onion person @junlper.beer · 24d is this good
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You tell me
no. i think apple caps it at 500. the measurement is not good. reality might be much worse
yeah you should be cheering and sniling so wide
Air, now with chunks
Its like a fucking modest mouse song out here wtf!
Air quality 500...
Gotta flush out the good air every now and then to keep the air fresh
Yes
500 is a big number. Big numbers are good, right? Line go up?
number go up 📈
Googling "can you make a corsi-rosenthal box out of 4 other corsi-rosenthal boxes"?
yeah
"worse than yesterday at about this time" People are saying this more and more
Well it's worse than yesterday. At this time.
give it a few more minutes to drop to 493 or so that's decent jogging air
Love the detail “Worse than yesterday at this time” No shit…
just a tiny bit smoggy you should be fine
Shrugs in LA
I've seen worse
That's almost what it was when i checked where my younger brother lives in upstate NY earlier today. But different sites were all giving me way different numbers so i didn't know which was right.
Well, the markets are up nine points, so yes?
This is absurd numbers!
Don’t listen to them looney lefty commies, Onion. It’s totally safe to go outside.
Wow! High Score!
Trump take meteorology
According to NPR it was actually closer to 650, the chart just drops out at 500 🙃
Everyone knows this is Biden's air!
Gonna go out on a limb and say that the air there MAAAAAY be a bit spicy. (Real Talk, Stay Safe Onion Person. )
It's a big number, and big numbers are usually good. I'd say you're doing fine
Chicago is finally #1! We did it gang 🥹
get an old diesel and rev it outside, then order some takeaway great success! you are now me in my second job
That depends on who's asking. Republicans? Go outside and play, I don't want to see you come back inside until the street lights are on.
Yeah you want a higher score than the other players. That’s how you win
not great, not terrible
MILWAUKEE 4 EVA!!!!
Based on color theory, you've gone past the violet end of the spectrum and ended up at maroon, so maybe it'll be okay?
Looks like a high score, so it has to be good
if you think of it as a batting average, it's not bad. it's pretty cool actually.
Well, it doesn’t get worse.
I'm sure its fine
99th percentile air (derogatory)
We're bringing back smog, let's fucking go chat
We're winning!!!! High score! Thanks trump!
About normal if you happen to live in Beijing or Shanghai
Yeah I work at Burlington. Everyone decided it was a good day to get clothes
Yes
They may have to adjust the scale I think
it's a lot better than if it was a little bit worse
We hit almost 600 today where I lived, didn't even have to light a cigarette when I went out side, just puffed on it unlit and when back in.
Higher number is better! So yes, as someone with asthma the air was so good, it was kind of hard to breath, and I've been coughing worser than before. I think it's because it's too good, my body cannot handle it.
Yea
Yeah, obvs. Would u rather it be zero or smth??? nice try liberal
No no it’s not
Like I can feel the smoke on my teeth, my mouth feels awful
canada's hotboxing us
Well well well, look at who was right when I don't go outside and never eat lettuce
free hotbox
Higher scores are better, like golf.
me and my leviot air purifier against the world
Chat, are we cooked??
Always great when you can cut the air with a knife scooby doo style
*unaware the meter pegs out at 500* not great, not terrible
Well it’s not great
well it's worse than yesterday at any rate
No ❤️
If you are aiming for high score, it’s great!
not as good as yesterday
If your middle name is Danger it sounds right on point
Winning?
Well, I thought the future would be looking like Half-Life 2, but it's looking more like HL2 Beta.
smoke some cigarettes it will improve the air quality in your lungs
the best
It is if you want to smoke a ham without the hassle of a smokehouse.
Ugggggh
Chat I think we're cooked
Air Quality: 💀
let me put it this way: that would be a bad score in golf
Line still going up. Line go up good, ya?
Spent some time in Tianjin China about 13 years ago, hit 800-950 frequently. They've since cleaned it up quite a bit I understand.
open your windows and turn all your fans on pointing towards them it'll clear up your lungs so much, it's like perineum tanning
Justa gets better from here!!!
Your air appears to be solid matter.
air quality bar the colour of hypoxemic blood