Local Dad @bobbydazzler69.bsky.social A tough kid that sometimes swallows nails
The saddest man on the planet ๐ต๐ธ๐ฎ๐ท๐ฑ๐ง๐ธ๐พ๐ป๐ช
Cara @geekpie.bsky.social
small angry witch up a scottish big hill
anxiety and depression riddled hobbit
long covid/chronic migraines/chronic illness
audhd
she/her btw
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Supertanskiii @supertanskiiii.bsky.social Tan Smith.
Political Commentary.
Pisstaking.
Satire.
Dystopia Warner.
Writer.
Hate Tories? Youโll love me.
Woke as fuck.
YouTube https://youtube.com/@supertanskiii?si=4VUI_s-l7bfc1obT
You can shout a coffee here https://ko-fi.com/supertanskiii
Pirate Redux @pirateredux.bsky.social Sailor, UK, EU.
Boat/editorial work always welcome.
All goes to help replace boat and kit lost to non-paying clients.
Mostly here for the inmates' disgraceful behaviour.
Buy me a coffee if you like.
https://ko-fi.com/straysailor#pageMessageModal
Lady Baroness HRH Princess Furball ๐ช๐บ๐ต๐ธ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ @ladybaroness.bsky.social For services to cat food. Woke lefty, mum to a transgender human being. Archaeology. Nature. Sci-Fi. Discworld. Classical music. Cats & other floofs. Resident of #Wรผlferhampton. Xitter refugee. Unsolicited DMs = instant ๐ซ unless I know you so donโt bother.
Bob Griffiths @bobgriffiths20.bsky.social Aquarius type, goes well with a paintbrush, goes well with a plectrum. Ingredients: โจ๐ฆ๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ท๓ ฌ๓ ณ๓ ฟ๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ท๓ ฌ๓ ณ๓ ฟ๐ฌ๐ฌ. Best before: 23.06.2016, or ask wife/children/grandchildren. #FBPE, #FBPA, #FBPPR
Boothby Graffoe @boothbygraffoe.bsky.social Graffoe Forcione Wot Italian? 20th Anniversary Tour all tickets wotitalian.com
Jennie @unabridgedopinions.com Student success w/ a HigherEd perspective. Associate Director T&L & Student Success at UoM Library & Academic Lead for Student Success. Constantly tilting at windmills. Often seen reading, riding & running about. NTF/CATE/PFHEA, data and pedagogy obsessed
London Mum @londonmum.bsky.social Come on world, get with the programme: less dickheads, more love.
Health, environment & kindness are the foundation of happiness & productivity. Woke & proud.
#FBPE ๐ Member
Ian @skegness11111.bsky.social Love music. Walking . Singing. Reading . Travel . Animals. Sport . Big liverpool fan. Art .drawing. bubbly individual. Love cats dogs .hedgehogs dr who. Love paddington always a red
MrPaulRobinson @mrpaulrobinson.bsky.social Football, music, telly
Jeraldine Bjornson @knittingamma.bsky.social Dual US - Canada ๐จ๐ฆ citizen. Left of center. Sometimes opinionated. Knitter who shares home with MrB the cat.
horror Ewacui @ewacat.bsky.social Massive human raccoon, broad spectrum nerd, 6ft 1 of ADHD chaos, a cishet she/her of mayhem, used to be a SFF bookseller.
'Ever'.
carcosa-based lifeform. UK.
@EwaSR on twitter
DID NOT INTENTIONALLY KILL OPTIMUS PRIME
Gem Crawley @gkc1970.bsky.social All views my own. RTs not endorsements.
I HAVE TO SAY, YET AGAIN โฆ Unsolicited DMs and associated accounts will be blocked faster than you can say โhey hunโ.
