K33🎧🎧🎧🇬🇧🇨🇦🇳🇿🇦🇺 @athen4.bsky.social Stop targeting Muslims!
Love to see him give birth
Shit a watermelon go on
They have their own investigators Dave
Ok
I've got a dad back @dadback.bsky.social It's just jokes
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Up next on TCM @tcm-up-next.bsky.social Announces the next airing on Turner Classic Movies a half-hour in advance. Unofficial.
Paula Poundstone @paulapoundstone.bsky.social 
Rachel @slightlycaustic.bsky.social 🇨🇦🍁 🇨🇦 I smiled and waved. Married Mom of two adults. Pro Vaccine, all of them. Anti Conservative, all of them. Anti Fascist. Cat lady. Canadian. Godless heathen.🇨🇦🇺🇦🇵🇸
@ande91.bsky.social @ande91.bsky.social Designer, cat lady, traveler,
photostylist. southerner.
typo princess.
I love art, pot, shoes, American trad tattoos, old punk rock & people that don’t suck.
My magic✨ @yurei.bsky.social
Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social FASCISM IS NOT TO BE DEBATED; IT IS TO BE
SMASHED 👊
Animal Lover
Activist 📢
I will not be silenced 📢
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Fulkery Monkery @fulkery.bsky.social Not worth it
Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social Public servant running for U.S. Senate because it shouldn't be THIS hard to get by. Michigan born and raised. Girl Dad. Doctor. Vote by November 3rd!
Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social Writer, comedian, illustrator, blogger and international woman of mystery. Sworn enemy of the Swedish Yule Goat. Writer of jokes in The Beaverton and Cracked. 🇨🇦
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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social video game/tech reviewer @ Mashable | big sports guy | co-founder of the North Brooklyn chapter of the Welcome to Mooseport fan club
scha·den·freu·de @blisterpearl.bsky.social Learner, Stargazer, Godless Tea-sipper, Cat-owned Ginger, Soul whose intentions are good.
*soul not included
ᴰᴹˢ ʷⁱˡˡ ᵇᵉ ⁱᵍⁿᵒʳᵉᵈ ᵇˡᵒᶜᵏᵉᵈ ᵒʳ ᵐᵒᶜᵏᵉᵈ
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Media Matters for America @mmfa.bsky.social Media Matters for America is the nation’s premier media watchdog. Cited as a trusted source of information by Fox News’ “Brain Room.”
MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com The fastest growing independent news network in the world. We cover breaking news, politics, law and more. We are unapologetically pro-democracy.
Hairball 😡🙄😡🙄🌊✊ @hairball-redux.bsky.social Raised in NJ (living in western NC), I saw this crap coming down the pike 2 decades ago. LGBTQ+ ally. Trump hater. Paleo nerd. Cat parent. Hiker. Nature lover. Amateur gardener. Likely on the spectrum. Potty mouth.
No DMs!
Fuck ICE!
Viv @v.milcom.in Functioning Dopamine Addict. Described undescribable.
Did you really tell a joke if no one reacted to it?
Coffee brewer and drinker. Hater of billionaires.
He/Him
My profile pic is Death of Rats from Discworld.
A.L. likely @alvildalikely.bsky.social Writer - Burnt out paramedic - Dark humor - Weary Optimist
Is this thing on: https://bsky.app/profile/alvildalikely.bsky.social/search
X Alvildalikely
Allikelystory.com
https://allikely.substack.com
UGG!!! @uggcaveman.bsky.social you safe with ugg no matter who you am. slow to "follow back"
politic BAD and make ugg feel bad, no want see!! ugg HATE computer slop!
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GeorgeJeffersonthadius🍥 @fungiblethadius.bsky.social Why are you here? What do you want from me? Put that down. Stop touching everything.
*certified free range, grain fed shitposter
#KeepBlueskyWeird
Ben Miserable @mildlyunwell.bsky.social Last one here, first one to leave.
DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social Actor, author, comedian. A good one, even.
Dcpierson at gmail dot com
Www.dcpierson.com/newsletter
Matt Wagner @mattwag.bsky.social Recovering news addict trying to focus on other things.
Truman Chipotle @trumanchipotle.com Most of what I write about is me getting tased at shopping malls.
trumanchipotle.com
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Anya Taylor-Melancholy @interdiction.bsky.social Re-evaluate your analysis lest you eventuate in dialysis.
Joanne Freeman @jbf1755.bsky.social Historian of early US politics & culture; howl re: democracy—a lot. Last book: The Field of Blood: Violence in Congress & the Road to Civil War. Owned by Newbie the History Bird & Rosie the Resistance Bird.
https://www.youtube.com/@joannefreeman1755
Mel Brooks @officialmelbrooks.bsky.social Writer, Director, Actor, Producer and failed Dairy Farmer.
www.melbrooks.com
Gale Sinatra @galesinatra.bsky.social Climate Refugee, Distinguished Professor Emerita and Professor of Psychology and Education @USC, Member of National Academy of Education. Co-author of www.sciencedenialbook.com
Clam_Daniel @clamdaniel.bsky.social Guess this is a photography account now
images https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dwwexnltqsi2tvxcxvq5lwvy/feed/aaamwhff5kg6a
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@jeanlass.bsky.social @jeanlass.bsky.social clams on the half shell. and roller skates, roller skates. 
