Fourfoot @fourfoot.bsky.social Winner of Wales Most Paranoid Man, 1998. As seen on Britain’s Saddest Fairgrounds, Giant or Dwarf, Bag of Wasps.
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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social researcher writer walker of forests swimmer of oceans here for the funny and the interesting
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Dungeon Crawler Matt @mattdinniman.bsky.social I write books. I play bass. I have dogs. 
Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social Fat middle aged bisexual, but good 🩷💜💙
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The Verge @theverge.com Covering life in the future
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Alice Roberts @profaliceroberts.bsky.social Prof of Public Engagement in Science, Uni of Birmingham; anatomist, author, broadcaster; vice President of Humanists UK. All views my own.
Jen Coatsworth @jencoatsworth.bsky.social 
✨ Hamish Steele ✨ Go-Man Vs. the Star Dragon OUT NOW! @hamishsteele.bsky.social Created deadendia / dead end paranormal park / pantheon / croc and roll / go-man
Sometimes making videos about comics and podcasts about Mario
he/they/whatever
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Rosie Holt @rosieisaholt.bsky.social Not an MP.
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Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social Award-winning poltergeist and comedian | Writer of the Montgomery Bonbon mysteries | Pronouns like a butler coughing: he/him | linktr.ee/misterabk
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Mark's Music @marksmusic1977.bsky.social Music obsessive of all kinds new and old.
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Spelling Mistakes Cost Lives @darrencullen.bsky.social Darren Cullen
"Britain-hating anarchist who knows the value of nothing" - Johnny Mercer MP.
""Artist"" - Daily Mail
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Alan @alanofthenorth.bsky.social "And though he didn't know it then, he would always look back on this time as his happiest"
Robert Popper @robertpopper.bsky.social Writer and maker of stupidish things.
Noisebox Radio @noiseboxradio.com Making a noise about great music.
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George Monbiot @georgemonbiot.bsky.social Ungainly on land
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Mark Douglas @msidouglas.bsky.social ✍️ Northern Football Correspondent, i paper 
Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social Does this look infected?
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Adrian Tchaikovsky @aptshadow.bsky.social Author: Children of Time, Shadows of the Apt, Final Architecture, City of Last Chances and others. adriantchaikovsky.com
ManMadeMovies @manmademovies.co.uk News and updates for all things Duncan Jones.
Film, graphics novels and anything else that pops out of his busy noggin.
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Broken Chanter @brokenchanter.bsky.social existential dread/decent tunes. new album ‘This Could be Us, You, Or Anybody Else’ out on @chemunderground.bsky.social now.
https://linktr.ee/brokenchanter
he/him.
📍Glasgow, Republic of Scotland
Emma Pollock @emmaspollock.bsky.social Singer, songwriter, musician, transport fan. Member of The Delgados. Brand new album 'Begging The Night To Take Hold' is out now. Order at https://bio.to/EmmaPollock.
Aidan Moffat @aidanjohnmoffat.bsky.social "Flat, out of tune, and rambling like a drunk on a Saturday night."
M. John Henry / Martin John Henry @mjohnhenry.bsky.social Martin from M. John Henry, Whin, Jewel Scheme, RTFCL PRSN. Ex-De Rosa. Songwiter, singer, guitarist. He/him
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RM Hubbert @rmhubbert.com Retired tea towel salesman.
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bis @bistheband.bsky.social We are bis from Glasgow, Scotland
Emily Scott @chrysanthsmusic.bsky.social Sing, compose, play instruments as Chrysanths, Modern Studies and more.
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The Delgados @the-delgados.bsky.social Glasgow band (1994-2005 & 2022-?)
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Ben Baker @benbaker.bsky.social Writer. Radio host. Splainer.
I've been waiting for so long to sing my middle-aged victory song.
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Taskmaster @taskmaster.tv Official account for #Taskmaster.
Watch full episodes on YouTube and Channel4.com.
