Kristen Wixx @kristenwixx.bsky.social Liberal Gen Xer ✦ Legendary Meme Bandit ✦ Lifelong Insomniac
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away and have their shoes.
Hashtag Games Calendar: Bit.ly/HashtagGames
Ron-Paul Sartre @dopaminenjoyer.bsky.social a poster of no renown. he/him
🇵🇸 please consider donating to palestinian refugees https://www.anera.org/ 🇵🇸
Jay @jaycubed2k.bsky.social I mean, I guess...
My Stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xkzqiys5sgwptsoqfkeddqnh/lists/3kfvnaq4pnt2f
I'mWintersMom @imwintersmom.bsky.social pdx based proud girl mom, cannabis expert, feminist...99% IM JOKING seriously
just Me
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:tcxe3msgjrcwhglictxri6vq/feed/aaapvfdbnpzi6
best Me
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:tcxe3msgjrcwhglictxri6vq/feed/aaapvjwra6d7s
Holly Ross @hollyross.bsky.social Singer-Songwriter | Music Industry Vet | Intellectual Property Paralegal | SF Girl | Very sweary | Disabled | Chronically illin’ | Wifey | Cat/Dog Mom | Queer 🏳️🌈 Bi+ 🏳️⚧️
bb bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dl3oltmxv6esalfvwq2nwqvg/feed/aaameqfrh33pu
Reverse Clowngirl @axialagegamer.swifties.social The apocalypse will be shitposted
No skeets are legal advice
Minors DNI except w/ a signed permission slip from your legal guardian on file w/ my manager
If I argue, I probably have a degree in it
我用很多语言发帖…
ficklenuts @ficklenuts.bsky.social All my bullshit: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xc73spbj6e5skmp2nskqqgtw/feed/aaah42pkk2ssg
Greatest shits: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xc73spbj6e5skmp2nskqqgtw/feed/aaah46shdwmiw
https://ko-fi.com/ficklenuts
https://ngl.link/ficklenuts
mike☺︎ (silly joe armstrong) @m1keonl1ne.bsky.social extremely normal
extremely normal posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaajypeq6itvw
Lola Ebola @lolaura55.bsky.social Average white bitch. Meme connoisseur. I’ve got a Simpsons quote for every occasion. Oven fresh memes, baked with love just for you!
Captain Disillusion @captaindisillusion.bsky.social Videos. Educational? Not really. Funny? Eh.
"the Chappell Roan of educational YouTube"
youtube.com/@captaindisillusion
patreon.com/captaindisillusion
https://go.nebula.tv/captaindisillusion
Christina, mother of spiders @aikiwomannc.bsky.social I'm not here to be the savior you long for only the one you don't.
Part time cryptid
Another ADHD fueled hyperfixation will be arriving shortly.
Behold my skeets.
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:r7wqaf3fczlnenogrqggrzyr/feed/aaajhzktmzatm
MiloPoint @milopoint.bsky.social If you're looking for a battle of wits, I'm unarmed.
Nicci Walberg @babsblueribbon.bsky.social Emmy Award Winning Producer of Make Cool Shit Take No Shit
Lizzlepants 🐒 @lizzlepants.bsky.social resident pantologist
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3dg5zlv5v6tbzizwatnunvwu/feed/aaabx33niyxtm
Luna 🌙🌟 @headingwest.ca Anti-hate. Love is love. She/her. Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother, and so on. Funnier in replies. If you wonder if I'm joking, I probably am. Settler in Coast Salish territory 🇨🇦
Crafter, gardening, herbs, bitching about life, shit that makes me laugh and weed
Queen Beast @myhiveaway.bsky.social Surfing one wave at a time. Eyes to the skies.
☀️♈️
🌚♐️
⬆️♐️
🔥🔥🔥
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rfwkex4hznvyyx5dl6fz3452/feed/aaadfhqd5vjiy
Unpainted Huffheins @corkykneivel.bsky.social the finest selection in fixtures and appointments for your bathroom, bedroom, boudoir. And if you can find lower prices anywhere
alber @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social not really a dog. reposts = official CDC recommendations. he/him
Dark Deeny(they\them) @darkdeeny.bsky.social Ethical porn made by a queer nonbinary artist so you can jerk off in peace! 🔞 NSFW
NO AI IS USED TO MAKE MY PORN
Fansly: https://fansly.com/DarkDeeny
Patreon: patreon.com/Darkdeeny
Tips greatly appreciated: https://ko-fi.com/geraldinepiche
TracieBreaux @traciebreaux.bsky.social Cajun, crawfish eater and ice road trucker. I'm still calling my posts tweets on here. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dzdcofxcag6e5hrz3moguzke/feed/aaacc7ag7jus6
SpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social Reptilian humanoid in a cozy skin suit
Skrrts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rzx3l5xolmcvx5zcu3t3bl7o/feed/aaac25lduykog
InTheRuins @intheruins.bsky.social A doug. Stupid human tricks. New Haven.
