ThinlyVeiledPanda @thinlyveiledpanda.bsky.social Occasionally funny on the internet. I'm better in the comments - but not like, that much better
Have created feed, am basically software engineer:
https://shorturl.at/eqLJn
Wanna bang(er)? https://shorturl.at/U8zfb
Woodrow Peel ๐๐ @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social โข Video Editor/GFX Artist
โข Bird Hater
โข Los Angeles/Atlantic City
Recent Regret
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:5loqawak6t5imxu3my4gg6wi/feed/aaabysehosj5o
Regret
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:5loqawak6t5imxu3my4gg6wi/feed/aaacbxtkugc3m
Brzeski @brzeski.bsky.social That was a good one
Path ๐ @demandavoider.bsky.social When anyone tries to fist bump you, pretend you think they're trying to hand you loose change.
Oops, All garbage!
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G Bird @olmcgbird.bsky.social Iโm a 7.5. Maybe an 8.
43/NJ/Kindly Donโt DM me ๐
Niki @nikiwithissues.bsky.social Super lazy
kate @outerorbits.bsky.social Iโm the human equivalent of a raccoon falling down your chimney: surprising, messy, but kinda funny with time and distance.
(she/her)
๐ซAI slop
Avi by @cozydalia.bsky.social
Jake ๐ธ @whirlwind37.bsky.social ๐ ๐ผ ๐ง ๐ ๐ฆซ
๐ผโพ๏ธ๐ฐ๐โพ๏ธ๐๐
๐๐ฅ๐นโพ๏ธ๐๐
๐ฆ๐ป๐ฅ๐ฅ๐๐ชจ๐๐ซ๐๐ฅฒ๐ถ๐๐๐จ๐๐บ๐ซ๐s ๐ซ๐ญ๐ฅโ๏ธ๐๐ฆ๐ง๐ง๐ฒ๐ฝ๐ฌ๐ง๐ฟ๐ฆฅ๐จ๐ซ ๐ฅ ๐๐ฆ๐ฅธโค๏ธ๐๐ซ๐๐
โ๏ธ ๐ฑ โพ๏ธ๐๐ถ๐๐๐ฟ๐ฟ
โพ๏ธ๐ถ๐โ๏ธ๐ฆ ๐ถ๐๐ฆฎ๐ฆ๐ฆจ๐ฟ๐ฆซ๐ฆฆ
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@frankchips.bsky.social @frankchips.bsky.social sheesh kebab, geez fries, yikes salad
please hold https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:u7gavvi7t5cn2d34wtkgjy42/feed/aaaa322hoj6dq
@quartzjixler.bsky.social @quartzjixler.bsky.social
SpecialKimtamineโข ๐ฉ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฎ๐น๐บ๐ธ๐ฆ @lorazekim.bsky.social Villainous, rude motherfucker, cancer warrior, GenX, seesaw champion, FAFO, pill popper, trophy wife, Georgia ๐
Pronouns: try/me #FuckCancer
Some shit: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2hnlymg6sdllcl6dfkpzar7w/feed/aaak76ey34ym4
Mandy @mandysparklesxo.bsky.social โจSugar, spice, and mostly niceโจ
ironblanche @ironblanche.bsky.social MN | 39 | they/them
one partner solo poly nonbinary goldstar bisexual aro slut
Accidentally an accountant
Tingy ('tin-jee') Simoes @tingys.bsky.social Bewildered medical publicist, aka 'the Malcolm Tucker of surgery'. Mum to 2 rugby lads & a greyhound. Pole dancing enthusiast, Dharma teacher, ally ๐ณ๏ธโ๐. Dreamscrolling in a smoking jacket and fez. She/her ๐ป๐ช๐ช๐บ๐ต๐น๐บ๐ฆ
misty @skedaddle74.bsky.social โโโโเญจเงโโโโ
โช๏ธ https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:go4b7zduspvcwyxjf7p2lu5j/feed/aaadxzvpeukjk
๐my main squeeze: @qwertying.bsky.social
๐ฏ๐ป Boorito Zen ๐ป๐ฏ @burritozen.net Sentient Burrito in a constant state of existential crisis. Bangers https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:fzqkeghq27fsfade5ydraatj/feed/aaai6rqskq3g2 cover art from https://kvibber.com/ alt text: In Burritos We Trust
Tippi Hedren Collider @linanneblack.bsky.social Purveyor of whimsical twaddle.
