Grudging Signup @grudgingsignup.bsky.social I didn't really want to sign up for Twitter, but they made me
Now they made me sign up over here too
"The people search everywhere for a saviour, but only charlatans are to be found."
Block early, block often
He/him
FatGayFriend @fatgayfriend.bsky.social Eldritch Millennial: dog dad, dad jokes & Daddy issues. Film dork, book butch, pop queen and history nerd. City builder & medieval tavern game enthusiast. Fat, gay, friendly, Bri’ish. Your da would say “hard left”.
Trans rights, or else!
@emilytomshep.bsky.social @emilytomshep.bsky.social Optimistic,autistic, perimenopausal, gardener, skater, runner, indie shoegazer, tofu eating wokerati.
Ben Yates @benyates.bsky.social Opsimath, betwixt fascinating rock and smart looking hard place. #OUFC
Mrs MoonCakes. @helsmels.bsky.social Here for a good time, not a long time.
Takes photos, grows plants, makes gardens.
House is a feeling. 🪩
MARRIED.
DMs are for friends.
🏳️🌈
Lionella @lionella.bsky.social 🎀 unmedicated 🎀 unsupervised 🎀 thriving 🎀
Francis @francios-1878.bsky.social Dogs,Real Ale,Food,Purple Bin Owner,Music,Everton Football Club,Lancs.
Jim Musil Painter @jimmusilpainter.bsky.social Modern Landscape Painter
JimMusil.com
Suzanne ✈️ @anatomoth.bsky.social Darksurreal tattoo and fine artist.
Creatures from Sykaltkatu🐈🕷️🦤
Bookings and business in email 📖suzanne.kobela@gmail.com
Pie Museum @piemuseum.bsky.social international maverick
DisMember @dismember.co.uk http://dismember.co.uk/
Hansard: Cheat Mode Activated
Everything interesting MPs said since 2010, easily searchable, sortable, sliceable.
We also uncover interesting moments from the entirety of parliamentary history and share them regularly here.
Pete Williams @londiscalrissian.bsky.social London / Black Country. A really big fan of Dan Ackroyd.
Will Of The People @creamywillbrie.bsky.social Raddled Adult. "A terrifyingly intense collection of bad opinions"
Katkin @katkin20.bsky.social Slowly collecting cats. I've been able to replicate David Bellamy's signature since 1981.
Anne Richardson @annierich.bsky.social Pretty fucking sound tbqhwy
TV journalist turned psychotherapist, Manchester turned London, now Leicester.
Left, loud, long, louche, lovely.
Audioworld @audioworld.bsky.social I publish AudioDaily.com, classical music reviews. I have worked as music producer, recording engineer, musicologist, pianist/keyboard artist, and surround sound enthusiast. Follow for AudioDaily bonus content!
Murray Christison @pieman70.bsky.social Mildly bemused engineer, also husband, father, railwayman. Definitely liberal and drifting leftward on a daily basis. He/Him
Sunday Cheese Reviews @venezuelanbeaver.bsky.social As it reads on the label.
My main account:
https://bsky.app/profile/stevequick.bsky.social
Nana's CookBooks @nanascookbooks.bsky.social Recipes and menus from my Nana's Cookbooks and other older cookbooks, sometimes pictures are included.
🌎SW Michigan
📚The Modern Family Cookbook 1943
📚 Betty Crocker's Picture Cook Book, 1950
📚The Fannie Farmer Cookbook, 1965
📚Joy of Cooking, 1975
Serious Eats @serious-eats.bsky.social Good cooks know how. Great cooks know why.
MC Slim JB (as in "emcee" not "mac") @mcslimjb.bsky.social Pro restaurant critic with 400+ published reviews / features dating to 2005. Now at Boston Magazine. Past perches: Boston dot com, The Improper Bostonian, Stuff Magazine, Boston Phoenix, Dig Boston. Links to my published work at mcslimjb.blogspot.com 
Kitchen Diva 🇨🇦 @kitchendiva.bsky.social I believe in kindness, the magic of science, and caring for our planet. Knowledge and books fuel curiosity and growth, while food and music connect us all.
🚫 DMs 🚫 porn 🚫 MAGA 🚫 solicitation
Gilbert White @gilbertwhite.bsky.social Journal entries from 1768-1793 of the pioneering C18th English naturalist, posted on the day of the year they were written. Currently posting 1777.
Built by @adriantoll.bsky.social
See gilbertwhite.org for more info.
