Summer Zeev @summerzeev.bsky.social East coast suburban dad. Build more homes, build more bike lanes, slow down cars. There's only one Silver Spring.
Matthew Sadler @matthew-sadler.bsky.social Pedestrian safety advocate.
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Disability rights. Public transit.
Democratic socialist.
they/them
Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social If there's something you hope will happen, well, maybe it will happen today.
🚫No AI Ever🚫
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Predator (1987) @predator1987.bsky.social Predator movie dialogue, posting every hour 📽️
You're looking good, Dutch
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Wabi Sabi For Robots @wabisabi4robots.bsky.social Wabi Sabi" is the beauty of all things imperfect, impermanent, and incomplete. "Robots" are our future overlords. Enjoy.
WeedMom @your420mom.bsky.social I'm your mom. But better.
Mom @ fuck . it And how cool is that email?
Glenn9K @glenn9k.bsky.social Millennial who loves (modified) cars, music and motorcycles.
Electrification of all cars is NOT the future.
Anti el0n, trmp, megacorps, nazis, fox news, putn, weapons and other evil shit.
I don't live in the same country as you.
LEE (they/he) @mycomagus.bsky.social 33yo enthusiastic disaster
✨unapologetically trans, fat, & queer
🍄 mushroom-obsessed crafter & gardener
🏴 abolition or bust
current location: lake couchiching
Pfp: watercolour drawing of Lee (bald, moustache, mushroom shirt)
Header: basketful of 🍄
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@amirakiss.bsky.social @amirakiss.bsky.social Silly, sassy, more fun than u.
She/her
Washingtonian Problems @washprobs.bsky.social Memes, News, & Community
📧: info@washprobs.com
juno Rylee Schultz @junoryleejournalism.com journalist girl
junoryleejournalism.com
venmo.com/u/junostump
Paypal: juno(dot)stump(at)gmail
https://ko-fi.com/junostump
Patreon.com/junorylee for cool extras
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RUBY RANGER : QUAKE DAD @rubyranger.bsky.social Quake Dad. Daikatana/Blood II apologist.
Making video essays on boomer shooters while swearing constantly. Stay hydrated, kids. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/rubyrangerr
Hip2BSquare @tragically-hip.bsky.social Laughing at the chaos because screaming is frowned upon. I believe in kindness, connection, and the occasional s’more.
DimancheDimanche @dimanchedimanche.bsky.social Humanity demands better.
I hold up others that are proponents of democracy.
Period.
Racial justice and social equality are my bag. We simply must find a more just way. Politely fuck off of my page if you do not agree.
Nice to meet you.
Dune (1987) @nofunoverlord.northsky.social I'm sometimes Olivia now @ol1-v3.bsky.social
web: nofunoverlord.top
merch: croptop.me
tips: https://ko-fi.com/das
pfp: a glitched mysterious robed wizard, by @geraldinepiche.bsky.social
cappuccino @ea11r.bsky.social 🌏Follow me if you're a car lover🤝
🚗suzuki cappuccino owner💨
🇯🇵日本人です。車好きの皆さんよろしくね🙇
Julie (unprofessional) @juliebalt.bsky.social Middle aged INFJ feminist killjoy.
She/her/w̶o̶m̶a̶n̶ person.
Fast, thorough, and sharp as a tack.
Smitten, my own invention, 3 miles of bad road.
My whole existence is flawed.
Psych student. Buddh-ish. Books + food
A bit bossy.🩷💛🩵♾️
🌐 Wolastokuk
@jeniro.bsky.social @jeniro.bsky.social
Ian @laughingcricket.bsky.social An old punk (54) disabled from degenerative disc disease, lifelong pacifist, liberal, and traditional artist. I work in oils, acrylics, pastels, watercolors, stoneware, and porcelain.
Joyfully married
https://www.saatchiart.com/ianlangham
RIP Newell St Streetery @ripnewellstreetery.bsky.social Silver Spring's fourth most relevant urbanist influencer. Also an architect.
Helen @ohnoitshelen.bsky.social An idiot.
synapse collapse @synapticmisfire.bsky.social The soundtrack to a creepy and exciting movie, film, or video game you haven't yet experienced
experimental music for experimental people
bandcamp: https://synapse-collapse.bandcamp.com
soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/intelectconfig
Sinister Minnesotan, Quantum Hamologist @quantumham.bsky.social Minnesotan.
AuDHD. Pro-human. Trans rights are human rights.