My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:swl3sbmkwcyppnd6uwwgvc3o/feed/aaaonfm4k3tfk
Me: @linanneblack2.bsky.social
My dumb store: blandshaming.ca
If you are able to help: https://ko-fi.com/linanneblack
๐ she/elle/henne
Dan Alten @danalten.bsky.social Stand-up Comedian from Kentucky.
I love you.
https://www.instagram.com/dan_alten_?igsh=dGxwNnRxOWJrMGlr
Jeanette @actionablebutt.bsky.social Artist of ill repute - She/her
Jeanettemadethis.com
Whimsikel @kellzzzz.bsky.social Only dead on the inside
Matty @bestestname.bsky.social Bluesky is easy. You just have to be funny all the time or no one will love you
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:n3kxj4fonot7lg67tmakj4dn/feed/aaacgs3xfjaw4
Squirrellee ๐ฆ๐บ @squirrellee.bsky.social ๐๐ฟ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ Xennial autistic she/her. Linguistics, literature, leftism, games, media, metal, football & general nerd shit. Happily partnered. Used to be in a band.
APS, CPSU โ๏ธ
Naarm โค๏ธ๐๐ค
Mary Ebejer @mebejer.bsky.social Writer. Editor. Researcher. Mom to three amazing grown-ups. Gran to three equally amazing littles. Dog mom (in spirit ๐ฅฒ). Cat mom. Self-care is a radical act of resistance.
IncogNematode @kickeybean.bsky.social Artist and illustrator out of Denver. I tell stories. Creator of the Honest Monsters.
A Random Brandon @brandomonium.bsky.social That one dude that says things and stuff
My shtuff https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:f3isqq37mblskjkdl5csji66/feed/aaab5hro4xqjs
Avocadoโs Number ๐ฅ @aftonnelson.bsky.social There is just no way that you are the pine-scented air.
she/her
my biz www.bloomstreetpackets.com
jaime @cowboygh0st.bsky.social super normal ๐ค love movies and giggling
Aidan Wake @aidanwake.bsky.social Just A Dude in the American Dystopia - - Prince of Tides - Building Mysteries - - Adults Only - ๐ชฆ Twitter, not on X ๐๐บ๐
RealLifeMommy3 @reallifemommy3.bsky.social 3 kids, 1 dog, and a full time job. What could possibly go wrong?! posts are mine โก๏ธ https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:am4xjbphjjv7zy5riv7gbfr3/feed/aaacwhjhkazly
๐นSailor Jaโ๏ธ๐น @sailor24jax.bsky.social 90s baby who refuses to grow up ๐
Raver๐ฆ+Pokรฉmonโค๏ธ+Anime๐ป+Art๐ชท+Nature ๐+Science ๐งฌ + Fitness ๐ช๐ผ = Good Time ๐
If you like Pokemon cards find me on insta: Sailorjax.TCG
Mark Gilliland @markzen.bsky.social Methods of improving self-perception and removing habits of emotional malpractice. Please visit my longform writing at https://avenuesofevolution.substack.com
Tits McDick @titsmcdick.bsky.social only the slightest whiff of mental illness. she/her ๐ณ๏ธโ๐
Scott_Towel @scotttowel.bsky.social Some content may have been re-purposed from the dead bird place ๐ฆ I don't follow back accounts that don't repost others or only post about one subject. Sorry
"I fake it so real I am beyond fake"
Sara Petrick @sarasaysstop.bsky.social Liberal Houswife. Used to be funny. Now Iโm just stressed.
