foggy bottom jeans @robt.fm I read the paragraphs
New Kings Democrats @newkingsdems.bsky.social Connecting Brooklynites to transform local politics and build a better Brooklyn Democratic Party.
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LBJ pants call truther @prayerwar.bsky.social My mother was a witch she was burned alive
Bradford William Davis @bwd.bsky.social 2025-26 Pulliam Fellow exploring intersection of sports, transportation and environmental justice
eyeblack newsletter (readeyeblack.com)
bwdsecrets.43 on Signal for secure tips
holler@bwd.nyc for everything else
Drew @4484.cool Cathat
He/him
gorlock @gorlock.bsky.social
Ham hearted ❤️🌈
I want to share my sweetness with you
Milan → Paris → Kentucky → Ohio📍
discord: gorlockjr | insta: gorlock_jr |
mychart: gorlock_healthstats
Hamiltwan @hamiltwan.bsky.social Call me Christopher Robin, gonna solve all of my problems
With imaginary friends who are there when I need them
Yo Gabapentin @yogabapentin.bsky.social Can we not
hegelian vs predator @reachrachelkahn.bsky.social socially fat | fiscally gay
eben: the Richard D. James album @eben2cruisecontrol.bsky.social Communications Degree
gwen pepperoni 🏳️⚧️🤘🏼🍕 @gwenpepperoni.myatproto.social transness is life
🏳️⚧️
Allan Murphy @cullenskink.bsky.social I live in the burnt out crater of Seattle, anarchist jurisdiction, but Scottish - tinseltown was always in the rain.
NPC energy, mid table obscurity poster.
I don't think that kindness is a weakness. I enjoy pendantry in all its forms.
Get off my la
Blame Tag 🏷️ @blametag.bsky.social Emotional proletariat, Pulitzer Prize winning satirist, quoted by Snopes, business visionary, lyricist, nemesis of the NRF, creator and editor-in-chief of The Serving Times 🛒, wankyest troll out there
https://theservingtimes.beehiiv.com/
Post-Punk Dad (edited) @shoegaze.dad Every problem has a simple solution when you're stupid
Adam Bonica @adambonica.bsky.social Professor of Political Science at Stanford | Exploring money in politics, campaigns and elections, ideology, the courts, and inequality | Author of The Judicial Tug of War cup.org/2LEoMrs | https://data4democracy.substack.com
Canadian Tokusatsu Donald @rangerdonald.bsky.social Proud Canadian fanboy of Power Rangers, Toku, MLP, Star Wars, Marvel, Nickelodeon, UFL, Wrestling and endless awesome fandoms. He/Him.
Other Social Media Pages Here. https://linktr.ee/rangerdonald
conputer dipshit @davidcrespo.bsky.social web dev + hot dad. enjoy charts, unions, conputer games, philosophy. chicago crespo.business
kat, ghost of helenruthsghost @chaoskat.bsky.social I teach at a community college. I am a caretaker of elderly parents. Writer (in progress).
Rooting for funniest possible baseball outcomes
Baseball. Chaos
Fucking cornball
She/her
Uncle Cookie @l33thr.bsky.social Himbo. https://letterboxd.com/L33tHRebooty/
Iceberg Artisan (she/her) @mocena.bsky.social In actual reality I’m Sarah J.M. Cox, South Carolina worker-side employment, civil rights, and appellate attorney and general PITA. Disabled af. Literally everything I post is legal advice.
mepavlo @pavlo.me sticky asphalt beneath you
Janky Pulitzer @janky.isgoodat.sex mature audiences only
Skwxwú7mesh-ulh Temíx̱w📍
derechos trans ahora 🏳️⚧️
no jodo con carne 🌱
Tiocfaidh ár lá 🇮🇪
free Palestine 🇵🇸
he/him, 47
Jared Friedman 🇺🇦 @silkscreenfiend.bsky.social Who gave you the right
To give out the rights?
And to intrude upon my dreams,
And sell out my eyes?
He/him
🤦♂️ @streamedhams.bsky.social corporate feminist, views and opinions expressed are that of the disney corporation and not my own
Joe Spreadsheet @jsdtweets.bsky.social 
whet moser @whetmoser.com newsletters @ nyt. ex qz, chicago mag, chicago reader. i'm not a miracle worker, i'm a janitor
Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social But doctor, I replied, bursting into tears, I 𝘢𝘮 universally beloved bluesky personality Microplastics Sommelier
Boston area coffee-milk advocate ⚓️ | Astro PhD 🔭 | he/him | Exact Same Politics As You
Reskeets = Endorsing me as a person
don't hug me I'm porksweats @porksweats.bsky.social generally considered a good account
you want to know the rest? buy the rights
https://letterboxd.com/porksweats/
they don't think it be like it is but it do
JosABanks @thejoshbanks.bsky.social Assemble your crew and commence the festivities
3 social media accounts for one person
NC / PA
Zack 🦈 @laptopsteel.bsky.social I am the only New Yorker in Appalachia. None of you know what it’s like to be 5’9.
