Andre Weast @formercymencry.bsky.social No relation
Captain Anarchy; Niche Internet Micro Celebrity (Ironic) @captanarchy.cryptoanarchy.network NO MINORS | Official Fredo-verse side character | He/They | 26 | Hockey, Punk, Protest | Dunkin hater residing in Dunkinland | mastodon.social/@captanarchy
@punishedjeff.bsky.social @punishedjeff.bsky.social never had the makings of a varsity athlete :/
Jankguy Sextable @janky.isgoodat.sex eat pussy, punch nazis
mature audiences only
he/him
The Portrait of Dorian Gay @bogmouth.bsky.social bigmouth strikes again and ive got no right to take my place in the human race
middle aged man btw
Kaiser Exterminente @bigwetbugs.bsky.social Just like your insurance company I kill to live
emilia dot beer @emilia.beer communist wife girl
25
she/her
taken and exclusive
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http://linktr.ee/RandomYo
https://thebandemilia.bandcamp.com/
actuallyโฆ im astrid @mimikyuute.bsky.social They/Them/She/Her.
previously served as martin scorsese (27th may 2025 - 29th may 2025)
rest in peace smams (533,904,454 BCE - march 25, 2026)
Puff ๐ต๐ธ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ @puffyapple.bsky.social Puff the magic monsterfucker
Puff the cowardly tiger
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-Con Bio
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-Block me if you're a Transphobe or Zionist. Thanks.
Smams @smams.bsky.social Notable adult
Pedant is spelled "peh-dunt"
It's not a pepe, it's its own frog
1 like = 1 smam
I couldn't decide between my snappy one-liner bios, so I put them all
Emet at NerdyKeppie @urbanprole.bsky.social Co-owner, NerdyKeppie. Pasty white Jewish queer in a patch jacket doing needle arts near a pit bull. Yes, that @UrbanProle. (They/Them)
Reluctant anarcho-bundist.
Gwyx (I just think Pine Martens are neat) @punishedgwyx.bsky.social Schizo Gang
They/Them
Minors please DNI
Lawyers/Cops/Feds/Zionists DNI
Kindness for the innocent, revenge on the wicked
Anarcho-Tankie
Transphobia should be a capital crime
@ me if you want me to be mean to a Liberal. Its my favorite hobby.
Onnaiseโญ @onnaise.bsky.social 22 years old, he/him, council communist
More than Bluesky's other raccoon
Youโre still on Threads? What do you still have it for?!
Lady Aranea @ladyaranea.bsky.social I'm a spider-girl VTuber/Vsona, and social justice advocate! I stream video games, sing, and infodump about politics, emotional health, and other stuff I'm interested in. Check me out at https://linktr.ee/l4dyaranea!
#MonsterGirl #Twitch #ENVtuber #Vsona
Vaping Microplastics @voltzyr.myatproto.social Socialism with Mr. Rogers characteristics
Humanities and science oriented
โAIโ Ethics (Harm Reduction, NOT Pro-โAIโ)
Lover of orcs and beefy/big men
A good boy, not a man
AuDHD, CPTSD (TW: Mentally Ill)
He/They/She (Genderfluid) 32
NSFW content sometimes ๐
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football goblinโฝ๏ธ
(Clapton CFCโค๏ธ๐ค โข Reading๐๐ค โข Celtic๐)
girl/lass/cailรญn but โnot a woman/lady/ma'am
sรญad/they/she/xe
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i ๐ valued customer @santi.codes
transsexual wizard (subclass: despite everything, still a fag) @okadaizo.men ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ ๐ณ๏ธโ๐
we are alexei lee, white, he/him (mostly), 29, with the love of our life since 2015.
student and starving musician/writer.
auDHD, plural, queer, nondogmatic marxist-leninist
tip jar: $alexeilee
eben (่บบๅนณ; Tang-Ping era) @automax.bsky.social hi iโm Eben; a wife-guy; iโm here to put my special touch on things
โFirst as awkwardness* then as epilepsyโ
*major depressive disorder, art college
Dr, octocryptid PhD, chart reader ๐ฌ @octocryptid.bsky.social an abomination against space and time
they/them
LemonCurb @lemoncurdmatcha.bsky.social Idfk
Marxist/theatre artist
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wooper @godzilla-lives.cryptoanarchy.network woop
Rav @rvbdrm.com Master Fitted-Sheet Folder | ๐ฌ๐พ ๐จ๐ฆ
Followed by Jerry
mastodon.social/@rvbdrm
Profile: A brown man wearing a tuxedo.