Guz Khan @guzkhan.bsky.social Comedic InsurgentโฆMan Like Mobeen, Taskmaster extraordinaire, Standup Killer, Dad, Free Palestineโฆ๐คฒ๐พ
Ilhan Omar @ilhanmn.bsky.social Mom, Refugee and Congresswoman for #MN05. Progressive Caucus Deputy Chair. Fighting for a more just world.โจ http://HC.com/IlhanOmar 
Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social Parody account. Here to take the piss out of the full time grifter and part time MP who leads Reform UK. Enjoy โ and feel free to encourage my coffee habit: โฌ๏ธ
https://ko-fi.com/:parody_pm
Jeffw @jeffw.bsky.social Jeffw, actor, illustrator/artist, bad life choice guru, procrastinator, professional idiot & French. ๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธโ๐พ๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ท๓ ฌ๓ ณ๓ ฟ๐ดโโ ๏ธ
il/lui
https://ko-fi.com/jeffwni
Stephen Fry @stephenfry.bsky.social Grazer and nibbler at the outer edges of new social media platforms
Cassetteboy @cassetteboy.bsky.social Audio/Video collagists. We made that Alan Sugar mash-up, and that Boris Johnson one, and that other Boris Johnson one
ko-fi.com/cassetteboy
youtube.com/cassetteboy
Sebas @ohlookbirdies.bsky.social I'm not actually Superman. he/him
TechnicallyRon @technicallyron.bsky.social Author, Writer etc
Flups @flups.bsky.social Chief spokeswoman for the โCampaign To Get C*riander Sent Back To From Whence It Came; The Fiery Yet Soapy Buttocks Of The Devil Himselfโ.
Stephen King @stephenking.bsky.social Writer
rodger nash @rodgernash.co.uk My cousin is pregnant; the baby will be my first cousin, once removed.
Letters of Note @lettersofnote.com Professional letter nerd since 2009. Buy the books (https://books.lettersofnote.com), read the newsletter (https://news.lettersofnote.com/), come to the live shows (https://www.youtube.com/@LettersLive). Or don't. It's your choice. 
Susie Dent @susiedentwords.bsky.social Always in the Corner
Neil @enanem.bsky.social Bโdum bโdum.
Dave Cohen @daveiswriting.bsky.social Horrible Histories songs bloke.
Writer of comedy.
Writer about comedy.
Funny Up Your Fiction: Add Light, Shade and Laughs to your Novel - new book out now.
http://davecohen.org.uk
World of Moose @worldofmoose.bsky.social Art, cartoons, books. This is the feed for World of Moose, Karen does most of the posting.
@mooseallain.bsky.social
worldofmoose.com
Paul Bassett Davies @thewritertype.bsky.social Writer in residence, at my house. To look upon my works, ye mighty, visit my website:
https://www.thewritertype.com
Rich Neville @richneville.bsky.social Still holding out the hope that my life up to now has just been Derren Brown trying to teach me an important lesson. LAFTAS award winner. Books: Catbin Fever, Jeremy is Stuck
Hugo Rifkind @hugorifkind.bsky.social Writing in The Times Thursday and Saturday, talking on Times Radio Monday-Thursday. Also, other things. Latest novel, Rabbits, found here: https://amzn.eu/d/hUQTsSW
James OโBrien @mrjamesob.bsky.social Broadcaster @lbc.co.uk
Author: https://www.waterstones.com/book/how-they-broke-britain/james-obrien/9780753560365
Dave Gorman @davegorman.bsky.social 36hrs of TV stand-up on youtube: https://youtube.com/@davegorman235/ I also set crosswords. Bluth in the Indy, Fed in the Graun, Django in the Telegraph
Davegorman.com
@ralphineson.bsky.social @ralphineson.bsky.social 
Sarah Millican @sarahmillican.bsky.social Latest special Late Bloomer is on Netflix (not UK & IRE) & Channel4.com (UK & IRE) now.
Also part of the Standard Issue podcast team
Replies ending TSM are by my team.
https://linktr.ee/thesarahmillican
Lucy Porter @lucyportercomic.bsky.social 
Jack Monroe @jackmonroe.bsky.social I have opinions and bylines and plenty of snacks.
Sanjeev Bhaskar @sanjeevbhaskar.bsky.social Sometimes appears in films and TV. Also Chancellor of Uni of Sussex. Ambassador for UNICEF. Put a word (Chuddies) in the dictionary. Had a No.1 in the pop charts. YNWA.
Chris Packham @chrisgpackham.bsky.social Broadcaster & environmental campaigner
chrispackh.am/links
Gary Delaney Comedian @garydelaney.bsky.social Iโm a British one liner comic. Iโm quite rude. Lots of videos of my stuff on line. GaryDelaney.com for other stuff. Next tour probably 2025 or whenever Iโve finished writing it.