29 or 30. (He/him)
Porkrind @porkrind.bsky.social Fan of regular fun. 140 characters or less.
LemonCurb @lemoncurdmatcha.bsky.social Idfk
Marxist/theatre artist
O(n lg^2 n) @epstmlgy.bsky.social Generalist, scaredy-cat, old man cartoon smut enjoyer. I know a lot about a few things. He/him or they/them.
2tacopequeño @2tacopequeno.bsky.social 📍en la pansita He/Him
Chestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social 1. Be excellent to each other
2. Party on dudes
Mine:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dlm76unvjc5an7kn56z6j4ds/feed/chrono-skeets
Care Bear Stares:
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JM =^D @jm539581.bsky.social ♠︎♥︎◆♣︎
Condor Puma Serpiente @toad.host ACAB includes the cop in your head
Engineering from a hole in the ground and being difficult to pin down.
https://bio.toad.host
Truther_Dare @truther-dare.bsky.social Never owned online! Never hornt online. I will never change my avi or handle. He/him.
Punished Matt @zzimonzz.bsky.social Dog guy 2.0
George @georgem.bsky.social for I am a rain dog too
Alex tournament @pgmhd1.bsky.social Just trying to stay out of the way of people who know what they're doing. I don't abide folks who think red state/blue state is a useful paradigm. I'ma avoid my taxes and I'ma get d'arrested
zeet (irrigation engineer) @zeet.bsky.social people pay me to water stuff. i am very important
Photography: @zeetographie.bsky.social
Azure Emerald Empire @azureemeraldempire.bsky.social It’s all diminishing.
Joe For America @makeitunclear.bsky.social I'm old school; I'm new wave
Bluesky's only Orlando Magic fan
traumahawk @abarelightbulb.bsky.social film maker, TBTL Ten, petter of random cats, checkin out the moon. I tell too many stories. Welcome up, if you've time to spare.
Jonathon Booth @jboothhistory.bsky.social Associate Professor of Law, CU Boulder
Current projects:
Police Takeovers
Legalizing the Counterrevolution of Property
Studying Policing from a Law and Political Economy Perspective
jonathonbooth.com
adverb lover @hideousfucker.bsky.social atlanta-based reply guy. mostly alright
alex williams @atwilliams.bsky.social macroeconomist and computer user at http://www.common-wealth.org, founder at www.continuousvariation.com, fellow at stanford, partisan of the republic of letters, "in this horrible age of abuse and decay / its good to know somebody's looking ok"
wick @litwick.net Rick Danko appreciator | backpacker | baseball enthusiast | CO via KY
playground tactics, no rabbit-in-a-hat tricks
outdoorsy words @ litwick.net
baseball words @redreporter.bsky.social
Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social Deputy Director of rapid response at Media Matters, views here are my own
Katie Phang @katiephang.bsky.social Truth-Teller | Independent Journalist and Legal Analyst | Trial Lawyer | @katiephang on Substack, Instagram, Threads, & TikTok
https://linktr.ee/katiephang?utm_source=linktree_admin_share
“Though She Be But Little, She Is Fierce”
Benzo Ferrari @shinyfailure.bsky.social America’s Most Trusted Fart Source
Kolya Flower @kolyaflower.bsky.social union man; public health worker 
Dan Wilbur @danwilbur.bsky.social My 3rd grade teacher told me I had a “great way of ruining things for people.” Now I do comedy.
https://linktr.ee/danwilbur
mrs dumbass huckle stalin @dumbasssauce69.bsky.social everyones favorite lowbie
now with 16% more fiber!
i am trapped under a sofa @horny4gandalf.bsky.social live large, a big house, five cars, you're in charge
🍃🍃🍃 Adam Jay 🍎🍎🍎 @bullgooseparty.bsky.social Just some dude
The Original Scalawag @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social I keep it 300 like a bowling alley
The Bare Handyman @thebarehandyman.bsky.social he/any - professional handyman
Smams @smams.bsky.social Notable adult
Pedant is spelled "peh-dunt"
It's not a pepe, it's its own frog
1 like = 1 smam
I couldn't decide between my snappy one-liner bios, so I put them all
BIRDS. @werewhalewolf.bsky.social Endorsed by Pete Buttigieg
max largeman 😇 @dad.franklinstower.online •i’m franky’s dad @franky.franklinstower.online •
•bay area, ca•
•📸 🎶 🍽️ 🥗 🥪 🧑🍳•
•certified gentle giant•
•egg poaching pan aficionado•
•[11110001]•
brad condemns and disavows @bradicality.bsky.social i'm just here to horse around. All statements and opinions are my employer's and they made me say them
☭
geist @prettyvulgar.bsky.social southern, but not like that.
https://ko-fi.com/prettyvulgar
https://prettyvulgar.threadless.com/
Angelo Carusone @goangelo.bsky.social Chair & President, Media Matters. An all around good guy fueled by caffeine, candy and comeuppance. Posts are mine alone.
greta garblghhhh @ipnotica.bsky.social certified fine meat product for many year
Scott MayB Bayin' at the Moon @scottmaybstoned.bsky.social Avid heathen.
