🌹Maya Rose🌹 LA @mayarosexx.bsky.social The one and only💋 your Heaven On Earth 😇
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Katya Zamolodchikova @katya-zamo.bsky.social Tall creative young woman in her early forties willing to risk it all for some big weird gay guy
Trixie Mattel @trixiemattel.bsky.social you make me feel like an unnatural woman.
Tricia Lockwood @tricialockwood.bsky.social https://www.prhspeakers.com/speaker/patricia-lockwood
Dreamboat Branny 🦢 @bransonreese.bsky.social Swan Boy/Rude Tales of Magic/fuckin around
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@aidenarata.bsky.social @aidenarata.bsky.social author of YOU HAVE A NEW MEMORY, out 7/22/25 ♥︎
PAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social PLAYLIST⏩ https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_f9l34fRAigpSz6dwL26S9VPbm64c3YV&si=FyZpJqS8sisXrfuV
It me👉 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaac3kgfuy24q
Christian Brown @deepomega.bsky.social too many socials on this media. what do I do with all these socials
Jill Krajewski @jillkrajewski.bsky.social editor/writer
in film, vulture, etc
mostly on ig
Elle Stanger, CSE @ellestanger.bsky.social I like self help, sex-education, and adult entertainment.
TheyTalkSex.com
Mashable @mashable.com Covering the digital and tech trends that charge your life.
Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social Writing and yelling. 
Pretzelle 🥨 @thepretzelle.bsky.social NYC based shapeshifter and flexibility instructor
itspretzelle.com
Kumail Nanjiani @kumail.bsky.social My new special Night Thoughts is out NOW on Hulu.
linktr.ee/kumailnanjiani
merritt @merrittk.com Writer/comedian. Madness archaeology @1900hotdog.bsky.social, story-based games at @insecretplaces.com, podcasting @ifyouredriving.bsky.social, merritt+ patreon.com/merrittk
window cat @windowcat.bsky.social i’m here to write shitposts and get followers and i’m all out of shitposts 
clintoris @clintoris.bsky.social Jumping for joy
shalewa sharpe @silkyjumbo.bsky.social comedian • writer • nibbler • dehydrated
bk/atl
slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social egg
leon @leyawn.bsky.social i'm leon
Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social Emmy-nominated TV writer and comedian. My new book “Good Game, No Rematch” is out April 1st. Newsletter: https://tinyurl.com/ytjvhjsb Email: mikedruckerisdead @ gmail .com
hunter @hvvnter.bsky.social 31, CT, bi, he/they. Interests: reading, pop culture, music, movies, video/board games, Survivor, amateur home chef. Probably stoned.
DMs open but unreliable
If I know you in real life- you’ve been warned. Don’t be weird
Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social https://static.macmillan.com/static/holt/robin/
marla @prolepeach.bsky.social party clown for hire
clay ⛷️ @bitchrespecter.bsky.social i fell onto the subway tracks one time
Claire Penis @handle.invalid a horse is kind of like the bladee of the plains
pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social The 76th most followed account on bluesky. I will NOT be updating this ranking when it’s no longer true
andy™ @andylevy.net 83% of my followers have me muted
Jason O. Gilbert @gilbertjasono.bsky.social “comedy” writer for “television”
The Onion @theonion.com America’s Finest News Source. A @globaltetrahedron.bsky.social subsidiary.
Get the paper delivered to your door: membership.theonion.com
Join The Onion Newsletter: https://theonion.com/newsletters/
ProPublica @propublica.org Investigative journalism in the public interest. Headlines and (sometimes literal) receipts.
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maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social she/her, views my own
Join the tax fight at Families Over Billionaires: familiesoverbillionaires.org
Comedy writer: Onion, McSweeneys, others.
Currently in bed. Email nice things only: quintmaura@ gmail
jamelle @jamellebouie.net The real jbouie. Columnist for the New York Times Opinion section. Co-host of the Unclear and Present Danger podcast. b-boy-bouiebaisse on TikTok. jbouienyt on Twitch. National program director of the CHUM Group.