Viz Comic @vizcomic.bsky.social Our readers have understood the concept of Buyer's Remorse since 1979.
Buy the Profanisaurus or Subscribe here: https://lnk.bio/vizcomicofficial
Quintin Forbes @quintin4bees.bsky.social Q, yes, just Q. No, not Hugh, Q.
Clinton Baptiste @realclintonb.bsky.social 
Little Alex Horne @alexhorne.bsky.social from Taskmaster, The Horne Section and Chesham United, mainly.
Sex Tips Bot @sextipsbot.bsky.social A bot that'll give you sexy tips to improve your sex life.
Not AI. Created by Rob Manuel writing silly templates with random words in them.
Comrade Cummings Mobile Eye Test @comradecummings.bsky.social DEFCON 1. The Nazis are back. It's time to stand up and be counted. Our peace is worth more than their lies. ๐ช๐บ๐บ๐ฆ
The butcher's knife cares not for the lamb's cry ๐ต๐ธ ๐โง๐ @calvinandhobbes69.bsky.social Gay man working in the City. I love coffee, books, chocolate, travel, friends, family and French pop music from the 80s. #MyleneFarmer
Tuppety @tuppety.bsky.social It may look like I'm a Russian bot but I'm not... NO DMs UK
Unrepentant ๐ Punk ๐ ๐ป ๐ช๐บ ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ โง๏ธ ๐ ๐จ๐บ @unrepentantpunk.bsky.social NYC-UK dual nat'l ๐ฝ #WokeAsFuck ๐ #SaveOurNHS ๐ท #ADHD #Aspie
๐ฑ๐ถ๐ ๐๐๐ค๐๐ท๐น #Antifa ๐ณ #BLM ๐ฟ #YeahI'mHighSoWhat ๐
*gazes at Scully* ๐ป won't read DMs
โ๐ฟ#FuckedAroundAndFoundOut ๐
Wait... is this thing still on? Right, I'm in Bristol, Brexshitistan
Alison ๐ฌ๐ง ๐ ๐ ๐ช๐บ ๐บ๐ฆ ๐จ๐ฆ @alimill.bsky.social I love dogs, especially mine (Gatsby). I'm also trying to stay better informed about politics in the UK and the world from rational and non hateful sources as I'm tired of self gratifying vitriol.
No DMs
Acyn @acyn.bsky.social Senior Digital Editor for MeidasTouch.com
Clips made with SnapStream
Internet Hooligan...
Anonymous Alcoholic @anonymousalcoh8.bsky.social Erstwhile drunk 16 yrs sober. There is a solution. Their phone number's in the phone book, on the first page. All opinions, including that last one, are my own.
The Naked Haggis @nakedhaggis.bsky.social "The enemy isn't men, or women, it's bloody stupid people and no one has the right to be stupid."
Sir Terry Pratchett, Monstrous Regiment
Cory Tunts. Invisible candidate for Clacton By-election. @thecorytunts.bsky.social Yeah, but what if the Hokey Cokey really IS what it's all about....
Naomi Andersson ๐๐ฑ @naomiandersson.bsky.social OCR A Level Geography | AQA Politics Ludlow Sixth Form College |NPQLT | AIT Hashimotoโs Disease | Regen Grower | Winter Knitter | GA Post16FEHE | Paleo | Lifter | Paddler | Dalsland ๐ธ๐ช | Herefordshire ๐ ๐ ๐ช๐บ
Dr Eric Farmer @himself132.bsky.social Cognitive psychologist. Cat lover. Pro-EU. Anti-Brexit. Anti-extremism. Convert to independence. Collect watches, pens, guitars, books.
Rich Holmes @richholm.bsky.social Straight outta Holbeck | Husband | Father | Leeds #LUFC sufferer | wannabe #Jedi | Usually found up a hill | "There is no Plan B. Just do Plan A better" M.Bielsa
Martin Gilson @gilbo41.bsky.social Space Karen escapee (one highlight was being called a "lefty fool"),
๐ถ fan of indie, blues, jazz, old metal & much more,
โฝ๏ธ lufc (I'm of an age),
๐ sunny Buxton,
The avatar's not my picture but it's close enough tbh.