Also see @johnclare.bsky.social
Tom Roberts @tpgroberts.bsky.social The perfect mix of Saturday night and the rest of your life
He/Him
https://www.instagram.com/tpgeats
Fabius Bile's Discard Pile 🦇🐍™️ @necrofrancer.bsky.social Lovable Rat Girl
Live from the Golden Throne
(All views expressed are my own and have not been approved by the Administratum)
Eamonn Sweeney @sweeneyagonistes.bsky.social Author. The Last Ditch, paperback coming out in May.
Freelance writer. Lapsed novelist. Cinephile. Substack coming soon.
Interesting writing gigs in the politics or arts line gratefully considered.
David Higham @oldtrotter.bsky.social Former economist and civil servant. Former (age related) national cycling champion. Still a music fan. Sewn up member of the Zipper Club.
UKWeather @britishweather.bsky.social Pro photographic Journalist Extreme Weather/Nature
Weather Photography from all around the British Isles
Twin account: Natural World @thenaturalworld.bsky.social
Administered by: @orangewalrus.bsky.social
Kittie 🖤🦝 @tenredpencils1.bsky.social cats & crochet & leftie stuff. photos of the silly little things I’m doing with my days on this earth
🐈🖤🐹💚🧶🏴☠️
she/her
ac/dc
Jamie Schler @lifesafeast.bsky.social Writer immersed in French culinary history. Cookbook author. Hotel owner. Jam maker. Américaine spécialiste de l’histoire culinaire française. Also Contrarian News food. #endALS
https://jamieschler.substack.com
Bob @bchristianpoet.bsky.social I’m not funny. I’m just really mean and people think I’m joking.
Poet. Photographer. Professional rambler.
Shed Dwelling, grumpy old veteran.
#autism #PTSD
Married to Mrs Bob…
Butler to Noodles
https://linktr.ee/BobChristianpoetry
comfort foods @primpker.bsky.social As many fingers as there are stars in the sky!
Alistair Coleman @alistaircoleman.bsky.social Former internet celebrity. Former journalist. Current human author and @apiln.bsky.social Supreme Leader. Ally. fizzandnonsense.bsky.social completes me.
Josh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social I am the Comics Curmudgeon, among several other things.
Jim @jimofthenorth.bsky.social North East UK residererer. Mostly harmless, mediocre at best and I shout at the telly.
SminkyPinky ❄️ @sminkypinky.bsky.social I'm here for the pets. Show me your pets. Southend-on-Sea
Chris 📎 @dalekchap.bsky.social Tea drinker, vegetarian, atheist, animal fan, very happily married. 📎 Frenchie dad. He/Him. Geek.
JustJ @jojoyoyos.bsky.social Silly and sparky and a bit stubborn
Annie Gray @dranniegray.bsky.social Food historian, mainly British food ca1650 on. Writer, consultant, speaker. #BBCTKC panellist. Linktree: https://linktr.ee/dranniegray
Steven Perkins @stevenperkins.bsky.social "noted Joel Dommett enjoyer" - @fuunsaiki.bsky.social (he/him)
Paysan and the gnome @paysan.bsky.social Paysan- a boozer only selling wine. Upstairs cavern of the curious gnome - a 9 1/2 foot gnome only selling a top quality beer. Chester. The Cup Inn is our next adventure
NovemberVivi (Claire) @novembervivi.bsky.social Still persistent, still irritating
The Tuesday Man @thetuesdayman.bsky.social Spursy | ADHD | Socialista
Small Boat Person
Shit Planning @planningshit.bsky.social A celebration of all the Shit Stuff imposed on our environment. Perpetrated by Architects, Planners, Surveyors, Engineers & other environmental ne’er do wells.
Sir Traline @dial-hectic.bsky.social Smoked salmon and cream cheese Hegel.
Fourfoot @fourfoot.bsky.social Winner of Wales Most Paranoid Man, 1998. As seen on Britain’s Saddest Fairgrounds, Giant or Dwarf, Bag of Wasps.
Note: My ALT photo game is STRONG BRO.
Tom Haddon @tomh-analyst.bsky.social 17 years as an energy market analyst, now working on asset transactions and investment advice across the energy industry. All views are my own.
More background: https://www.linkedin.com/in/tom-haddon-62aa7642/
ACARS Drama @acarsdrama.bsky.social A project powered by a network of aviation enthusiasts hunting for interesting cleartext ACARS messages. All posted messages are delayed & have identifying information removed. Most messages are very undramatic.
acarsdrama.com | jumpseat.acarsdrama.com
Gabby HC @scriblit.bsky.social Comedy writer & Author. Repped by JFL. Dead Funny History, Horrible Histories & Horrible Science! Loadsa R4 stuff! And more! Buy the Darkwood Trilogy or Rooks Trilogy or Cursed Under London! 🐝 with the 🫖. Avatar by Tealin!
mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social oh..... hello
Grumps @grumpsforever.bsky.social Grumpy, (trying to be) kind & supportive, Dad of 3, separated, trying to keep going amongst the general madness. Just putting one foot in front of the other.
