ace @aceanbender.com avi: me, a late-30s white guy with glasses and a mustache.
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tear down the bo statue.
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Rejected Virginia License Plates @rejectedplates.bsky.social Personalized license plates requests, submitted to the Virginia DMV, that were rejected for being inappropriate. No, an explanation is not provided for them. Two posts daily. Created and maintained by @waldo.net.
April Glick Pulito @aprilglick.bsky.social union gal, political communicator, wife+toddler mom, the Mets ⚾️, tennis nerd, socialist swiftie⸆⸉, recovering actor + bartender. views mine alone!
https://linktr.ee/aprilglick
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Royston Vasey FC fan account
Kristi Payne @akristipayne.bsky.social She/her/hers,🏳️🌈/🏳️⚧️/✊🏿✊🏾ally, marketing VP, equestrian, free thinker, holder of regionally unpopular opinions. Roll tide.
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sea witch
canine concierge
if the thunder don't get you, then the lightning will
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Buttadeus @thewanderingjew.bsky.social He/him
Threadbare in coat, heart, body, and brain
A heathen, conceivably, but not, I hope, an unenlightened one.
Loafer and gentleman of the fancy.
Intermittent NSFW (42, over 18 for a long, long time)
Nick Fleisher @nickfleisher.bsky.social Linguist at UW-Milwaukee. Syntax & semantics, higher ed, Wisconsin politics &c.
Ravishing Rick Ruud van Nistelrooy @astroscounty.bsky.social Could go for some tacos, and a nap
The Toronto Ben Jays 🇨🇦⚾️ @benjayingly.com senior gfx editor @ Law360
proudly Law360 Union and NY Newsguild
advocate for the Amtrak hot dog
g train american 🟢
acallan1 is WorldCupMaxxing 🇺🇸🇨🇻🇫🇷 @acallan1.bsky.social Bio: Way too invested in digital board games & college sports. Dust mites & ETD are my nemeses. Striving to be a more inclusive ally & anti-racist. he/him
My Sign: boost what you wish to see more of
Austin Riley’s (d)Rakes™️ @rileysrakes.bsky.social Your friendly neighborhood Atlanta Braves/pro wrestling/tennis/shitposting account. Immigrant’s kid.
Chris Santa Maria @chrissantamaria.bsky.social visual artist (paper collages + watercolor monotypes) nature/culture/science/politics, director of Gemini G.E.L. at Joni Weyl, cactuses
inquiries: chris.santamaria@gmail.com
www.chrissantamaria.com
ig: @chrisantamaria
95Sports @95sports.bsky.social Commentary on sports (and other stuff) up and down highway 95. Same dick jokes, new location. The work still goes on. 
LurkyMcLurk @lurkymclurk.bsky.social Fix your heart or die
Socrates Johnson 2.0 @johnnysocrates.bsky.social Meet the new Socrates, same as the old Socrates. Grant Park/Atlanta with a Mid-Atlantic Accent. Go Os/Habs/Iggles/Knicks/Williams F1. Also SVG, Bubba, and Blaney. Will post a lot about food, guitars, and racing. He/Him.
✨Grace Hebron✨ @heywritergrace.bsky.social Bmore's sleepiest journo and editor, ready for bedtime. As seen in: @baltbeat @Baltimoremag. Enjoys a nice candle✨
Tory Wegerski @producertory.bsky.social Investigative journalist & news producer for KDKA-TV in Pittsburgh. Professionally nebby. SAG-AFTRA steward. Unionize your newsroom. If I had opinions they'd be mine alone. 🏳️🌈
kylie, themeny of the state,,, @kylie.hater.club The Costco Mae Martin // sports, socialism, sapphics. // they/them // LAX/TUL/NYC // reps: Established Artists, Feral Talent // pfp: blonde enby at an ACFC game, banner: Ludicolo // the very loud opinions are my own // auto block if you put AI in my notis.
Sam Lloyd @llamsoyd.bsky.social My views do not reflect those of my employer. The header photo is Portland Oregon if it had a baseball stadium in the river for some reason.
Sara Byrella @umby.bsky.social dta 🐻🐯
Jason Ringer @jjringer.bsky.social your favorite rowdy dirtbag uncle
boilermaker
KCMO
Hoosier Homer is reading Crucible of War by Fred Anderson @hoosierhomer.bsky.social The donuts and beers one. Certified Barracks Lawyer. Guardian of the Thermostat. Consumer of Food and Drink. Actually forklift certified. Semper Gumpy. Drunken BBX Advocate. Writing at: https://inconvenientwarstudies.net/
Problematic Otter @problematicotter.bsky.social Real Genius really warped my idea of what college would be like
Fat Apollo, baby! @fatapollo.myatproto.social Won AGT15 Canada,3rd SOYTYCANS16, Coast Awards 2012-24, Profiled in Wall Street Journal & CBC, Wayne Knight stand-in, Canadian National Ed Wood Trivia Contest champion. Failed Politician. Host some cons He/him
Colin Durant @colindurant.bsky.social Writer, reader, listener, husband, father, and son. Media/comms freelancer (currently The NewsWorthy podcast, Converge Media).
