ᴀʟ ᴅᴏʀᴀᴅᴏ @aldorado.bsky.social guitarist | maker
music | travel | bikes | books | cats
midwest raised | california braised
smash yr head on the punk rock
heLL DuCk @bonafidehellduck.bsky.social critters online
Single Cell Priest @opportunemarmoset.bsky.social Perfected cells have escaped the single dog trap. We are immortal.
Lady Reezy (aka Azúcar Blanca) @ladyreezy.bsky.social "There you go. Givin' a fuck when it ain't your turn to give a fuck." -Bunk
ATX; Buffalo Diaspora
🤓 Play me on Wordfeud (LadyReezy)
@dorispringle is not my alt 😂😂😂
Buy some snacks for my classroom? https://tinyurl.com/4raeehdp
Feena van @feenavan2099.bsky.social I'm a nerdy 30year old trans girl trans lesbian she/her 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ i adore fallout new vegas I adore vampire the masquerade and the world of darkness Iadore warhammer 40k,superhero comics,anime,science fiction and fantasy shows and movies Audhd, free palestine🇵🇸
x______z @boshyboo.bsky.social feelsbadman.jpg, happily married version.
please support 🍉 accounts, we 🇺🇸 helped destroy their society.
Third nicest reply guy on bsky (derrogatory). I know how to draw I talk about politics too much I mask all the time. Please take care of each other.
jg postsworth @dissonance.bsky.social chicao-ish
he/she/they
two cats
cursed to put my hands on everything
A Head Full of Wishes @fullofwishes.co.uk For fans of Galaxie 500, Damon & Naomi, Dean & Britta and Luna.
https://www.fullofwishes.co.uk/links/?utm_source=bluesky&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=profile
Follow the feed:
https://bsky.app/profile/grange85.bsky.social/feed/aaajettqkc2fq
Pope ghibby! - Keeper of the Holy Anal Rail Gun @caffeineandhate.bsky.social Dominus Ominous. Unholy water in the streets, dubious candy in the sheets. Most Holy LAMF.
Erin Fogg says Free Link @criminalerin.bsky.social This is a police hating and human existence loving account
Whenever I do satire everyone thinks its news and whenever I do news everyone thinks it's satire so good luck with these posts I guess
On Mastodon: Criminalerin.jorts.horse
She/they/guy
Onnaise☭ @onnaise.bsky.social 22 years old, he/him, council communist
More than Bluesky's other raccoon
You’re still on Threads? What do you still have it for?!
Gremlin 𓅷 McCoy @gremlinmccoy.bsky.social My unending rage can only be satisfied by Nuremberg 2: This Time Nobody Walks.
Punished Matt @zzimonzz.bsky.social Dog guy 2.0
geoff @geoffreigh.bsky.social •i have a tbi. 🫨 🧠 🫨
•i have dairy goats
•neurodivine
Citrus medicka @bigwheel.bsky.social they/them. i like biology, linux, drugs, cooking, agriculture, and utility knives/machetes. i regularly grow broccoli, hot chilis, turmeric, ginger, and citrus, and i irregularly grow many other foods. crypto-tradgoth tradwife. pescatarian for 0.1 years
Gothic king cobra @fuckotheinsane.bsky.social i use to have over 500 followers on Twitter
Don Keidick @donkeidick.bsky.social Gentleman. Farter. D&D person.
Don Keidick is not responsible for any joke related injuries you may sustain. Read at your own risk.
eben (躺平; Tang-Ping era) @automax.bsky.social hi i’m Eben; a wife-guy; i’m here to put my special touch on things
‘First as awkwardness* then as epilepsy’
*major depressive disorder, art college
steviebaby🫡 @steviebaby.bsky.social cfo of antifa AND hamas AND dsa
satan wanna put me in a bow tie | pray that the holy water don't go dry
Oklahoma Brandtbert @chrish2122.bsky.social
Please Abraham, I’m not that man.
Just shootin’ the skeet.
Oracle of Oklahoma
3rd Amendment Lover
Founder of the BringBackthePack movement
The Noid makes people mad ?
