Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social Hi
I'm a musician
Dark souls is fun
They them
Buy me a coffee - https://ko-fi.com/aslanjazzlan
https://linktr.ee/LordAslanTheFirst
Mayordium Holloward @mayordium.bsky.social Only one of me is real.
just soph @sophiasheis.bsky.social sophia | chicago-ish | art, music, mostly food
surely this cant be worse than threads
Bru @brubaker.bsky.social h-town, baseball freak, dumb posts, sincere posts, sincerely dumb posts. he/him
reply guise @acabforcutie.gglight.work @comradeddie in the bad place | he/him | Mexicano | Palestine will be free | not voting for a genocide supporter | leftist | idiot 🇵🇸
Electrichead (The Agony) @electricheadpt2.cryptoanarchy.network He/Him, 39, cishet white guy, anarchist at heart, communist in practice, trans rights are human rights, bigots of all kinds can eat my ass. Mostly post about games, film, wrestling, & politics.
Mastodon: @Electrichead@jorts.horse
blondii✌🏼 @savageblondii.bsky.social your least favourite Canadian
my best: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:um6qafonl4bfev7elqmnk74d/feed/aaac3mnnqqwei
my recents: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:um6qafonl4bfev7elqmnk74d/feed/aaac3lqugm3qa
Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com Area man, unfortunately
Bluesky’s #1 Ken Bone hater
in Los Angeles
he/him
Summer 🏳️⚧️ @artgirlsummer.bsky.social Software artist, teacher, socialist (they/she)
Sneak E. Peyote @peyoteafterdark.bsky.social This is a Wile E. Peyote alt account
Patio Yeller @patioyeller.bsky.social 🔞
He/Him
like Dale Earnhardt, just shittier
Hank Lunch @hanklunch.bsky.social Big Fat Wizard King
daryl "shower curtain's perspective" b 🏳️⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social CG/VFX Artist. I love art/vfx/mograph/photos/bodies. ML yes, "AI" no.
(she/her) 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
work: vimeo.com/hypercubexl youtube.com/@darylbartley5824
support:
https://ko-fi.com/hypercubexl
https://paypal.me/darylbartley
https://venmo.com/hypercubexl
#nobridge
Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social Public servant running for U.S. Senate because it shouldn't be THIS hard to get by. Michigan born and raised. Girl Dad. Doctor. Vote by August 4th!
very tall bart @tallbart.com why is bart so tall?
boyfriend: @cabinworm.bsky.social
Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social Writer/Actor/Healthcare worker | Fought the void but the void won🌀| He/they | https://boxd.it/1oJd
John Smith @johnsmithrlperson.bsky.social A totally real person named John Smith, who exists and is real
Will Harris @sandwichpick.bsky.social Fantasy Baseball Genius. Razzball contributor
Baseball Tools - https://willybeanes.github.io/
Blog - https://ballsandsticks.beehiiv.com/
ucla / coyg / oakland a's /📍KCMO
kid chudi @2chud4u.bsky.social chudleresque
Nathan @graymarket.bsky.social Now look at them yo-yos, that's the way you do it.
GrayMarketMusic.com
BaseballisGay.com
Fargond @fargond.vrunt.social I'm Fargond! The scrappy little dog you all despise.
See you around!
Weed Detective @wolfmanzack.bsky.social Industrial problem solver
_____
I cannot sanction your buffoonery
sun no moon @snakeroot.bsky.social i think i ate a bug
Less Than Cakes @pattycakes.bsky.social Havin’ a heckin’ great time 🤙
Golden Age Comics @goldenagecomics.bsky.social Avid collector and fan of the Golden Age of Comic Books (1930’s through 1950’s), showcasing many gems from that era and beyond. Produced the first podcast devoted to the Golden Age. Have written extensively about the era over the years.
Matt Harmon @mattharmon.bsky.social Football writer and analyst for Yahoo. Creator of #ReceptionPerception methodology for wide receiver evaluation. I did it my way.
