☠️ Jolly Roger ☠️ @rvmuk.bsky.social Inane and sometimes foul-mouthed ramblings of a Northerner who's making it all up as he goes along.
Brit 🇬🇧
Total nerd 🖖
Devoted doggie dad 🐶
He / him ♂️
Massive gay 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
Katkin @katkin20.bsky.social Slowly collecting cats. I've been able to replicate David Bellamy's signature since 1981.
𝕥𝕙𝕖_𝕟𝕒𝕞𝕖_𝕔𝕒𝕟𝕟𝕠𝕥_𝕓𝕖_𝕓𝕝𝕒𝕟𝕜 @correct.technical.li ⓘ this user is questioning the fabric of reality. Three ferrets in a trench coat, writing shitposts. Berlin. A hoe (Head of Engineering) <insert social status labels>
fnord (paying to hide blue tick) @fnord2323.bsky.social Transcending history and the world, a tale of beer and football, eternally retold. Click "allow" if you are not a robot
zzɐʞ @kaszeta.bsky.social Engineer. Traveler. Photographer of bacon. Rescuer of dogs. And puncher of bears.
SminkyPinky ❄️ @sminkypinky.bsky.social I'm here for the pets. Show me your pets. Southend-on-Sea
Ben McKenna @benmckenna.bsky.social Digital information and infrastructure consultant. Southerner in the north, builds things both virtual and real, accidental gardener and 🏴🇮🇪🇪🇸 mongrel. North London is red, and so am I. ¡Venceremos!
Jess Lennox @jesslennox.bsky.social Socialist, modernist, rambler, occasional DJ. Likes policy, housing, arts, pop culture, cities, new wave, knitting, DIY, local govt #MDANT
Works in social housing in the North; independent Leeds City Councillor - own views
Paul Bateson @paulbateson.bsky.social Teacher, Lecturer, Writer, Dreamer.
MA (Education)
University of Huddersfield | Chol Theatre | Leeds Playhouse
Owl of Impiety @dunite.bsky.social Likes: science, rocks, mountains, history, geckos, dragonflies, wine. Dislikes: bigotry, discrimination, inequality, horseflies, carrots. Just a wee bit bolshie. She/her. Morecambe, UK
Electrickery @electrickery.bsky.social Music, science, transport, aviation, architecture, technology. That should do for now.
@profontography.bsky.social @profontography.bsky.social Ghost fiction, esp. MR James, Europe and Buster Keaton. 
That JRT fella @biggytee.bsky.social He/Him.Me, not Jim.
UK writer/ Author.Opinions all my own.
No AI & no, not a clue what I'm doing!
Music, F1, Doctor Who, Taskmaster, SNLUK & owt else that takes my fancy.
Back up is @thatjrtfella.bsky.social just in case...
Joules💖🐕🦺✨🇺🇦 @123joules.bsky.social Gordon setter owner and lover 🐕🦺🐾🐾💖Yorkshire lass . Save the NHS💙Love the outdoors 💚 📸Trump,Reform and Tories in the bin🗑️ Music and real ale 🍻🎶 Own views .DMs friends only
Harps @danharps.bsky.social Wakefield, West Yorkshire, UK
Stan Ó hOireachtaigh 🍉 @stane.bsky.social East coastal elite
https://beyondthespelloflabour.wordpress.com/
Justin Richardson @justinrich73.bsky.social Just a middle aged bloke from North East England who likes Sunderland, The Chicago Bears and sometimes knocks a golf ball about.
Views will no doubtedly offend someone somewhere. Tough.
DoctorDee 🇺🇦 Слава Україні @doctordee.eurosky.social Snow/Skateboard punk, MTB, hiker.
Liberal. Pro 🇪🇺 🇵🇸 🇺🇦
Cat/crow loving geriatric delinquent.
Ex tech-mag editor/games producer.
Pyrénéen software-monger. 🇫🇷
Poppy loving Swiftie.
Unfluencer. Ally. ADHD as fuck.
Lucy @hi-lucy.bsky.social A friend of tala
People voting for racist parties with racist policies are racists.
People voting for homophobic parties with homophobic policies are homophobic etc...
This shouldn't be difficult to understand.
Marc Morris @marcmorris.bsky.social Medieval historian. 'If it works for Marc Morris, it works for me.' (Scarlett Johansson)
Tripe Marketing Board @tripeuk.bsky.social Europe's most radical meat-based marketing board.
Let's talk tripe!
