Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social This bio can’t handle me, I’m too many characters. Fuck MAGA
Goose, your imaginary friend @augustagoose.bsky.social Held together with cheese and double-sided tape.
The void deserves treats.
I get my news elsewhere.
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David Rommel @drrommel.bsky.social 💙☠️💙☠️💙
Retired,
Research Engineer - Humboldt Polytechnic University (Cal Poly Humboldt, HSU),
Schatz Energy Research Center -14 years
Instrumentation specialist
EV business in early 2000's
Last century - Tandem Mainframe Computers, System Integrators
Death will not release you!𓅽 @7leaguebootdisk.bsky.social SF bay area Unix geek, dad, motorcyclist, aspiring woodworker and cocktail maker. If you're a bot that follows 10x as many people who follow you, I'll probably block you if you follow me. You need to engage. If all you post is fundraising, I'll block.
raindro @raindro.bsky.social committed to the bit
ca princess | annoyed | 🏳️⚧️
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@alexvonwitzleben.bsky.social @alexvonwitzleben.bsky.social Retired @EU_Commission, PhD CAU Kiel #EUI #EconomicHistory #sustainability #FarRight #ClimateActionNow #ActOnClimate #SmartCities #FutureOfEurope #cycling
AG Rob Bonta @agrobbonta.oag.ca.gov California's Attorney General. Standing up for all Californians and fighting injustices as the People's Attorney. Official Bluesky account.
AMPTsuper @amptsuper.bsky.social Amplify the good stuff. Bring attention to topics in danger of falling off the radar. Focus on legit news in need of amplification. Remember: Carl Bernstein says, "Truth is not neutral." Christiane Amanpour, says be "truthful, not neutral."
Christophe Kopp @chkopp.bsky.social French, ex GP and medical editor. Daily roundup of information about Ukraine and Russia based mostly on Ukrainian, Baltic, Nordic, Eastern European, Balkans open sources.
#StandWithUkraine
Drew Scanlon @drewscanlon.bsky.social Producer. Co-host, Shift+F1. Formerly: Digital Eclipse, Cloth Map, Giant Bomb.
https://drewscanlon.com
Lev Parikian @levparikian.bsky.social Words, birds, music. Usual nonsense. South London. linktr.ee/levparikian
Maux Faux @traconelvis.bsky.social When I told you to Takeoff- You thanked me.
Retired ATController Former pilot & business owner.
PNW via Chicagoland via the Deep South. INTJ
Conversant in Aviation Astronomy Astrophysics Music
and Dogs
Sometimes underway on the Salish Sea.
Смерть фашистів
Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social Freelance journalist. Formerly: EIC at Jezebel, columnist at The Cut and GQ, HuffPost politics reporter. Brooklyn via South Louisiana. I write a newsletter called Nightcap: https://www.laura-bassett.com
storygrrl @storygrrl.bsky.social UC Berkeley, The Fletcher School of Law and Diplomacy, Investment Banker, VC, writer, dog lover.
Lake Michigan! Live! @lake-michigan.live cooler by the lake 🕶️🏖️
Current* view of a webcam located around Lake Michigan, every 30 minutes
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@the.mazz.zone
Paul Eric @pauleric70.bsky.social Left leaning woke bloke 🌈 / love Astronomy 💫/ History 🗿/ Nature 🌏 / Animals 🦍 /
True Democracy by the people for the people 🗽
Climate change is real and deadly ☠️
Detest far right fascism in ANY form
No DM ask for $$ / crypto 🚫 / dating🚫
Oh, behave! @rotortorture.bsky.social For the times we are in, this app is missing a 🖕🏽button. 🇳🇴 🇺🇦
Jamie Schler @lifesafeast.bsky.social Writer immersed in French culinary history. Cookbook author. Hotel owner. Jam maker. Américaine spécialiste de l’histoire culinaire française. Also Contrarian News food. #endALS
https://jamieschler.substack.com
Mollie Katzen @molliekatzen.bsky.social 
The Borowitz Report @borowitzreport.bsky.social Home of Truth
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Ann Telnaes @anntelnaes.bsky.social Pulitzer prize winning Editorial Cartoonist
Open Windows at http://anntelnaes.substack.com
Archived work at http://anntelnaes.com
Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth.bsky.social Financial Advisor • CNBC Advisor Council • Father Figure • Internet Creature • Money Together Out Now!
