Andrew Longhofer @andrewlonghofer.bsky.social I read things. I write things. I repeat things. 🏳️🌈
(PDX)
Pensive Crone @thepensivecrone.bsky.social
A Nana
Old Flower Child
Scientist turned Storyteller
Avid reader
Raise chickens
Animal Totem: Rooster
Over and done with sight walking, mundane talking, colorless dreams, judgmentalism, bigotry, hypocrisy, perfectionism and all things MAGA.
nora "the tea kobold" rude (they/them ze/hir) @nora.zone botmaker, jeweler, queer, kobold, glass wizard, husband haver, capitalism hater. they/them ze/hir https://nora.jewelry/ https://nora.zone/ @nora@blob.love on fedi. see @infinitescream.bsky.social if you want to see my posts (rude). shop is closed
Beanman @beanmanegan.bsky.social Finally starting to get the hang of this life thing.
tara @weedlejuice.bsky.social Circling a drain
DEI Cat on a Leash 🏳️🌈 @cat-on-a-leash.bsky.social REMOVE TRUMP & stop MAGA.
🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🩷❤️🧡💛💚🩵💙 to LGBTQIA2S+ 🇺🇸
FREE PALESTINE, Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦 and FIGHT BACK AGAINST ICE.
MEDICARE FOR ALL, END private health insurance. SLASH greenhouse gases. REPATRIATE Native American lands & artifacts.
he/him
derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social Menswear writer. Editor at Put This On. Words at The New York Times, The Washington Post, The Financial Times, Esquire, and Mr. Porter.
If you have a style question, search:
https://dieworkwear.com/ | https://putthison.com/start-here/
Johnny Yuma @johnnyuma.bsky.social "I won't be wronged. I won't be insulted. I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to other people, & I require the same from them."
Ms.Grieves @caitbang.bsky.social Vintage, tattoos, feminism, dogs, cats, birds, art, poetry, music
BlobStar @blobstar.bsky.social Blob blobbily blobbing through this space, around infinity, and beyond 🟣💫
Blobulous Blips:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vtkhd4525qfjbilvr5weqowq/feed/aaalpayiqyx4i
Gary, Our Duty Is To Resist @docpsych.bsky.social It is a great life if you don’t weaken. Psychologist, lib, Glory to Ukraine, Supporting Georgia in resisting Putin, mt. biker, hiker, cancer survivor, NAFO, blue New Mexico says No Kings.
Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social Mayor of New York City
strange ranger @lithiumsucks.bsky.social Co-slave with @skeptyk.bsky.social of two cats.
Blah, blah, blah:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vpmsy4e75xl5iglu6677semw/feed/aaajlp7k4443m
Cream of the crap (my top skeets):
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vpmsy4e75xl5iglu6677semw/feed/top-skeets
✧𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social ✨give em the ole razzle dazzle✨
currently 30/immortal
satan’s niece
mdni/21+
she/her
Holly R. Valakresch @hollyvalakresch.bsky.social Author & Screenwriter | I 🩶 Arts & Sciences, Sculpting, Cartography, Cooking, Baking, Fashion, Fitness, Fairytales, & Historical Things.
https://linktr.ee/hollyvalakresch
WildGorillaMan @wildgorillaman.bsky.social Pataphysician
Patamodernist
Actual talking gorilla
cover photo ALT: Market shelves bursting with yellow bananas
𝚍𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚢 ♡ @dandyyylion.bsky.social •gay nerd •
https://linktr.ee/dandyyylion
Probably not a robot @relative-void.bsky.social Lee, he/they, @brainfulloffog on the other site
The Whimsical Muse @whimsicalmuse.bsky.social Theatre actor, bookstore connoisseur, autumn enthusiast, cat rescuer, educator, explorer of cobblestone streets, and defender of the Oxford comma.