Send me your mutual aid requests.
Zack Bornstein @zackbornstein.bsky.social Emmy-losing Writer/Director (#Shrinking, @nbcSNL, @Netflix, @Hulu, @Dreamworks, @JimmyKimmelLive, #StrangePlanet, @NewYorker)
Ariel Dumas @arieldumas.bsky.social Head Writer and Supervising Producer for The Late Show. IG @arieldumaspubicaccount
Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social Writer, actor, audiobook narrator, notorious tryhard 
Kylie Cheung @kylietcheung.bsky.social I love James Harden & I write about abortioneveryday.com
substack.com/@kylietcheung / kyliewrites.net
derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social Menswear writer. Editor at Put This On. Words at The New York Times, The Washington Post, The Financial Times, Esquire, and Mr. Porter.
If you have a style question, search:
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zach silberberg @zachsilberberg.bsky.social ceramicist in new york https://linktr.ee/yondermen
i can be your long lost pal @pallavi.bsky.social kind cunt
https://linktr.ee/pallavigunalan
Joe Pera @joepera.bsky.social standup comedian, 'Joe Pera Talks with You' on Adult Swim & HBO Max. 'Drifting Off w/ Joe Pera' Sleep Podcast too.
Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social I want to do everything all the time
https://bsky.app/profile/ygrene.bsky.social/feed/aaad75xnfxh32
soul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social forbes' 7.4 billion under 7.4 billion.
Kyle 🌱 @kyleplantemoji.bsky.social I am incredibly online | King of edible leaves, his majesty the spinach | he/him
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Amy the Veltman @amyveltmania.bsky.social Comedian, actor, writer, eater, mother, singer-songwriter, New Yorker, Oregonian, friend, goofball, and so much more....
onion person @junlper.beer my name is june - she/her - evil transsexual disinfo influencer
i am a host on the kill the computer podcast and the ill conceived podcast:
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- illconceivedpodcast.com
social media at @theonion.com
youngmi mayer @youngmimayer.bsky.social writing a bio.. embarrassing
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RiotGrlErin @riotgrlerin.bsky.social • goth daria • muppet enthusiast • maker of threads • thehappiestsadgrlcollection on whatnot •
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• tips and things: https://linktr.ee/riotgrlerin •
wint @dril.bsky.social Never Bullshit
I challenge any and every one who wants to kick my ass to a debate .
https://www.patreon.com/dril
https://www.instagram.com/dril
https://linktr.ee/drilreal
Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social Independent journalist.
Send tips via Signal: 202-510-1268.
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Jami Attenberg @jamiattenberg.bsky.social Author of 10 books.The latest: A REASON TO SEE YOU AGAIN. THE AMNESIAC out 2027. Newsletter here: 1000wordsofsummer.substack.com #1000wordsofsummer
Erica Smith @ericasmithsexed.bsky.social Sex education after high control religion. Creator of Purity Culture Dropout.™ Repro Justice. Old punk queer femme. Philly. 🥨
@ericasmith.educates on Instagram
purityculturedropout.com to work together
Mossy Margot Richie tenenbaum @mossydeschanel.bsky.social Photographer
Courtney Trouble @courtneytrouble.com somewhere (naked) over the rainbow
links.courtneytrouble.com
Archivist & Artist @troublefilms.com
Kristen Arnett @kristenarnett.bsky.social “Orlando's Reigning Big Time Celebrity Author” - The Orlando Weekly
huuuuge lesbian. librarian. dad. floridian. beer drinker. NYT Bestselling author.