http://www.domoneytogether.com
CavalierPace @cr4shalan.bsky.social What turns my head: Lego, graphic arts, cycling, airline history, LGBTQ. Big fan of zoos and aquariums. Some sci-fi likes: V, BSG, Who, John Varley books. Formerly crashalan on Twitter.
Simeon Schmauß @stim3on.bsky.social dabbling with photogrammetry, astrophotography, GIS and more...
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ash @ashhull.bsky.social Sad clown with a caffeine buzz. Stuff.. bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaalyyxhyda6q
ᑕᕼᑌᑎK @chunklz.bsky.social side-hustle animator for:
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&
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol Life is weird - let’s laugh at it before it eats us. Not waving but drowning.
Lizzlepants 🐒 @lizzlepants.bsky.social resident pantologist
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Kai Ryssdal @kairyssdal.bsky.social Dad, husband. IPAs. Soccer referee, trail runner, mountain biker. Veteran.
Rusty @rusty-baxter.bsky.social 81 yo retired teacher. Ham radio operator. Computer tech. Poetry, history, music, photography. Atheist, liberal, straight, widowed, living alone, neither a veteran nor a draft dodger. Remembers when America was great, and we ain’t headed back there.
Pandy Fackler @thatbrenna.bsky.social Eatin' cotton candy from the garbage can
Ink & Ancestry Blog: https://inkancestry.blogspot.com/?m=1
My Nonsense (best of): https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qgj3iluiqavfhdzzsks5rujj/feed/aaajy66ez4kvy
Tits McDick @titsmcdick.bsky.social only the slightest whiff of mental illness. she/her 🏳️🌈
Josh Mankiewicz @joshmankiewicz.bsky.social These hips don’t lie
snargleplax @snargleplax.bsky.social Autist. Hilarious wordnik. Minimalist software engineer. jan pi toki pona.
Here for jokes, not gender; they/them is fine.
Riffing is life. Incessant bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hg44mp5v7ovswnkpl3kfcggf/feed/aaabcgn65ghak
Mack Butterfield @mack2114.bsky.social Retired, liberal, married, atheist. Living blue in deep red Arkansas. Hobbies include golf, camping, travel, grandkids, and fantasy football. My DM’s turned off.
Leaders rarely show up announced. They often rise up when you least expect them to.
Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov Fighting every day to deliver a city that working New Yorkers can actually afford. Mayor of New York City.
Charlie Foxtrot 🌐 @streetscene.bsky.social Corporate Security Chief. Former Psychologist and US Army Criminal Investigation Division. Combat Veteran. US/Australian citizen currently residing in Ireland.
Frances Meh @francesmeh.reviews minding my own goddamned business
📍Toronto he/him
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7 Random Bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/francesmeh.reviews/feed/aaambmia65yde
avi: patty duke in valley of the dolls
House Judiciary Dems @democrats-judiciary.house.gov Proudly working to protect and defend the safety, privacy, consumer rights, civil rights and civil liberties of all Americans. Ranking Member Jamie Raskin ⚖
Donkey Hotay 💩 @donkee.bsky.social I’m an ass
reefer badness:
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reefer goodness:
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com Antifascist middle-aged mall goth, making the most of her plantwitch era. Book rep: Stacia Decker at DCL; film rep: Tara Timinsky, Grandview LA. Contact - Cherie.priest@gmail.com
juniper fiona apple rust: monthlong migraine edition @juniperriver.bsky.social Cat and fiber arts enthusiast. Semiferal hypermobile autistic.