Purveyor of the MurderCorridor™️
Ally🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
MacPsych @macpsych.bsky.social Irish 🇮🇪 | Psychologist 🧠 | Dubliner, now Londoner | Massive geek 🚀 | Probably planning my next trip to Japan ✈️🇯🇵 | A big old gay 🏳️🌈
✏️ https://www.macpsych.blog | 🐘 https://social.lol/@macpsych |
Fiona G @feeyonag.bsky.social Scottish, mum of two boys, Killie fan, safe space, book nerd, dog maw. Not necessarily in that order. She/her.
🏴🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
Sarah @sarahvanpelt.bsky.social "She exhausts easily under the pressure to be interesting”
Chris Boyd @paperghost.bsky.social Award winning security researcher | Microsoft MVP x7 | Google Hall of Fame | Music & video creation |
Hacktics and Telemetry Producer |
UK Immigration (family reunion)
https://soundcloud.com/umawing
Several Onions @amusitr0n.bsky.social fart sounds 
Limón de Beauvoir @ottomanvampire.bsky.social Killjoy. Post-Ottoman subject. Class traitor. Feels alterity sickness everywhere. Still coviding. She/they/daddy.
Background: Scene from Audition by Takashi Miike
Profile: portrait of Sylvia von Harden
https://letterboxd.com/limondebeauvoir/
Satsuma Danger @clementinedanger.bsky.social 🚫 BlueSky users DNI 🚫
he/they 🏳️⚧️
Adventures in Modern Recoding @joebaldwin.me.uk Person. Admin gonk. Nerd. 80s synthpop idiot. Norwich dweller. Social democrat. Elden Ring obsessive. Semi-talented iOS app dev. Tesco Value satirical poster. Lidl croissant enthusiast. It’s always David Cameron’s fault.
Mr. Ministré @jahiggins.bsky.social The ribald laughter of the philistine
les aristocrates à la lanterne!
Supplier to Soft Mick
"You are all that matters to me"
Pornhub Out of Context @nocontextpornhub.bsky.social random pornhub replies • on the verge of wholesome • 18+
this account does not endorse any political views expressed herein, or any other weird shit Pornhub users may say
TOP: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:wejvngevbm533mj6qrq2ymvz/feed/aaafzwksxsire
Colin Smith @colinsmith.bsky.social Comics, music, books, film, photos, paintings & cartoons! Humanism & ASD too. A Memorial Device Alternative National Treasure. Hurrah!
Tony Regan @allthewine.bsky.social Celtic, cycling, music, dossing.
Katie @rebelrouser1962.bsky.social There are women that carry old worlds in their bones, and something untamed in their eyes.
Not everyone will understand them.
The ones who remember, will recognize them immediately!
Lori Thompson @lorithompson.bsky.social refugee from the great Xit wave of 2024 - this place seems to have a refreshing bot shortage, now to just find the several thousand of you that migrated from the bad place...
memphis mary 9899 @memphismary.bsky.social encaustic and collage artist
marylongart.com
Guyb12 @guyb12.bsky.social USAF Veteran , stroke survivor, husband, girl dad, cat and dog dad
No maga, lifetime democrat slow to answer DMs, NO PORN
Stace @stacethehippy.bsky.social Switch/PS5 Gamer 🎮
Witch 🔮 Gardener 🌷🍃
Current obsession: Whittling/Wood carving ✨️ DnD Newbie 🐲 UK
A bit sweary.
I'll follow back if you pass the vibe check ☮️
Sarah Peploe @sarahpeploe.bsky.social writing and drawing
https://linktr.ee/sarahpeploe
Header from THE BERG, by @bobgoblynn.bsky.social!
Lee Madgwick @leemadgwick.bsky.social UK based fine artist. Painter (mostly). Dog person (obviously). Abandoned/derelict building enthusiast. Wayfarer. Visionary. Procrastinator.
No NFTs. No AI.
http://www.leemadgwick.co.uk
leemadgwickart on instagram
Adam @adamofftherails.bsky.social Train Driver. Past it but still cool in my head.
Jim Caris @jimcaris.eurosky.social He/him
TerryIriomote @terryleopard.bsky.social Software Developer. Cobol dodger. Wildlife and Travel Enthusiast. Non writing author. Bean Goldilocks.