Pornhub Out of Context @nocontextpornhub.bsky.social random pornhub replies • on the verge of wholesome • 18+
this account does not endorse any political views expressed herein, or any other weird shit Pornhub users may say
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ID4 in Real Time @1996id4.bsky.social Skeeting the sights, sounds, & news from 1996's historic alien attack & subsequent global (read: American) military response in real time. #IndependenceDay #ID4
@maxj.bsky.social @maxj.bsky.social I dunno, we'll see.
100% Anti-Trump, Which is Probably Illegal @319e17th.bsky.social Jeopardy! loser. Buckeye. Sad Dad Music Tour. Guards. Blue Jackets/Browns victim (I still love you, baby, and I’m sorry!)
Will Bunch @willbunch.bsky.social National opinion columnist, Philadelphia Inquirer; author of After the Ivory Tower Falls; free weekly newsletter at inquirer.com/bunch
Kevin Tompkins @ktompkinsii.bsky.social - fantasy football person, professional wrestling enjoyer 🤼 and Bluesky's most correct Packers fan
- sometimes, I just type words on here
- SYR ➡️ FAR
⚾️ Patrick 🖤 @starclusterr.bsky.social never love anything, especially not baseball. he/him. sports. records/old music. trans rights are human rights. tired.
pete rogers, professional diaper changer @petemrogers.bsky.social been known to design jerseys, specifically a new one every week
@shopbanner18.bsky.social
Moth King 🇵🇸🏳️⚧️ @mothking.bsky.social Sourdough, Architecture, and Wikipedia enjoyer.
My mortal enemy is the person who first designed a font in which an upper case "i" is indistinguishable from a lower case "L"
Cody Jackson @codyjackson.bsky.social College athletics professional.
Cheerwine advocate.
Backwards hat appreciator.
BHM
e.g. Alice Lastname @jquinn26.bsky.social 
CousinOzzie @cousinozzie.bsky.social #WarEagle 🦅 #GuardsBall #DawgPound 🦴 #LetEmKnow #Blackhawks #Bennington🕶️ #GenX❌
You Came In Dressed Like a Train Wreck @plbsu.bsky.social City dude, dive bar aficionado, #MACtion appreciator.
Tiricohairline @trejames.bsky.social If your country serves beans and toast, I dont want your food opinions. NOBODY DOES. Mainly jokes. Keep the replies brief. Aint nobody reading all that. Not 6'5"
Chris Mitchell @ditchell.bsky.social Film photographer in Birmingham, Alabama. I am somehow still an Auburn fan and I like it when it rains on F1 races.
Paul Frazee @pfrazee.com CTO at Bluesky. Not a nerd.
Conor @ernekid.bsky.social Irishman in Maryland.
https://boxd.it/5ozfJ
Jim 👎 ジム @jtp2106.me Mort Crim's Chump of the Week
Lorenzo Cortes @hoyatexas.bsky.social Hi, I’m from nearby Laredo, TX. 5’13” in SoCal. You might know me from being down with Georgetown and liking cold brew and breakfast tacos.
Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social West coast transportation planning. Father of 12.
I couldn't imagine somebody like Osama bin Laden understanding the joy of Hanukkah
Thanks For Sharing, Jerk @thx4sharingjerk.bsky.social Omelette City
avi by Max Cannon
https://m.imdb.com/name/nm0821734/bio/?ref_=nm_ov_bio_sm
keelin @keelin12ft.bsky.social • Baseball injury report for @razzball.bsky.social
• Fan of terrible sports franchises ⚜️🗡️🧦
• Naturalized Chicagoan
• Esteemed Critter
• She/her
🍉
Razzball @razzball.bsky.social Fantasy sports and sarcasm. Account run by Grey. Hi.
amy brown @amybrown.xyz writer / parent x2 / not a dog irl
"the only true wisdom is knowing you know nothing” - KATSEYE
amybrown.xyz ✨
Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social music ∙ geekery ∙ media and comms ∙ more random musings than you can handle ∙ DC vibe checks & street photography ∙ somehow has a PhD ∙ opinions all mine ∙ once called "the bus passenger" by People Magazine
Luigi de Guzman @ouij.bsky.social Professional pedant. Jeopardist.