Rad O'Brien, Chief Engineer @radobrien.myatproto.social I am very much alive and intend to stay that way
I have a hard time buying pants
Philly 📍
🇵🇸
every single garfield comic strip @garfieldstrip.bsky.social every hour i post a garfield comic strip.
made possible thanks to bluebotsdonequick.
alyssa mercante @alyssamerc.bsky.social 🍹 an aperol spritz in human form 🍹
📝 senior reporter @ digiday 📝
📚 The Rage Game: Video Games and the Politics of Reaction due out summer 2027 📚
(views expressed are mine alone)
Nathan Bulmer @natemorebikes.bsky.social 
ddiiggss @ddiiggss.bsky.social chop legs, peel sox
makena kelly @makenakelly.bsky.social writing about politics + the internet
formerly: @wired.com, @theverge.com
DMs open, Signal: makenakelly.32
FAQ, Instagram, + everything else at linktr.ee/makenakelly
Good Truthboy @goodtruthboy.bsky.social It's after the end of the world. Don't you know that yet?
dormant aaron @downhill.bsky.social i’m just some guy don’t look at me
Will Beaman @greenbackbetter.bsky.social Will (he/him) on Zoom
Bassist for HR Lady and the Smoothgroins
@moneyontheleft.bsky.social
elle 🐱 @ellebae.bsky.social she/her
neutral evil
i do bomb delivery not bomb disposal
Stephen Breyer's Ice Cream @martyvburen.bsky.social Dumbass, mostly.
Proof: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2z4tsx66ojfmi3vj5gfya5ib/feed/aaad6qqw4y2ee
mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus I'm nat, definitely not mr pussy 👍
I worked for the labor movement for over a decade. now I do fun little videos, comedy writing, and a secret third thing
https://youtube.com/@takemywifi plz sub I'm still new 🥺👉👈
📍sillydelphia 🏴
posted via prison nokia
Troutman @robotrowboat.bsky.social @robotrowboat elsewhere
Man from Hjelmdall @orbitron81.bsky.social Actually from STL ⚜️
Dork Knight Forever @dorkknightrises.bsky.social Refugee from the US
Stop reading this & read a book
/ MOSA / @mosaisms.bsky.social The truth will set you free, but it may piss you off first. Woke means you care about others. Human+Kind = Humankind / EquALLity Means for ALL / Spread Peace / NoDM's.
Bunny Bunny training arc @fitterflittermouse.bsky.social Just a dumb cowboy at heart
Bat enthusiast 🦇
Art, history, and art history
Jewish disabled leftist Texan
They/she
weego @weeg.bsky.social u kno who it is
telegram: @the_weeg
discord: weeg_6227
much like your posting @mlyp.bsky.social Semper Posts
Music - https://10bux.neocities.org/music
Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/@MUCHLIKEYOURPOSTING
official gogurt @gogurtofficial.bsky.social your least favorite they/them
nicer to you at https://onlyfans.com/unofficialgogurt
or also $ lotionwiz
5'11", 30, single
Three👁️Eyed👁️Devil👁️ @anarcish.bsky.social aka The Spectacle, Max Powers, etc.
Your neighborhood Warlock’s familiar. Aging bisexual catboy, freelance eschatologist, Portland cryptid, he/him, 29, communist 🚩
Free Palestine
Gupp @kenny-loggoff.bsky.social listen,
marissa walmart dog @meo.bsky.social gargoyle. iconoclast. i told satan to post hog and now i can control him like the sims. gay trans she/her
the most jobless and most online.
trans speedrunner tech anarchist mentally ill attractive American socialist
Grouchomancer @samthielman.com Sam Thielman | Graphic novels at NYT Book Review, seen NYer, Flaming Hydra, foreverwars.ghost.io | he/him | DC COMICS: THE STORY OF A UNIVERSE w/Sean Howe forthcoming | I know I can come off a little proactive, and for that I’m sorry.
