Jay Willis @jaywillis.net · Jun 15 Forget about his reactionary politics. Forget about the part that Ryan Nelson is apparently a stone-cold psychopath. I don't believe ANYONE who parks a vehicle like this is fit to be a federal judge. We As A Society must have standards. ballsandstrikes.substack.com/p/the-senate...
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that pic enrages me. i would have waited for him to come out. bear in mind that i'm a big 'un, so it would be interesting to see what he would do about it. also? i fight dirty. additionally, i was a bouncer. did i say that i fight dirty? heh...oh, man.
I greatly dislike when people park their absurdly large and long pick-em-up trocas like that. If you cannot join the rest of civilization by not truck-spreading all over the damned parking lot, then stay at home.
“You’re an asshole!” “No, you’re an asshole.” “You parked like an asshole.” “No, you parked like an asshole.” This is the dialogue we deserve as a nation.
True.
Video of this asshole Ryan Nelson is here: www.idahostatejournal.com/news/crimes_...
I have a vitriol hatred of these trucks. Maybe it’s being from west Texas or the construction on my street but I’ve thought extensively about how to punish these vehicles. 1. Not allowed in most parking lots. 2. Required use permit to park on residential streets. 3 not allowed in school zones.
“Look, I’m not an asshole. I was driving drunk.”
Arrogant.
I don't think anyone who owns a vehicle like this is fit for any office honestly.
My first thought after seeing the way that vehicle is parked was “I thought OJ was dead”.
Looks like a drunk driver parked
See also: people who don’t return their shopping carts to the corral.
The guy he assaulted had a bigger truck And Nelson showed everyone he has a real small dick
You can see who a person truly is by the way that they park their car.
STANDARDS!
Its always the biggest LARPers buying giant ass trucks while real blue collars drive these:
Agreed. I mean, that’s such an asshole move.
Help I bought a truck that's too big for me to drive
I have no idea who this man is but I don’t need to know any more to say “Fuck him.”
this is important: is that where the car stopped
the man parallel parked like he was trying to solve a rubik's cube blindfolded and the senate said 'yeah that's judicial temperament.' I'm deceased
but you see, as a federal judge he need a pickup truck to haul all his robes to the dry cleaners.
This is why there are so many products on Etsy for "You Park Like An Asshole Card". So... very... many.
People who park like that routinely deserve to have their license revoked, if only for public safety reasons. If you park like an antisocial maniac, there's a good bet you'll drive like an antisocial maniac.
This is how at least 30 percent of truck owners in texas park
It looks like someone got raptured while starting to pull into a spot.
He didn’t so much “park” as “stop near an area where legal parking might occur”
that whole package - the choice of vehicle, the angle of parking, all of it - is the mark of someone who does not even begin to give a shit about anyone else
Demonstrates a complete lack of judicial temperament or manners.
Gotta be fast when you visit Motel 6 at lunchtime.
Pretty sure that, from the cab, you can't see where your front bumper/wheels are vis-a-vis the lines or the curb (or children and small animals).
Republicans voted for Trump precisely so they CAN park like this. It was never about the price of eggs.
I don't think he could park worse if he tried
what an asshole
If he doesn’t respect the parking lines, how can you expect him to respect the law?
When manspreading just isn’t enough
We have a saying in the South “Don’t buy it if you can’t drive it.” This applies to huge SUVs, lifted pick up trucks or sports cars .
I'm so sick of people in their giant emotional support trucks and suv's who can't keep them between the lines. Either out on the road or in a parking lot. FFS, you bought that gigantic POS, if driving it properly is too much for you, maybe you should have bought a smaller car. Fuckheads.
He probably enters businesses through the exit doors, as well. That, to me, was the harbinger of our current society when I started noticing it 15 years or so back. Fuckers!
Fit to be a driver ed teacher.
Why does a judge need a Heavy Duty Ram? He can cosplay as a doer of things like the rest of us with standard half-ton trucks. I feel VERY manly in my F150 with the little v6 and the column shifter.
that parking job screams "sociopath"
It’s always a truck
That parking job is exactly what the Founders intended.
If I saw this in the wild, I would've left a note saying he's parked like an asshole.
Well Renee, if Ryan Nelson's conduct in this video is any indication, doing so would have resulted in him ripping your glasses off your face, stomping them to pieces, slapping at your phone, and challenging you to a fight right there in the hospice parking lot
He shouldn't have a license let alone a law degree
Just screams this vehicle belongs to a selfish, entitled a$$hole that everyone hates, right?
That's some "my truck broke down at this exact spot"-ass parking.
I believe in microcosms, people really do show us who they are one small action at a time.
Look at the other parking jobs. I would think this was a hive of scum and villainy, or a bar serving very intoxicated patrons -- oh wait, it's a courthouse, OK, that scans. Not the criminals, of course, but the lawyers and I guess judges.
Tow that piece of shit
OH hell no. People with a truck that size that park like that are scum of the earth. I live in northeast PA and there are A LOT of fucking ignorant "my penis is small so i bought the largest truck i could find" types and they ALL park like that. Fuck 'em.
Aside from the incompetence of the angle, driving a truck too long to fit in a normal spot requires one to park farther away, never in the front row of spaces. If you lack the fitness to walk a few extra feet, then drive a normal-sized vehicle.
That is a park job of someone who is afraid of their vehicle. I imagine the judge has a similar fear of of his litigants
OBVIOUSLY parking Is ENTITLEMENT!!
Cut him some slack. Obviously completely drunk.
Anyone parking like that needs to be breathalyzed.
If Nelson gets convicted, he should get sentenced to 48 hours in the county jail. A judge who can sentence people to jail ought to know what it’s like to be in the slam himself.
Dementia test? Break out the MoCA for him or report him anonymously to the DMV. Forms available online.
It's missing the "key me" sign.
Of course a Brodosser to show his Hyper Masculinity, in the Back only put Beers and BBQ Meat, need a Pickup 4x4 to Cosplay like a Real Working Men. If you don't have the proper capacity to park like a normal thinking human being, maybe need a Suspended Permit. A modern Chimpanzee can park better.