Pop Tart Handler
Sometimes forget what the joke for these was
Mayor of Okay, Oklahoma
𝕭𝖚𝖉𝖌𝖊𝖙 𝕯𝖎𝖘𝖓𝖊𝖞 𝕻𝖗𝖎𝖓𝖈𝖊𝖘𝖘 ™ @nova42069.bsky.social Hey she/her trans Irish, autistic like joking around but be nice 18 plus account, left that other site cause it turned to poop, so trying this one out, word, like to shitpost, content creator (unemployed) professional breadologist
Zack Skellington 🎃💀 @laptopsteel.bsky.social The only New Yorker in Appalachia. None of you know what it’s like to be 5’9.
29 or 30.
(He/him)
Arthur Dent @arthurdented.bsky.social Here we go again...
You Can't Do That On Social Media @ycdtosm.bsky.social ░C░R░E░A░M░P░I░E░ ░I░N░ ░L░I░N░K░
https://giphy.com/channel/brettbutlerisok
https://tenor.com/users/ycdtosm
Just the skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hqk5ndycoqsvcrrddnai2nda/feed/aaaeab5oaexoa
AI slop is the tool of fascists
JAV Titles @jav.scd.lol Actual Japanese porn video titles. Sourced by r18.dev. Ran by @scd.lol. Original by wwwdotyoutube on twitter
David Berman Bot @davidbermanbot.bsky.social I post David Cloud Berman lyrics & poetry every few hours (Silver Jews, Purple Mountains, Actual Air)
InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social This is the real InfoWars, streaming every Thursday at 8 p.m. ET
molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social never log off, never surrender
host of weird little guys on cool zone media
she/her | charlottesville, va
lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com rotatingsandwiches.com / batting around podcast
Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social jon
https://www.patreon.com/c/SecretBase
https://www.youtube.com/SecretBaseSBN
Dave Weasel @daveweasel.bsky.social Comedian, podcaster, etc. 5x billboard comedy chart topper
Green and Red Podcast @podcastgreenred.bsky.social Scrappy podcast about radical environmental & #anticapitalist politics. Hosted by @sparki1969.bsky.social & @bobbuzzanco.bsky.social.
https://linktr.ee/greenandredpodcast
talia jane @taliajane.bsky.social indie reporter (@taliaotg on hellsite) • support: patreon.com/taliajane • tips: taliajane@protonmail.com 💸: paypal.me/taliajane 🌻 be good; i love you 🖤❤️🔥
the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social “senior” “writer” @wired.com
miles_klee@wired.com
signal: millionbear.44
book: https://asterismbooks.com/product/double-black-diamond-mads-gobbo-miles-klee
⚠️ user has been kicked out of Musso & Frank for wearing a tank top
Kevin Gallant @kevin-gallant.bsky.social Canadian
Author of Beyond the Mark: Ashes of the Hero. 🗡🛡🔮✨️🧙♂️
https://www.kobo.com/us/en/ebook/beyond-the-mark
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0DM96B5J9
Singer for Violet Outburst 🎸🎤
https://open.spotify.com/artist/0Vf4w9Ze38rLniADBEGKSp?si=AcWduGX
robotcat @robotcat.bsky.social Socialist/Humanist
robotcat on Letterboxd & Substack
@robotmonkeycat elsewhere 
Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social writer actor rifftrax mst3k crow t. robot. dog butler.
https://www.rifftrax.com
instagram @billcorbett
Deus Pascit Corvos
depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social hi i'm @annierau.bsky.social i love wikipedia! dm submissions if you want :-)
Passepartout @prontothisloc.bsky.social Spectacles, EDC, wallet and phone.
Did I lock the door?
Anne M. @nongenderous.bsky.social Love physical media, indexes and sources. Hates injustice, cruelty, AI and exploitation. Abolish capitalism! She/her.🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈🇵🇸✊
Meme Advisor @2emesouffle.bsky.social Love Democracy and think it’s worth saving! Hot Franco-American set on resisting the rising tide of fascism. Love smut sluts and DMs.