Aristurtle @kakapou.bsky.social Former 90s kid. Current failing adult, with bad mental wiring.
Be kind. Appreciate the silly. Pursue little joys.
He/him
The Banner Montgomery @bannermoco.bsky.social Local, independent news that you can trust from Montgomery County, #Maryland. @thebaltimorebanner.com @bannerpgcounty.bsky.social Find us live at: https://thebanner.com/montgomery
Rev Abuelite Héctor Octavio [con acento] believes in you @mexicanity.bsky.social NB queer Mexican immigrant. Writer, bilingüe, occasional voice actor, compassion advocate, cooks ok. Curiose. I will officiate your queer unions.
https://linktr.ee/abuelitehector
Charmageddon @charmageddon.bsky.social Nerd
saxton @ghost-waltz.bsky.social milf enjoyer
Tallulah Bunkbed @tallulahbunkbed.bsky.social Basically, a cat toy. I'm the Artemisia Gentileschi of swearing. No crypto or MAGA. Peddle that shit somewhere else.
Divorce your MAGA husband. He secretly hates you.
Tess,, @brandysaurian.bsky.social i'm Tess,,
⛓️💥⛓️ configuration lamenter🪝🩸
🏳️⚧️ four or five decades old🫀
💚 hulk always hulk 💜
👣 stray 🐾
sensational, fantastic, savage
Loyalty Bookstores @loyaltybooks.bsky.social Black, Asian, queer owned indie bookstore in the Petworth neighborhood of Washington, DC with a long term pop up in the Parks at Walter Reed in DC.
Potzer but for vengeance @potzerthevengeful.bsky.social Millennial pan trans enby (it/its) YVR 18+🔞
I reskeet lewds & M/A minors will be blocked
Owned, Collared and the exclusive Property of @wholesmdeviant.bsky.social 🔐
any and all play or collab requests must go through my Owner first
bio.site/creature604x
Bebe Neuwirth (she/her) @bebeneuwirth.bsky.social Honorary Ziegfeld Girl
Honorary IATSE Local 1
banner 📸Christopher Calkins
portrait 📸Tom Bloom
JUNGLE BROTHERS @junglebrothers.bsky.social Co-Founders & Members Of The Native Tongue. Look out for us on tour now. New album coming soon!!!
#StraightOutTheJungle35 #keepingitjungle
Warning Bites @artofsophistry.bsky.social
Julie @juliewb.bsky.social Hi! I like news, history, nature photography, space, politics, fiction, nonfiction, art & people. Happily married. Dbl lung transplant recipient. Grateful. Born at 319 PPM. #RVA
Matt Van Horn @mattvanhorn.com Ralph Gracie black belt, programmer, card player, shooter, home brewer, amateur pizzaiolo, bedroom DJ, and electric unicyclist.
He/him.
ADHD
🇵🇷🇮🇹+
@mattvanhorn@mastodon.social
@mattvh on IG (but probably not for long)
Free Palestine!
Leviathan Glass @leviathanglass.bsky.social Glass blower
Joolia Ghoulia @jooliaghoulia.bsky.social Strong female protagonist ◆ #horror maven ◆ investigator of the #paranormal ◆ recovering YouTube creator ◆ perpetrator of shenanigans ◆ a poke in the third eye 🏳️🌈✨
sarah ♡♐︎ @andnowimcovered.bsky.social she/her • twenty seven • evermore lpss truther • thinking about the hunger games
you're a cowboy like me (lesbian)
Je Hyeon | ABOLISH the polICE @naptime.theolive.garden fuck ice, end every single genocide, demilitarize the police, US out of everywhere, abolish borders, end plenary adoption. we can imagine more
any/all
smol busty goblin @callmesmols.bsky.social smols, pansexual, she/her/any/all, cats, art, design, cursed, fucked and somehow happily married to my sweetheart. leftist comrades, no scolds, no joke misunderstanders, pfp by @butt-goblin.com #transrights #freepalestine #fixyourheartsordie
MD State Highway Administration @mdsha.bsky.social MDOT SHA manages numbered, non-toll roads in Maryland. For customer service, please visit our website. Account monitored M-F 8am-4:30pm
TallFroGuy - Shape Judger @tallfroguy.bsky.social Content(adjective) creator in his 30s.
