Jeremy Parish (Radio Edit) @jparish.bsky.social · Jun 19 Goodbye at long last to this atrocious wall decor that I inherited for my office
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I was told by many children's stories that spots are unchangeable
Now you see why we wouldn’t let you paint your bedroom walls black. The fire engine red trim and doors were hard enough to cover. That paint job was paid for by insurance when the that side of the house was hit by a car.
That wall looks really depressing. Like never ending black rain crushing your hopes and dreams. I would've jumped out of the window if i had to work in that room
The room I turned into my studio had originally been painted by the previous owners in light blue, dark blue and off-white, all slapped on the wall with reckless abandon with what appeared to be the most porous sponges on the market Like Smurf Village spontaneously exploded in the middle of an orgy
Your new wallpaper pattern
Leaving the snow leopards fully exposed!?
Ugh. 101 Damnations.
The timeless “Biore blackhead strip” pattern.
Now you’ll discover you’ve had a snow leopard in the room this whole time.
Ooof. Looks like something an ex girlfriend of mine would have put on her walls. Her tacky, gaudy style was always cramping me and mine. LOLs
On the bright side, if you tolerated it for even a second, it means you don't have trypophobia
At first glance I thought this was like a thousand toy mice for cats nailed to the wall, which I guess is only slightly weirder than what they actually did to it
Glad I don't have trypophobia, yikes!
I didn't know you lived in Destro's rarely-seen late 1990s safe house.
Thank you to the deranged previous owners for ruining a wall with such a demented high-contrast pattern that I’m going to have to apply multiple primer coats to hide your crimes
I can't believe that some of the greatest video game history videos of all time were created in a room with the most Ranma 1/2 VHS box art wall paper.
i once painted someone's room mud brown by request. i'm not sure if this is better or worse
Did Cruella de Vil make this?
Goddamn that is awful. Was your wall trying to sneak up on some antelope?
Ferris Bueller vest-ass wall
the trypophobia room
I hope that's the "before" picture!
When my dad bought his place, one of the rooms had a jungle book scene on the wall done with some kind of marker that reacted with paint. My uncle was applying a fresh coat and a banana suddenly started appearing on the wall on front of him. Initially thought he was high on paint fumes.
No, Jeremy, NO! Zebra wall brought us together in the hard times.
Did you get a discount for purchasing a home that was previously owned by a serial killer?
good god