Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · Jul 5 here's a wild idea: stop giving mosquitoes beer
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I’m Asexual and straight edge how the fuck mosquitos still biting me
Hey! Arrest that man - his mosquito's under 21!
Oh look at mister "I don't know how to REALLY throw a party" here.
How do you figure
It's a slippery slope, next you will demand mosquitoes to practice abstinence.
Horny drunk mosquitoes are the worst.
Someone's doctoral thesis
Does masturbation count as sex as far as mosquitos are concerned, or can they specifically smell when my penis has been inside someone? How long post-nut do I have to avoid mosquitos either way? Do the mosquitos care about spit vs swallow? I have so many questions! 😱
I give them marijuana all the time.
The USAMRIID is willing and ready to replicate this scientific study! And we will do it without funding. We plunety of volunteers standing by!
<Brett Kavanaugh has entered the chat>
[me watching two mosquitos have sex]: Hey! Save room for Jesus you pervs!
Amazing work.
I don't drink, and I don't have sex, why are mosquitos still obsessed with me
Average VICE article.
One of the few victories for us the straight-edge
if these skeeters went to church on Sundays instead of doing Lucifer's work of drinking beer & having illicit mosquito sex then biting us, we'd have a safer nation. It's time for trump to revoke the visas of these bugs shipped over the open Biden border! Viva christian white American mosquitoes!
Can I still have sex with them?
Stop having sex with the mosquitoes if you don't want a love bite, too
they showed up to the party, though
if we can't give mosquitoes beer what was the point of the last 250 years
Might be easier to distribute contraceptives. www.homedepot.com/p/Summit-12-...