Tom Ewing @tomewing.bsky.social Music, comics, assorted grousing, he/him. CURRENT THINGS are Discourse 2000, a 2000AD blog and Popular, about the UK’s No 1 hits. I also waste my time (and maybe yours!) with @peoples-pop-polls.bsky.social
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All The Right Movies @alltherightmovies.com The story of Hollywood one film at a time. Details provided in our making of stories are direct from cast/crew or 3+ sources. Podcast, book, socials, newsletter - everything ATRM at linktr.ee/alltherightmovies
Alice Lastname @invaderace2000.bsky.social Punk 'n' chips. Musician, podcaster, data worker; non-binary, non-monogamous, non-all kinds of things. Unapologetic recent Simpsons episodes defender.
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social Recovering lawyer | Owned by a Pembroke Corgi | Host of Psycho Politics pod and contributor, @TheBulwark.com | Crappy pol | Trying to figure out Substack
substack.com/@gtconway
David Simon @audacityofdespair.bsky.social Dramatist, author, apostate newspaperman specializing in artisanal contempt and discerning maledicta. The claim that I am the angriest man in television is faint praise indeed; the second angriest is yelling at an agent because residual checks are late.
Grey Eye Magpie @greyeyemagpie.bsky.social 🟰⬛⬜️⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️NUFC 2.0 ⬜️⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️⬛🟰
"Spem tuam tamen non excitarem"
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Sam @samnufc.bsky.social NUFC fan for 30+ years
Sometimes talk a load of crap
Somerset based
derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social Menswear writer. Editor at Put This On. Words at The New York Times, The Washington Post, The Financial Times, Esquire, and Mr. Porter.
If you have a style question, search:
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PunPages @punpages.com PunPages.com is the internet’s best resource for the punniest businesses and organisations around the world.
Silliness from JimmerUK
Ben Stiller @benstiller.redhour.com Artist whose mediums include film, tv, and soda. www.StillersSoda.com
Mark Watson @watsoncomedian.bsky.social One of the Daily Telegraph 50 Funniest Comedians of the 21st Century (49th). Also an author. And producer. And a whole life away from work if you can imagine.
Nick Pettigrew @nick-pettigrew.bsky.social That bloke from off of Twitter. Writes books. Likes cats. That sort of thing.
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Obvious Plant @obviousplant.bsky.social I make weird products
Dorian Lynskey @dorianlynskey.bsky.social Journalist, podcaster (Origin Story) and author (33 Revolutions Per Minute, The Ministry of Truth, Everything Must Go, Origin Story books). Anti-doomer despite everything. www.dorianlynskey.com
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com 
Marc Riley. @marcrileydj.bsky.social WILD DONKEY. BROADCASTER. The Fall 78-83. Not a real Doctor. Met Bowie, Woody and Ronno. Ner ner ner ner ner.
COLOSSAL 🛎️end…
spacegooose 🚀 @spacegooose.bsky.social I draw SPACESHIPS
graphics engineer by day artist by night.
https://www.artstation.com/spacegooose
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Where must we go, we who wander this wasteland in search of our better selves…
James Whitbrook @jwhitbrook.bsky.social Freelance Writer and Editor │I used to run a website, now I write at https://observationdeck.ghost.io/ │Questionable taste in puns, sci-fi, and video games. 🏳️🌈│He/Him │Icon by @joehunter.bsky.social ❤️
Bluesky Wins @blueskywins.bsky.social Featuring notable accounts leaving X, user milestones other positive news about Bluesky
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Check starter pack for accounts posted so far no longer on X
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The Smile @thesmiletheband.bsky.social The new album Cutouts out now.
