Hockay @hockay.com Something has happened.
And more things are about to happen.
Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com Makes the most normal videos on YouTube.
Also a cohort on MinnMax.
https://jacobgeller.com/
Team Cherry @teamcherry.bsky.social Sweet, round games!
mr. cannoli @boner.ink eyy woah pal, im postin’ ovah here
support: https://ko-fi.com/mrcannoli
cashapp: $mrcannoli
journeyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social I freakin love my wife • USDA Hardiness Zone 7a
Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social Contributor: @theonion.com
@sorrowscopes.bsky.social, @riversidecasino.bsky.social, @greenevillezoo.bsky.social
Creator: @sorrowscopes.bsky.social
Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social Bone Jail
I draw comics i think that’s a nice way to spend my time
instagram.com/roryblank
patreon.com/roryblank for my monthly print zine
roryblank.bigcartel.com for cool shirts
https://rawpaw.ink/collections/rory-blank (reprints of a few shirts)
KAFUI 🇬🇭 @mykafuiohkafui.bsky.social a giddy little thrill
at a reasonable price
🇵🇸
⧉ @smilingnodding.bsky.social having fun on my phone again :)
little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social farmer in the city
unnatural girlfriend @sliceofwife.bsky.social ✨p l e a s u r e c e n t e r✨
https://linktr.ee/hausofholes
$valleygf
marissa walmart dog @meo.bsky.social gargoyle. iconoclast. i told satan to post hog and now i can control him like the sims. gay trans she/her
the most jobless and most online.
trans speedrunner tech anarchist mentally ill attractive American socialist
skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social we're all worms
Emma™ @cockremover.bsky.social surprisingly annoying unserious dutch transgendered convicted murderer. I'm™ your favorite poster's favorite poster. (i'm™ your favorite poster)
💙Impeach Biden💙
she™/her™
My best posts ^~^: https://shorturl.at/zm25a
avery @pucksarcana.bsky.social 〽️🫧🪽🌿🩵🎾💿🧸🔆
weeder @weeder.bsky.social When the going gets tough, the tough get growing
farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social I look like ray allen | I stream at the link below sometimes
www.twitch.tv/farnerbocken
bree 🇨🇦🫂🇨🇺 @goose.ski you can’t kill me faster than i can
⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️
Linux Guy @lasergiant.bsky.social kubuntu power user
Texas Dillo @dillo.media photographer
SCOTUS reporter
jezebel spirit
#1 belvedere appreciator
Nicole Saltesi @nacl.sh PhD in Parapsychology @ School of the Americas // Staff Correspondent @ Radio Free Albemuth // OSINT Researcher on the #NomadicWarMachine // Schizoaffectionate
filth_waste @filth-waste.bsky.social half sharkalligator, half man.
filth_posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jn2yuheybqo5xhu37ol3uuzk/feed/aaaeem6bktoy2
🏠seattle ☀️sagittarius
mizer @mizer.bsky.social normal
josher @wokedilbert.bsky.social photo boy
macnult @macnult.com on mobile in front of my computer
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coupla prints: https://www.inprnt.com/gallery/macnult/
oak blanco @abomination.computer ⚠︎ Handsome
Dead Iverson @deadiverson.bsky.social Kill music
deadiverson.bandcamp.com
Crab Man @crabman.bsky.social Known for my iconic bits
Mr. Friendly, @birdrespecter.bsky.social Ignoble ape-like cryptid and whimsical dullard ambling about the PNW. I write + talk about both the Internet and the NFL.
www.linktr.ee/birdrespecter
Notorious RBMK @comraderobot.bsky.social space doctor and former ohioan who lives on a farm in oregon
𝒓𝒐𝒔𝒆𝒎𝒂𝒓𝒚 𝒇𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒔 @borgerville.com “beautiful but not very bright” - vogue magazine
she/her ⚘
tara @weedlejuice.bsky.social Circling a drain
keb mode: engaged mode @kebbyruxpin.bsky.social huge Poseur, giant Duche bag. only ideots 18+
bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social lol
prints :: http://www.oliverleach.com/contactpurchase-inquiry
secret base :: https://discord.gg/Mr8qUDgtZp
Hunter @holybible.bsky.social
wife's ex-husband's dad's money @justinkcomer.rockhardcauc.us PhD in Economy, Harverd University
owner and proprietor, @rockhardcauc.us
justinkcomer.com
🔺 @cursedsynth.bsky.social great to be here
https://posting.cool/
Chief Georgia O' Keef @jumanjimachine.bsky.social Secretly 3 raccoons in a trench coat. Here for your trash.