She/her.
🕯️ ice must be destroyed 🕯️
Jon Ossoff @ossoff.bsky.social Dad, husband, U.S. Senator from Georgia.
Pam Williams @pamkeenwilliams.bsky.social Bird/wildlife Photography.
Eq. Olympus OM-1 with MZ 150-600mm,
LR for post processing.
Location: FL Panhandle, Okaloosa Co.
Tony @tiletony.bsky.social 
DreaReneeKnits @dreareneeknits.bsky.social I write knitting patterns! I love to make yarn, sew clothes and cook.
www.DreaReneeKnits.com
Steven Beschloss @stevenbeschloss.bsky.social Writer, journalist, filmmaker, professor. Pro-democracy advocate: Not capitulating. Author of Lee Harvey Oswald book, The Gunman & His Mother. Writing/publishing America, America on politics and society: America.substack.com
Brett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org Professional labor photographer. Unions for all. Birds. Whales. Cats. Hydration. Maybe a dash of democratic socialism. Not necessarily in that order. Too much optimism for the current moment.
Cute content skeeted often, not with the news cycle
cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social The Ringleader
big famous microblogger
pet account reactionary
flamboyant wrecker
goddess of uselessness
antisocial influencer
[she/her] Texan in MA. Adonis' mom
daily bunnies 🐇✨ @dailybunnies.bsky.social your daily dose of bunnies ⸜(｡˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝♡
we have elizabeth at home @spindlypete.bsky.social she/her. sorry about my face, an animal licked it
honored east portlander, oregon treasure quest ranger, OSU extension service master food preserver and master composter, mother of multiples, peasant
USDA zone 8b/9a
Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social music ∙ geekery ∙ media and comms ∙ more random musings than you can handle ∙ DC vibe checks & street photography ∙ somehow has a PhD ∙ opinions all mine ∙ once called "the bus passenger" by People Magazine
Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social detroit native. deputy editor at huffpost. WABJ president. check out my free newsletter! --> https://www.whatimreading.net/
@Spacecoastpix-Jetdriver @dstamos-jetdriver.bsky.social We all live in a Capital I, in the middle of the desert, in the center of the sky.
Spacer, Jet Pilot, Diver, Explorer, Photographer. US Veteran/Anti trumpist
@westvillagecrank.bsky.social @westvillagecrank.bsky.social I know things. And sometimes, I'm amusing.
David Rothkopf @djrothkopf.bsky.social Husband of C, Dad of J & L, CEO/Editor-The DSR Network, Host-Deep State Radio, Siliconsciousness, other pods, Columnist-The Daily Beast, author of many books, also see my "Need to Know" Substack (djrothkopf.substack.com)
The Princess Bride (1987) @princessbride1987.bsky.social Posts a line from The Princess Bride every 30 mins
made by @cheersderek.com more film script bots at https://bsky.app/profile/cheersderek.com/lists/3lalsqpl2h32q
✧𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social ✨give em the ole razzle dazzle✨
currently 30/immortal
satan’s niece
mdni/21+
she/her
SIDE BANGS @sidebangsmusic.com delightful entertainment
& rock music
🎶: https://bio.site/sidebangs
🎸: https://youtube.com/@sidebangs
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Nick Anderson - political cartoonist @andertoon.bsky.social Editorial Cartoonist. Pulitzer Prize - 2005
NickAnderson.substack.com
Editor of @counterpointtoons.bsky.social
Please tag me when you use my work.