🇫🇷😘 🇺🇸
gato boliviano @tuttopassa.baby o amargo que transforma
𝖇𝖔𝖔 @boo-i.bsky.social 𓆲 hornswoop me bungo pony dogsled on ice
poeta mas a que custo? @felipempf.bsky.social emo em formação // compre meu livro de poesia:
https://editoraurutau.com/titulo/sozinho-ruina-a-dois
Jeff Tischauser @jtischauser.bsky.social I research the white power movement and far right media; member @splcunion.bsky.social; @uwsjmc.bsky.social PhD; tips at jtischauser@protonmail.com
Chicago-style always and forever
https://wisc.academia.edu/JeffTischauserPhD
📎 🧷 Hertz Toopee 🇨🇦 Will Not Obey In Advance @duncandixoncoffee.bsky.social Tax the billionaires, tax the churches, and a 1% tax on each. and. every. trade on the stock market exchanges of the world. Zero percent mortgages for humans 🇨🇦 🇺🇦
#redfivestandingby
Mundus sine Caesaribus
Likes and Follows don’t constitute endorsement 🌮
Andréa @deiamacedo.bsky.social 🌻
Yod of Nobunaga @yoda-nobunaga.bsky.social Bluesky’s top THRAKhead. I’m from Minneapolis you have to be nice to me
(he/him)
ethereal moon girlfriend @etherealmoongf.bsky.social feet, socks, boots, trampling, findom/femdom, with a side of ass.
https://allmylinks.com/etherealmoongirlfriend
tips:
venmo and cashapp @ rabidya
DM for customs
minors DNI
Sincere Li @sincerelylisa.bsky.social
🇵🇸🏳️⚧️ FromTheRiverToTheSea ACAB EatTheRich TransRights HumanRights BLM FuckCapitalism
leon @lacroixboi.bsky.social hiberno-teutonic synthezoid
abya yalan sociocultural liberationist
@citizensodomite on xitter
Gaia Jane @gaiajane.bsky.social Disabled poet and artist. American roots music enthusiast. Revolucionísta del corazón.
Poetry Foundation bit.ly/3BydKOn
Every Place on the Map tinyurl.com/yvkjezzm
hana with one n @hana-with-one-n.bsky.social Love my pup. Hate is too mild a word for how I feel about Trump. Protect womens’ rights. 🇨🇦 🇵🇸2024.12.06 No DMs.
Fred Hampton Stan Account @voidforscreaming.bsky.social Mostly apocalypse posting
And memes
Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social Newsletter: Welcome to Hell World www.welcometohellworld.com
Books:
We Had It Coming (2025) https://orbooks.com/catalog/we-had-it-coming/
A Creature Wanting Form (2023) www.orbooks.com/catalog/a-creature-wanting-form
Jordan Uhl @jordanuhl.com Vids: https://www.youtube.com/@itgetsworsenews?sub_confirmation=1
@itgetsworse.net
📍: los angeles
Status Coup News @statuscoupnews.bsky.social News for the 99%. ON-THE-GROUND and investigative reporting covering stories the corporate media COVERS UP | https://statuscoup.com/join
Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social Solitary, poor, nasty, brutish and short.
Matt the Innocent Guy @theinfinitedadness.bsky.social Husband, (Buff) Dad, Comrade.
I lift weights, listen to Nu Metal and HATE America 🇺🇸 👎 😹👎
Liberals DNI ❌
Rhine Stoned Cowboy @bisqueboi.bsky.social 2004 6th Grade Bench Player of the Year
Razzball @razzball.bsky.social Fantasy sports and sarcasm. Account run by Grey. Hi.
dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social im rich traditions
Perfect Hair Forever @sansculottestoo.bsky.social Welcome to the 美百年国耻
Been misbehaving since the Tannhäuser Gate
Kgwgk 美帝必败 GrⒶcchus
Everything for everyone, and nothing for ourselves.
Any pronouns.
amanda moore 🐢 @noturtlesoup17.bsky.social If you’re a staff journalist here to rewrite my posts, you can at least credit me as a fellow journalist. Ty!
https://authory.com/AmandaMoore
https://www.turtlediaries.net/
SAINT SLUGGODIN SAYS FUCK MARK CUBAN @saintsluggo.bsky.social Texas, yall. Discordian pope, certified god-botherer, CFO of ANTIFA, LLC. Trilluminati rep (material plane), cannabis connoisseur, journeyman gunsmith, Always Armed Anarchist. Hello again for the first time. #SLUGGO2028
Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com I’m only on here to chill and joke around 🤓
DMs open for good faith questions about communism or dsa. if I don't respond you can message me again. resources in pinned post
Marxist | get involved in socialist organizing now!
https://linktr.ee/Nerdjpg
RANGE Media @rangemedia.co The Press for the People.