Rebel Yankee @tnrefugee.bsky.social Iโve lived a life of filthy bliss. Figuring out life in a multigenerational home.
Magically Matt @momentarilymatt.bsky.social Gas station food aficionado, father. Possibly a donkey.
Matts of Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/momentarilymatt.bsky.social/lists/3lb3c3birbg2w
โ๐ ๐ค๐ฅ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ค๐ฅ @nostalgictoast.bsky.social ๐๐ข๐ต๐ต | ๐๐น-๐๐ฐ๐ฐ๐ญ ๐๐ถ๐บ | ๐๐ง๐ง๐ช๐ค๐ช๐ข๐ญ๐ญ๐บ ๐๐ช๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ญ๐ฆ-๐๐จ๐ฆ๐ฅโฃโฃ
โ๐ ๐ค๐ฅ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ฅ๐ค https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:r4bnjpwfvhltkwnxtqt5v7zk/feed/aaadd2wf6xv7i
๐๐ ๐ฆ๐๐ ๐ช๐ ๐ฆ ๐๐๐๐ ๐ฅ๐ ๐๐๐ ๐จ ๐๐ ๐ฃ๐? https://ngl.link/nostalgictoast
Souph @shanother.bsky.social 31|she/they|autistic
// YEAR ZERO // @3yeless.bsky.social Into fire you can send us; from the fire we return. You can label us a consequence, of how much you have to learn.
Obviously everyone @napping.bsky.social https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:llhdag2velhktv5okvb7otyp/feed/aaaihlgafcphg
Just regular
cluckity @invisibl3.bsky.social a knitted chicken who loves puns, silliness, dogs, nature, science, justice, and creativity. mostly a lurker on here.
Bogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social Tradesman, Musician, Malcontent.
New: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:koejo5clr3khvnmdnfuqffi5/feed/aaacrpmcwzmdg
Bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:koejo5clr3khvnmdnfuqffi5/feed/aaacrsfikdrqk
sophistikaty @sophistikaty.bsky.social Wait, am I even doing it right?
Fun | Food | DC | diy | devs
MSCC @mrscamp12.bsky.social ๐ค๐ค Person. Buffalonian by marriage but Jersey Girl for life. Mom of 4 humans. Dog mom of Peanut. #BillsMafia โค๏ธ๐. NY Knicks fan. WWE fan -- only because of hubby. I LOVE pizza and sweet coffee! โ๏ธ๐๐โ๏ธ๐๐๐ฏ๐ฒ๐บ๐ฒ
Strughoulo @struggalo.bsky.social
Tier c/d shitposter
It's the music, stupid
I resisted last time, thanks
OG nerd
He/Him
Pfp by @geraldinepiche.bsky.social
Don't touch my stuff:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rzgxnxi42gyskrxw247ofmee/feed/aaacytkq3tawq
Dad Joker @dad-joker.bsky.social Coffee and Dad Jokes
The Dadliest Posts Ever: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaap6izw45oow
tera-cotta @notincharge7.bsky.social it was just a joke
Some Skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jiqppb3vymtquebk2yatb4mw/feed/aaajtkgvisqbu
the antisocialite, ๐ฉ jaunty feral @ladylofi.bsky.social More cynical than you
Grower of many things๐ฑ
Grand chef of the tiniest of kitchens
I love cars
I watch the sports. All of them
#AlwaysRoyal โพ๏ธ๐๐
Mitch Hedberg community supporter
Tell your cat, I said pspsps
Inclusive/Safe space
๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ๐ต๐ท
Sophia @ex-somnio.bsky.social International dreamer, designer, creatrix, foodie, music lover and traveller; occasional funny girl.