Banner: โMarked safe from explosive diarrhea.โ
the monkees homoerotic fun facts and funny moments @brettnyanderson.bsky.social Shannon/Faolรกn (๐ Bรกnรกnach, ๐ Giorria, ๐ฆ Caorรกnach), 30+, they/them, disabled artist/writer, plural, ฮฮ, celiac, cancer survivor, insane pervert, lover of old niche music & video games, professional scapegoat. Art account: @highrising.bsky.social
Sister.mon ๐ฒโฐ๏ธ๐ง๐ธ @sistermons.bsky.social Likes hot chip
Reverse Clowngirl @axialagegamer.swifties.social The apocalypse will be shitposted
No skeets are legal advice
Minors DNI except w/ a signed permission slip from your legal guardian on file w/ my manager
If I argue, I probably have a degree in it
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Yung Sheldon Ring @brododouchebaggins.cryptoanarchy.network MDNI
Potion seller I desire you're strongest potions
He/they
Banner by @horny4gandalf.bsky.social
Mollz (ballz) @dopestatistics.bsky.social Statistic who does statistics
She/her
Discord: ask
JIZZ JISHOLM JR. @jizzjisholmjr.bsky.social 
Steve Fartlow @stevefartlow.bsky.social Watchโem transform the game to the rules of foosball
BIRDS! @werewhalewolf.bsky.social Endorsed by Pete Buttigieg
Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope ๐ชฟ @cyaneyed.lol Consumate professional terminally online pigeon.
Pro closed captioner for audio books.
Pigeon/bird. First pope of Ornitheology.
Boring & bland. You've been warned
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๐งZombuddy๐งโโ๏ธ @budbuddyguy.sheshed.lol E1M1's third greatest warrior. Zombunist. Undead rights. Drops standard pistol ammo on death.
He/him
PFP by @dsoart.com
Ina Garten of BanBan @drizzyborden.bsky.social ๐ฉ
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phantasmajones.net
Understimulated at rest (delayed retirement arc) @jmshghtwr.bsky.social Catnip farmer.
"Surprisingly wise when impaired" -- blueskyroast.com
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Quant For Dinner @bloodlessquant.bsky.social 
i am trapped under a sofaโ @horny4gandalf.bsky.social live large, a big house, five cars, you're in charge
motzenballer @motzenballer.com Head garbage maker at @bootleggarbage.com
AuDHD, elder millenial/internet denizen
Cats & Hostas & Detroit & Stuff
greta garblghhhh @ipnotica.bsky.social certified fine meat product for many year
Holden Disperra, #1 Ally of the LGBTQ community @punishedholden.bsky.social The best poster in the entire east-central and northeastern parts of Iowa
If you hear me honkin, that such a silly goose
Formerly MLRDMAN22 on America Online
Dr. Abobo Bixlee, Economist @bixlee.bsky.social luring discover feed dollies to a life of vice
https://linktr.ee/bixlee
FKFTSH @fkftsh.myatproto.social AMERICA'S LEAST FAVORITE POSTER IS IN YOUR WALLS AGAIN
white disabled transgender leftist / 28 / shitposter, artist, and gardener / formerly she was speaking / wear a damn mask
she / they / it
upscrolled: @fkftsh
mastodon: @fkftsh@fkft.sh
Rep. LuluLenin (D) @lululenin.bsky.social All Power to the Soviets
Ernest Penfold @penfoldsfiv.eurosky.social i just wanna grill for godโs sake!
link: https://linktr.ee/penfoldsfive
location: Indiana
pronouns in bio: he/him
Tanukiโs Revenge @tanukisrevenge.bsky.social Creating Signal Joke
Puff! Make a wish!
Stickposter
Bard
#WeirdLittleMushroomFolk Creator/Artist
Enchanted Forest adjacent
Lovable enemy of gnomes
Professor Freaksworth @proffreakzworth.bsky.social Serial liker. Views are carefully manufactured to make you like me. 44
All you fitting in this box is like seriously freaked up!
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social not AI! this bot is madlibs with rng, it does not do tricks or take commands, it just posts. Not LLM or Markov-based / created by @lawngnomesorceress.bsky.social, hosted by @bluebotsdonequick.com
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they/them
Appalachia โTil I Die
Purveyor of fine weapons grade spite and vicious sneering odium
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My Worst Skeets:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qbhmginx4d7p5i7phptictkp/feed/top-skeets
Lee-uh @feistyfeminist.bsky.social She/her/y'all
Lenin in the streets / Dostoyevsky in the sheets
โจqueer commie terroristโจ @britculpsapp.bsky.social harm reductionist & counselor, advocate, member of young widow club - once featured in Bon Appรฉtit magazine. views are my own; smarter + funnier than you.
๐MPLS | 40ish | she/they
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Miners DNI ๐ซต๐ฆพ๐
Lagoogoo Doll @matchbox30.bsky.social Proctologist. Proud father of eight uncle to 30. Father of the first 12-year-old US Air Force pilot. Scientology journalist and expert. Former chief of staff for Dianne Fienstein BEFORE the incident. Founded the khive in 2017. FIFA certified Economist.
Trill Stancil @trillstancil.bsky.social aye was good shawty