Feel free to share or remix my stuff, just tag me :)
Ps. If my post is unwelcome please let me know or tap "..." > "Detach Quote" or just block me. No offence taken.
s(pace) j(unk) @sprayadhesive.bsky.social i'm a people (who believe bigfoot is real) person
sprayadhesive.space
Captain Chaos @captainchaos.myatproto.social “In the Fyres of Struggle let us bake New Men, who Will Notte heed the Old Lies.”
A dude in circumstances who does things. He/him
IndivisibleHoCoMD❌👑 @indivisiblehocomd.bsky.social Citizens action group, part of @IndivisibleTeam network, working towards a more just, equitable, planet-friendly Maryland. Join our mailing list at https://IndivisibleHoCoMD.org
croptop.me - NOW OPEN @croptop.me the merch store of mastodon's preeminent crop top enjoyer
purveyors of fine, accessible crop top apparel
minimal profit model & inclusive sizing gets crop tops in the hands of the people
everyone looks good in a crop top
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Montgomery County, MD Government @montgomerycountymd.bsky.social The Official site for Montgomery County, MD government from Public Information Office
Captain Weedlord Bonerchamp @weedlordbonerchamp.hellthread.vet Semvnol
They
#LandBack
Marine ecology, rescue, and rehabilitation
USCG Master Captain 100GRT
Endorsements: Sailing, Towing
Birds, Boats, Travel
MDNI
He does this every Friday. @doesthiseveryfr.bsky.social He does this every Friday. Admin: iamtherog
The MoCoShow & MoCoSnow @themocoshow.bsky.social News, Entertainment, MoCoSnow, and Information about Montgomery County, MD (and beyond). Please visit our website for all of our articles: www.MoCoShow.com
Cat Magic Punks @catmagicpunks.bsky.social catmagicpunks.com
Randipulator @randipulator.bsky.social President of the Eddie Money Fanclub
There is no cat in this image @thereisnocat01.bsky.social Images with no cats. 👀 All content = submissions or with credit to OP. Submissions/enquiries: catswithjobstwitter@gmail.com - Buy me a coffee: https://ko-fi.com/translatedcats/
Kelly🆘🇺🇸 @kimtopher22.bsky.social Unremarkably loquacious non-human biologic
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N/A Beverage Appreciator (under duress) @miatadork.bsky.social Cat-haver, Bikes, Chill Driver Miata Trackrat #weirdcarbs
Protect Trans Kids, Abolish ICE
Yall means All Southerner / Liberal Redneck
AI generated "art" = blocked on sight
Photos By Coop @photosbycoop.bsky.social My NSFW Photography account - if you're under 18, scram.
ATX - no TERFs, no SWERFs, no A.I., lots of NSFW - 18+
Always looking for models to collaborate - if you're interested, message me!
Main Account: https://bsky.app/profile/artofcoop.bsky.social
bbno$👶🚫💰 @bbnomula.bsky.social it’s baby no money +1 (808) 900-4493
gamedevclippy @gamedevclippy.bsky.social Living life one side quest at a time 🫡
quiet.ink @quiet.ink part goddess, part fox. tattoos, lesbian, rock climbing, other clichés.
la zorra medicinal.
dm for discord if ur cool
read _a change of plans_, my kinky, t4t, wlw smutty romance
https://quiet.ink/fiction/
https://www.patreon.com/cw/quietink
ChefBruso 🌽🍿🍽️ @brusowrites.bsky.social I like food
I enjoy words
Music is love
ACAB
ICE agents need to start dying. Kill the Nazis, fuck punching them, it’s time.
My menu entries:
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Danielle Pedersen @smallwildshop.bsky.social Wee ceramic beasts & other wild things.
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Just Janis @justjanis.bsky.social I hike, therefore I am.
Landscape Architect and expert-level balterer. 💃sold on goose
Apashe @apashemusic.bsky.social 🎻🎺⚔️🖤
Washington Nationals @nationals.com #NATITUDE
JER (They/Them) @skatunenetwork.bsky.social JER. 30 y/o music composer, performer, educator, and CEO of SKA 🏁// They/Them 🏳️⚧️
Debut Record “Bothered / Unbothered - JER” out now via Bad Time Records
@colors.bsky.social @colors.bsky.social a bot that lists out all the colors by @spencerchang.me
inspired by https://twitter.com/everycolorbot and https://twitter.com/everycolorhaiku
Karen Geier @karengeier.com Horsey sauce enthusiast. Legendary demi hottie li’l 🌳 on Twitter
@shifdaoutlaw.bsky.social @shifdaoutlaw.bsky.social
MK 👽😺 @martiankat.bsky.social she/they | 🎙️ Voice Actor| 🎮Streamer |🎧Podcaster| Comm. Mgr - @realwomenofgaming.bsky.social
"Emotional support shitposter" Fella @stealthbadger.net Pro-choice Clinic Escort. Small-a atheist. Dirty #NAFO scum. @Stealthbadger
on That Site and http://counter.social and @StealthBadger@sfba.social on Mastodon
Probably not your friend.
