Satan @thedevil.bsky.social It's really cute that you're gonna "defeat me with the power of friendship and all," but again, I am the devil from the Bible
fascists not welcome
Better than the one on twitter.
cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social The Ringleader
big famous microblogger
pet account reactionary
flamboyant wrecker
goddess of uselessness
antisocial influencer
[she/her] Texan in MA. Adonis' mom
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Actor/Producer he/him
Chev The Mechanic @chevycruz.bsky.social Business minded mobile mechanic that is trying to carve out a path for myself... show some love and keep the hate and fake shit over there...
MAGA RepubliCANTS and CONServatives are automatically stupid..
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Barbie @barbiegirl2381.bsky.social American hostage.
Adebayo Afolabi @debayoorr.bsky.social Always testing, always scaling | Governance & Policy | Writing when inspired.
Steve Edwards @the-big-quiet.bsky.social Writer, teacher, friend. Words in: The Sun, Orion, The Yale Review, Literary Hub, & more. Author of BREAKING INTO THE BACKCOUNTRY, a memoir, and the essay collection RARE GOOD: ESSAYS ON ART, AUTISM, AND ASTONISHMENT. https://www.steveedwardswriter.com
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radical gardener @radicalgardener.bsky.social former senate staffer, current labor rep
nerdy about human prehistory, plants, and space🌱🛰️
John Brown did nothing wrong-sexual 🏳️🌈
he/him
@ackgarden.bsky.social @ackgarden.bsky.social Old gardener and lover of birds and butterflies. Proud Lefty. New England.
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ycats @scribblymoth.bsky.social Ridiculous human. Lover of laughs. Just try it for the summer.
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The Handsome Hobo🇨🇦 @thehobo.bsky.social Knowing the delight of drifting along with the whimsicalities of Chance.
Support your local Library📚
# photos are mine
All others from the Abyss
Barack Obama @barackobama.bsky.social Dad, husband, President, citizen. barackobamabooks.com
Claire E. Aubin @ceaubin.com "A scholar and a hater" - The Guardian
◦ historian of really bad guys @ Yale
◦ host, This Guy Sucked
◦ author, THE HOMELAND (coming summer 2027) & FALSE IDOLS (2028)
all opinions my own.
https://www.ceaubin.com
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Kelly 🇺🇦🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 @seattlereader.bsky.social Clinical psychologist, health behavior researcher, dahlia fanatic, cat and dog lover, avid fantasy and sci fi reader
SWein @sweincat.bsky.social 11/3/26💙⚜️🐅🐈⬛🐴🐓🦆🧘🏻♀️🌻 blue dot in red MS, just north of the Gulf of Mexico -Stay Salty and Resist! #NoKings
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Photos taken with an old iPhone, so no judging…😉
And NO POLITICAL STARTER PACKS!!!
Stephen King @stephenking.bsky.social Writer
Givesgoodemail @givesgoodemail.net Raised by wolves in the larch jungles outside Lubbock, Texas. Unrequieted 60's-style radical. Major-league cat dad, retired beekeeper.
he/him
(Banner: Samuel Beckett
“Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better.”)
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thediversedahlia 🇨🇦🏳️🌈 @thediversedalia.bsky.social We're Roy & Thom Longstaff, a happily married senior gay couple who love gardening, photography, theater, movies & just being together. We're near Vancouver, BC, Canada. All the photos were taken by us.
the Martha Stewart of the Trail Blazers @kthys.bsky.social Austin/Rip City/Texas Tech/etc. Working on a book about Paramore. She/her
goodandgoodforyou.substack.com
Kendra "Gloom is My Beat" Pierre-Louis @kendrawrites.com Climate journalist based in NYC. Only speaking for myself. If the NYT has no haters I'm dead.
Tips? Reach me on Signal kendrawrites.04
Toisela @toisela.bsky.social Kata · art & design · Northern Finland · she/her
Expressions of human life through artworks of subarctic nature and animals.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social Editor in Chief, MeidasNews. Former Fed & State Prosecutor, Marine, Attorney. Switched parties from R to D in 2020. MeidasPlus.com/subscribe
Based Sonic the Hedgehog @sonic.bsky.social Gotta go fast!
[Obvious parody, not affiliated with Sega in any way]
Center for Biological Diversity @biologicaldiversity.org More than a million species could be lost to the Extinction Crisis in the coming decades. Learn about our work to save Earth's wildlife & wild places. www.biologicaldiversity.org
Bill Waxman @billwaxman.bsky.social Retired and enjoying life. Married to my husband 10 years but together 22 years. That’s a lot of dog years. Blue dot in the red state of Florida. Trump-Rat and Musk-Rat need to go. We have to stand up against tyranny, Nazism and dictatorship.
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This is the only account . 👈 If I share something it doesn’t necessarily mean I agree
Founding board member
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Humans Are Greater Than Money @humans-are-greater.bsky.social Succinct bites of wisdom, insights, advice, and motivation.
We're an informal group of volunteers who believe in the power of human effort over wealth. Since 1990, we've been making a real-world difference.
Comics Covers @comicscovers.bsky.social Covers of comics, duh. I do not own this artwork, and I mostly do not own these pictures.
(Avatar: Detail from the cover of Marvel Graphic Novel 2: Michael Moorcock's Elric: The Dreaming City, by P. Craig Russell.)
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i am a host on the kill the computer podcast and the ill conceived podcast:
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social media at @theonion.com
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Fat Chance Jug Band - Winners of the Deer Lake Charlie's Jug Band Boogie
#IndivisibleRichfield #NoKings
Tribal Army @tribalarmyorg.bsky.social Tribal Army Provides a platform to challenge the generational neglect of Indigenous people of world.
•Website: https://tribalarmy.org
•Twitter: https://x.com/TribalArmy
Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social Writing and yelling. 
Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social 
Radical Graffiti @radicalgraffiti.bsky.social Just sharing pics of anti-capitalist, anti-authoritarian and anti-colonial graffiti, stickers and street art seen around the world.
https://linktr.ee/Radicalgraffiti
John Green @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social Author (The Fault in Our Stars, The Anthropocene Reviewed, etc.)
YouTuber (vlogbrothers, Crash Course, etc.)
Football Fan (co-owner of AFC Wimbledon, longtime Liverpool fan)
Opposed to Tuberculosis
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social Waitress turned Congresswoman for the Bronx and Queens. Grassroots elected, small-dollar supported. A better world is possible.
ocasiocortez.com
Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social farce majeure
Newcastle in the streets. Old ruins in the sheets.
CynicalTherapist @cynicaltherapist.bsky.social LMFT-LADAC Witch, Addictions Expert, Not your therapist. Both traumatized and trauma informed.
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Nubia @nubianiles.bsky.social 🔮 Clairvoyant Kitchen Witch 🧙🏾♀️ | Brewing magick + science with soul
🎶🎼 Cosmic Composer | Translating stardust into sound
🌿 Vibe Alchemist | Channeling ancient codes, future rhythms & transformation
journeyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social Proud husband to my wife
USDA Hardiness Zone 7a
@welcometoyourdoom.bsky.social @welcometoyourdoom.bsky.social Multi-racial old-school nerd and reverse gatekeeper (where I try to make everyone else get into the stuff I like). Professionally an environmental chemist. Personally a long-time activist, occasional writer, and enthusiast for a myriad of fandoms.
CrazyAssBlindKid @crazyassblindkid.bsky.social 100% Service Connected Military Veteran
EOD
Fighting Fascism & Nazis Like My Grandpas
We Seek Purpose Not Pity
Firebrand Epitaph
I Ride And Destroy Bikes
Skellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog Tell your pets I said hi.
she/they
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Cooperstreaming ♿️ @cooperstreaming.bsky.social ♿️ The most overly confident disabled woman in America.
Mark Hamill once told me I had pretty eyes and I'll never shut up about it.
As seen in Buzzfeed, The BBC, New York Magazine, & most forebodingly, TMZ
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The Colourless Sky @thecolourlesssky.bsky.social Same as Twitter. Terminally online elder millennial and old enough to know better. Lover of the absurd and obscene. Here for post-punk and goth tunes, heavy metal vomit parties, memes and other dumb shit. #gopies 🇦🇺
Just Tina @tinatinabobinana.bsky.social Pluviophile | Bob says meow |🐻| Creator of Sexy Woman Makeup Time
Talib Kweli @talibkweli.bsky.social Dr. Fumar Johnson. The BKMC. The little Lebowski urban achiever. Patient zero of the woke mind virus. Find me in the adult contemporary hiphop section.
Kweliclub.com
talibkweli.bandcamp.com
Blackstarkeepshining.com
Blackstarnofearoftime.bandcamp.com
EAT A BAG OF DICKS!! @eatabagofdicks.com https://eatabagofdicks.com
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Solar Minneapolis @minneapolis.solar.v.cx A bot with daily updates about sunrise and sunset in Minneapolis, Minnesota.
https://v.cx/2024/02/solar-bot
@jad213.bsky.social @jad213.bsky.social 
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doreengarfield WAR ZONE SURVIVOR @doreengarfield.bsky.social MAGA is a curse on the world!! Childfree cat lady, Gen X, Twitter refugee and pot stirrer....Vegan. Ellipsis addict.
SPED teacher, love 80s/90s music and nostalgia (minus anything Republican) animal lover, sarcastic
We are CURRENTLY in hell...
Melissa Nadia Viviana 🐸 @resistrebelrevolt.net Resist Rebel Revolt! Anti-Fascist. Author. Philosopher. Dog-Mom. Utilitarian Democrat. Existential Activist.
https://melissanadiaviviana.com/
Organized 3 Abortion Marches
Past President of Women's Non-Profit
Past Secretary of LGBTQIA Org
No Design @no-design.bsky.social Exploring the paradox of 'no design' in a world filled with intricate complexities and the beauty of creation.
Read the Book for free here 👇
https://beacons.ai/nodesign
Intelligent Design Resources:
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com I enjoy pie.
Social Media FAQ: https://whatever.scalzi.com/2025/04/16/the-official-john-scalzi-social-media-faq/
the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social “senior” “writer” @wired.com
miles_klee@wired.com
signal: millionbear.44
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Kara Swisher @karaswisher.bsky.social Amanda Katz said this was the cool kids table.
God @thegodshow.com Creator of the Universe.
thegodshow.com
https://youtube.com/@thegodshowlive
WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com Your Only Source For Professional Dog Ratings
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Kitalooclef @kitalooclef.bsky.social Minnesota parent doing user experience, accessibility & strategy for big tech. People over process always. Stop making up weird words for your corporate jargon.
BrooklynDad_Defiant! @mmpadellan.bsky.social Proud papa. Perpetually pissed.
#BlueWave2026, #Feminist.
Author of The Bigliest Loser and The Liddle'est President.
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com The fastest growing independent news network in the world. We cover breaking news, politics, law and more. We are unapologetically pro-democracy.
nimbleboy @nimbleboy.bsky.social City of Lakes. Rather nimble. Dabbler. Very handsome. Bus driver instructor, non-practicing librarian. God-damned socialist.
Wesley Friberg @wesley.mn Student, teen, changemaker, and tech enthusiast. Proudly from Minnesota™.
Em. ♡ @emilycatewrites.bsky.social 29. Writer. Vegan. 35% rambling about writing, 65% rambling about my pets — @ me for a free pic. ⚢
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