Jay 🦋 @jay.bsky.team · Oct 4 Need to find a reason to use this bag
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I think you should stop posting for a couple days.
Use it to gift yourself a tasty muffin every Friday.
Gift yourself something. 🥰
Just the usual Prussian blue scarf
Bluesky/ATProto lost 445k users so far this week. Are you trying to get fired as CEO? Why are you still posting? You're jeopardizing everything over what? Do you think this is worth it? You said "no more Caesars" and now you're acting like Nero.
you could put a bunch of your bullshit into it
Use to carry around all of your Sylvia Plath novels.
Fill it with prizes and send it to me
Does anyone who isn’t on your payroll think you’re doing a good job here?
Put Jesse in there and ban him from the platform.
I'd gladly tell you where you can shove it, but you'll need to pull a massive load of waffles out of there, first...
Use it to carry butterfly plaques for those Blueskiers who reached 1 mill followers? 😂
Fuck the haters, it’s a waffle container
Wanna come over for coffee?😁☕
Items for a cancer patient or someone in rehab. It's perfect for life-change gifting.
For gifting a book. Who is your favorite author on bsky?
shit inside and set it on fire, like you did with Bluesky
Write down all your big feelings about how hard being CEO is and store them in there
put all your L’s in it because you’re amassing quite the pile
When planting flowers for butterflies 🦋
Put your moralistic perspectives on it and set it on fire.
You need to find a reason to have a backbone!
Put Jesse Singal in it and throw him away
Just keep posting through this, it’s always worked out well for Elon
@jay.bsky.team My (3 year old) daughter would love that bag 🙂
Fill it full of caterpillars and give it as gift to someone months prior, but with a note "open only on your birthday?"
Still acting like everything’s fine?
Put your posts and words in it, and send it as your request to get a pr team
hold onto it for about a year, then you can use it to store the ashes of bsky
did you say bag or ban?
Wow so you hate boxes?
Pssssssssssssst ANY Reason ! e.g. The sky is blue. Fruity Pebbles. Japan has their first female PM. Cats Because something that Awesomely Beautiful should not be passed up !!! 😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️😍😍😍😍
This bag is beautiful — love the butterflies 🦋✨ here’s your reason: it’s perfect for carrying little pieces of joy, like notes, poems, or dreams waiting to take flight.
WAFFLES
Welcome gift to the next CEO after you resign in disgrace.
Monga
Simply give it to me. I'll then send you a home made cake.
No reason. ✨🫶
Use it to clean off your desk.
Would be good for carrying a bit of backbone, if you actually had any ❤️
Use it to hide your face after this place falls apart and you become just another unemployed bigot?
Think of it like one of your favourite book. Once you've thoroughly enjoyed it you get to pass it on to another who can love it as much as you do.
I accept gifts.
shut the fuck up
Maybe you could put the remains of your career in it.
To put all your plans of turning this into Xitter 2 in I imagine
To hold a gift for your local barista?
everyone gonna cancel butterflies now 🤣
Fill it with pancakes
Fight me in the octagon, coward
Why look for a reason? Just use it; a reason will present itself.
u already have it, just use it.
catching bitterflies, clearly.
Put $50K in it and leave it “on” my doorstep… *wink wink*
i would use it as a background for a shadow box. But I am really good at turning everything into a complicated project.
Oh , a piece of porcelain from rare antique Chinese vase You want Rain water from non cherry blossom tree a record braking of medium size 🐕 what else on list
Any happy occasion will do!
Beautiful bag 💜
Looks good Jay
Train with it a little, some balance techniques. Some swings. You know. So you can stop fumbling it.
Why? It’s gross
Fill it with dried meal worms and send it to me.
Put a bottle of Glenlivit in it and come over and give it to me. Tyvm, I'm overwhelmed
🙌
Put a "you are permanently banned" card in it and send it to Jessie Singal
It's a nice bag
In a world where we needed some good you chose the side of hate. I’m starting to think power corrupts even the best of them or maybe you were just a wolf in sheep’s clothing.
Halloween trick or treating.
You can put your hair in it after you get to the Britney stage of your mental health meltdown 👍.