The Lady of the Cake @ladyofthecake.bsky.social i give out magic swords and throw my ass around. thats about the gist
18+
The DC Homos @dchomos.bsky.social News, noise, food, sports, art, charity, fashion, TV, film, happy things, all things LGBTQ DC. 2x Best Local Twitter Feed, Best of Gay DC. Latinx Indigenous
Witch, I'm Trying @witch-im-trying.bsky.social Anti-fascist. Anti-racist. Pro-choice.
Follically gifted. Crochet, nature, witchery. RVA. she/her
Discontinued Foods! @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social Your home for all those culinary delights, anomalies, and misfires that live on only in our memories...Still slowly but surely migrating over the over 1,000 foods I covered on Twitter, so if you don't see a favorite here yet, stay tuned!
Free DC @freedcproject.bsky.social The people of the District of Columbia deserve dignity, respect, and self-determination. Join our movement to win it. #FreeDC
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The Cat Hive @thecathive.bsky.social Independent artist posting cute and silly cat art! 🌈🐈🐈⬛🐈🐈⬛🏳️⚧️
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alix e. harrow @alixeharrow.bsky.social NYT-bestselling fantasy author in charlottesville va
Danielle @daniellie.bsky.social Philly, physically.
Stardew Valley, mentally.
DM me right after I follow back to see if you can break my land-speed blocking record.
Domina Olivia ☭⚒️ $85/105 @ol1-v3.northsky.social soft domme sadistic service top pleasure droid. designation ol1-v3 at your service. call me Olivia. she/her to you, MU/TH/UR if you're kinky. at least 29. painfully lesbian. the protogen of the Dune system. 18+ MDNI #FMTY
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neon dragon chains @neondragonchains.bsky.social 🔗 purveyor of curious chainmaille jewelry and fidget toys
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personal account is @chromeamber.bsky.social
U Street Buzz @ustreetbuzz.bsky.social Washington DC – *** Temporary focus on #FreeDC! *** but in normal times: U Street-area dining, music, arts, theatre, business, events, community issues, politics, history & more. 15+ years on FB with 10K followers. Trying to grow here on Bluesky! :)
Nix Muse @tactilemuse.bsky.social Old lady witch & taphophile who likes making art & taking photos. I am utilizing my Jester's Privilege to the fullest. I draw little comics (seriously they are small). I sew. I read tarot. Lead Adventurer in the Cemetery Explorers Club™.
Seasonal Affective Cat (She's all legs) @tess.bzky.team The Dear Hunter fan account
Bluesky's incorrigible teenage son in her 20s-30s
Pfp alt: a someone sitting on the ground, holding a bass and stepping on a broken record
Banner photo by @zachpotter.com
V/ca: tessiibil
Electronic Frontier Foundation @eff.org We're the Electronic Frontier Foundation. We're a nonprofit that fights for your privacy and free speech online. Find all of EFF's social media accounts at eff.org/social.
SIDEBAR BALTIMORE @sidebarbaltimore.bsky.social The Sidebar in Baltimore. Currently under renovation, I will return in 2025.
Ali Linn @alilinn.bsky.social Boldness be my friend.
Holly Ross @hollyross.bsky.social Singer-Songwriter | Music Industry Vet | Intellectual Property Paralegal | SF Girl | Very sweary | Disabled | Chronically illin’ | Wifey | Cat/Dog Mom | Queer 🏳️🌈 Bi+ 🏳️⚧️
bb bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dl3oltmxv6esalfvwq2nwqvg/feed/aaameqfrh33pu
Robert Picardo @robertpicardo.bsky.social Actor, collectible, Planetary Society Board Member and AI since the 90s .
Rachel - Feed The Scene @rabt-fts.bsky.social Professional Band Mom | Free Band Hostel Promoter, Talent Buyer | Venue/Bar Owner Artist Hospitality & Pop-Up Coffee Shop
Feed The Scene Presents
Feed The Scene Foundation, Inc
The Sidebar Baltimore
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