Jen the Feisty Librarian @feistywaters.com Oatmeal socialist, pocketed dress enthusiast, chaos goblin, food stylist, insufferable dog mom, spoonie tattooed librarian. She/Her
https://www.feistywaters.com/
Skeptic Tank @skeptictank.bsky.social UFOs, sci-fi, modular synths, Zelda, weed, coffee. California-sober, Chicago-based, librarian, husband, dad. Whistleblower enjoyer. #woocrew
cru jonze @carnitas.bsky.social Chaotic Sleepy
America’s Weird Neighbor
📍a bog perhaps
Kat @ollkorrect0.bsky.social awkward human
Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social Writer/Actor/Healthcare worker | Fought the void but the void won🌀| He/they | https://boxd.it/1oJd
•pisscauldron• @pisscauldron.bsky.social
ha ha awhoops
nonbinary transsexual woman
iris
M. R. Kessell @mrkessell.bsky.social Weird Artist. Writer and Illustrator of Comics. Thinks he’s funny.
https://mrkessell.com
Fun @funkelly.bsky.social All Netflix, No Chill | Genderless | Ex-Fall Risk Covid Informed | Golden Knights 🏒
Ghostbusters ATC | They/Them | 🐣| ♿️ | 🏳️⚧️
pfp alt text: selfie of a white person with short, brown hair and a fancy mustache
header alt text: Ghostbuster ecto 1
sasha: mischief and monsters edition @trashphalt.beauty polyodious lesbian from the filthy midatlantic.
an aspiring virago with a goddamn heart of gold.
in my forties // not your shorty
sworn to @nighttimetea.bsky.social <3
cops, swerfs, terfs, and men (derogatory):
no thank you ☠️
James Blunt™️ @aggrocrag.bsky.social My best song "You're Beautiful" streaming on all platforms
// he him 35 ♎ ⚤ spoken for girl dad // 🇵🇸 🇵🇷 acab // Class 6 forklift and telehandler certified, juggling parenting & witty takes on life also nsfw
☀️ Starshine @starshine.bsky.social Socialist::Tolkien::Expanse::History
Movies::Art::Plants::Games
Ian Hackingpilled
queer eepy lil guy🚰🏳️⚧️↙️↙️↙️
discord:queer_starshine
She/they
New tolkien quote of the day everyday five(ish) days of the week
i RS a lot of mutual aid posts some nsfw🔞
Rick Havoc @rickhavoc.bsky.social Total mid.
alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social i'll take your money, but i'm not gonna plow your driveway
SAG-AFTRA ✊ she/her sobriety date 5/8/2006
if u make a link to your own posts in bio, does it get clicked on? https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:opytet572euebuzzufm4inyf/feed/aaafh4abgv5o4
Deanna Jacques @gadflai.substack.com Cyberneticist
I know, I know...
But the shoe fits, so I may as well wear it.
🇨🇦🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
Square Enix @square-enix-games.com The Official Square Enix Bluesky page. Get the latest updates https://www.square-enix-games.com/
Delivering Unforgettable Experiences
Octopath Traveler 0 out now! | FFVII Remake Intergrade Jan 22 | DQVII Reimagined Feb 5
FINAL FANTASY XIV @en.finalfantasyxiv.com The official English FFXIV Bluesky account.
The critically acclaimed MMORPG with a Free Trial up to level 80! ✨ freetrial.finalfantasyxiv.com
Aunt Jen M(s) 🏵️🎉 @jenetmms.bsky.social don't follow me, I run into walls
no one is free until we all are
she/her/HBIC
Zeroisanumber @zeroisanumber.bsky.social Way older than 18
He/Him
White
Communist
2026 Nobel Peace Prize Nominee
Would probably fight to the death for you without liking you very much.
Local Food Shelf Amazon Wish List: https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/33006IR7PKHGZ
Big Iron @big-iron.bsky.social Brian. Bluesky's token straight guy.