Use it to gift a couple of lantana plants. We have 30 lantanas in our backyard and the butterflies love them.
Gift for a mother figure, clearly. One for no occasion.
lowjay
what are you saying about rainbow butterflies?
Paint it blue
Lunch bag
Do you really think you're just going to keep posting through this? Like...it's just gonna stop? If you think that's the case, then just shut the website down. It's not going to stop.
we all know you got your bag girl, we can see the tech bro energy leaking out of you
Maybe you could put all the fucks you give about your user base in that bag....oh wait....you have none.
enjoy it before they ask to ban the bag too
Beautiful bag. It would make a very pretty folder for drafts of angry posts that you think better of and decide not to publish.
We can say what we will be Jay does not waffle on trans issues.
Some dry ass waffles
Lisa Frank appreciation day?
Too bad it's not big enough to hold your complacency in genocide, mass overstepping censorship, blatant transphobia and guillotining of transgender women, or how much you're buddy-buddying with nazi ideology. But hey, if you stare at it all day, you'd probably do a better job than you are now!
Maybe you could put your phone in it and stop using it.
What if you put your own severed head in it?
You could use it to store your morals. If you had any.
Buy tickets to the local Butterfly exhibit and gift to a family or youth club
As Leon S. Kennedy once said: "You can't save a country if you don't give a damn about people in it." Same applies to any social media or a company, or anything 👀
🗽🦋🫶 Aztec legend tells Papalotl (butterflies) were chosen a by the goddess Mictlantecuhtli to deliver secret messages because they can fly without making any noise.
It could maybe fit your pride ? not sure though it seems kinda small for that :/
smothering the tranny in your basement
Put your higher education certificate there and set it on fire. It's useless for someone as dense and stupid as you
Fill it with coloring books and crayons...then drop it off at your nearest Children's hospital. :)
is it too late to return it?
Bait bag
Cute things like these usually I don’t have the courage to use I keep it like a painting or on a bookshelf…
Put $50,000 cash into it and bribe Tom Homan.
Maybe fix someone the issues with moderation instead of posting like a high schooler?
There appear to be two appropriate days to flutter about with it.
Gorgeous!
Collect seashells with it! 😁
you could use it to store all those jars of jessies cum ☺️
Eggo buttermilk waffles
So just going to pretend that you’re a normal girl teehee and have no responsibility to address the ToS issue or your wannabe Elon shit-posting? Okay…
Your Mother’s Birthday
Lisa Frank Y2K Throwback Party
Make a reason cause that is sooo pretty
send all 40 million of us gift baskets
I like the bag (shimmery!), but absolutely LOVE this post. It's flushing all sorts of people out of the bushes that I really don't want to interact with... ever. If someone's COMPELLED to respond to an innocent post like this with bile and rage, they simply aren't worth knowing.
put your cv in it and go look for another job.
A gift for all your nazi friends, probably
Btw it isn't a "waffles" moment for users to reach out to the CEO through the main avenue they have, which is replying to you.
So sad your chin won't fit in it
put your posts in it and set it on fire
Day 15 baby!!!! of asking you to take this post down, or explain why you won't. And just to annoy you. bsky.app/profile/nypo...
Did you just ask for suggestions👀?
Use it for the joy of it. You don’t need a reason or validation to find joy in the beauty of art. You are the reason it exists.
Oh, look at you 😍 — so cute and cool, buying butterflies patterns like an innocent child, while behind the scenes lurks a cruel, creepy transphobe. Shitty person
Fill it with blank paper to represent all the reports you ignore to defend the bullies and harrassers whose actions you pretend to admonish?
you could shit in it and then put it on your head
Fill it with your joy and keep sharing 🌹
put Mein Kampf in it
link
oh is that where my reply to your AI slop went? bsky.app/profile/lime...
You can put what little is left of your integrity in there
Throw out all the others. Problem solved. 🤷🏻
shit in it & gift it back to yourself
lowtax lowtax lowtax
@bsky.app equally apply their TOS challenge; level impossible
Use it to make friends with the Dutch. I'm serious. If you want this to work, we need them. They are doing a lot of things right. Loop them in somehow.
have you paid for it ⁉️
The sky is blue? Cmon any reason will do