Nick Pettigrew @nick-pettigrew.bsky.social That bloke from off of Twitter. Writes books. Likes cats. That sort of thing.
You can give Ko-Fi donations too, if you fancy it:
https://ko-fi.com/nickpettigrew
Matthew Stewart @roguestrands.bsky.social Weaving ways through poetry. Second full collection, โWhatever You Do, Just Donโtโ, a Poetry Society Book of the Year 2023, available from HappenStance Press.
Blue Fairylicious Girl๐ง @bluesnowflake.bsky.social Save Democracy eat a TACO ๐ 2547๐
#NotMyPresident
Non-Practicing American
โIโm just a silly girlโ.
Laughing instead of crying ๐งโโ๏ธ ShitPosting is my love language; Love sugar & weed. I am always joking on here so lighten up.
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forest fr1ends @forestfr1ends.bsky.social past dreamland, second left
Tits McGee @scientits.bsky.social Londoner
Disappointed but not surprised
๐๐๐ฌ๐ต๐พ๐ญ๐ฎ๐ญ ๐๐พ๐ฐ๐๐พ๐ถ๐น @excludedmugwump.bsky.social Shafted by Labour #NRK #IR35
Shafted by Tories #ExcludedUK #OffPayrollWorking #IR35
If you want my vote, make sure you *deserve* it.
ReformLtd need not apply.
No DMs
It's not whether you win or lose, it's how you place the blame.
- Oscar Wilde
Leilani @auntyleilani.bsky.social Every voice should be heard!
Standing up for the planet and the people! Peaceful Protests!
Gratitude is my greatest strength! Gets me through the hardest days!
Love and peace to all
No DMs, no porn, no crypto, no bots
Adam Akerman @adamakerman.bsky.social Loosely Left of Centre in Lewisham. Brentford FC. If we donโt want this place to become like the other place, do not engage and amplify. Ignore and block.
๐๐ซ๐๐ญ ๐๐๐ญ๐ฌ๐จ๐ง @bretbatson.bsky.social My week beats your year.
๐๐ฉ๐ช๐ญ๐ฅ๐ญ๐ฆ๐ด๐ด ๐๐ต๐ข๐บ-๐๐ต-๐๐ฐ๐ฎ๐ฆ ๐๐ข๐ฅ
๐ท๐/๐ท๐๐ ๐๐๐/๐๐๐๐ฎ๐๐พ๐ป๐๐พโฏ
PaulM @pielclimate.bsky.social Retired civil servant, worked on transportation, sustainability, environmental justice, climate change, and public transportation. I'm writing a sci-fi trilogy in four volumes.
Vivienne @viviennesoton.bsky.social Retired, political activist, volunteer, carer, cat photo to deter nuisance followers. Interested in renters rights, public transport and social care.
Iโm sorry, but I donโt follow back people who donโt post anything at all and never donate via Bluesky.
Alban Thurston @albanthurston.bsky.social Energy analyst & developer. Solar PV's economics put it on course to lead low carbon electricity.
Wanderscotwild @wanderscotwild.bsky.social University of Sussex Social Policy Alumna; Carer; LGBTQ+/Disability ally; Hater of Fascists; Nature, Health, Science & Politics; Based in UK
Ruthie @bigwilliedixon.bsky.social Socialist, atheist, European, ageing hippie. I care more about people than animals, hate tory scum and loathe trump with every fibre of my being. Suffer from chronic FM (no, it's not a radio station) so frequently pretty pissed off.
Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social Former congressional candidate and journalist trying to change politics for good :) | www.kapow.works/
Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social "Comedian". Doom in Doctor Who. Host @mysteryontherocks.bsky.social & Long Distance, Bit Weird (https://longdistancebitweird.podbean.com)
Acting: Foundry Management VO: The Joneses
For all enquiries/brand partnerships: info@gagreflex.co.uk
she/her
Paul Gilham @paulgilham.bsky.social Communicator (MCIPR), parent of SEND youngster, sometime cricket fan, constant nerd. Views expressed in my posts are mine alone and do not represent any employer's position; my shares and likes of others' posts do not necessarily mean endorsement. He/him
Political Satirical @politicalsatirical.bsky.social ๐ Political Commentary & Social Sarcasm.๐
Verified Satirist - Snopes/Reuters/Fullfact etc
Also: Fact Driven Articles on Substack & For Central Bylines
https://politicalsatirical.substack.com/
Robert Williams @robwiny.bsky.social Emigrรฉ from โthe other placeโ and doing my best to assimilate here. #FBPE - everywhere.