Fan of (good) comedy, science, horror movies, history, et al. Mainly interesting stuff.
I like to draw. Avi by me.
🚫🅰️ℹ️
It's always Halloween in my heart.
That Dude/Him, but I've answered to worse.
Crab Man @crabman.bsky.social Known for my iconic bits
Eric Freeman @freemaneric.bsky.social Internet pal
cab.🐮 (unabomber era) @cabinworm.bsky.social (he/him) 🏳️⚧️
1/2 of @tallbart.com
“the ben shapiro of the left”
phd student in philosophy, aesthetics, & social theory ☭
Chloe Cumming @chloecumming.bsky.social Artist Autist(ic) woman person parent.
‘De Kooning and Bacon mashed together’ - John Musker, director of The Little Mermaid
In Norwich UK
deaf in one ear
Buy my art: https://www.chloecumming.com
Support me here: https://ko-fi.com/chloecumming
CoastersPaul @coasterspaul.bsky.social 
cedar longpenis @guypussy.bsky.social cedar. 28. attention addict. he/him. bunny dad. sometimes ASMR. mortal enemies with the marlboro man. i post a lot.
pumpkin - bubbles @countjess.bsky.social professional fuckwit, and that is the medical terminology
vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social never stop posting / twitch.tv/vanoreo / mastodon.social/@vanoreo / twitter.com/vanoreo_
greg2hats @cyberbadboy.com PhD in Yo Momma
Siskel and Ebert Bot @siskel-ebert-bot.bsky.social Unofficial Bot, Posting Every 11 Hours.
Straight Edge of Hormuz @banjeaux.bsky.social 🎥Filmmaker
📝Musician
🎸Writer
"COVID and Cambria" at the other place. I swear, you guys make me sign up for 13, 14 more social media sites, I'm out of here!
pat reber @fatreber.bsky.social award-losing former local sensation. cohost of the Mutant Menace podcast. (he/him)
dr. uncle boobs phD 🗿 @retroshorts21.bsky.social this is not a good account to follow
grad student & aspiring cadaver. 🌈 🎹🎸
Screaming Pectoriloquy @caulimovirus.bsky.social Renewed Kidney Enthusiast
no longer in📍 Gary, Indiana
Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social All posts express the views or opinions of my employer, Bluesky.
me:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaajln42r6efw
funnier me 🤠:
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Andre Weast @formercymencry.bsky.social No relation
Someone (deep, prolonged sigh) tell Jake Tapper @apurbachakraborty.bsky.social Amateur Photographer
https://www.instagram.com/akcphotographs/
Damien Hellgangster @cowboybebop.bsky.social last day for barn sample
Timothy @landbeforetim.myatproto.social Timothy. 32. Texas. AuDHD. Writer from within the mists. Addicted to the spiciest foods. Heaven-brushing-the-sea colored eyes. Actually a Golden Retriever in a trench coat.
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Cloaca Ars Goetia ☭𖤐ѧ @owlmarxist.bsky.social 🟡⚪️🟣⚫️
they/them
Appalachia ‘Til I Die
Purveyor of fine weapons grade spite and vicious sneering odium
☭ 𖤐 ѧ
My Worst Skeets:
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Rep John Chungus of (D-NY27) @sorocchungus2.bsky.social I’m a big chiller who works in cancer research from Rochester, NY
• FREE LINK and CASSIE!
• Trans Rights are Human Rights
• ROLL TIDE
• GO BILLS
• Fund Cancer Research
• Free Palestine
• Nazi Lives Don’t Matter
• HECK ICE
• EMP Your Local Data Center
Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social Life is a pretty sweet fruit!
Co-host of "THE OUTFIT" podcast from @Headgum & Higher Ground. Best American Sports Writing 2015, Best Feature, National City & Magazine Awards 2023. I killed Don Knotts
https://linktr.ee/osullyville
d.q.osullivan@gmail.com
summer-type normal guy @brisketfingers.bsky.social Goblin Engineer. I like plants. Fuck capital.
Amy Westervelt @amywestervelt.bsky.social Investigative climate reporter. Ida Tarbell stan. Run Drilled.media, contrib lots of places. Author "Brought To You By" @bloomsburybooksus.bsky.social. Pod: https://push.fm/fl/drilled. YT:@DrilledMedia. Signal: adubs.78.
𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚗𝚎𝚝 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚐 𓆏𓋼𖤣𖥧𓋼𓍊 @pogue.omg.lol just a sad little frog trying to make you smile
DMs always open
He/him/frog
My skeets:
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i'm nobody, who are you? @fivek.bsky.social she/her
📍the world's borough
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