Low IQ, savage genetics, Cleveland defender
mr. cannoli @boner.ink eyy woah pal, im postin’ ovah here
support: https://ko-fi.com/mrcannoli
cashapp: $mrcannoli
Robert Hill @vonotar.bsky.social Navy & Army Veteran. Elsecaller. Tolerated by cats. Humanist. Please support mental health. Would rather be in Ankh-Morpork.
Pro democracy, Pro NATO, anti Trump/Musk/Putin. Zero tolerance for MAGA.
Veteran Against Trump
Drank Potato
Alan Dreams of Deep Quiet Snows @alans9.bsky.social Immunologist/professor interested in viral and mycobacterial lung infectious diseases. Late night Bsky curator. Cookie Ninja. Loves long bicycle rides, storms, rocks, trains, and my kids. My opinions are Mine.
Sleek 🌻 @sleek.bsky.social Come in with the milk
blayne the hag @ewhag.com genderqueer halloween trash • indie poet • they/she/any
• creator: EW, HAG
• eic: @salonsinister.com
• bite back: poems
ewhag.com/links
Matt Wolfbridge (read Typebar Magazine) @wolfbridge.bsky.social Founder & Editor of @typebarmagazine.bsky.social
the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social here we are, caught up in this big rhythm
kat skellington 💀🎃 @thekorcariwilds.bsky.social 30↑ 。Georgia 。she/her
Your friendly neighborhood raccoon that hoards books instead of shiny things
(Actually that’s a lie: I love shiny things too)
Steam: jeanxgrey (246473449)
Bookstagram: https://www.instagram.com/porcelainbookwitch
Lord Juiblex @lordjuiblex.bsky.social I mail art to people if they ask me nicely. Bonus if they mail me back or give money to Help Bolivia. https://helpbolivia.org/
AbracaBraniel @scrawlivertate.bsky.social Romper Stomper from the land of OooOo
korpisworld @kwkorpi.bsky.social My world. My heartburn. My lanta.
AP Calculus at korpisworld.com
verbal arrays: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xb34vwyxrjhgm6sbdgn5d3qq/feed/aaahpen2tkbw4
banger arrays: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xb34vwyxrjhgm6sbdgn5d3qq/feed/aaalwwxbygwck
A Fiend Made Flesh 🖤 @cryptidcutie.bsky.social MDNI🔞
40 | she/it
stage actor turned erotic artist
Renaissance girlFiend hellbent on creating art & smut devoid of shame or judgement. Bound to ethical sexual authenticity, intentional inclusivity & visual aesthetics.
🔗 in pinned comments 🔗
AmiyaJLO @amiyajlo.bsky.social "Posts" are solely the reflection of the profile owner(i.e. ME) and not that of my related institutions/employer. Kindly DO NOT muddy the waters.
♀️🏳️🌈• Multilingual Hyperpolyglot • 🖱️Amateur Gamer ⌨ • Emergency Services Volunteer •
cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social The Ringleader
big famous microblogger
pet account reactionary
flamboyant wrecker
goddess of uselessness
antisocial influencer
[she/her] Texan in MA. Adonis' mom
Lil Miss Sinister Fairy Godbitch of the Burrow Mump 🧚♂️😈🌾 @fairygodmegan.bsky.social •Fairy Bitch
•SHITPOSTER
•Technically, Megan
•Incredibly Stressful
•Clout Goblin Princess
•Equally known and unknowable
•LCSW
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:mpp2jwmxxt5qi5ziotwa2yjh/feed/top-skeets-replies
Jenny Doesn’t Know @jennydoesntknow.bsky.social I’m a bookworm, love horror movies, & cheese. Lots of it.
Beware my dark humor & insanity covered cat fur. She/her.
Fuck MAGA.
Twitter: HighlyIngenious
rue @deathcarpets.enterdeepfo.rest ruiner aka lilith kills u. 35. murderer/podcaster/wr*ter
my writing, http://enterdeepfo.rest
host of House of Snax, http://analbuttsex.com
producer of Bimbo Mentality @bimbomentality.bsky.social
no minors.