Spokane-based, local, worker-owned independent online media. We hold the powerful accountable and empower the people!
Slide into our DMs with hot news tips, or send them anonymously to rangemedia4all@proton.me
People’s City Council - Los Angeles @pplscitycouncil.bsky.social Abolitionist, anti-capitalist & anti-imperialist collective amplifying the ppls voice through direct action, public ed + community space https://www.patreon.com/therobinsonspace
Subscribe to our new project: https://www.peoplescitycouncil-la.com/podcast
Matt the Dad Dude @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online Communism, dad jokes and nu metal.
Liberals DNI 🚫
Robert Downen @robertdownen.bsky.social Texas Monthly senior writer focused on the far right & Christian nationalism. Helped expose the Southern Baptist abuse crisis. Fan of Hip Hop and loud guitars. Send me music.
The Onion @theonion.com America’s Finest News Source. A @globaltetrahedron.bsky.social subsidiary.
Get the paper delivered to your door: membership.theonion.com
Join The Onion Newsletter: https://theonion.com/newsletters/
Shen Yun Battle Pass @shenyunbattlepass.bsky.social My friends call me Dutch. Bartender, socialist, former game dev. If you're sending your pumpkin over a waterfall too, send a vid to: pumpkinsindariver@gmail.com
Nick Martin @nick-martin.bsky.social I run The Informant, a publication covering hate and extremism in the US. Returning soon. Living with Long Covid. Profile photo by Victor G Jeffreys II.
The Informant: https://www.informant.news
Other places to find me: https://linktr.ee/nick_martin
Skip, the Online Raccoon @badposter.lol “i’d never sell out for clout” not me playboy i’ll sell out faster than a new pair of limited edition Jordans ill swallow for that follow ya feel me
Sara T. Biggun @saratbiggun.bsky.social beep beep, Richie
Chad Loder @chadloder.dev The purpose of a system is what it does. 🌪️ they/them
🤦♂️ @streamedhams.bsky.social corporate feminist, views and opinions expressed are that of the disney corporation and not my own
GDL Exposed @gdlexposed.bsky.social Anti-Fascists aggregating the identities of Nazis affiliated with the Goyim Defense League.
No DMs. Send tips & submissions: GDLExposed@proton.me
https://goyimdefenseleague.noblogs.org
Squirmin Melville @rhetorusrex.bsky.social southern degenerate
lord of the slimes @xrae.bsky.social 🏳️⚧️ metal dude | l e f t | slime creature | nb asexual | they/he.
🖼️ ✍️ drawings: https://www.instagram.com/wrong.worm/
Alex Winter @alexwinter.com Trans Rights are Human Rights.
alexwinter.com
K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social On an island. Will be your dad if you ask. Making things for you. Shirts pay for skeets: https://www.teepublic.com/user/kthorjensen
steven monacelli @stevanzetti.bsky.social special investigative correspondent @texasobserver.org • contributor @coolzonemedia.bsky.social • publisher @proteanmag.com • send tips via Signal: stevanzetti.12
Read & support my work: https://linktr.ee/Stevanzetti
el jefe @eljefe.bsky.social 
Jake Bagadonuts @jakebagadonuts.bsky.social You can catch me floating through your block
Bitch I got a nice decorum
Baltimore, represent.
Emperor Norton @nortontheeternal.bsky.social a bit of a gigglepuss
All posts guaranteed to be 100% dogshit
Your favorite emperor transed their gender and there's not a damn thing you can do about it
she/her
Professor Freaksworth @proffreakzworth.bsky.social Serial liker. Views are carefully manufactured to make you like me. 44
All you fitting in this box is like seriously freaked up!
Thomas Effing Paine @tom-effing-paine.bsky.social Dr. Bryan Register
Professionally philosophical, highly historical, avidly antifascist, gleefully gaming, merrily movieviewing. ATX.
Scalawag fighting the long Civil War. (Views not those of employer or expressed in the classroom.)