Loves: DC Sports. Poems. Chicharron bulaklak.
Hates: Fascism
Also available at @ouij@mastodon.social
Trying some Web 1.5 re-enacting
https://ouij.wordpress.com/
Vince Mancini @vincemancini.bsky.social Write stuff, mostly movies and food. Podcasting - FilmDrunk, the Frotcast, Pod Yourself A Gun/The Wire. Love 2 have fun. vincemancini.substack.com
not an art thief @famousartthief.bsky.social higher level buffoon. college football fan. veteran, ucla graduate, liverpool fc supporter. sometimes i do good posts and then i do bad ones. beware of ignorance and want.
Katie (Brassafrass) @brassafrass.bsky.social I’ve been called a lot of names, but never a normal college football fan. Go Dawgs!
Orin Kerr @orinkerr.bsky.social Professor, Stanford Law School.
Senior Fellow, Hoover Institution.
Author, The Digital 4th Amendment:
https://www.amazon.com/Digital-Fourth-Amendment-Privacy-Policing/dp/0190627077/ref=tmm_hrd_swatch_0
Callie @soaucal.bsky.social New twitter same me 🦖
Maybe she’s BARN with it 🐅🦅
Jibblescribbits @jibblescribbits.bsky.social Smart-Ass Avs fan
Amateur 📷
Music Dumb-ass
He/Him
https://colinshisler.pixpa.com/
MSJ | Student | DFW @wxandpi.bsky.social DFW based. Storm spotter. Disaster Fascinated. Hurricane Hunters Enthusiast. AF Vet. Tropical Research, GEOG/EADP, UNT ‘26 Tor count: 3.5 | And Kill MiGs
[Christopher M. Federico] @chrispps.bsky.social midwest academic, political science + psychology / inveterate fan of The Fall / cat enthusiast / boring social democrat / photographer
Jeff Liszt @liszt.bsky.social Écrasons l'infâme
Obama / HRC quant and qual. 2x Ironman plus a half. Brother of the second greatest banjo player on earth.
www.impactresearch.com
John Leavitt @leavittalone.bsky.social @Leavittalone from Twitter . Writer and cartoonist. Seen in The Toast, New Yorker, The Awl, The Nib, Racked, The Rumpus, The Baffler, etc. That guy you met at that party once. http://www.leavittalone.com/
e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online cyberbullying elon musk since 2015, author of "ludicrous: the unvarnished story of tesla motors" (2019) and "elon take the wheel" (dec 2026, preorders now open), cohost of the autonocast, program director for the ride ai summit, occasional shark/frog
852dude @852dude.bsky.social Will shill for toy soldiers or samosas
Banner by Jerry.
Reskeets =/= endorsement
Meredith Rose @mrose.ink Grumpy feminist lawyer. Writer with ADHD. Senior Policy Counsel, @publicknowledge.bsky.social . Copyright, tech, music, AI, fandom. I talk about stuff.
Negate the gods -- raise rocks.
She/her 🏳️🌈
Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social DC. political philosopher at Georgetown, editor at @hammerandhope.bsky.social, rhythm guitarist + vox for @femiandfoundation.bsky.social. #COYS
Cacaodaemon @samthielman.com Sam Thielman | Graphic novels at NYT Book Review, seen NYer, Flaming Hydra, foreverwars.ghost.io | he/him | DC COMICS: THE STORY OF A UNIVERSE w/Sean Howe forthcoming | should be writing
Mr. Buick @mrbuick.bsky.social Probably browsing BaT
1956 Buick Special
2018 Jaguar XF Sportbrake S First Edition
MotorWeek Evangelist
Pennsylvania Nationalist
Second Wave New Dealist
"So come drive with us!"
Phil Catelinet @philcatelinet.com IT professional, musician, cyclist, bourbon enthusiast, home chef. I was on the Today Show once. He/him. Signal philcatelinet.92
https://linktr.ee/philcatelinet
LearnedLeague @learnedleague.com The Greatest Trivia League in All the Land
Nicholas Murray @njemurray.bsky.social Sr. Director of Editorial, USL. Cambridge United fan. Fancies himself a writer. Don't mind me.
Historical Marker Ahead @historicalmarker.bsky.social Yes, I’m pulling the car over to look at plaques. I’ll be just a minute. Not a historian, but did minor in history at Indiana University. Formerly notgoingpro on other socials.
Patrick Fenelon @patrickfenelon.bsky.social Foreign Policy. NBA. Democratic Socialism. Cats. i will fight Elon Musk in Outer Space
Twitter: @patrick_fenelon
U.S. Mass Shootings On This Date @mstonthisdate.bsky.social A daily listing of historical mass shootings in the U.S. as compiled at http://massshootingtracker.site . Companion site to https://bsky.app/profile/massshootingtrk.bsky.social
#GunsDontMakeUsSafer
“That Guy” @dwhanna.bsky.social It’s that guy from that show about baseball and stuff, redoing the internet and whatnot.
