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Author: The Hilarious World of Depression.
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Emily Yoshida @emilyyoshida.bsky.social cherished idiot / writer on SHŌGUN and KENNEDY (2027) and POINT BREAK (2027)
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twin cities, minnesota.
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social We call upon your boss.
Author of the novel THE REVISIONARIES (2019) and the essay collections VERY FINE PEOPLE (2024) and FIGHTING IN THE DARK (2026).
He/him.
Author site: armoxon.com
Weekly essays on my free newsletter, The Reframe.
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social average against the machine
IAF-FAI @iaf-fai.bsky.social The Indigenous Anarchist Federation-Federación Anarquista Indígena works to unite the unique anarchist struggle of Indigenous people in the so-called Americas.
king of the hill i’ll die on @kenniwakwaritaa.bsky.social don’t calm down, double down
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Chosen by god, perfected by science
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Karen Attiah @karenattiah.bsky.social Martial Artist. Executioner of Mediocrity.
Ex-Washington Post.
Substack: https://substack.com/@karenattiah?r=2bz6j&utm_medium=ios
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Perplexing Ruins @perplexingruins.bsky.social No room for fascists & bigots.
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tommy salami @thomassalami.bsky.social Child of the dial-up era.
Lots of pop culture junk.
A bit of a drama queen.
He/him
Erik Hane @erikhane.bsky.social Founder and Agent, Headwater Literary Management
Co-host of Print Run Podcast
www.headwaterliterary.com
www.printrunpodcast.com
fiction and essays in Triangle House / Welcome To Hell World / Typebar Magazine / Mount Hope / elsewhere
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open mike eagle @mike-eagle.bsky.social and then there's this
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Erin Fogg says Free Link @criminalerin.bsky.social This is a police hating and human existence loving account
Whenever I do satire everyone thinks its news and whenever I do news everyone thinks it's satire so good luck with these posts I guess
On Mastodon: Criminalerin.jorts.horse
She/they/guy
Raoul Benavides @raoulofthirds.bsky.social Art Dealer • Hobby Farmer
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com She/her. I write books about carriages, corsets, and smartwatches. Mother of (emoji) dinosaurs 🦖🦕. 羽生結弦 fan. Fan of tea. Born at 332 ppm.
This biography should not be taken as a complete description.
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Frances Danger *Deadly SoverAuntie* @francesdanger.bsky.social Mvskoke/Semvnole. Daughter of Kaccvlke.
Native Rights Advocate. Journalist.
She/They
I thrive in chaos which is why I don't mind creating a bit of it every once in awhile.
Personal Account
Nathan Anderson @nathanandersonart.bsky.social Michigan Illustrator. Clients: Wizards, Osprey, Rebellion Unplugged, Dragon's Milk, 20th Century Fox, DreamWorks.
My favorite author invented Pringles. Married! No A/I or N/F/Ts. Atheist.
Antifascist. Exvangelical.
www.nathanandersonart.com
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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social Beyond the grace of God, a wanderer in the outer darkness.
Lambda Award winner, Locus Award finalist, Best-selling author of MANHUNT, CUCKOO, and BLACK FLAME, out now from Tor Nightfire, and CHIMERA, coming 2027
Profile pic by @theoboopis.bsky.social
taber @kvetch.gay gay nightmare | ✡️ | #ActuallyAutistic | minneapolis
Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app TV writer. Author of the novels THE PAYBACK and THE SURVIVALISTS. Deadly with a butter knife.
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not a journalist. don’t be weird!
KOTH Screens @kothscreens.bsky.social Posting a random frame from King of the Hill every 30 minutes. Bot created by @famousceleb.co
Dave Weigel @daveweigel.bsky.social National politics reporter at semafor.com. Alum: WashPost, Bloomberg, Slate, Reason. Author of “The Show That Never Ends.”
ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social Justice Correspondent for The Nation Magazine. Author of Allow Me to Retort and Bad Law.
Class: PLD. Alignment: Neutral Good
Str:12 Dex:8 Con:15 Int:13 Wis:10 Char:14 Author: Allow Me To Retort
Cody @cody-robison.bsky.social If you say you’re a George Lucas fan and can’t name your favorite scene from Radioland Murders, we are not the same.
I like film and history.
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Let's get real, it's Tara. @joyce4awhile.bsky.social In Minnesota on the backwaters.
Abolish ICE
PFP: Close up of my eye! There's a sunflower in there!
Banner: Mikhail Baryshnikov and Gregory Hines dancing side by side in the movie White Nights.
Blackironfitter @blackironfitter669.bsky.social Union sprinklerfitter, dad, grandpa. Montana born and bred. Veteran.
Museum of Curiosities @curiositiesmuseum.bsky.social 🕯️ Monsieur Pompier’s Museum of Curiosities
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delesslin @delesslin.bsky.social 🐝🧠(ADHD) meets cultural restoration | Catawba Nation citizen | Indigiqueer | White coded | yękapįsáwača | he/they
Chanda Prescod-Weinstein 🌌 @chanda.blacksky.app Theoretical Astro/Physicist:
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all Black/all Jewish. 🏳️🌈/agender/woman.
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merritt @merrittk.com Writer/comedian. Madness archaeology @1900hotdog.bsky.social, story-based games at @insecretplaces.com, podcasting @ifyouredriving.bsky.social, merritt+ patreon.com/merrittk
Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social Hank of Decline
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Store - https://hausofdecline.bigcartel.com/
HolBolDoArt🏳️🌈 @holboldoart.bsky.social Holly! Artist. Illustrator. WotC. Musician. Writer. Poet? Spooky! #art #illustration
Four Legged Tripod and sheep enthusiast.
🏳️🌈 (She/Her)
Website: holboldoart.com
Prints: inprnt.com/gallery/holboldoart
IndigiTrans @indigitrans.bsky.social Social Justice Indigiqueers in Montana.🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
old roadside pics @roadside.xor.blue i post public domain photographs from the john margolies roadside america archive in the library of congress. unaffiliated. built by @xor.blue
Ayla Meridian 🌙 COMMS OPEN! @aylameridian.bsky.social Illustrator • Concept Artist • Battlemage
(She/her)
Commissions Open
Kofi: https://ko-fi.com/aylameridian
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The thread o’ tweets @threadotweets.bsky.social All the tweets I love, a few I hate. A few skeets too! Posted individually this time instead of threaded
Posting in large batches, pls address complaints to dennisbhooper
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Katy Montgomerie 🦗 @katymontgomerie.com Fuck you