Evan Greer @evangreer.bsky.social Queer activist, writer, and musician causing problems for the powerful. Director of Fight for the Future. New album "AMAB/ACAB" out 9/19/25 on Get Better Records. $5 ft. Eve 6 out now on your fav surveillance capitalist streaming platform she/her/they/them
Burly Ballads for Love and Glory @burlybard.bsky.social NC by way of MA, he/him, occasional writer and baker
folk tune stan account 🎻 @folktunes.bsky.social 🔞|Rated M for Mira|the real Thucydides Trap|plural|Bimbo Beta Pi|MtF(Metalhead to Folk musician)|robin hood (derogatory)|27|🚩🏴|🇳🇱 🇪🇺|hagt voâh wènag maah nauit sjagerénag 💛💚
Ppl. Eternumpilled: 33
K67 🥃🐛 @doomcaller.bsky.social every man, his little cross
until he dies
and is forgotten
Pandrogynous Cutie (they/them) @davidwelman.bsky.social Being of light imprisoned within a shell of flesh.
AuDHD, queer, leftist. Challenging all societal norms.
Avi by @geraldinepiche.bsky.social
Wristy @wristroom.bsky.social He/him. Probably autistic.
check out my skeets below
Random: https://tinyurl.com/ycxabsnk
Best: https://tinyurl.com/ys6vscup
recent: https://tinyurl.com/yc32n87e
👈🍺 @thisguy.wantsa.beer Skwxwú7mesh-ulh Temíx̱w📍
derechos trans ahora 🏳️⚧️
no jodo con carne 🌱
Tiocfaidh ár lá 🇮🇪
free Palestine 🇵🇸
he/him, 47
cold frosty ones: https://shorturl.at/Pv71m
thisguy's tunes: https://shorturl.at/W4Osz
Struggalo @struggalo.bsky.social
Tier c/d shitposter
It's the music, stupid
I resisted last time, thanks
OG nerd
He/Him
Pfp by @geraldinepiche.bsky.social
Don't touch my stuff:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rzgxnxi42gyskrxw247ofmee/feed/aaacytkq3tawq
actually its fens monster @cringeunworthy.bsky.social I only drink hot tap water
death before detransition
recent: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:q5qp3y3psxz3tboetjrslzy4/feed/aaaemefpggguy
bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:q5qp3y3psxz3tboetjrslzy4/feed/aaae7tclsvuh6
art @fenncc bsky/insta/tmblr
muffin oracle🔮🍦ʰᶦᵍʰ ᵖʳᶦᵉˢᵗᵉˢˢ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ᶦᶜᵉ ᶜʳᵉᵃᵐ ᵈᶦᵐᵉⁿˢᶦᵒⁿ 🎉🧁 @snappleroan.bsky.social 💗microinfluential shitposter💗
yappin: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zybsme5whbri56rynz4jsmt4/feed/aaagwvxpmnufa
top 40s: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zybsme5whbri56rynz4jsmt4/feed/aaagw2mfjbx5w
💖 https://linktr.ee/minimuffin
Professor Freaksworth @proffreakzworth.bsky.social Serial liker. Views are carefully manufactured to make you like me. 44
All you fitting in this box is like seriously freaked up!
phil mccrevice @jewkrainian.bsky.social 30 something software dev
an idiot who types things
Ohio ➡️ Denver
cleveland sports
(eng/rus)
just my skeets
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:tfg6pbtryl7sb4kcaytrz7tq/feed/aaaem3hzwrdig
NGL
https://ngl.link/ledhead1
aric @aghastronaut.com Minneapolis non-comedian
Made webcomics, did improv, and other unnecessary web stuff.