Welsh but not tribal, especially blessed to know lovely people in wonderful places all over this world. 
Stephen Graham @stephengraham.bsky.social PhD researcher: identity and development in University Service Unit cadets. A bounder, cad, rakehell and villain. Edinburgh.
Suziey33 @suziey33.bsky.social Northern lass, Woke? hell yes
Love: Netball, Rugby Union, holidays, red wine and tapas ๐ท ๐ Soon to be retired Married to Golf & SAFC
Dislikes: Tory/Deform/Restore ๐คฎ No DMs
#SavetheNHS #joinaunion
#Dystonia #DeepBrainStimulation #LichenSclerosis
Alanwino @alanwino.bsky.social Recently retired construction and infrastructure professional. A Tory/right wing loather, an EU rejoiner, who loves the NHS, travel, beer, wine, art, pubs, great architecture and 70โs rock. I like a good laugh too! Did I mention I liked wineโฆ.
Zack Polanski @zackpolanski.bsky.social Green Party Leader (England & Wales)
London Assembly Member.
๐ณ๏ธโ๐
Promoted by Elfrede Brambley-Cranshaw on behalf of the Green Party of England and Wales. c/I po box 78066, London. SE16 9GQ
Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social Writing and yelling. 
Twop Twips @twoptwips.bsky.social 
Cold War Steve @coldwarsteve.bsky.social Artist
Coldwarsteve.com
Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social I like to wear flares and do the jokes. Bit of a woke prick. He/him. 
Alice Roberts @profaliceroberts.bsky.social Prof of Public Engagement in Science, Uni of Birmingham; anatomist, author, broadcaster; vice President of Humanists UK. All views my own.
T-Rexit @t-rexit.bsky.social Pro-European Dinosaur. Antifa.๐ต๐ธLeft Wales ๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ท๓ ฌ๓ ณ๓ ฟfor Ireland ๐ฎ๐ช Applying for Citizenship ๐ช๐บSometimes ParodyโฆContent..UK Green PartyโฆIRL People Before Profit...Please enjoy this timeline responsibly...
Nick Reeves #FBPE #NAFO @nickreeves.bsky.social Democracy is a rare and precious gift. Either we defend it or leave the world to tyrants and oligarchs. #FBPE #NAFO #RejoinEU
George Conway โ๏ธ๐บ๐ธ @gtconway.bsky.social Recovering lawyer | Owned by a Pembroke Corgi | Host of Psycho Politics pod and contributor, @TheBulwark.com | Crappy pol | Trying to figure out Substack
substack.com/@gtconway
Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social Pen name of Andrew Scott.
Fake History, Fake Heroes and Notorious.
Represented by Pew Literary
Links:
https://linktr.ee/OttoEnglish
Michael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social I'm going on tour in 2026.
Listen to my show 'No Room' on BBC Radio 4 if you like.
https://www.mickperrin.com/tours/michael-spicer-hope-alls-well/
Baroness Floella Benjamin @floellabenjamin.bsky.social Baroness/Actress/Writer/Campaigner. Best known as iconic presenter of Playschool and Play Away
PaulRobson666 @paulrobson666.bsky.social I try not to take owt too seriously (I'm not infallible though).
Hate everybody, then add them one by one to your โlike" list*.
*Edit as required.
#NUFC
#FoulmouthedAndFlippant
ACH @nibus.bsky.social glass artist / unprolific musician / shitposter / haribo composting machine / amusing insult comedian / still getting up to mischif
Cornwall, UK | www.firescribe.co.uk
Kuntie Plopkins @kuntieplopkins.bsky.social Hider of Daily Mails
Old bag
No Parmesรกn! โ๏ธ
Illegitimi non carbonara!
SHOVE YOUR CHLORINATED CHICKEN UP YOUR CHLORINATED BUM!
Thrown out of the Brownies 4 "subversion"
C/W may contain politics
Same birthday as #craftywank & Prince George (diff year obvs)
Beren Cross @berencross.bsky.social Leeds United writer with The Athletic.