ceej

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WSJ The Wall Street Journal @wsj.com OpenAl and Anthropic executives are sounding the alarm about the rise of cheap Al, particularly powerful new models produced in China, suggesting they will lead to a "dystopian" Al future and present unacceptable security risks without regulation.
Bluesky trending topics screenshot showing cooper’s profile picture bubble directly under TACO BELL
screenshot where claude is saying "Good catch -- I fabricated that figure."
AQI here is 564
Somebody Should Do Something About All The Problems lady from the onion
photo of my bike on a bridge in twilight
the “porque no los dos?” girl
ceej @ceej.online the first person to get their dingus yoinked fully off by a robot is probably posting on this very website today 3:26 PM • Jul 24, 2024
with 'Total Eclipse of the Heart', I was trying to come up with a love song and I remembered I actually wrote that to be a vampire love song. Its original title was Vampires in Love' because I was working on a musical of Nosferatu, the other great vampire story. If anyone listens to the lyrics, they're really like vampire lines. It's all about the darkness, the power of darkness and love's place in the dark... 18]
a funerary statue, carved in the likeness of a person, recovered from pompeii
rip torn’s Zeus from Disney’s Hercules displaying swirly nipples
genie from Aladdin. he has no nips
Aladdin from Disney’s Aladdin. he has no nipples
a flag of rasta garfield smoking a big blunt
a cold brew and lemonade over ice. around here we call it a "Laura Palmer," get it?
Arthur Morgan facing his future for the first time in Red Dead Redemption 2
a window decal I saw on a car in the hospital parking lot that reads “BIG BOOBS MATTER”
a homemade pizza with onions, bacon, and rough torn chives
A screenshot of my McMaster-Carr order. It includes a big stainless steel knob, some clamping shaft collars, some dry running thrust bearings, some torsion springs, and a ball-nose spring plunger. More parts are on the way for my Machine
the button graphic, EVERY BILLIONAIRE DEAD IN SPACE
a homemade button that reads “EVERY BILLIONAIRE DEAD IN SPACE” around a graphic of the moon
three (of six) visible rabbit kits exploring the boundaries of their warren in some wood chips
a plate with a gnocchi braid. it’s exactly what it sounds like. sitting in a creamy sauce with copious amounts of chili crisp oil and olives
ceej @ceej.online We need to get something circulating that makes me look relatable to the impecunious rabble, get me one of those vile little hand pies they're always eating, the Slopped Dog
A bag of hot mustard flavor Doritos
post from me, Feb 14, 2025: "My opponent is free to use the Turbo Knight and Alpha King if he wishes. I shall be playing a clean game of chess under the traditional rules"
star fox from the new game(?). he’s looking like a dog and making a meh expression
a shot from Tokyo Story (1953). Chishū Ryū and Chieko Higashiyama
a mushroom pizza I made. it’s a circle!
“Henry's been very ill. He's in no state to be alarmed or annoyed.”
Una O'Connor as Minnie in The Bride of Frankenstein (1935.) she’s shrugging and saying “Nobody’ll believe me.”
video from a street in poland where I zoom in on a sign on an old food stand that reads “Korndogarnia” and say “dude.” the sign has a corn dog on it
a series of street posters in polish advertising viewers to “touch grass” by joining a marxism discussion group(?). cartoon Engels and Marx are lounging on the ground so cute.
a child's drawing: a raccoon floats over a rainbow under which a family of four (dressed in fancy tophats?) hold hands next to an ice cream truck. the hatman is also there, standing off to the side for some reason. this is not a bit
a photo I took of a full moon
"ceej's 2026 bingo card" - Bondi out X - Admin tries to pass off obvious AI fake X - Schumer ousted - Major consumer battery breakthrough - Meta rebrands again - Half Life 3 - ICE kills multiple protestors X - Apple foldable - Unredacted Epstein files leak - CBS airs slur - Trump approval hits 30 - Newsom on Rogan - FREE SPACE: Another Musk baby - Senate flips - Hegseth out - Russian civil war - Wildfires impact World Cup - Major strike action X - Barron Trump allegations - Tariffs rolled back by Midterms - Taylor Swift wedding Pay-Per-View - Trump pardons Cabinet - Vance soft-launches "Moderate MAGA" - Biden hospice - Hailstorm cripples Midwest metro There's also THE CHALLENGE ZONE which is a 2x2 board with even more implausible events. Mine are: - It happens - US leaves NATO - Trump packs SCOTUS - OpenAI collapses
I’m holding a piglet in my lap, two little hands are also reaching in and touching the piglet
jacked Elon musk from the simpsons
30-Year-Old Factors In Birthday Money
a milk jug (used for winter sowing) labeled “butt weed”
Knowledge Acquired: Beans
Ed Harris and Amy Madigan frowning and refusing to clap when Elia Kazan won his honorary Oscar in 1999
movie poster for Train Dreams but now it says SOUP (in comic cans) DREAMS
the clip from The Mummy where Brendan Fraser hucks a chair at kevin j o’connor
carmadeddon screenshot made with the generator in the quoted post. screwie, a guy with a red snidley whiplash-ass mustache and steampunk goggles is grimacing next to text reading "HEY WHAT'S UP. DO YOU WANT TO COME OVER AND LISTEN TO TOOL?" there are buttons below that read "Accept" or "Chicken"
someone screenshot of Homer’s desk where he’s covered up the sign with photos of Maggie so it says “DO IT FOR HER”
a “fuggler” version of SpongeBob laying on a concrete floor and he looks fucking high as fuck
a picture of a “fuggler” version of squidward. it’s a stuffed animal with human teeth that looks ugly on purpose, I guess? he looks likes he’s struggling
a tweet from the “department of war” calling the start of ww3 “OPERATION EPIC FURY”
a photograph of the moon, about 3/4 full
album cover for a band called GOITSE
Best place for homemade soup? 🤧
chumbox ai slop advertisement showing an AI generated image of five old white men holding blister packs of pills with the copy “How To Pick The Best ED Treatment For You? ED treatment options differ. See how to find the best one for you.”
a book at my kid’s book fair called “Angel Numbers.” “Discover the hidden messages all around you”
ceej @ceej.online bellyflopping so bad a turd shoots straight out my ass
AIM away message labeled "betrayal..." i'd like to say that it's been real but it's been fake as hell. fuck u guys. </3 RIP jeffy 1/20/53-8/10/19
Facebook marketplace listing: Cattle Semen Tank, $400 Used semen tank, posting for my husband, if interested, call [hidden information], Bill
a baby’s finger pointing at a bald grumpy old man in the book RAIN
two seed packets, both from row7. “sweet prince tomato” and “robin’s koginut squash”
drafts folder: everyone meet in the street in twenty minutes we're going bare ass to greet a new american century It Happened Imao