Mostly Dead Things & WITH TEETH & STOP ME IF YOU’VE HEARD THIS ONE
https://www.kristenarnettwriter.com
eli yudin @eliyudin.com comedian :( POD: @whatatimepod.bsky.social IG: instagram.com/yahootoolbar TWITCH: twitch.tv/pig_dog NEWSLETTER: humbleoffering.com
Raquel Willis @raquelwillis.com ✦ co-founder, @genderlib.com
✦ author, THE RISK IT TAKES TO BLOOM
✦ host, AFTERLIVES + QUEER CHRONICLES
✦ activist ✦ media strategist ✦ georgia peach
RaquelWillis.com
Your Master Gardener @pruneyou.bsky.social
Founder of @sacredsadism • Progenitor of #ecofetishism • Inventor of #vacbed florification • Los Angeles, Hardiness Zone 10
Meet Your Master: https://www.yourmastergardener.com
Kara Berry @karaberry.bsky.social Cunty country petty petty petty
All the same to me, Plain Jane spaghetti
Host of Everyone's Business (But Mine) @everyonesbusiness.bsky.social
linktr.ee/EBBMPodcast
Taylor Lorenz @taylorlorenz.bsky.social Subscribe to my tech and online culture newsletter UserMag.co
Listen/watch Power User podcast on all platforms!!
Support my work on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/cw/taylorlorenz
Katie Notopoulos @katienotopoulos.bsky.social Blogger at Business Insider, covering tech, business, culture. knotopoulos@businessinsider.com
Julia Carrie Wong @joolia.bsky.social senior reporter at the guardian us / julia.wong@theguardian.com / juliacarriewong.11 on Signal
Cory Bush (they/them) @thecorybush.bsky.social fire spinner + flow artist
semi-retired doula + intimacy professional
nonbinary, queer, neurospicy, polyam, kinky
brooklyn, ny | lenapehoking
Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social TV & standup & improv & podcasts, hardly any movies
paulftompkins.com/live
@sighswoon.bsky.social @sighswoon.bsky.social 
Kylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social Chief of da autism police and boss of the Irish Mob at the same time. Cousin, I’m a union man.
m 📸✨ photo gay @dreamboyphotolab.bsky.social Boudoir photographer tbh
Chicago they/them girlie
Sex workers own the world 💕🌎⛓️💥
Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social 
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J Wortham @jennydeluxe.bsky.social writer, podcaster, author
https://jennydeluxe.substack.com/
Rose Dommu @rosedommu.bsky.social alexa play the nanny theme song
hari nef @harinef.bsky.social 
james tom @jamestomxo.bsky.social 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ comedian, unfortunately.
netflix (hannah gadsby's gender agenda), max (OFMD), hulu (crush), off-broadway
🎟 PHILLY 8/28: https://linktr.ee/jamestomxo
Alexander Chee @alexanderchee.bsky.social Novelist and essayist, most recently author of How to Write an Autobiographical Novel. Professor of Creative Writing at Dartmouth College. He/him. alexanderchee.net
Ira Madison III @irathethird.bsky.social Host of Feedback, a culture podcast.
Best-selling author.
Pure Innocent Fun: Essays out now.
https://feedbackwithira.com/
Ashley C. Ford @smashfizzle.bsky.social Author of bestselling memoir,
SOMEBODY’S DAUGHTER.
I deserve it all.
https://linktr.ee/SmashFizzle
Joel Kim Booster @ihatejoelkim.bsky.social Classically trained gay guy.
https://open.substack.com/pub/jkb
JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social Writer. Illustrator. Joto.
bald ann dowd @baldanndowd.bsky.social what's up sickos and freaks
hunter harris @hunterh.bsky.social writes a newsletter called hung up / formerly gossip girl, nymag
Lilly Wachowski @lillywachowski.bsky.social Trans Giantess. 
Saeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social I co-host #VibeCheckPod. Also, I teach creative writing at Harvard Medical School.
BOOKS: Prelude to Bruise, How We Fight for Our Lives, Alive at the End of the World.
My next book HOME OUT THERE comes out in May.
I live in Cambridge, MA. 🦃
Aminatou Sow @aminatou.bsky.social 10 mins late 💫
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social Waitress turned Congresswoman for the Bronx and Queens. Grassroots elected, small-dollar supported. A better world is possible.
ocasiocortez.com
Roxane Gay @roxanegay.bsky.social https://linktr.ee/roxanegay
Writer, editor, publisher, professor. Some people call me a bad feminist and by some people I mean me.
Fran xx @francinefrensky.bsky.social