recent me: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kslrwjcbbs7uyn3ccwiwii6n/feed/chrono-skeets
decent me: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kslrwjcbbs7uyn3ccwiwii6n/feed/top-skeets
ObsidianShiv @obsidianshiv.bsky.social Safe place for everyone unless you're the wrong kind of idiot.
All up in @kaylaaaaaaaaaaaah.bsky.social's snizz
stuff I've said: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lbibgb3szjh4o2mqubjvnbs6/feed/aaab7yuy2hwj4
Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social
Jilted at the alt
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaf2nuttxkhg
motel california @motelporn.bsky.social We are all just prisoners here on our own device
gen x • hospitality • lmt • sfw • milf • #fuckMS • she/her/mom •
stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ec3rjefpjf5d6utve7lq2py6/feed/aaaemwfiui5sw
rooms: https://www.tumblr.com/motelporn
ash @ashhull.bsky.social Sad clown with a caffeine buzz...
Now
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaalyyxhyda6q
Later:
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lalalyds @lalalyds.bsky.social I like love corned beef hash
⬇️If you wanna⬇️
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:wrs5ycqkoik4ol4s3fhkdoug/feed/aaablylvlubqk
Nora Loreto @nolore.bsky.social Author, freelance journalist, socialist. Kryptonite to a certain type of man.
http://www.noraloreto.ca
James Cook @jamesecook.bsky.social Linktr.ee/shoobypodcast
Comedian. Often speaks of pop songs from days of yore.
LA - 💙 Sassy Pants 💙 @lasassypants.bsky.social Profoundly Pisces • Snark Savant • Sugar & Spice & 90% Nice 💙TG💙 MOMSPLAINER
The Suite Life of LA: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:f5xfh2q4gy2mojsicriqv5nm/feed/aaamunv2omale
↘️ I'm not following all y'all back ↙️
🚫 I need a P0LITICS-FREE zone 🚫
Avery @averybodyposts.bsky.social ✍🏻 It’s all odd, cause I can’t even
Short Stories: AverybodyWrites.com
Me: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:tnli4klq2qqhl6iypw57uqdb/feed/aaakn6xdmdupo
The Hits: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:tnli4klq2qqhl6iypw57uqdb/feed/aaansyt5j77lo
KaylaScreams @kaylaaaaaaaaaaaah.bsky.social I'm feeling a lot of self-imposed pressure to make this bio funny. Oh well.
Weird guy that lives in my house:
@obsidianshiv.bsky.social
Stuff I wish was funnier: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ebb5yatpbzx4pgw2e2x7d4ny/feed/aaacgruahiijg
Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social All pookleblinky know is play music, lift weight, eat hot chip, write unsettling threads. You are now aware of the taste of your own mouth. Gendered in the way a peat bog is.
Trumpet, saxophone, guitar, banjo, bass, and squats
Kelly__le @kellyle.bsky.social Jokes and whatnot.
Kelly__le from the Twitter
David Futrelle @davidfutrelle.bsky.social Writer. Thing for cats to sit on. The We Hunted the Mammoth guy.
New newsletter: Brotopians
Clips in NYT, WaPo, Slate, The Nation, The Cut, Vice, etc.
Brotopians.com
WeHuntedTheMammoth.com
https://www.david-futrelle.com/ (Writing coach page)
Wonder Kitten @wonderkitten.bsky.social I guess they’ll let anyone in here
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:z2x5l4kr6ra64rvm3cpukdxx/feed/aaanrdgt2klum
Wristy @wristroom.bsky.social He/him. Probably autistic.
check out my skeets below
Random: https://tinyurl.com/ycxabsnk
Best: https://tinyurl.com/ys6vscup
recent: https://tinyurl.com/yc32n87e
Stabbatha Christy @lovenlunchmeat.bsky.social Sentient camera. I see things. Sometimes I tell jokes.