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Stanley Donwood @stanleydonwood.bsky.social 
Colin Greenwood @colingreenwood.bsky.social plays in Radiohead, learning classical guitar, author of 'How To Disappear - A Portrait of Radiohead'
https://wasteheadquarters.com/links/colin-greenwood
Philip Selway @philipselway.wastehq.social Philip Selway of Radiohead https://philipselway.com
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Thom Yorke @thomyorke.wastehq.social https://waste.lnk.to/thomyorke.linksBS
Radiohead @radiohead.wastehq.social https://radiohead.com
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Little Alex Horne @alexhorne.bsky.social from Taskmaster, The Horne Section and Chesham United, mainly.
Jemaine Clement @jemaineclement.bsky.social 
Pippa Crerar @pippacrerar.bsky.social Political Editor, The Guardian
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2000 AD Comics @2000ad.bsky.social The Galaxy's Greatest Comic - in orbit every Wednesday!
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Neil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra @fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social Wit, raconteur, bon viveur. He is none of these things. A purveyor of cheap mummery and piffle since 1976. Throws random words at a screen for Set The Tape. Bluesky’s foremost Biggles: Adventures In Time aficionado.
Memecastle United FC @memecastleunited.bsky.social Dealing with the highs and lows of supporting Newcastle United, one meme at a time
Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social independent journalist, thehandbasket.co
email: marisa@thehandbasket.co
signal: marisakabas.04
Hannah Fearn @hannahfearn.bsky.social Journalist and podcaster. Politics, social affairs and a little bit of Britpop. Once Independent, now independent.
Find me in The i Paper, The New World, Obs, The Lead, Yahoo and on Oh God, What Now? & The Bunker pods
https://muckrack.com/hannah-fearn
Chris F @geordiechrisf.bsky.social Dad, Husband, #NUFC fan and procrastinator. Just to warn you, I’m *very* sweary.
Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com Independent journalist, SnapStream brand ambassador, and publisher of the Public Notice newsletter https://www.publicnotice.co/subscribe
MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com The fastest growing independent news network in the world. We cover breaking news, politics, law and more. We are unapologetically pro-democracy.
Guillermo del Toro @realgdt.bsky.social I make movies. I watch movies. I love movies.
Will Sommer @willsommer.bsky.social Senior reporter at The Bulwark. Email: sommer - at- thebulwark.com. Signal: willsommer.38
Al Campbell @diralcampbell.bsky.social Director: Charlie Brooker’s Screen|News|Games|wipe/HowTVRuinedYourLife/It'sKevin/DeadPixels/Code404/TwoWeeksToLive/DeathTo2020/InsideNo9/StewartLee/TheChange/CunkOnLife/OnlyChild
https://alcampbell.tv/
Dara O Briain @daraobriain.bsky.social Yep, that one.
Toby Earle 🇺🇦 @tobyontv.bsky.social TV critic, Greenlit podcast creator/host, still trying to write a book
Ian Dunt @iandunt.bsky.social Journalist. Author. Podcaster. Liberal extremist.
The Secret Barrister @barristersecret.bsky.social Wears a black cape and fights crime. Not Batman.
Sunday Times No.1 Bestselling author•The Secret Barrister•#FakeLaw•Nothing But The Truth•
Also writes thrillers. The Cut Throat Trial out now at all good bookshops.
Kill All The Lawyers coming July 2027…
Oisín McGann @oisinmcgann.bsky.social Over 30 years in commercial art and more than 20 as a published author – mostly children's and young adult. No hope of ever getting a proper job. Lifelong nerd who's concerned about climate change. No AI slop wanted. He/Him. http://oisinmcgann.com/
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James O’Brien @mrjamesob.bsky.social Broadcaster @lbc.co.uk
Author: https://www.waterstones.com/book/how-they-broke-britain/james-obrien/9780753560365
OK Comics @okcomics.bsky.social Twenty Three Year Old, Eisner Award Losing Comic Book Shop in the beating heart of Leeds City Centre, UK.
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Alex Winter @alexwinter.com Trans Rights are Human Rights.
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Barry Burns @barry.mogwai.scot A Scottish man in a Glasgow band
#MDANT
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