The Yoghurt @theyoghurt.bsky.social 
Occasional Tasking @occasionaltasking.bsky.social Occasional @taskmaster.tv inspired task competitions.
October 2025 running.
Brought the archive of it here from twitter.
Old tasks are also all here tbf: https://larsum.com/occasional-tasks/
(This peaked in lockdown, but clinging onto it still.)
Margarete Stokowski @margaowski.bsky.social Hausfrau und Edelfeder
Antifa und Handarbeit
Kommas nur für Geld
Chapps @chapps.bsky.social Former tech drone, living in L.A. I now create digital reconstructions of ancient Greek and Roman sculpture. No, really. 🏳️🌈
Flickr account (museum photos, mainly, free to use and high res): https://www.flickr.com/photos/125386285@N02/
Katie @dryadula.bsky.social Library worker and student. Multi-genre reader. Parent. No genAI.
Chrissy Derbyshire @chrissyd-comedy.bsky.social SOLO SHOW "INNARDS" AT THE ED. FRINGE 20th-30th AUGUST, 11:15, WHISTLEBINKIES! Extra intimate shows 18th-19th AUGUST, 12:10, GEORGE STREET SUPERCUBE! https://ko-fi.com/chrissyderbyshirecomedy
Twonks @twonks.bsky.social Cartoons and comics by Steve Nelson.
Manager: michael.krell@sixteenth.com
https://linktr.ee/twonkscomics
Jack Bernhardt @jackbern.bsky.social Informative and sexy at the same time!
Writes for Horrible Histories, Dogs In Space, Amazing World of Gumball; also talks a lot on podcasts (Taskmaster The People's Podcast, Football Book Club)
he/him
Armando Iannucci @aiannucci.bsky.social Words and smiles.Partridge,Thick of It,Veep,Death of Stalin, Dr Strangelove Taskmaster,Podcast #StrongMessageHere. https://www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/brand/m0024cp6?partner=uk.co.bbc&origin=share-mobile Patron of Child Poverty Action Group, @cpaguk.bsky.social.
@barredmarkwatson.bsky.social @barredmarkwatson.bsky.social 
@fringepromo.bsky.social @fringepromo.bsky.social Account to feed the Fringe Promo feed with reposts of shows of the Edinburgh Fringe Festival.
(I don't want my personal account @larsum.com to be solely made out of reposts.)
Sarah Millican @sarahmillican.bsky.social Latest special Late Bloomer is on Netflix (not UK & IRE) & Channel4.com (UK & IRE) now.
Also part of the Standard Issue podcast team
Replies ending TSM are by my team.
https://linktr.ee/thesarahmillican
Marlaina @lionsroar.bsky.social 32; they/them; queer & fat & full of love
Becky Jarrett @beckyjnorfolk.bsky.social Unofficial sharer of all things relating to the career of British comedian & actor Greg Davies.
Greg is on here: @gregdaviescomedian.bsky.social
He's mainly on Instagram as @gregdavies
Get tickets for his tour via gregdavies.co.uk
The Section @thesectionband.bsky.social Jazz funk comedy yacht-rock. Excellent music from the Horne Section lads.
Haiminh Le @haiminh.bsky.social Has Photoshop. Sometimes works with comedians, once won an award for it. Helps make No More Jockeys. I’ve no idea, either.
Taskmaster Moments @taskmastermoments.bsky.social Moments, pictures, videos and fireside chats about all things related to taskmaster.
FunFacts.de @funfactsde.bsky.social News im Netz
witzig, wichtig, richtig
Below The Line @belowthelinehq.bsky.social A place for NMJ & UK comedy fans! Come join the fun.
https://discord.gg/uPdyPsHupd
Book of Taskmaster @bookoftaskmaster.bsky.social All things Taskmaster related can be found here.
Coherent Comedy @coherentcomedy.com A free, mixed bill comedy night on Zoom every month. Hosted by Hare (@harelockwood.com) & Chris (@chrisjack.bsky.social).
coherentcomedy.com 🍓 > get tickets, sign up to perform
Mat Ryer @matryer.bsky.social Director Engineering @ Grafana Labs. Safe and actually useful AI. Music. Podcaster, Conference emcee, Author. Games.
