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she/her
Native Charlottean🦄
Carolina alum 🐏🩵
Had a viral tweet on buzzfeed once
Life in the hands of a rock n roll band.
PLEASE DO NOT E-MAIL MY WIFE
The Homework Ogre @thehomeworkogre.bsky.social this is not an account of honor, nothing of value is posted here
Uncle Cookie @l33thr.bsky.social Himbo. https://letterboxd.com/L33tHRebooty/
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paulftompkins.com/live
disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social not AI! this bot is madlibs with rng, it does not do tricks or take commands, it just posts. Not LLM or Markov-based / created by @lawngnomesorceress.bsky.social, hosted by @bluebotsdonequick.com
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Dale Earnhardt enthusiast
Pro wrestling was a mistake
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NotThatTomGreen.com
Leader of a Weirdo Empire.
Scott Aukerman @scottaukerman.bsky.social Host of Comedy Bang! Bang!
Co-creator / director Between Two Ferns
Former writer of The Astonishing Spider-Man 😢
CBBWorld.com
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She/Her/It
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check out "Mitch's Tiki Hut" on twitch.
also check out the "Yes Michigan Podcast" on your favorite podcatcher
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https://bugmane.tv
https://open.spotify.com/track/1LO0KwBJ1TkXr3FXAUgrpQ
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greggy @greggy.org i post jokes
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ap @alphabetpizza.bsky.social 🍕
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Emo 🦈 @cane.rocks Sometimes I feel like my wheels ain’t touching the ground
Albuquerque NM.
He/him
Justin @justinvw.bsky.social 
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Commissions: vgen.co/Trabbles
I have really cute cats
She/her
No AI
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Jpopp @jp0pp.bsky.social Lurking 
Doxxxy FKA OG Kevin Gill @kingofkingsport.bsky.social This is Doxxxy's account 
Fightful Wrestling @fightful.com Wrestling news from the leaders in news breaking and exclusives
Fightful.com
FightfulWrestling.com
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actual merch: tinyurl.com/yw5yjhv6
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Poojackal @jackis.cool 
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Tri-Tone Jones @arocktokick.bsky.social 
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🚫 Most-Ai. Spoiler-aware. Hyphen-enthusiast. he/him. poly. cooked
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#ReturnUr🛒 #FixUr❤️
don't hug me I'm porksweats @porksweats.bsky.social generally considered a good account
you want to know the rest? buy the rights
https://letterboxd.com/porksweats/
they don't think it be like it is but it do
@luchablog.bsky.social @luchablog.bsky.social 
a.connell @sbor.bsky.social Carrot Top Judas! Why hast thou forsaken me?!
FakeMADtv @fakemadtv.bsky.social So mad. So crazy. Drives YOU wild.
Primary Maria Cantwell! @moneyshredder.bsky.social Let’s slop em up
Free Palestine
Armand's Dad. @soniqstylz.bsky.social Dad, dork, and DJ. Host of #JagerSessions on #Twitch when I get around to it. #PS5 #Yankees #Lakers #NotreDame #NYGiants #LAKings
twitch.tv/soniqstylz
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Ant Murdering She-Devil/Shelley @shelleyelwood.bsky.social "food-motivated but still kind of uptight" Probably a human being. Former NJ vol fire chief. RA, SLE, POTS. Happy Color Profiteer
Middle Smithfield, PA/Poconos/DWG. Yoder is my boi.
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Royston Vasey FC fan account
FairTradeMemeCrafter @birdlaw.bsky.social This section intentionally left blank
jrc 𓈋 @jrc.bsky.social rolled my ankle again
Reegs @reegs.bsky.social Y2K Survivor
twitch.tv/reegs815
Trevor Dame @trevordame.bsky.social Noooo my identity
MoralOrelHershiser @turtleheadjoe.bsky.social Trying to get Caillou to meet me in Temecula
Top .005% Sugar Ray listener
Kurt Warner terrifier
CTE haver
Uniball
#FreemanTurtlehead2028
#bleeding
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sea witch
canine concierge
if the thunder don't get you, then the lightning will
venmo: baislm13
paypal: 201thrn@gmail.com
zelle: dm for details
Antifa Human Resources Business Partner @worriedladybug.bsky.social temporarily stairs
Zach 🐷🤠 @zrau.bsky.social Same old blues, just a different day. World’s okayest tailgater, LSU alum, amateur cook, bad fly fisherman, aspiring endurance sport idiot. Chances are I’ve given you a beer and a plate of food. Views are mine. YNWA. #DVATailgating
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masonReloaded @masonreloaded.bsky.social Jon Mason.