ฮฮฑฯฮนฮฑ ฮฮนฯฯฮนฮฝฮท @greekheanen.bsky.social my meows: https://bsky.app/profile/greekheanen.bsky.social/search
Write or Die ๐ฆ @write-or-die.bsky.social Writer, basketball freak
Here to fuck shit up and to resist the freefall of fascism
โGood Troubleโ
Devout Misandrist
๐๐ฆโจ๐
Lemon ๐จ๐ฆ ๐ค๐ค๐โค๏ธ @firebrand3.bsky.social aka @Lemongrass1978 (or @Firebrand3 for the OGs) on the "other" site.
Canadian. I think I'm hilarious. I laugh at awkward moments but worry not, I'm dead inside. Trash Panda in a previous life. Obama followed me on the Bird app. ko-fi.com/firebrand3
Donna Lynne Champlin @dlchamplin.bsky.social Actress, wife & proud mom to a T1D Warrior. All Cameo proceeds go to Breakthrough T1D (www.cameo.com/dlchamplin) #CrazyExGirlfriend #FeelTheBeat #ThePerfectCouple #T1D
Mar @meowmy333.bsky.social I tend to over-exaggerate everything ๐ธ despite everything, itโs still you :)) ๐ธ
Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social I was told I should have a bio so here it is
she/her
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:yvgrupeggsszs4auflnr6oa7/feed/aaaegzs6g746c
SaltyGirl @saltssaltgirl.bsky.social Existing on rage & olives
Thalassophile & enjoyer of long walks down the cheese aisle
Ink Drinker, lefty, and user of the Oxford comma. โจChicken wing hoarder & roller skating enthusiast
Supa Fly Hella Dope @cerealtndencies.bsky.social โจ what a shame sheโs fucked in the head โจ
Uffdafuckingda @uffdada.bsky.social Gen-X and still feralโฆthe guardian of cosmic ideas.
Me https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ttftfqwkk7lim7bli4uqwmzg/feed/aaadnqkohsr5m
SkyCrush https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ttftfqwkk7lim7bli4uqwmzg/feed/aaakt665kbrmk
SteveP ๐จ๐ฆ @stevecantsmell.bsky.social I love almost everyone-except Nazis & TERFs.
he/him/his.
Expect puns.
By Me -> https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6vadqr2mb3mitlyuhcqi5lln/feed/aaapte7vpkpr4
Greg Reckons @gregreckons.bsky.social I think I speak for everyone here when I say that I shouldn't be allowed to speak for anyone here.
Spent Skeets => https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:oykbfxdodldns6qsln3hgfy6/feed/aaabk7antswn2
mikeโบ๏ธ (silly joe armstrong) @m1keonl1ne.bsky.social extremely normal
extremely normal posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaajypeq6itvw
Silly Goose PhD DDS @therealjweezy.bsky.social the brilliantest buffoon youโll ever meet this side of the Mississippi
34 | west coast best coast | she/they๐ฉท๐๐
Gentleman Housefly @gentlemanhousefly.bsky.social Pshaw is a word. Not the very model of a modern major anything.
Stuffs I said โก๏ธ https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qohwmxw4z6b7nsd7ezoerrbw/feed/aaab3jnvthkbg
debbshock @debbshock.blue notorious D.E.B.
woman of mystery
pain in my own ass
sexy genius / huge nerd in Philly
bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dxxbkz7sbu4hbes5idlvglpv/feed/aaal2brtlqhec
sophia โฅ๏ธ @sophamir.bsky.social she/her โข 33 โข deeply unserious ๐ซถ
unfiltered access: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xz27fxp7tm4u5na754amme2n/feed/aaapypnnndtki
top posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xz27fxp7tm4u5na754amme2n/feed/top-skeets
J๐ฒK E @guess-what.bsky.social Puns not guns!