Hare Lockwood @harelockwood.com Comedy writer, producer; queer autistic nerd; spreadsheets enthusiast. She/her.
Pet hamster 🐹
Free, monthly zoom gig: @coherentcomedy.com 🍓
Writer, etc. for @thedailytism.com
Hire me for comedy things via my website.
Dr. Seuss Bot @dr-seuss-bot.bsky.social This is a bot, and this bot has a thought:
"If you follow this bot you will like it a lot!"
You'll get quotes in your feed, every one is a treat,
And it's fun to see what Dr. Seuss Bot will skeet!
Fan account. Not affiliated
with Dr. Seuss Enterprises
Muppet GIF of the Day @gifs-of-puppets.bsky.social Celebrating 50 years of The Muppet Show with 50 Days of Muppet Show GIFs! Run by @essaeem.bsky.social. (Not affiliated with Disney, Sesame Workshop, or The Jim Henson Company)
https://gifsofpuppets.wordpress.com
St. Simeon the Holy Fool @simeonthefool.bsky.social Patron saint of holy fools! And puppeteers. Pitied by Mr. T. Sillier than thou.
Loss leader in Chaos Theology. Due to circumstances beyond our control. Are you criticizing my beans?
arlo! 🐾 @otterrix.bsky.social keroro enthusiast, illustrator legend, your new best friend.
[ 20 | he/him | 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈🏴 ]
Sarah Bosetti @sarahbosetti.de Feministin wider Willen. BOSETTI LATE NIGHT bei 3sat, BOSETTI WILL REDEN beim ZDF, Podcast "Bosettis Woche" bei extra3, Autorin bei Rowohlt. YouTube: www.youtube.com/@BosettiWillReden
Very British Problems @soverybritish.bsky.social New VBP quiz book bit.ly/3DkBcgi: VBP books, tops, cards, calendars & contact: bit.ly/3mWIF9S. Buy me a tea: ko-fi.com/robtemple
Frogartti @frogartti.bsky.social Cute frog vibes 🐸
Kplx @kplx.art 
ZDF heute-show @heuteshow.de Nachrichtensatire mit Oliver Welke: freitags im ZDF, täglich im Netz. | Impressum & Netiquette: http://ly.zdf.de/social
Neil ‘Professor Neil’ Shyminsky @neilshyminsky.bsky.social College professor; feminist dad; he/him; @professorneil on TikTok; @professor_neil on Instagram
https://linktr.ee/neilshyminsky
Ali Struthers @dralistruthers.bsky.social Professor of Law at Warwick Law School | SFHEA | Child Rights | Public Legal Education | Widening Participation | Creator of @schooltasking.bsky.social | Munro-bagging Scot (167) 🏴
“Surprisingly socially functional for an academic"
Marc-Uwe Kling @marcuwekling.bsky.social 
slotho @horneislife.bsky.social 21yr she/they . i think the extensive 17k+ files in my alex horne folder tells you that much
https://slothify.carrd.co/
Cheeky Texts @cheekytexts.bsky.social cheekytexts.co.uk 😘 Endorsed by Mark Watson. Clamouring for the release of the full cheeky texts.
Today In Hornestory @todayinhornestory.bsky.social On this day in 2003, Alex Horne was up to something. Daily posts of newspaper clippings and wayback machine gleanings from the Horneverse. 
Chloe @chloemaria.bsky.social She/Her
Books, music, comedy, dogs and science (not in that order)
Becky Fox @thebeckster.bsky.social Becky with the good hair 🇵🇸🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
(She/Her)
islieb @islieb.bsky.social Kleine Comics übers Leben, die Liebe und den ganzen behämmerten Rest. 🍪
English: @heyokyay.bsky.social
Sehr liebe Website: https://islieb.de/
kischtrine @kischtrine.bsky.social Illusionen-Räuberin
Ohne R zwischen I und S!
#noAFD
#adhs #adhd #notjustsad #neurodiversity
#Taskmaster #heatedrivalry
Nico Semsrott @nicosemsrott.de #pruef @pruef-demos.de
http://nicosemsrott.de/
Bridgy Fed for the fediverse @ap.brid.gy Bridgy Fed (https://fed.brid.gy/) bot user for the fediverse. To bridge your account to the fediverse, follow this account.