Liz Lets Loose @ghostofelizabeth.bsky.social
No one you know
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Bluesky Fanatic @blueskyfanatic.bsky.social ACTIVISM AGAINST FASCISM
Woke/Boomer/Dog Lover/COFFEE
Concern: fascism spreading globally.
Leftie/liberal defending democracy.
Maximize Bluesky Friends to exchange dialogue in America's darkest hour.
Miss Riss @missriss.bsky.social I will always cherish the original misconception I had of you.
I once knew a sensual hog named Alf.
Feed of just me ⬇️
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The Whimsical Muse @whimsicalmuse.bsky.social Theatre actor, bookstore connoisseur, autumn enthusiast, cat rescuer, educator, explorer of cobblestone streets, and defender of the Oxford comma.
🌺HippiesRule🌺 @teresa555.bsky.social Dogs, cats, elephants, cupcakes with more icing than cake, & people... in that order. Looking for zen but will settle for laughs.
💙💙💙RESIST! 💙💙💙
*If the 1st thing you do when I follow back is DM, you will be blocked!*
InTheRuins @intheruins.bsky.social A doug. Stupid human tricks. New Haven.
recent me: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kslrwjcbbs7uyn3ccwiwii6n/feed/chrono-skeets
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✧𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social ✨give em the ole razzle dazzle✨
currently 30/immortal
satan’s niece
mdni/21+
she/her
Wiffle Ball Helmet @wffleballhelmet.bsky.social Who mistook the steak for chicken?
Posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaajygjltpaxk
JSlow @jslow.bsky.social 5 is the only thing we’re living for…I’m in da weeds, breaking and making, wishing I was a robot
Donkeytown @donkeytown.bsky.social Microblogging
(re)discover
😮🌍😀
Used Robot Salesman @urs-annex.bsky.social Are you tired of paying full price for robots?
DGM @notredale.bsky.social head of an underground illicit law ring
Beth Humphreys 🌺 @producrgrl.bsky.social Childless Cat/Dog Lady
🐈 Sugar 🐈 Blue 🐕 Maggie
🔵💙 Forever Democrat 💙🔵
🚫 Never Trump/MAGA/Magats 🚫
📺 TV producer/director/paralegal
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💜 Humor 💚 Kindness 🎼 Music
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NFL Chargers fan since the 70s
Burbank CA NO DMs
Rep. Justin Jones @brotherjones.bsky.social State Representative for District 52. Community Organizer. HBCU grad. On the journey, searching for higher ground. Carrying my ancestors' prayers.
Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social Comedy doer, improv coach, basketball enjoyer, film watcher, dog owner, mayor of fujo city. Sometimes writer.
mary tyler less @islandinmymind.bsky.social virgo sun, infj moon, anxiety rising • west coast • adult or whatevs (occasionally nsfw — mdni 🔞) • don’t DM me •
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Chasing Oz @chasingoz.bsky.social News Ninja
Travel Host
& Best Selling Author
http://ChasingOz.Bio
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ChasingOz.Substack.com
@davidgothelf.bsky.social @davidgothelf.bsky.social 
ladies and gentlemen, the weekend 😌 @craigweekends.bsky.social daniel craig reminds you that the weekend is here, every friday evening
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Yael @elle91.bsky.social New platform who dis
Marc Elias @marcelias.bsky.social Founder @democracydocket.com. Chair of Elias Law Group. My dog's name is Blue.
The Bearminator @the-bearminator.bsky.social Not a real crime fighting bear 🐻
AI avi, wordage however definitely the product of a flawed human…
word vomit https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:56cxiymd76kkcsb57yhshvnc/feed/aaakcrecvdwso
@jamesstewartaz.bsky.social @jamesstewartaz.bsky.social 
Katie Porter @katieporterca.bsky.social Irvine mom & consumer protection attorney. Former Orange County Congresswoman. Running to be California's next governor.
Wendy @wendyb07.bsky.social good luck, honey
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ybrwo3nukomwftjzqpxwu2pe/feed/aaalqf3fd6wjm
TwoSense @twosense.bsky.social Mostly a pizza account but I'm also here for images of cute animals and nature scenes, news, different perspectives, and funny takes. SoCal. I’m a Christian. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6inp5yiltrxwaaysprylsihq/feed/aaamsig4omqig
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tbi @theblobinc.com I am many things; Music Fanatic, Game Developer, Web Developer, Security Researcher... I like to wear a few hats - Prince George, BC - Canada 🍁
https://theblobinc.com https://xavi.app https://princegeorge.app
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsM_VmN6ytk
Dr. Amy, PsyD @dramypsyd.rmh-therapy.com Psychologist, author, speaker. ADHD, autism, trauma. #ActuallyADHD, #ActuallyAutistic. Also cats. I like to think I'm funny. Beautiful middle-aged freak.