He/him, Philadelphia
My โ๏ธ
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jaqr2ph576dxxzwh33ixqj7w/feed/aaalyla3bifes
My Greatest โ๏ธ
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jaqr2ph576dxxzwh33ixqj7w/feed/aaac3q6sr3fso
Avi by @posts.by.emilyk.art
Rigby @siroswaldrigby.bsky.social Odds are high thereโs a bird in my hair
Rigbyโs Roost: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:i2jqmzoew23adqxtvqa2lj7w/feed/aaame3f6nss5k
Wiffle Ball Helmet @wffleballhelmet.bsky.social Who mistook the steak for chicken?
Posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaajygjltpaxk
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ฦรญฦญฦญแง @celestephase.bsky.social Sith-y heathen. Funky little death omen. Frog enthusiast. Slut for science.
Stage IV cancer.
She/her ๐ณ๏ธโ๐
Jesus and Butthead @jesus-and-butthead.bsky.social I work at a record store, I'm a former member of Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Rogers, and now I like to stay home and write. Formerly known as DJ Fart Ghost.
Just my brain garbage https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:icwmuvffuts3iaugroxwqjl7/feed/aaajnaptz5uk2
Tallulah Bunkbed @tallulahbunkbed.bsky.social Basically, a cat toy. I'm the Artemisia Gentileschi of swearing. No crypto or MAGA. Peddle that shit somewhere else.
Divorce your MAGA husband. He secretly hates you.
Drummy | SysDadmin @sys-dadmin.bsky.social Husband. Father. Goofy IT guy who reads nerdy books, plays drums, and has an unhealthy affinity for bourbon and the Oxford Comma.
he/him
Crunkolas Driverton @crunkdriver.bsky.social Absolute Idiot
https://bsky.app/search?author=crunkdriver.bsky.social
Pfp by @geraldinepiche.bsky.social
Technically (Not) Jude @judedesocio.bsky.social Wayfaring Xpat
Hand Warmer @handwharmer.bsky.social Eat. Sleep. Game. Repeat.
Blair Loudly @blairloudly.bsky.social my cats run this account ๐จ๐ฆ๐ณ๏ธโ๐
my thumbs typed these https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:oj3db6konv7tykrlt5qhd4ei/feed/aaamyrujnfzcc
top things my thumbs typed https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:oj3db6konv7tykrlt5qhd4ei/feed/aaahsiujuhedi
NoCrossumPossum๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ @fionavonloo.bsky.social GR MI trans girlie. Food cooker, maker of crafts. Orange cat mom, and aspiring Potato Goddess.
TeenagePhlebotomy @teenagephlebotomy.bsky.social My neighbor had chickens in his unfenced yard and they shit all over my lawn and patio but now they're dead. I had nothing to do with it.
โ ๏ธ Living Dead Girl โ ๏ธ @living-dead-girl.bsky.social The bitch is back.
she/her/fuck you
#SlavaUkraini
#NazisFuckOff
#FuckPutin
BippityBoppityBong @bippityboppitybong.bsky.social
Not Celine Dion @not-celine-dion.bsky.social Not the renowned Canadian icon.
Award-winning weirdo. Caveat emptor. 33 cis m
Brick's House ๐ @brickmahoney.bsky.social hey man it was a joke - no need to involve the authorities
why slow down to gawk at auto wrecks when you can view my posts safely ๐
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cwxdaayqwdlfjni7g3ududab/feed/aaadwtmcpy7uc
Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social Playing like a champion.
Just my stuff:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4biy4v5nhe6h2wh25oveas64/feed/aaanqkdaizoek
KatanaDiva @katanadiva.bsky.social Writer with conveniently timed writerโs block
Jillybean @jillybeanbuttle.bsky.social Nebraska expat living in Southern Missouri.
Huge fan of our National and State Parks. ๐๏ธ
I miss the plains.
Monica @thelaundress.bsky.social Runner, nurse, rock fan, and currently tired as hell.
Michigan, US- Ann Arbor/Detroit/Places in Between