ceej @ceej.online just here to have fun online
jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social backend developer at bluesky
"fart" @jonhendren.com tall but otherwise normal
sydney
jonhendren.com
Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team i'm the most RESPECTFUL transsexual journalist in the world™
@khronos.world
tightpussy.shop
katea.gay
she/her
people i've turned trans: 264
slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social egg
donni saphire @donni.bsky.social Chicago if it matters. Dive bar comedy vet. Only seem calm because I’m exhausted. Thinking about some new shirts
Magnum, T.I.(M.) @hydrationchimp.bsky.social you rockin with bad boy summer⁉️
Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social Hell, I love everybody
https://soundcloud.com/bucky-isotope
Mr Targeted Harassment @jarjarfan69.bsky.social Master Sommelier at Cheesecake Factory
beccadagoo @silly.bsky.social all my posts are 100% serious and fact-checked for accuracy
marty, @numet.al he/him, monster energy zero ultra enjoyer, blueskys most oppressed user ™️, voted aol's wife guy of the year, liberation through armed struggle
Chase 🐊🚫🚫🇧🇪🇧🇪🚫🚫🐊 @tittysommelier.bsky.social Pussy bones are real. Belgium is not.
cb @crannyboy.bsky.social indie game developer (CrannyQuest) | head writer at CNN | owner/operator Moon Planet Press + Cranny Cola | interesting unique handsome funny smart nice
Linktr.ee/crannyboy
cranny.world
froggher @froggher.bsky.social 27 she/her
sadvil 😎 @sadvil.bsky.social get a load of this guy
SpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social Reptilian humanoid in a cozy skin suit
Skrrts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rzx3l5xolmcvx5zcu3t3bl7o/feed/aaac25lduykog
slop enjoyer @slop.guru idk I literally just got here
Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social classically trained artist.
theartofpants.com
josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social not real
boreal
Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social All posts express the views or opinions of my employer, Bluesky.
me:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaajln42r6efw
funnier me 🤠:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xccx7ujmsaolft6ukd2oakkx/feed/aaaedsczl53cc
glob @orchidcamp.bsky.social I never learnt anything. didn't know I was suppose to
TinCan @thetincanandroid.bsky.social MarkDaniel’s! we have Mr Pibb!!
Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social Rust Witch
Blacksmithing and metal art
Commission Inquiries:
TheUglyMachine@Gmail.com
Stickers, charms, and other random forged goods: https://ko-fi.com/theuglymachine
✨trash✨ @dollarpbr.gay the sea hates a coward
they/he
cedar longpenis @guypussy.bsky.social cedar. 28. attention addict. he/him. bunny dad. sometimes ASMR. mortal enemies with the marlboro man. i post a lot.
abbondanza @fuck-my-pissy.bsky.social
lena @nebulena.net she she she she her her her hers
honey @honeyvice.bsky.social sweet but strange
cartoon dog gf @jazzpomegranate.com creative director - nimrod campbell and the laboratory of yakub
banner by @nishbae.bsky.social
✧𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social ✨give em the ole razzle dazzle✨
currently 30/immortal
satan’s niece
mdni/21+
she/her
Skip, the Online Raccoon @badposter.lol they call me the Big Dawg . just a normal dude , not a dog , and i”m average normal sized .
ELLEN OF GENEROUS @funnyposts.online POET ⁂ GAME DEV ⁂ PROUD SNOBBYIST ⁂ FUNDAMENTALLY GOOD PERSON
THEY/THEM ⁂ ICON BY @maximumgraves.bsky.social
Catfishing 🐈🐟 @catfishing.net The Wikipedia guessing game: 10 interesting people, places and things to guess every day. Play at https://catfishing.net. We post one of today's articles at 10am UTC - tap the bell icon to turn on daily game reminders.