Try tripe: http://tripemarketingboard.co.uk/
T @lazyhippo.bsky.social Here we go again- Q Quite Good, Thank You @qgty.bsky.social A twitter refugee - and the handle means "Quite good thank you"
Actually it doesn't. I was looking for a short handle and that was the only 4 letter one I could find.
Tend to post random quips, as reality is just too bleak
Meryl O'Rourke @merylorourke.bsky.social Comediatrix.
Words on New World Order, BAFTA win Farewell 2 The Monarchy. My play- Thrown By Giants- artsdepot residency '24.
Too many opinions to possibly be all mine. Jewish/Irish ish
Wakefield Historical Society UK @wfdhistsoc.bsky.social Our Society aims to promote knowledge of the past and preservation of local heritage in Wakefield and beyond
OhMartinC @ohmartinc.bsky.social Memorial Device ANT - Wakefield chapter “Non territus labore”
Dr Jo Kershaw @mthrjo.bsky.social Priest, mediaevalist, geek, Scot. All views personal. She/ her
Zippo @handle.invalid Aspiring clown
PaulMac @paulymac.bsky.social 50 something music fan. I love a bit of a madventure now & then
No DM's or owt like that.
Fuck Zionism 🇵🇸
Bec @bookishecocreative.bsky.social Formerly IshMotherBec on the bird site before it turned into a bin fire. Mum/parent carer, school support staff, reader, crafty person, trying to be greener. May or may not post about any or all of these things.
CEEFAUX @ceefaux.bsky.social The TV listings you never did know that you didn't not need, in glorious teletext several times a day. GSOH. Non-smoker preferred. Ring top bell. Your home is at risk if you store dynamite in it.
Eastbourne Liz @lizzieg999.bsky.social Exiled from Lancashire. Still rather fond of dogs, cows, beer, books and The Beloved. Lots of dogs on my social media feed but that's only because cows can't type. Or can they...
The Daily Mash @the-daily-mash.bsky.social The UK's No.1 Satirical News Site
http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/
Chris Baker @chrisbaker108.bsky.social 🤷🏻♂️🫠🙃⚽️🏈🏒🧗🏼♀️
Human/internet moaning/bouldering & metal music/southerner in Yorkshire
Louise, Prof/Dr @louiselocock.bsky.social Mostly retired qualitative health services researcher, linguist, europhile, cat lover. Other animals welcome.
Mostly in Oxford, occasionally in Aberdeen
I block if you have no bio or posts
She/her
https://orcid.org/0000-0002-8109-1930
Brian Groom @groomb.bsky.social Ex-Financial Times Assistant Editor. Ex-editor Scotland on Sunday. Author of 'Made in Manchester' and 'Northerners: A History'. 'These Isles' due Feb 2026.
Witchy @f0p.uk Geordie exiled to the Flatlands. Old b3ta photoshopper of yore. Chief 8-bit wrangler at binarydinosaurs.co.uk.
Please don’t be offended if I don’t follow back when your profile is empty or your timeline is overtly political.
Russell Turner @runnerruss.bsky.social Runner, musician, writer, cat-lover. Black Isle, Scotland.
Karen RH @karenrh.bsky.social Nurse Practitioner
Love festivals and family
Yorkshire born and bred
@buzzcocker.bsky.social @buzzcocker.bsky.social - G grumpyoldclive @grumpyoldclive.bsky.social Retired mass spec bodger. Paintings of questionable worth.
Sander Sloots @sander-sloots.bsky.social Ik hou van architectuur, kunst en muziek. Mijn favoriete stijlen zijn modernisme, brutalisme en gotiek. Qua muziek zit ik vooral in de goth hoek maar jazz en andere stijlen kan ik ook waarderen. Lego bouwer. Lantaarnpaalgek. AuDHD. Getrouwd. Ally🌈 #antifa
Marie-Fleur - I stand with Zelensky et avec les pompiers @marie-fleur.eurosky.social Follow back pas automatique
J'ai le blocage rapide et préventif, après signalement si utile. Les têtes d'haineux sont prévenues, et celleux qui discutent avec des toxiques au lieu de les bloquer risquent de connaitre le même sort
Angry John of Bradford @bd-angry.bsky.social Diagnosed with brain cancer Aug 2025, sharing how I’m living with it.
I luv Bratfud, me, and love living in Bradford. I’m delighted to share why, even if I am angry about how it’s treated & talked about.
Now & always, a doylum.
Mark Stevens @mark-stevens.bsky.social Slight or moderate, occasionally rough. Showers. Good.