Colossalcon Con East! @carseatedrest.bsky.social Tony Pizza Guy found Jesus.
Sean Ross Sapp of Fightful @seanrosssapp.bsky.social I'm a wrestling reporter for Fightful. We have a great service at FightfulSelect.com that supports our staff. @fightful.com
Wineless Cat Mom @nicoleoking.bsky.social Regularly wrong on the internet; #twinja herd migration straggler
Alex “WORLDWIDE” Kellar @towerskinworldwide.bsky.social he/they/partial gay
smarter than I look, dumber than I seem
semi/mostly/near-definitely retired pro wrestler
non-heart attack survivor
of course I have a podcast
Bruce 🤙😎🤙 (Li’l Jersey) @bruce69420.bsky.social SeesoCal, NJ
Randolph Lee Welty @randolphleewelty.bsky.social That’s an old picture. I look much worse now.
Smart enough to know I’m stupid.
I really talk like this in real life. Apologies.
You know who else didn’t get likes? Jesus.
FKA PorcupineEeyore
Lightsabermetrics @lightsabermetrics.bsky.social He/Him
Cool dude
https://wizardofwor.bandcamp.com
https://www.artcore.com/wizard-of-wor
Bluesky Sports Anchor Kevin @kotensixtysix.bsky.social Sports & smockin enthusiast. Of the DC suburbs
Xanderpuss @xanderpussrex.bsky.social You are shocked you had to scroll this far, so shocked, my fucking god you are shocked
sleeves @itsmesleeves.bsky.social 
A.H. Lincon @megstar73.bsky.social Solid Gold dancer, unpeeled 🥝 eater
Jakob @jakobjarecki.bsky.social Former stooge of slight reknown. Taking a break to get better. fix your hearts or die.
Him/his
The King @king829.bsky.social #WDE #Concerts #Sports
I have a lot of bad opinions but very few are offensive.
ChristyB, PhD @georgiablythe83.bsky.social Queer feminist neurodivergent dog mom 🏳️🌈🐕🐕
Reader 📖
#UglyDogs | #Twinja
Georgia Bulldog
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Big Mommy Drix 🏳️⚧️ @bddrix.bsky.social formerly Daddy
she/her, Michigander
Detroit sports, leftist politics, fantasy football, and two kinds of golf
yes I have a podcast, yes you can pay just $3 a month to get bonus episodes: patreon.com/footballabsurdity
Kelzor @bloodlesscoup.bsky.social You know me. 
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Teddy Longpants @timmmmmmmm.bsky.social How high’s the water, mama?
I’m asking because my pants are very long.
𝑏𝑎𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑙𝑙𝑒 𝑚𝑎𝑔𝑛𝑜𝑙𝑖𝑎𝑠 @petestaiano.com shinedown is everyone's band. never end a sentence with a preposition. famous Sonic 2006 apologist. doing a bit at least 90% of the time. #twinja 🇵🇸
Mr. Matthew @matthewabel.bsky.social Teacher, theatre bro, adventurer for hire, just this guy, you know?
#edusky
#communitytheatre
Raven of @theravenof.bsky.social Associate Professor of Narcolepsy.
@RavenOfWroclaw
buttondown.com/rook.raven
dave walsh @dvewlsh.com I'm a novelist who loves weird things. Codex and such. Short fiction in Phano, Hell Itself, and Typebar. The Raven at the End of Time coming soon from Inked in Gray Press. https://dvewlsh.com. he/him. Powerbombs save lives. https://patreon.com/dvewlsh
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