Jorts (and Jean) @jortsthecat.bsky.social Jorts the cat.
Jean helps me.
molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social never log off, never surrender
host of weird little guys on cool zone media
she/her | charlottesville, va
mars! @bajabitchin.bsky.social 24 they/them
Goad (Legal Expert) @goad.bsky.social Provide Legal Expertise, not legal advice.
https://linktr.ee/goadgatsby
depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social hi i'm @annierau.bsky.social i love wikipedia! dm submissions if you want :-)
Aaron Bear @aaronbearvlogs.bsky.social
Benny Feldman @feldfrog.bsky.social 👽🤝🦋🤝🐸
My first stand-up special Butterfly Pavilion is coming soon.
bennyfeld.com
onion person @junlper.beer my name is june - she/her - evil transsexual disinfo influencer
i am a host on the kill the computer podcast and the ill conceived podcast:
- killthecomputer.com
- illconceivedpodcast.com
social media at @theonion.com
Dan Olson @foldablehuman.bsky.social Documentarian
Dr Ally Louks @drallylouks.bsky.social ✍🏻 Author 📚Literary Scholar 👩🏻🏫 Public Academic👃🏻Smell Expert 📖 UNDER YOUR NOSE: Spring 2027
Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social Hank of Decline
Website - hausofdecline.ca
Patreon - http://patreon.com/hausofdecline
Store - https://hausofdecline.bigcartel.com/
derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social Menswear writer. Editor at Put This On. Words at The New York Times, The Washington Post, The Financial Times, Esquire, and Mr. Porter.
If you have a style question, search:
https://dieworkwear.com/ | https://putthison.com/start-here/
brian david gilbert @briamgilbert.bsky.social hello
Aubrey Gordon @yrfatfriend.bsky.social Cohost of @maintenancephase.bsky.social. Author of WHAT WE DON'T TALK ABOUT WHEN WE TALK ABOUT FAT and YOU JUST NEED TO LOSE WEIGHT. Subject of @yrfatfriendfilm.bsky.social. She/her/hers. Photo by the wonderful Josh Coen. yrfatfriend@gmail.com
Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social Solitary, poor, nasty, brutish and short.
Pam Wishbow @pamwishbow.bsky.social Illustration, zines, fortunes, playing with metal sometimes
Seattle
Pamwishbow.com
Commander Sterling @commandersterling.bsky.social Stephanie Sterling. Writer for Vampire Survivors, Date Everything, & Quantum Witch. Transfem She/Them Polyantagonist. Also a pro wrestler. Currently accepting writing gigs for cool games by cool people.
Abigail Thorn @theabigailthorn.bsky.social Actress, Writer, Creator of Philosophy Tube ⚔️
Lohar in HOUSE OF THE DRAGON; Eurus in STAR WARS; Nocturne in BALDUR’S GATE 3; Hotspur in THE PRINCE; also @KillJamesBond ✨👑
female gooner @lofibaby.bsky.social friendship with twitter has end bluesky is new best friend
Garfield @garfieldthecat.bsky.social I like lasagna almost as much as I hate fascists
Let’s be friends (unless your name is Opie)
wint @dril.bsky.social Never Bullshit
I challenge any and every one who wants to kick my ass to a debate .
https://www.patreon.com/dril
https://www.instagram.com/dril
https://linktr.ee/drilreal
⌘ left at london ⌘ @leftatlondon.com Join the Patreon to find out what's new on New Track Naturdays! Leftatlondon.com/patreon look up “pills and good advice left at london” i think you’ll rly like it. Musician. Former idiot. Public Universal Frenemy. She/her in Chicago
Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social Writer, actor, audiobook narrator, notorious tryhard
jamelle @jamellebouie.net The real jbouie. Columnist for the New York Times Opinion section. Co-host of the Unclear and Present Danger podcast. b-boy-bouiebaisse on TikTok. jbouienyt on Twitch. National program director of the CHUM Group.
Send me your mutual aid requests.
OffStageJobs.com @offstagejobs.com http://staging.OffStageJobs.com on Bluesky, obviously. This is our official account. Written (poorly) by Patrick Hudson: Founder/Owner. We have suspended posting on whatever Twitter is currently calling itself, while keeping the account as an archive.