️ Saint Vivica: Patron Saint of Coffee ☕️ @queenvofcoffee.bsky.social Similar name from Twitter. FB friends also welcome.
Typo goddess and an all-around supportive & positive, but not toxic, person. 50% of the stuff I post is funny and the other 50% is a a grab bag. Unashamed cat mom and married to metalleopardttv. 😺🐈
The Nafarious C.A.T @nafen.bsky.social 🔞 30s, nb (he/they)
this pussy is poggers
👉😼👉
ordinary @ordinaryalso.bsky.social 36 he/him Florida
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:pbefxsfoltjuyja64n2eqgsr/feed/aaalqdxj3jv76
snacky @mulberrysdream.bsky.social snacky (in all lowercase) is actually the name on my birth certificate.
i post lots of dog pictures. if you don't like dogs, kindly gtfo of my page 🐶
obsessed with music, animals, & skiing
Cincinnati Reds ⚾️ fan. which is usually pretty painful i'm ngl
TARS @onionheart.bsky.social Gas station corn dog
Lottie-pop 🍭 @lottie-pop.bsky.social Tattooed mum & coffee enthusiast. Living life from one snack to the next.
Shah of Blah @golubeerji.bsky.social A colourless vibgyor of my thoughts.
CJ Kelsey @thatmomtho.bsky.social Aka That Mom Tho. Raising kids, writing things, making you laugh, being exhausted by it all
🦎📌 iggy's got a point @iggythebot.bsky.social nice jewish bot | defend your unhoused neighbors | defend your undocumented neighbors | this bot uses they/them pronouns
Best Skeet of the Day @bestskeet.bsky.social . @hepatitisatoz.bsky.social 's account to give meaningless trophies to the best post i see each day.
tag this account if you want to give someone a meaningless trophy
this account isnt automated
PLEASE MAKE SURE TO LIKE/REPOST THE ORIGINAL SKEETS
Pernickety🐾Panda @pernicketypanda.bsky.social I may not have lost all my marbles yet, but there's a small hole in the bag somewhere.
https://twittergamesblog.wordpress.com/
JennyGrads @jennygrads.bsky.social Married to my best friend/cat mom/reader/sober/ awkward and sometimes inappropriate
dead inside @seahorseradish.bsky.social Proudly accepted in 47 US States! •
figment of your imagination
cunty @cunty.social Basically just another prick yeah
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ocmkzd7qdxqlynt5pryk4y6v/feed/aaaigme7fyoqe- B Garrett @bravelittleposter.bsky.social Whoopsie
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Brick's House 🍁 @brickmahoney.bsky.social hey man it was a joke - no need to involve the authorities
why slow down to gawk at auto wrecks when you can view my posts safely 👇
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cwxdaayqwdlfjni7g3ududab/feed/aaadwtmcpy7uc
minkitypinkity ❤️ @minkitypinkity.bsky.social sentient blob.
skeets: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaiaqt6e2zk6
King Glouis XI @kingglouisxi.bsky.social bed wenches, get schillings
Viking Tower @vikingtower.bsky.social Pillaging a village near you. President and founder of
Adults Against Adulting $thevikingtower
Kayleecious @kayleecious.bsky.social skeets loading...
TheTrishHeap @trishheap.bsky.social @trishimal25 from the Twitter
Jennifer @hauntedjennifer.bsky.social Haunted
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaajycxuilmly
Lizard Queen 🦎 👑 @lexoluthoro.bsky.social We do jokes and sports here people.
SF Giants, BlueJays, Bills, Raiders, Pro-Wrestling, Shaq, Bill Walton; Sports History.
One half of the world tag team champions with @brokenbrimlee
🚩🔞🚩
I am 38 and angry 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
Married 💍
NAZIS AND TERFS CAN EAT DIRT.- H @handle.invalid @handle.invalid
OfficeofSteve @officeofsteve.bsky.social You've been smooching with everybody
Dumpster - https://bsky.app/profile/officeofsteve.bsky.social/feed/aaackjw5xfh46
Reneé Meredith @wumother.bsky.social Everyone should be mad.
Posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:e6j3h6ai34343r5mya5qsvx3/feed/aaaej2ea7qspy
Goddamnit Dave @daveastated.bsky.social Now I am become Dave, the destroyer of words.
Lana @lanlan.bsky.social i don’t know how to use this
Vivien #FreePalestine @vivinterrupted.bsky.social I can’t remember
Marl @marlebean.bsky.social If you innocently act like you don't know, people will explain dirty words to you and it's hilarious.
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7ehz6ygwahh2y3lgk7dq3xs2/feed/aaacgqxvtud72
Coach Rusty @coachrusty.bsky.social bruh
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:wnnf4sprjurijjgvvciczul5/feed/aaab3qj6dgnao
Vinod Chhaproo @chhapiness.bsky.social Dream Husband. Dad to 2 girls, a raccoon and a sloth. brb, hypnotizing my dog to turn her into a cat
Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social Playing like a champion.
Just my stuff:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4biy4v5nhe6h2wh25oveas64/feed/aaanqkdaizoek
McErin @mcerin.bsky.social flagrantly mediocre
Jono @whoinvitedjon.bsky.social I'm the penguin on the left
More Jono: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaacpjnbe2glk
kimda @kimdaaa.bsky.social still a bunch of teeny tiny lizards in the shape of a person.
Clify @clify.bsky.social Bluesky darling
Clify skeet randomizer: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:uyjyyf4aqzjgwowmlvp6xi27/feed/aaab6wfodzjek
JAM vs Jun @jamvsjun.bsky.social The World's Greatest Narcissist (as seen on Twitter).
😺Cat😺 @cathunterespn.bsky.social Mom // ESPN Director // Pro Choice
Twitter: CatHunterESPN
IG: PepperPottsGSD
TikTok: catherinehunterespn
Bsky.app/profile/did:plc:q5hk2nrykrer3khsffzlqefg/feed/aaafdjtsz25ls
amy! ami! amé! @amy222.bsky.social child-free cat lady 🐈⬛🐈⬛ still hating on comic sans ✌🏼 living in 🌵 wishing I was in 🇨🇦 @brickmahoney.bsky.social stan account 🫶🏼
I did the thing: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:wfilq2jsx3z7yxq7omhyiu4f/feed/aaakyqx6pikkk
ӇҽƖƖąƘíƭƭყ @celestephase.bsky.social Sith-y heathen. Funky little death omen. Frog enthusiast. Slut for science.
Stage IV cancer.
She/her 🏳️🌈
Felicia @lostfelicia.bsky.social Still LOST on Oceanic Flight 815
my stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:nc7dl3akq465syipfgahdt4g/feed/aaadrfev6kftg
Heatherhere @heatinblack.bsky.social tumbling through the mehdow
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6d6ozqnmr7f7xzbj2rjbojla/feed/aaacaznvnauhq
1.21 Rickawatts @notsoevilrick.bsky.social If you like well thought out jokes and intellectual humor, you probably should follow someone else.
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ycidwpf4i3wwfw7roc7owx35/feed/aaaoq5mjnsnym
Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social Does this look infected?
Just My Nonsense:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2cz6x3e7thlqjc5cxa2hnbsn/feed/aaab3yqtmpox2
My Least Worst:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2cz6x3e7thlqjc5cxa2hnbsn/feed/aaadpxkw36ag6
Melissa @awkwardenabled.bsky.social Twitter: awkwardenabled
Instagram: Mellustrations914
Jinothy @jinah.bsky.social Still the worst https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hservfj7uiuq2mjzfb5rr4td/feed/aaabsh754dzae- H @handle.invalid @handle.invalid
Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social Mostly I write things down, but sometimes I wrong things up. I’m working on it.
Clickbait ➡️ https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:57tds76f6hmild5kw32pppdd/feed/aaacbm5qg2h7a
Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social Not A. Doctor, M.D.
Underwhelming: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zsyhg6acyhoeidjrth7fyxhe/feed/aaabuczkgyc4i
Bluesky @bsky.app official Bluesky account (check username👆)
Bugs, feature requests, feedback: support@bsky.app
Sherisayssit @itssherifield.bsky.social Musician mama of 3 treading water and taking names. As seen on @buzzfeed @huffpost @todayshow @boredpanda