✨Starry⭐️Darling✨ @darlingstarling.bsky.social Working on it. She/her.
lia @bejeweledbaddie.bsky.social swiftie since 2014, 🏳️🌈, 20, writer, lover of snoopy, books, olivia rodrigo, ella bright (fan page, not impersonating)
credit to alef vernon for my pfp
Safe space for everyone
Dms always open
Backup: @liasbackup.bsky.social
41/35 📚
Dude @impenetrable.bsky.social Meh
Lizzlepants 🐒 @lizzlepants.bsky.social resident pantologist
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3dg5zlv5v6tbzizwatnunvwu/feed/aaabx33niyxtm
Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social I was told I should have a bio so here it is
she/her
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:yvgrupeggsszs4auflnr6oa7/feed/aaaegzs6g746c
🏴☠️ Jollyrobber 🏴☠️ @jollyrobber.bsky.social Thoughts from the dark side of a married man. It is what it is and I ain't shit. (Not) New & (Certainly Not) Improved
bsky.app/profile/jollyrobber.bsky.social/search
My Musings
https://tinyurl.com/2p9ruj7u
Best? Of
https://tinyurl.com/mry4284p
Ciggy Pop @ciggypop.bsky.social
Haloed & Hale
Branded catty by the crown (She's All Legs) @tess.bzky.team The Dear Hunter fan account
Bluesky's incorrigible teenage son in her 20s-30s
Pfp alt: a someone sitting on the ground, holding a bass and stepping on a broken record
Banner photo by @zachpotter.com
V/ca: tessiibil
⚔️🎀 𝔉𝔦𝔞𝔡𝔥 🎀⚔️ @fiadh.bsky.social promoting all that is wild, dark & enchanting 🌲 supporting animal rescue, rights & welfare 🐾 antifascist ⚔️, vegan Ⓥ, female-run ✨ http://fiadh.bandcamp.com
http://instagram.com/fiadhproductions
Jesus and Butthead @jesus-and-butthead.bsky.social I work at a record store, I'm a former member of Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Rogers, and now I like to stay home and write. Formerly known as DJ Fart Ghost.
Just my brain garbage https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:icwmuvffuts3iaugroxwqjl7/feed/aaajnaptz5uk2
Wristy @wristroom.bsky.social He/him. Probably autistic.
check out my skeets below
Random: https://tinyurl.com/ycxabsnk
Best: https://tinyurl.com/ys6vscup
recent: https://tinyurl.com/yc32n87e
Reverie @augustreverie.bsky.social Just a right flippin’ goof
My love: @gimmethekspecial.bsky.social 💟
Recents: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:idyrpnqskmnqxe4kpm3lzvgj/feed/aaanqglecdcvo
Older: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:idyrpnqskmnqxe4kpm3lzvgj/feed/top-skeets
Michael sisto @sistosterone.bsky.social Weird Comedy person 👨🏻🦱
If anything here offends you blame your parents for raising such a dooshnozzle. Tell your friends
Malibu, Ca / Guantánamo Bay, Cuba
👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇
https://www.instagram.com/sistosterone/
Blue Fairylicious Girl🧚 @bluesnowflake.bsky.social Save Democracy eat a TACO 🌊 2547🌊
#NotMyPresident
Non-Practicing American
“I’m just a silly girl”.
Laughing instead of crying 🧚♀️ ShitPosting is my love language; Love sugar & weed. I am always joking on here so lighten up.
💙🌈🟧🍺🍕🌮🍩📚🏃♀️k
Kristen Wixx @kristenwixx.bsky.social Liberal Gen Xer ✦ Legendary Meme Bandit ✦ Lifelong Insomniac
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away and have their shoes.