The Kate escape @badkate.bsky.social Member of The Fog & Dog Antisocial Club
Artwalk Wakefield @artwalk-wakefield.bsky.social Artwalk Wakefield is a collaboration between artists and venues in Wakefield, West Yorkshire co-ordinated by a community led forum
Elaine Day @elaine28.bsky.social Child of the 60’s Got my groove on in the 70/80’s Married family from the 80’s. Now living in Yorkshire having the time of my life. Eccentric Nannie to my 2 year old grandson whom I love to the moon and back.
Brent Crude @brentcrude.bsky.social PhD Microbiology. London, via Notts, Basel & Manchester
Buck @thegoodbuck.eurosky.social Runner, lorry driver (trucker), sci-fi enthusiast, hard left. (Harder than that. HARDER, BITCH!)
Here for irreverent whimsy and pisstakes.
Rosie Walters @sirenoftitan.bsky.social Proud Welsh European. Fond of cats. Fan of The Archers. Cadwn y golau ymlaen.
EssexBelle @belle46.bsky.social 
El Topo @eltopoloco.bsky.social 
the forest jar @theforestjar.bsky.social 
Duncan 🏒🏎️🍷🎮🐕🐴🏀🇨🇻 @gobbyb27.bsky.social F1 (anyone but RB!), 🏒🥅🚨 NHL Bruins & NIHL Devils, 🏀🗑️ NBA Celtics, 🐕s, 🐴s, Nintendo, Lego, scale model making.
Northerner by birthday, Southerner (Hampshire, England) by redundancy. INTP-A
CV🇨🇻 - No stress !
Matt Massarella-Gill @3788mg.bsky.social #architect #wakefield #harrogate #lufc N11
Twonks @twonks.bsky.social Cartoons and comics by Steve Nelson.
Manager: michael.krell@sixteenth.com
https://linktr.ee/twonkscomics
@wasdcwtodc.bsky.social @wasdcwtodc.bsky.social Mostly here for actual and factual news. Ally to good hearted, helpful, responsible people and all beings that have no voice.
Bodily autonomy.
Kindness matters.
Love is love.
🌻🐝🦋🐞🐕😷🎶🌙⚖️☮️
Dreadnought Holiday @dreadships.bsky.social Snarky history. Hideous French battleships. Nautical nonsense. Always check the alt text.
UK Prime Minister, Some Say Sinister @joemuggs.bsky.social
JOEMUGGS.UK
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Like Icarus ascending on beautiful foolish arms
I have bad dreams and I poop a lot.
#MDANT
bassmidstopsandtherest.substack.com
joemuggs.substack.com
theartsdesk.com
mixcloud.com/joemuggs
rovr.live/#/curator/joe-muggs
etc
Bex Luther @superbreeze.bsky.social Gender blurrer, lover of Watership Down, Howards' Way, and Twin Peaks. Please don't tell me how I should do Bluesky
@horrorbmoviepunk.bsky.social @horrorbmoviepunk.bsky.social I came to visit from alpha centuri . I've been stranded 25 years now.
Fecundchaos.bandcamp.com
Boff Moatman @boffmoatman.bsky.social Former Aristocratic Womble co-habitor. where I once roamed the Commons in search of Wombles, I now live in the land of moles.
https://moatmaninterviews.blogspot.com/
Leon Black @drleonblack.bsky.social Professor of Infrastructure Materials at the University of Leeds.
Posting about materials, resilience, circular economy, green stuff, and whatever else I stumble on that I find interesting.
No DMs, unless they're size 12 cherry reds.
@queenintnorth.bsky.social @queenintnorth.bsky.social All I'm out for is a good time - all the rest is propaganda
🎃 Agent Pumpkin 🎃 @agentpumpkin.bsky.social Sci-fi, Blake's 7, Star Cops, Babylon 5 and Dr Who.
Wargames, Boardgames, PC games and sometimes RPGs.
@srbarra.bsky.social @srbarra.bsky.social 
@mrsbrightside1.bsky.social @mrsbrightside1.bsky.social 
Holly Gittins @hollygittins.bsky.social Social Media Producer | Ravenclaw | Occasional duck publicist | “Funnier than expected”, according to my boss one time
NewsThump @newsthump.com Topical satire from the UK and around the world. You're not supposed to believe what we write, you idiot.
🦇🤘 Miscreant Jennie 🔶️🏳️🌈 @rigg.lgbt Senior Queer. Bi Chaos Gremlin.