Umgawa @mehsanthrope.bsky.social Disappointing
Gavin @maycontainnuts.bsky.social Father, husband, geek, Spurs fan, Chiefs fan, technologist. Not necessarily in that order.
Former southerner, now adopted Yorkshireman.
#deZerbiOut.
https://bsky.app/profile/greenparty.org.uk member
(The dog's name is Max)
Stu @stusteel80.bsky.social Dog account. Cutlery enthusiast. Ambivert.
Doesn't tolerate ablism.
My profile on Letterboxd https://boxd.it/5TXUX
Jimbobbers ✌︎㋡ @jimbobbers.bsky.social “He felt that his whole life was some kind of dream, and he sometimes wondered whose it was, and whether they were enjoying it.”
@ionawonderbox’s love bulb.
Keeping my end up for UK/US international relations.
Dr Koning @drkoning.bsky.social Sandgrownun moved south.
Crunchy deviant.
Not a real doctor.
Mags @magnumificent.bsky.social Prone to ranty threads. Education & mental health and dbbqs tend to dominate 🙂
Also @Magnifairyoo (in phases)
♾️ #LUFC 🏴 #Stockport 🥍
Mark the Count 🧮 @marcatty79.bsky.social Joking hazard…Villainous…Exploding kittens…Herd mentality…member of the non % Club
Al @movietrubs.bsky.social 
Ath3na_G 🇺🇦 📎 @ath3na.bsky.social Bio: completely fabricated * experimental
London Acid Techno Chick who doesn't suffer fools gladly
🎶 Techno, DnB, Breakbeat, Indie, Alternative
📚 Sci-fi, Fantasy, Crime, Classics
⚜️ Art Deco, 1930s, Bauhaus
💭 Vegetarian, Anti-fascist, Socialist
Ben 🏔️🏃♂️🇫🇷 @beninchamonix.eurosky.social 🇬🇧 living in Chamonix 🇫🇷 | Trail & Ultra Runner | Dad | Rescue 🐶 & 🐱 | 🏔️ ⛷️ 🏃♂️ | DCFC 🐏 | Radiohead
24/08/26 - UTMB TDS 155km 9,300m D+
https://Strava.com/athletes/10776261
Susan Poupard @susanpoupard.bsky.social All things environmental, nature, sustainability, design, digital, arts & heritage · Edinburgh · I work at VisitScotland, volunteer with National Trust for Scotland & with caltonhill.bsky.social · All views my own
Todd Kendall @alpinemigrant.bsky.social EU and UK citizen. Mountain Dweller. Formerly Alpine Migrant - Author of "The Star and The Pincer" published on Amazon in paperback & Kindle formats - perfect beach/flight reading! TK is not my real name.
https://vsn.to/c2u4rr
Honey @ht-honey.bsky.social Gin drinking, bipolar delight. Maybe.
Scary Gorgon @scarygorgon.bsky.social Liminal creative beast. Small. Terrible.
More context: https://linktr.ee/scarygorgon
Sarah Dempster @dempster2000.bsky.social Writer of nonsenses for “the wireless”, contributor to Private Eye & the Guardian. I like books.
Katie Clark Gray @katiecgray.bsky.social Writer/producer for film, stage, and audio. V.O. artist, recovering playwright. Of course it's "billion-with-a-b," how else would you spell billion. uncomp.ninja
ItIsStevenRhodes @400footghost.bsky.social Oh hello! Come in. Don't sit down, you're not staying long. I draw things, I am autistic, I drink Yorkshire Tea. Is that everything? I think that's everything.
(He/him)
Truckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social Welcome to my page please be polite
Friends of Friendless Churches @friendlesschurches.bsky.social Our 'A Victorian Revival match-funding campaign' aims to save two historic churches in Lincolnshire and Carmarthenshire. These churches are at risk of being lost forever
Support our match-funding now, and every £ given will be matched by our generous donor
Helen @bambi-helen.bsky.social Absolutely no idea what is happening. This applies to all aspects of my existence.
Sorrel Shamel-Wood @sorrelmay.bsky.social Church of England priest. Increasingly
confused millennial. Toddler and baby Mum.
Mary Heavens @daddyissuesbarbie.bsky.social You can windsurf into my life 🎤
Rachel Clare @raquellec.bsky.social Book sniffer. Cheese eater. Robot dancer. Devoted swearer. Trainee drummer. MA Critical Theory student, Birkbeck. Childfree dog lady. Ally. Charity bod. UK. she/her
Hunky Kong @thepaleape.bsky.social get the hell off my page!