Wiffle Ball Helmet @wffleballhelmet.bsky.social Who mistook the steak for chicken?
Posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaajygjltpaxk
La Femme Fatali @toomanycommas.bsky.social I'm a niche genre.
Does this work: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jiqppb3vymtquebk2yatb4mw/feed/aaabh3yla3vcq
Grimm @grimmreality.bsky.social Sometimes drunk. Profoundly undateable. I use the c-word as if I am Scottish but am not. Shitposting through the dumbfuckpocalypse. Vet my stupid shit here: https://
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CynicalTherapist @cynicaltherapist.bsky.social LMFT-LADAC Witch, Addictions Expert, Not your therapist. Both traumatized and trauma informed.
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3brg3tkarfmhgddu4pmgjbkq/feed/aaapaaog6d5h4
Larry Marson @lmarson05.bsky.social 
SeaTea @tierno158.bsky.social I use pain to hide the humor.
Rebel Yankee @tnrefugee.bsky.social I’ve lived a life of filthy bliss. Figuring out life in a multigenerational home.
omgisme @omgisme.bsky.social Dog lover . I have autism . I like computers an coding fixing computers
Insearch of blue minded people. Trying to understand this world with a autistic mind. Without empathy the world is screwed. https://discord.gg/NYzmz7cdnY Discord if you would like to
Kitty Kelliher @kittykelliher.bsky.social Digital diva. Plastic Paddy. County Cricklewood-born. Tea drinker. A 'Highly strung Philomena Cunk'. Lupus Warrior. Dullard. Collapsed Catholic.
Expect a lot of pics of roast potatoes from me.
#spudInfluencer #Spudologist
Killjöy 🇨🇦 @phalguy.bsky.social An old idiot who plays disc golf--badly.
He/Him
rufus @te-kanawa.bsky.social hardly serious
alt-text matters
Pp: me wearing a hoodie from Jules and a cream hat with green text: duzzn matta
Bp: east side of Lake Tahoe looking west
My junk: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaly42rhe6yw
@teamrecks.bsky.social @teamrecks.bsky.social I am the opening act, the headliner, and the after party
Rachelle @rasm69.bsky.social
Random, curious, engaging, real life raconteuse
Canamerican
My posts:
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:22h7qlveuxl2dlvxyp6lbmup/feed/aaah7b7zkxgce
~garry~ @garrykerls.bsky.social 🌊surfin’ the web🏄♂️ | words w/ @flagrantmag.com ~ @ggtribune.com ~ @paletteswap.site
🌈B🐝 @vtbee80.bsky.social she/her/hers 🏳️🌈
always awkward. usually quiet. sometimes funny. probably hungry.
avi by @geraldinepiche.bsky.social
banner by @chellygoose.bsky.social
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:wvt2kn37a4ln5hy7etrornfz/feed/aaak67arhxfbm
Mazzy @msnis.bsky.social Pronouns: she/her
bangers (and mash)
https://bsky.app/profile/msnis.bsky.social/feed/aaaautv2clgh6
aka Elynnbarstar @elynnbarstar.bsky.social It was the summer of 1963, I was 17. My family spent the summer at Kellerman's. I lost my virginity to a 30 something yo man, totally romantic. We saved Penny from a botched abortion and I learned professional dancing in 2 hours. The End.
Possibly Kimberly @possiblykim123.bsky.social Sometimes I am nice; sometimes I am kind.
Rarely both.
🫶🏻
yeah ok @poutinesmoothie.bsky.social *finger gun*
Stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:efdtjcx67l6vpztu7muhp64s/feed/aaajpf6pskcva
@2happyright @2happyright.bsky.social Writer, poet, jewelry maker and mixed media artist.
Always funny always sarcastic.💙
🐝RCMhere @rcmhere.bsky.social Mom, Survivor, Sagittarius, Georgia living, Compassionate, Honest, Loyal, Inquisitive, Learning Every Day
Please no DMs until I get to know you. I will unfollow otherwise.
☠🏴☠️Mutiny After Midnight🏴☠️☠ @railroadofsin.bsky.social A muse
A Siren
A Situation
A Chaos
A Pirate
A finely tuned sound tsunami.
It is a tale told by an idiot, full of Sound & Fury.