🦇🤘🔶️🏳️🌈 🐝🍆 💙💜💖 🦀🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵🦀
Autistic. Arthritic. Boozy. Polyamorous. Mother. Yorkshire. Cinephile (esp Horror). Whovian (6). Atheist. Occultist. Foodie. Metalhead. Lib dem. Reluctant accepter of the label "goth".
Often Sweary
George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social Husband, Actor, Activist, Uncle George to the Internet 🖖
Mark @markgg.bsky.social Family, Pugs & Chugs, Cats, Travel, /// Trainers, House Music (1988 +) and other things too 😄
West Yorkshire
Promoted from bedroom DJ to kitchen DJ 😉
Oliver Mantell @olivermantell.bsky.social Cultural audience researcher. Interested in everything, including poetry.
From Reading, living in Sheffield.
[Header from Tara Bergin’s Savage Tales]
ben Becalel @benbecalel.eurosky.social No matter where you go... there you are.
@craftyprimrose.bsky.social @craftyprimrose.bsky.social Retired NHS. Socialist. Knitting. Crochet. History. Dark sense of humour. Grew up in Yorkshire.
She/her
Victoria Gausden @ancientnmodern.bsky.social Old bag. Still, at least I can now get a ‘flu jab. Plagued by impending sense of doom and a small haughty cat called Daphne Whitethighs.
Auntie Jellyfish @auntiejellyfish.bsky.social Re-distributor of your Unconsidered (and Considered) Trifles
"an obvious paragon of grammar and sentence structure"
Artist's Gopher
Jules @freckleface12.bsky.social Down with the oligarchs!
Panny @panny.bsky.social ADHD
She/her
I HAVE A NEW GUITAR
It's not quite as new now
It needs restringing actually
UK (northern)
Andy Young @mellowdoubt.bsky.social Villa fan. One piece short of Legoland.
Victoria Whittam ITV News @victoriawhittam.bsky.social Journalist and Breakfast Presenter at ITV Calendar. Headlines, travel issues and weather from 5am to 8:30am
@sonicbairn.bsky.social @sonicbairn.bsky.social 
Tony Wade @tonywade.bsky.social Artist, maker of stuff, painter, bad mandolin player. Sometimes says no.
www.tonywadeart.com
Mrs Oxguin @idadown.bsky.social Glitter, shiny things, Jason Donovan. I rescue dogs, hedgehogs and occasionally people.
Currently reading 'Lessons in Chemistry'
Trophy Cupboard Wife @bacardichrist.bsky.social Former supermodel and trophy wife. Often lies on bios. Here for a right laugh in the main. Living in beautiful Easingwold, original Huddersfield lass.
Experience Wakefield @expwakefield.bsky.social Wakefield is the UK's city of sculpture, and the cultural gateway to the north. Follow us to find out about all the incredible things to see and do around our beautiful district.
Run by Wakefield Council's tourism team.
Rik Neumann @remy77077.bsky.social Music, NFL, goff tings. he/him
Sheffield - UK
@kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social it me, kd: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:bgwoouqx463ponaj5f4wy5y2/feed/aaab3vh6gtzlc
@gandalfpc.bsky.social @gandalfpc.bsky.social Retired to a small tropical island. Master Mariner etc. Tried academia and research for a while then decided to do long lunches with lawyers etc. Liver and a few brain cells somehow survived.Founder member of the original Social Democratic Party.
🚫Porn 
JazHowe1968 @jazhowe1968.bsky.social Leftist. Wednesday fan. Northerner.
Oh and fuck the fash- sometimes antisocial, always antifascist... #NoPasaran
"We carry a new world, here in our hearts"..Durruti
Beatles, Pink Floyd, Flaming Lips,John Steinbeck,Akira Kurosawa, Studio Ghibli,Dredd
Yorkshirewide @yorkshirewide.bsky.social Fledgling Publishing and Content Creating company run by an old Yorkshire bloke, ex Musician & Publican. Promoting best bits of County of Yorkshire, particularly Live Music, Sport and Events.
Michael Thompson 🕎🔯🏳️🌈 @mikert1986.bsky.social Just another Nancy Boy
Helen @punnette.bsky.social I prefer non-bio
Antony @antbod.bsky.social Yorkshire born and bred
Pete @petelaw.bsky.social Beer, bikes and the blues. Only here just out of habit. #UTFT
Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social Parody account. Here to take the piss out of the full time grifter and part time MP who leads Reform UK. Enjoy – and feel free to encourage my coffee habit: ⬇️
https://ko-fi.com/:parody_pm
jojubs @jojub.bsky.social