Sarah O @erniebufflo.bsky.social she/her. Sous chef and professional 🦪 shucker in a James Beard Foundation Best New Bar Semi-Finalist. twin mom. ER doc's spouse. Arkansan in Denver. Presbyterian. obsessed w my dogs Pablo & PepperAnne 🩷💜💙
Mike Henry @onlyveesaz.bsky.social Columnist for Birding magazine & award winning bird photog. SE Arizona
https://mikehenry-photography.smugmug.com/
Michael J. Golub @michaeljgolub.bsky.social #WOKEAF #Resistance #AbolishElectoralCollege #BLM #SocialJustice #AbolishCitizensUnited #UniversalHealthCare #IncomeEquality #MeToo 🏳️🌈🚫🚫🚫$DMs! Twitter & Threads refugee. Fuck #Felon47 & #TodaysGOP No DM w/o asking first! Don't follow w/o posts or bio!
Vjaybombs @vjaybomb.bsky.social Your daily source of projection bombs 💣❤️
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Tom Haynes @tomhaynes1.bsky.social Author, Retired J.D., M.S., B.A., A.A. Doing my best to save democracy. Link to my book: "Demons of the Past", http://bit.ly/4jyBC5P Given the option to finish the book or commit suicide, you'll probably finish it. DM=block.
Gil Durán @gilduran.com California writer. Ida Tarbell stan.
Author: NYT Bestselling “The Nerd Reich: Silicon Valley Fascism and the War on Democracy.” https://www.simonandschuster.com/books/The-Nerd-Reich/Gil-Duran/9781668221402
Newsletter: http://www.thenerdreich.com
DevinCow @devincow.bsky.social 
Brian Finucane @bcfinucane.bsky.social Senior Adviser, US Program, International Crisis Group. Editor at Just Security. Non-Resident Senior Fellow at Reiss Center on Law and Security at NYU Law. Ex State Dept Lawyer. War Powers| Use of Force| Counterterrorism| Law of War| War Crimes| Arms Sales
Swiss International Air Lines @flyswiss.bsky.social Official Bluesky account of the Airline of Switzerland. #flyswiss
Brian 🌈🦄🏴📸 @brianmartinphoto.bsky.social Living in Fife, Scotland focused on people photography. I made all of the photos I post. Politically strong left, philosophically stoic and religiously atheist.
Dog dad of @boglecorgi.bsky.social
www.martinphoto.co.uk
#photographer #nsfw #fineartnude
Tyro, ft Ricky @tyrowo.com Cat poster. Self-taught professional software developer, exF2P MTG Arena Challenger, ex wr holder speedrunning HotD2_100%, ex streamer, ex melee player.
Grilling, coding, gaming, magic: the gathering, other tcgs, and my kitty, Ricky 😻
30, he/him
Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social MA LING, MS SLP, mad scientist. A couple mid CES awards in a storage unit. Clinical director for the first FDA approved BCI, where’s my money Elon
Politics, data art, mental health, accessibility, bad jokes
datapoems.io • lukesteuber.com • bipolarsky
Jaws (1975) @jaws-1975.bsky.social Posts a line from Jaws every 30 mins
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social six feet of radioactive decay and candy
bsky’s mom
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Just Call Me Amanda🐈⬛🐈⬛ @amandabf.bsky.social Just trying to get through each day without calling someone a motherfucker. Still a wrestling fan, still a loud music fan, still a hater of dumbassery. Don't come at me with your nonsense. I don't have that kind of time. #AEW
Mark Copelovitch @mcopelov.bsky.social Professor of Political Science & Public Affairs & Director of European Studies, University of Wisconsin - Madison. International political economy, international relations, & international finance. 🇺🇸 & 🇪🇺 politics & economic policy. Tradeoffs in everything.
𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚗𝚎𝚝 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚐 𓆏𓋼𖤣𖥧𓋼𓍊 @pogue.omg.lol just a sad little frog trying to make you smile
DMs always open
He/him/frog
My skeets:
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Photography by Douglas 🍁 @darkwaterphotos.bsky.social Chasing light, feathers, and fur in the city.
Deaf • AuDHD • Freelance Photographer
🍃 Urban Wildlife & the Natural World.