Honky Tonk Mind
Head High, Fuck Em All
Hunter Biden Energy
Make Art Not Friends
Fueled by Johnny Blue Skies 🐢🌌💙
@thenoseknow.bsky.social @thenoseknow.bsky.social 
karasocial relationship 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social kara, grey/ace, 18+
ADHD, ASD, Bipolar II
🌳 https://linktr.ee/moxiepop
☕ https://ko-fi.com/moxiepop3d
💥 MY POSTS: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rkvoyvi25mcl4juxqppwizkt/feed/aaac5ugbponfw
SpookyRockyMountainOysters👻 @instantghosts.bsky.social Writer, mom, goblin @adrianelord on insta, https://buymeacoffee.com/hansonamq
Yeets: http://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaap7jmdff4gw
✨ S U P E R S T A R fish ✨ @quicklycrocodile.bsky.social i think i might already be gone;
so long & thanks for all the fish 🫡
shit that hit (for whatever reason):
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:s4itrggfqgvsf5wx3fgrmj33/feed/aaabfut25mghe
take care of each other (bye!)👋🏻💖
alt pfp/bgp: starfish/bitch
PEBKAC @telecom-terrorist.com Welcome to Internet
I love you
Brain Sharts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ny6qk2qqjt7fegqh3qig53oc/feed/aaacklhsphxpk
sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social six feet of radioactive decay and candy
sweetposts: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaahsr44yjqoy
Frauen Power @frauenpower.bsky.social Mom, wife, sister and friend. Fan of Mr. Rogers, Dolly and RBG 🌅
Melissa @justamomnamedmm.bsky.social Mom of moody teenage girls, occasional writer of words, drinker of coffee and lover of the sky/nature. I'm loud and outspoken and I will never shut up. Pro-Democracy, Pro-Choice, Feminist, Ally.
Grammer @grammer24.bsky.social Bird app refugee. We are in for a bumpy ride!
Pro Roe. LGBTQ and Trans safe here. Grandma who has seen a few things. Fight for your daughters and granddaughters - their lives depend on it!
Norm @chingerhook.bsky.social "I understood what he meant when he said I sucked." -- Todd Snider
formerly ogskydog
suckage https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:it6vk4nyt7nu7yo54h7ivezf/feed/aaahvtsdprjuw
top suck https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:it6vk4nyt7nu7yo54h7ivezf/feed/top-skeets
RXSarsparilla formerly Hell's Belle🎉 @gypsymoon1969.bsky.social Bluesky's mom. Age? The wrong side of 55. ✌🏽❤️🎶🌼
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zlp3zvw5byskq34uejwvicw5/feed/aaalbi64cput2
Captain Peter Quinn @captainpeterquinn.bsky.social Socialist
parental unit to 2 cats
Wrestling, NUFC
Star Trek, Sci-fi, film and tv.
Heavy Metal
he/him
DM's open
LGBTQ+ friendly
https://www.topcashback.co.uk/ref/peter1978 referral link
Leggy Pain 🇨🇦🇵🇸🇺🇦 @leggypain.bsky.social Neurodivergent, Demi, Bi, hedonistic, a little artistic, bookish and riddled with climate anxiety. Elbows Up
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaapy4wmn6ltq
CTRL ALT DASKEET @somedankinmycup.bsky.social He/him 1312. Melt ICE. Leftist, further left than you’re thinking. Little further. Yep right there .
dianarama @dirty-birdie.bsky.social wanna laugh so hard I puke my pants
mayonnaise rudeboy @paintedsky.ca he/him 👾 indie dev 🤬 sweary 💩 too much shitposting 🇨🇦 sorry about it 🚽 50/50 i’m shittin rn 🧠 adhd 🏳️⚧️ trans rights you fuckaas bitch 🌐 paintedsky.ca 💼 portfolio: cara.app/karyl
#art #gamedev #godot
Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaabkx4ybmn2y
No Trick Pony @hiddenpinky.bsky.social Bsky's premier reply pony
Trying to recapture the days before political obsession broke everyone's brains.
Classic Pinky: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:r776trckjmpfowvt3mcc4jue/feed/aaapchaae3x3q
Best more recent: https://shorturl.at/4TExh
Squirrellee 🇦🇺 @squirrellee.bsky.social 🍉🌿🏳️🌈 Xennial autistic she/her. Linguistics, literature, leftism, games, media, metal, football & general nerd shit. Happily partnered. Used to be in a band.
