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Look down the political game tree. What's at the end of all those off-equilibrium paths?
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he/him
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🦢=🦖 She/her
Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social 1x winner of the "oh i'm pretty sure that's just jerry spreading misinformation" award 🥇🏆
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Bryan Toporek @btoporek.bsky.social Senior multiplatform editor at Bleacher Report, contributor at Liberty Ballers, Forbes Sports, FanSided and Silver Screen & Roll, and a Process truster until the bitter end.
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Miss Gender @girldrawsghosts.bsky.social Artist and movie nerd. Midwest ex-pat. I draw cool stuff at https://www.patreon.com/GirlDrawsGhosts
Toad @chrypnotoad.com 
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DON'T ASK US ABOUT:
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troll's with sticks
Mrs. Cake
rains of spaniel's.
chili.
fog.
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actor who writes & podcasts
roll tide
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dan @danabra.mov no, this is how it works
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trashley @sphery.bsky.social i just quote my buds
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Yale Poli Sci, advanced cynicism.
☄️
🌎<shrug
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paulftompkins.com/live
Jo @whatsjo.bsky.social I came here to do two things: pray and quote Natalie Imbruglia, and I’m all out of faith.
ATL• she/her • 🤖💙 • I eat popsicles for breakfast • 🇵🇸
@tayku.bsky.social @tayku.bsky.social Making the world a burger place
Joshua J. Friedman @joshuajfriedman.com Welcoming media and government (and everyone else!) to Bluesky.
Formerly of The Atlantic, Boston Review.
mizer @mizer.bsky.social normal
William Gibson @greatdismal.bsky.social Author of Neuromancer and, most recently, Agency (still above from “Kill Switch”, The X-Files, Season 5, Episode 11, co-written with Tom Maddox)
Avery Edison @averyedison.com elegantly withstanding the vast brunt of it
𝓐𝓾𝓫𝓻𝓮𝔂 @aub.bsky.social ☧ / tech perspectivist / professional strangler / friend maker / infovore / xenophile
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com 
little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social In 1977 a heavenly being spoke to me about a head injury that I sustained in 1968
amelia "rem" jane @handle.invalid "an absolute sweetheart"
she/her
👩💻 @skeetstats.xyz
👾 ameliamnesia
help me exist in florida: linktr.ee/ameliamnesia
$emmatapes
Graysky ☁️ @graysky.app An open-source Bluesky client by @mozzius.dev
Featured in TechCrunch!
Available for iOS and Android!
-> graysky.app
Samuel @samuel.fm claudethropologist @ bluesky
📍 the posting mines
cluesan al-gaib @clueless.bsky.social 
nobody™️ @granddad.bsky.social #abgpbg Always Be Giving People Baked Goods | retired horny police detective | garbage Twitter emeritus | bluesky celeb | forever depressed | Down with OPP (Other People's Pets) | I probably saw your pet on a feed and reposted. I just want people to smile🙂
Q. Anthony Ali @nobleqali.bsky.social I know a few things about a few things.
YYZ to PEK
https://read.thefullcontext.org
Emma Baccellieri @emmabaccellieri.bsky.social Writing about sports @washingtonsun.bsky.social // Previously: Sports Illustrated // emmabaccellieri@washsun.com
🔺 @cursedsynth.bsky.social great to be here
https://posting.cool/
Asher Langton @asherlangton.bsky.social Malicious software researcher. Technical debt collector. Aspiring woodturner. Former bus driver. He/him. Durham, NH.
ponder @ponder.ooo
director of research @ponder.technology
gita “the formalist” jackson @xoxogossipgita.bsky.social im gita
they/them
cofounder of aftermath.site
Level Up For Romance! coming in 2027
gita@aftermath.site
Best of Dying Twitter @bestofdyingtwit.bsky.social Looking into it. Chief Looker: @jenn.bsky.social
Al Yankovic @alyankovic.bsky.social You know... the weird one.
Bluesky Elders @blueskyelders.bsky.social Protectors of the (Bluesky) Forest- H @handle.invalid @handle.invalid
S N O R E T W E N N Y @handle.invalid i’m not smart, i’m on blue sky
My Bits Are My Own
she/they
dissected @trepanation.bsky.social getting hosed down in a mcdonald’s parking lot
maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social former poster
Report Card @demonkitty10.bsky.social Too scary for most children, too Garfield for most adults. 37. She/her
Holden Disperra, #1 Ally of the LGBTQ community @punishedholden.bsky.social The best poster in the entire east-central and northeastern parts of Iowa
If you hear me honkin, that such a silly goose
Formerly MLRDMAN22 on America Online
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continuous discoverer and deliverer
some rights reserved- H @handle.invalid @handle.invalid
Satan @thedevil.bsky.social It's really cute that you're gonna "defeat me with the power of friendship and all," but again, I am the devil from the Bible
fascists not welcome
Better than the one on twitter.
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📍Seattle
💕She/Her
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cash.app/$kimberlyhi
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Jill Twiss @jilltwiss.bsky.social Comedy writer. "Have I Got News For You", "Last Week Tonight", "The Amber Ruffin Show." Author of "A Day in the Life of Marlon Bundo" and "The Someone New." Friend to several penguins.
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adult human female 🏳️⚧️
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social Defunct account of Ken White, criminal defense attorney and First Amendment litigator. Co-host of Serious Trouble podcast and writer at The Popehat Report. Opinions here are my own. Decent people fight evil.
Signal: KenWhite.1969
Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social Born Samuel Langhorne Clemens in rural Missouri. Adopted the pen name "Sridhar Ramesh" from riverboat slang.
Jaya Rajamani @jayarajamani.bsky.social formerly a journalist, now just a person. she/her. 
Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social 
merritt @merrittk.com Writer/comedian. Madness archaeology @1900hotdog.bsky.social, story-based games at @insecretplaces.com, podcasting @ifyouredriving.bsky.social, merritt+ patreon.com/merrittk
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wint @dril.bsky.social Never Bullshit
I challenge any and every one who wants to kick my ass to a debate .
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https://www.instagram.com/dril
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amyash.me
Lauren Thoman @laurenthomanwrites.com Nashville-based Chinese-American author of speculative fiction for teens and adults.
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social ugh, who invited this guy