📍 Toronto / Mississauga, Ontario
📷 DarkWaterPhotoMedia
📌 Copyright ©2026
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Claas Gefroi @claasgefroi.bsky.social Redakteur, Journalist, Buchautor. Schreibt hier über Politik, Gesellschaft, Kultur.
darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social not the darth u are looking for
Point Defiance Zoo & Aquarium @ptdefiancezoo.bsky.social The only combined zoo and aquarium in the Pacific Northwest.
Seamus Blackley @seamus.bsky.social Them: You're the father of the xbox!
Me: If it moves back in, it’s paying rent.
theoretical physics | CEO | gastroegyptology | cacao | CHM trustee
Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social Does this look infected?
Just My Nonsense:
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My Least Worst:
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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social Wannabe comedian, Disabled Veteran, Boricua, Bills Mafia, Mental Health 🇺🇲🇵🇷
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaap7iaf2hjbm
Enola Emanon @enolaemanon.bsky.social I'm a 59-year-old divorced dad of two adult kids.
I used to be a lot cooler.
nakedlaughing @nakedlaughing.bsky.social I slit my wrists and created the universe ✨️
Mark Doyle @markdoyle.bsky.social Historian & writer. Britain, Ireland, empire, music. Latest book is on John Cale's Paris 1919 for 33 1/3. Next: histories of African people/music in Ireland. “Pipe-sucking radical” --Mail on Sunday. Views here are my own: my employer has no views.
Martha Acuna @marthaacuna.bsky.social 🎬 Actress 🏦 Real Estate Agent
🔗YouTube https://youtube.com/@marthaacunaofficial?si=Lo1IZ3GLKTMyv00a ♥️IG @marthaacunaofficial https://instagram.com/marthaacuna_official
🔗 Amor y Sábanas Podcast https://youtube.com/@amorysabanaspodcast?si=2NeVJNJAVYEVMRE_
Rick Thoman @alaskawx.bsky.social Climate specialist with ACCAP/IARC at UAF, highlighting Alaska and Arctic climate, environment & Indigenous cultures. Opinions are my own.
Alaska and Arctic Climate Newsletter: https://alaska-arctic-climate.beehiiv.com
New England Storm Center @nestormcenter.bsky.social Complete New England Storm and weather coverage. Owner of newenglandstormcenter.substack.com/
Scott Cunningham @scottbath.bsky.social My photography journey, searching for beauty in the everyday.
MachinePix @machinepix.bsky.social Amazing feats of engineering. Posted by https://root.vc
Vote The Assholes Out @joshuatreeclimbing.bsky.social Retired electronics technician.
Former rock climber.
Guitar player.
Progressive voter.
California native.
Occasional cheeky bastard.
Jordan @jordancassidy03.bsky.social 31 | UNLV Alum | Vegas native | I keep up with true crime/anything related to the law, the NBA, politics, and Big Brother.
Nate's Myth @natesmith.dev sweng, real far left. opens jars, bakes bread for @asclepiasrosa.bsky.social
posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ymhwlftqc2ialnv34cqw3ikl/feed/aaabsjo37p7sk
posts++: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ymhwlftqc2ialnv34cqw3ikl/feed/aaacfr2rpc6bg
One Dog’s Opinion 🐾 @onedogsopinion.bsky.social i’m the dog you met at that party
a shotgun shack 🗽—>⚜️
she/her
my nonsense: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4dso2fo6cfpgnl2arhhmfnov/feed/aaalzareso5xm
the lost and found: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4dso2fo6cfpgnl2arhhmfnov/feed/aaal2fvspxvoy
Danny @mardigroan.bsky.social My writing's been found on food shopping lists & mini golf scores
My Bluesky tweets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:aiszm5s7rajxmnj5t35tm4qh/feed/aaadebecxn2si
Mark Thompson @sonofathomp.bsky.social A Cartoonerer. The New Yorker..er. My posts are unreliably narrated. Native Upper Midwesterner now in Colorado.
https://condenaststore.com/collections/new+yorker+cartoons/mark+thompson