Hashtag Games Calendar: Bit.ly/HashtagGames
trickykat @trickykat.bsky.social
**real life is my alt, baby**
she/her
mastodon: @trickykat@beige.party
Latest: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ljb5o7ltqkol72dxn33dlvrj/feed/aaakcudl57cto
Trickshots: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ljb5o7ltqkol72dxn33dlvrj/feed/aaaeggv4dcza6
Veruca's Alt @verucas-alt.bsky.social New chocolate factory, same bad egg
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaap7kvnjfjge
Bigthinkingcap @bigthinkingcap.bsky.social Laugh because we must survive
2012 Twinkie disappearance Survivor
AuDHD
Scar wearer
Widow. My name is Elle
Avi me blue hippie Tee
Poetry #brokenpoet is copyrighted
My skeets👉 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:mwuc3n3ghz2fhetzkhiwswcm/feed/aaao3ktlhor3q
Wile E. Peyote @niceandinnocent.bsky.social old and slutty like your mom
Just in case:
@Niceandinnocent@jorts.horse
@peyoteafterdark.bsky.social
God Is A Tulpa @kristyclueless.bsky.social Witch. Cats and raccoons. Horror and punk rock. Taco Bell enthusiast. Never Republican. ACAB.
LOVE RACCOONS - HATE FASCISTS
$kristyclueless
yappy b. yapperson @milfordthomas.bsky.social poastin some regular stuff just like regular
Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social *Cosmo(Ew/Yuck): Bane of Therapists
*Content warning: If you're offended by anything, don't follow me.
*Federally funded certified schizophrenic.
*ADHD and persistent anxiety.
*EDS and lupus spoonie.
*Cat.
*Adults only.
*I am absolutely not responsible.
Jeanine 💙 @madammaleficent.bsky.social writer, crocheter, bringer of love & laughter, day dreamer, nerd, snarky, cat lover, folk lore & mythology loving, Marvel, Gen X, Oxford comma forever, wife, former maiden, mother, heading towards my crone age, witchy woman, 💙-your Bluesky Mom
🩷💛💙
Roxy @laboxalaroxa.bsky.social ❁ puffy soft stuff ❁
ignis et lapis
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:23g7nlkq7qbkzf5x6jbi2gn4/feed/aaalarbsuoje2
Tim 🇨🇦 @qwertying.bsky.social I like jokes.
♥️ My wife: @skedaddle74.bsky.social
🏆 Top Jokes: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zlxnj6iqvkdlmoj6npjt2l4o/feed/top-skeets
🎉 My bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zlxnj6iqvkdlmoj6npjt2l4o/feed/aaaemekfmmumo
🚫Crypto 🚫Onlyfan 🚫Porn
ObsidianShiv @obsidianshiv.bsky.social Safe place for everyone unless you're the wrong kind of idiot.
All up in @kaylaaaaaaaaaaaah.bsky.social's snizz
stuff I've said: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lbibgb3szjh4o2mqubjvnbs6/feed/aaab7yuy2hwj4
Seagull Gorgon @salfromcal.bsky.social meat computer.
GO, candy, speculation, lil jokey jokes, BMFS, MMFS (hahaha joke for one)
#199,923
Lil Crow @lilcrow12.bsky.social Just a silly girl looking for animals to love, books to read, & plants to grow. This is my stress free zone. Sorry, no politics or hate allowed. 🫶🏻
Elbows up 🇨🇦
🐦⬛🐰 🪴📚🍁
Started Aug 27/23
Waffle Coffee @wafflecoffee.bsky.social "annoying woke twat"
fresh shite:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ahmxpqmwql6cdadznduflgot/feed/aaad54gcxcjro
polished turds:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ahmxpqmwql6cdadznduflgot/feed/aaaciatrdxzmm
County Galway 🇮🇪
Rigby @siroswaldrigby.bsky.social Odds are high there’s a bird in my hair
Rigby’s Roost: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:i2jqmzoew23adqxtvqa2lj7w/feed/aaame3f6nss5k
Father Tim @timfather.bsky.social Head of (off-world) Shapes
Department for colouring in
Not a priest. And my name's not Tim
Puffins:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:35jhghs4olubzakttirev2vs/feed/aaaamlmjf63ri
🔞 He/Him, UK