APS, CPSU ✊️
Naarm ❤️💛🖤
Joolia Ghoulia @jooliaghoulia.bsky.social Strong female protagonist ◆ #horror maven ◆ investigator of the #paranormal ◆ recovering YouTube creator ◆ perpetrator of shenanigans ◆ a poke in the third eye 🏳️🌈✨
mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social oh..... hello
Mara Flint @mara.carminerebellion.uk She/her 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
Broadcast engineer and occasional software developer. Guitarist, songwriter and home recording enthusiast - releasing music as Carmine Rebellion (@carminerebellion.uk). And big fan of dragons.
Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social Still in that awkward pre-ghost phase
writer/editor at The Beaverton
she/her | Vancouver B.C.
Articles: https://www.thebeaverton.com/author/mary-gillis/
If you wanna criticize me, pay here first: https://ko-fi.com/marygillis
The Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social Queen. Pick your baddies. I mean battles
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaabdguk6hkxk
https://www.instagram.com/kimmer_cakes?igsh=YTQwZjQ0NmI0OA%3D%3D&utm_source=q
Rachel @slightlycaustic.bsky.social I smiled and waved. Married Mom of two adults. Pro Vaccine, all of them. Anti Conservative, all of them. Anti Fascist. Cat lady. Canadian. Godless heathen.🇨🇦🇺🇦🇵🇸
Maz is difficult 🍉 @maz54.bsky.social Naarm 🇦🇺
Creepy DMs = instant block.
Roxy @laboxalaroxa.bsky.social ❁ puffy soft stuff ❁
ignis et lapis
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:23g7nlkq7qbkzf5x6jbi2gn4/feed/aaalarbsuoje2
Bogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social Tradesman, Musician, Malcontent.
New: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:koejo5clr3khvnmdnfuqffi5/feed/aaacrpmcwzmdg
Bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:koejo5clr3khvnmdnfuqffi5/feed/aaacrsfikdrqk
Wayne Fryback @waynefryback.bsky.social He/him/his. Husband. Father of two ÂûDHD boys. Accountant. Car guy. I work really hard, but then so do washing machines. I'll treat you like an adult unless you give me a reason not to.
Cricket, Gold Star Bisexual 💖💜💙 @manicpanic.bsky.social They/them MILF. polyam AF. Dynamite with a laser beam. Makes art. Occasionally slutty. I am 40 or 50 years old. MDNI
Protect trans kids 🔪 🔪 🔪
my shitty posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lz3jukwmz32gov7ln7vxtwre/feed/aaanepkijcmt6
strange ranger @lithiumsucks.bsky.social Co-slave with @skeptyk.bsky.social of two cats.
Blah, blah, blah:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vpmsy4e75xl5iglu6677semw/feed/aaajlp7k4443m
Cream of the crap (my top skeets):
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vpmsy4e75xl5iglu6677semw/feed/top-skeets
Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social Garbage Bluesky. Flaming dumpster extraordinaire.
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaajoiojpwzs2
'dro🐰 @clowndro.bsky.social Don't fear/superboy is here/and it feels good to me
Mine: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6uivv4i6quuq35dw3whgdcab/feed/aaab5j4llxq56
Dual Noon @dualnoon.bsky.social hairless primate
❤️☮️💛♍️💚
he/him - West by God Virginia
ditchpony @ditchpony.bsky.social live from Minnesota
my dissertation: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:e7cj3zz5x64obhphxxlbsngg/feed/aaadmwu6el4wa
kim @kimmymonte.bsky.social my stuff:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:5rnmu5xtzqwc2c4u22abl2ka/feed/aaabw5bxhz3yw
donni saphire @donni.bsky.social Chicago if it matters. Dive bar comedy vet. Only seem calm because I’m exhausted. Thinking about some new shirts
Helen Peatfield @helenpeatfield.bsky.social 🧠 Welcome to Antifascism, ADHD, and Dogs!
📱 ADHD Coach building tools to help neurodivergent people
Horsemorsel @horsemorsel.bsky.social Previously Horsemorsel on Twitter.
Previously Horsemorsel on Facebook.
Previously Horsemorsel on toast.
beccadagoo @silly.bsky.social all my posts are 100% serious and fact-checked for accuracy