To ask a fediverse user to bridge their account, send their address (eg @user@instance) to this account in a chat message.
More i…
No More Context @nocontextnmj.mas.to.ap.brid.gy May I present to you - none other than - your friend and mine - a No More Jockeys image bot
No More Jockeys is a game created by Alex Horne, Tim Key and Mark Watson […]
🌉 bridged from ⁂ https://mas.to/@NoContextNMJ, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact
Bek @bek92.bsky.social Aussie 🇦🇺 muso 🎵 fan of British comedy and the show with the Tasks ✉️
AO3 Status @status.archiveofourown.org Site status updates for the Archive of Our Own, a Hugo Award-winning project of the Organization for Transformative Works (@transformativeworks.org)
Amanda | Illuminescence @illuminescence.bsky.social Retired game designer. Fanfic writer. Learning digital artist. Big fan of Taskmaster. Love escape rooms, fungus and mosses, pop-up paper design, and weird stuff generally. Hello.
Sakkiko @sakkiko-yumikishi.bsky.social 
Afton @octopody.bsky.social Reviewed by the ATLs:
"Afton, the first" - Alex Horne
"You piece of shit" - Mark Watson
"Where is my dressing room?" - Tim Key
Pia Schwierz @larsum.com realistically I'm nothing. existing along | she/her
steffi🥛 @diversestripes.bsky.social britcom | birds | liverpool fc
Cole @cole-amity.bsky.social she/they
bit of a nuisance, really. Australian.
“Clearly grasping onto select media in lieu of developing a personality,” followers rave.
general fandom account wankery ahoy
|| Taskmaster 💌 || NMJ 🐧 || The Horne Section 🎷🎺|| MOAFB 🐦⬛ ||
School Tasking @schooltasking.bsky.social National outreach project for less-advantaged primary schools | Created by @dralistruthers.bsky.social at Warwick Law & now running at 34 universities across the UK & Ireland | ✉️ schooltasking@warwick.ac.uk | www.taskmastereducation.com/school-tasking
Murder Of A Famous... @murderbastard.bsky.social A weekly murder mystery podcast, written and narrated by Mark Watson and featuring many guest stars. SECOND SERIES COMING SORT OF FAIRLY SOON.
Join the investigation: https://discord.gg/2eD3ZJ5UGN
Taskmaster Education @taskmasteredu.bsky.social Home to all things relating to #Taskmaster & education | Contact us: info@taskmastereducation.com | Find out more at: https://taskmastereducation.com
Sarah @suggsygirl.bsky.social 46 year old fangirl who is not weird, just limited edition. Loves comedy (in a filthy way) and always has a book to hand. Give me #Taskmaster, my mates and Alex Horne and I’m happy ❤️
GregDaviesComedian @gregdaviescomedian.bsky.social Gregdavies.co.uk
@gregdavies on instagram
Gemma Correll @gemmacorrell.bsky.social Guess I’m doing this now.
Channel 4 @channel4.bsky.social Channel 4 Altogether Different since 1982. 
Channel 4 @channel4tv.bsky.social Channel 4 Altogether Different since 1982.
Difference starts conversations, it makes us laugh, makes us feel. It triggers change.
isfies @isfies.bsky.social Strichfigürchen-Comics. Fieser als eine kaputte Kaffeemaschine!
https://isfies.de/
Taskmaster @taskmaster.tv Official account for #Taskmaster.
Watch full episodes on YouTube and Channel4.com.
The Horne Section @thehornesection.bsky.social "Funniest band in Britain" - The Guardian. Live podcast tickets available now!
Mark Watson @watsoncomedian.bsky.social One of the Daily Telegraph 50 Funniest Comedians of the 21st Century (49th). Also an author. And producer. And a whole life away from work if you can imagine.
Little Alex Horne @alexhorne.bsky.social from Taskmaster, The Horne Section and Chesham United, mainly.
Bluesky @bsky.app official Bluesky account (check username👆)
Bugs, feature requests, feedback: support@bsky.app
Krieg und Freitag @kriegundfreitag.bsky.social „Um die Wette existieren“ - jetzt überall, wo es Bücher gibt!