"Has a history of creating conceptual internet projects" -Billboard
(he/him)
cult papa @cult-papa.com (He/him)
Not a cult just really obsessed.
my best posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:evlngincxz7yf6mjnegh5565/feed/aaaknrwlyv76c
Indy 🐧 @indecisivejones.bsky.social husband, father, animation aficionado, penguin
cap’n watsisname @capnwatsisname.bsky.social Likes you and other things that are great. Magic bean farmer.
Recents: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:efdtjcx67l6vpztu7muhp64s/feed/chrono-skeets
Best of: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jiqppb3vymtquebk2yatb4mw/feed/aaaoxwn4kyzv4
🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊 @professorkiosk.wtf 🏳️🌈 he/him ❤️🔥 parasocial butterfly
I thought these were good ideas once:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:plpviiolyyfxmopm6cqloy2b/feed/aaaixp73zpsx6
top skeets/my skeets feed generator:
https://professorkiosk.wtf/
🕸️ violet 🔪 @sewerslide.xyz twenty-four, spiritually employed at hot topic, practitioner of trans-inclusive misandry ✮⋆˙ est 19xx
Rocko Screens @rockoscreens.bsky.social Skeeting a random frame from Rocko's Modern Life every hour
Est. 2019 on the Other Site and maintained by @mitenkov.com
Source code available: https://tangled.org/rockoscreens.bsky.social/bluesky-screencap-bot
Dayv @dayv.wtf abolish everything
they/them
Come see the violence inherent in the system.
m @mjjii.com i like to draw
mjjii.com | my website
https://shop.mjjii.com/ | shirts
Acoustichead @acoustichead.cryptoanarchy.network Just a new guy looking for his friends.
Saeko @saeko.bsky.social 34, bi/poly, it/she, AFAB (Assigned Futa At Birth)
You know me from twitter as "TERFs aren't women"
i guess this is an alt now @emmyj67.bsky.social 🏳️⚧️ 🏴☠️ 🍹
she-ish/her-abouts
312
Tom Buckner @justanotherant.bsky.social Bad design makes it hard to do the right thing and easy to do the wrong thing. Good design makes it easy to do the right thing and hard to do the wrong thing.
dizzy bizzy @betsarooni.bsky.social silly little doodler
https://www.inprnt.com/gallery/betsy/
they/them
Malcolm Pierce @handle.invalid The hinterlands is a shadow kingdom that can only sustain a provost or a denier.
my personality is "castlevania" @leokitty.bsky.social that's me wearing a black metal band t-shirt at st peter's basilica
more me: https://leokitty.carrd.co/
AbracaBraniel @scrawlivertate.bsky.social Romper Stomper from the land of OooOo
Brick's House 🍁 @brickmahoney.bsky.social hey man it was a joke - no need to involve the authorities
why slow down to gawk at auto wrecks when you can view my posts safely 👇
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cwxdaayqwdlfjni7g3ududab/feed/aaadwtmcpy7uc
Bandwagon Refuser @stefancartlidge.bsky.social 2021 Red Lion Tavern “Design a Stein” Contest Winner
Dan @sh0rtshine.bsky.social Cool guy
he/him
Andy Gorman @gorman.zone Computers, Bikes, Maybe Some Thirst Traps
Velour Shirt @object.works chair moistener from section 7g
furniture and sculpture portfolio: https://object.works
small general strike @spice.bsky.social Marxism with butter bean characteristics
@cdollarsign.bsky.social @cdollarsign.bsky.social Even the swap meets around here are getting pretty corrupt.
Subscatter @subscatter.bsky.social Chelsea FC and Miami Dolphins
Travel as well as laughing at modern idiocy
South Park and Denver, CO
seasonally awesome dude @vailrhodes.bsky.social free palestine, trans rights, fuck "AI"
i sometimes make films or write stuff
.
header: still from https://m.imdb.com/title/tt37079078/
Chi-Chi's Mexican Restaurant @mexicanrestaurant.bsky.social Architecture. Music. Art. Other things. Public Transit Enthusiast.
Strictly garden content over at @perennialmisery.bsky.social