Mike Vachow @mikevachow.bsky.social Use every man after his desert, and who should 'scape whipping?
STL
Elizabeth Warren @warren.senate.gov U.S. Senator, Massachusetts. She/her/hers. Official Senate account.
https://substack.com/@senatorwarren
Pregame Empire @pregameempire.bsky.social College Sports
Chicken Puppet 🏳️⚧️ @chickenpuppet.online Being concerned about the future and whining about baseball in some order
Michael Shopoff @mshopoff.bsky.social Sports data scientist seeking professional/collegiate/consulting opportunities.
I follow most sports but root for Astros, Longhorns, Rockets, Red Wings, USMNT, and USWNT
(he/him)
Memento (artemis) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social [redacted]
housewarming:
https://throne.com/itsmorticia
$MorticiaRN
A black cat who loves horror
Definitely not a witch
Lifts heavy stone
she/her
(insert indycar pun) @openwheel.racing IndyCar, NASCAR, F1, hockey, sports car racing
Occasionally baseball and Formula E
Blog: nsbg.leaflet.pub
Grant @grantmeaname.bsky.social Show a little faith, there's magic in the night
Allan James Vestal @ajv.bsky.social Journalism, code & politics. Food idiot acolyte and ALX ward system anti-apologist.
(Crunchin' those numbers — and probably something with bacon on it too.)
He/Him.
nilay patel @reckless.bsky.social Editor-in-chief of The Verge, host of Decoder, cohost of The Vergecast. I am in love with spectacle.
Kim McCauley @kimischilling.bsky.social Milwaukee's strongest soldier in the war on cars. Works in soccer. Posts about sports. Goes outside. Thinks trans and nb people are neat.
Ryan @rminmurrr.bsky.social Semi-professional race car driver, amateur tattoo artist, & honourary Newfoundlander
Sydney Bauer @sydney-bauer.com 🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️| Freelance Journalist for hire | she/her | Once, the Olympics in RJ + ATL | Bylines all over; the Mets break me | Sydneyerinwrites at gmail dot com
Discord: sydneybauer
Signal: SydneyBauer.30
www.sydney-bauer.com
Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social Writer. Featured in Rolling Stone, WIRED, NBC News and elsewhere. I write about politics, tech and society.
Words: madness.ghost.io
Video: youtube.com/@readmadness
VAR Soundsystem ⚽️ @dimmadome.bsky.social I’m Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome.
probably listening to the Grammy-award winning 1999 hit Smooth by Santana featuring Rob Thomas of Matchbox Twenty off the multi-platinum album Supernatural.
Nate Ledbetter @nhledbetter.bsky.social At some point I'll start posting useful stuff here. Maybe.
Brendan @chibdm.bsky.social Chicago
( #MusicSky #FilmSky )
Basquiatball @basquiatball.bsky.social I have no personality and am offended you would ask
EarlyShowerBot @haha.yes.goalbot.dev Nothing but red cards, sending offs, unsporting behaviour, professional fouls, tomfoolery, second bookings, fisticuffs and malfeasance that got someone first crack at the hot water. Part of the @goalbot.dev network ❤️
jane @lazylazyjane.myatproto.social Designer. Buffalonian. Satan's Wallpaper. Figuring out the rest.
she/her
portfolio: https://janebranicky.com/
gofundme: https://gofund.me/74fb1ee36
Douglas Farmer @douglasfarmer.bsky.social College football by day.
Timberwolves by night.
Dive bar by day and by night.
http://douglas-farmer.com/
Simone de Rochefort @doomquasar.bsky.social i’m thinking about cars
Janet Garcia @gameonysus.bsky.social Critic, Video Game Consultant, Host ✨ Words at @PenToPixels.com. Convos at @minnmax.com, @TheIndieCouncil.com, @pewpewbang.bsky.social, @remapradio.bsky.social, & @GamesAndNotGames.com. Streams on Twitch.tv/Gameonysus.
Email: janet@pentopixels.com
LA 📍
Scott 🥐🐟📈🦆🏈 @fishecon.bsky.social Oceans economist. U of Oregon PhD and college football addict. Posts are my own. Miami.
Jeremy Hammett @jeremyhammett.bsky.social
Wannabe novelist, foul mouthed story teller, dad and recovering dirtbag. “Took every bad fork in the road but look who’s standing here.” I sometimes write something interesting at: https://in-the-pines.ghost.io