She/her
Best friend of @cmiriam.bsky.social
www.resiliencymentalhealth.com
Salty in the South @saltyinthesouth.bsky.social Hail State
Progressive in the South
Christian Dolan @syncsound.bsky.social Sound for film and television in PDX, OR, US
Mal @hallowedverses.bsky.social https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qv44paybrk23kyleqxrvckql/feed/aaaa26yq2vxfg
Veruca's Alt @verucas-alt.bsky.social New chocolate factory, same bad egg
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@givebeesachance.bsky.social @givebeesachance.bsky.social Disabled old lady optimist who wishes everyone would stand up to bullies.
beth death & the dumb-belles @dumb-belles.bsky.social The hag in hagiography. Not really a Beth or an incarnation of death.
Wordy stuff: @dayofthedodo.bsky.social
pfp: Angela Lansbury as Salome Otterbourne in Death on the Nile.
header: Odilon Redon, Birth of Venus
U.S. Federal Department of Propaganda @usfdop.bsky.social Bringing you propaganda since 1776.
Proud supporter of child labor and the military industrial complex.
IN OIL WE TRUST
Pizza Las Vegas @muyrando.bsky.social This is a joke account.
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Strughoulo @struggalo.bsky.social
Tier c/d shitposter
It's the music, stupid
I resisted last time, thanks
OG nerd
He/Him
Pfp by @geraldinepiche.bsky.social
Don't touch my stuff:
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Miss Kitty 🌈🌈🌈 @misskitty.art 👉🏻 MissKitty.art
Digital artist democratizing access & promoting the economy of daily feng shui on your screens.
#MissKittyArt
#MissKittyDaily
#MissKittyPolitics
#AI #Research #dAI
End homelessness. Begin civilization.
KnewNic🖕🏼🧊 @knewagirlnic.bsky.social Built on typos, runs on love.
My heart belongs to @gt73.bsky.social
Mostly full of typos: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:uogum6c6auqmpmr4mbcbd4sz/feed/aaaksbaegxqjw
Katie Mack @astrokatie.com Cosmologist, pilot, author, connoisseur of cosmic catastrophes. TEDFellow, CIFAR Azrieli Global Scholar. Domain verified through my personal astrokatie.com website. She/her. Dr.
Personal account; not speaking for employer or anyone else.
Rachel Maddow @maddow.bsky.social Mondays at 9pmET on MS NOW
MaddowBlog.com
Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social Believe in yourself! Work hard, never give up & anything's possible! OR: Kick back, relax & aim low: You'll never be disappointed...😜
Jess Craven ❌👑 @jesscraven101.bsky.social Activist. Political content creator. Author of Chop Wood Carry Water Daily Actions Substack.
Linktree 👇
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Asstown Baker @asstownbakery.bsky.social Asstown resident and owner of the Asstown Bakery. One of these days I will jump through my own asshole. Anxious and sexy. I like fruity people and outdoor showers
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Dan Cerinthedark @etbeeegood.bsky.social Disgraced former Rollerblade Champion
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JosiesOldMan @josiesoldman.bsky.social Critical thinker. Pragmatist. Confirmed Democrat. Intolerant of willful ignorance and stupidity. Science, facts, and rational thought matter. Enjoy fine art, music and the creative process. Hiker and hobbyist musician. Proud old man to a Wheatie.
#TuckFrump @realtuckfrumper.bsky.social Navy veteran. Retired businessman/and educator. Roasting Republican politics since 2009 with snark, receipts, and zero patience for bullshit. DMs closed.
J. Elvis Weinstein @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social Showbiz General Practitioner
TV: MST3K (original cast), Freaks and Geeks
DOCS: I Need You To Kill, Michael Des Barres: Who Do You Want Me To Be?
STAND-UP ALBUM: Chunks
PODCAST: Thought Spiral (w/AndyKindler)
Jodi @jcfineartphoto.bsky.social Searching for beauty, goodness and truth. I am a non-apologetic liberal. Don't bother trying to DM. Also, for fuck's sake, spare me the porn. I love art, photography, poetry.
A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social We call upon your boss.
Author of the novel THE REVISIONARIES (2019) and the essay collections VERY FINE PEOPLE (2024) and FIGHTING IN THE DARK (2026).
He/him.
Author site: armoxon.com
Weekly essays on my free newsletter, The Reframe.
Jack Hopkins-The Original @therealjackhopkins.bsky.social I track how power, propaganda, and democratic erosion actually work-in real time.
Navy veteran.
Host of The Jack Hopkins Show.
https://www.JackHopkinsNow.com
Chris Steller @chrissteller.bsky.social MINNEAPOLIS. ALSO: SAINT PAUL. This is the ideal BlueSky bio. You should copy it. ALT: Circle is hot dog man putting ketchup on himself. Banner is me as Jimmy Carter. /j /hj /s
Mary @anniemumary.bsky.social Here we go again!
My posts, hopefully:
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social here we are, caught up in this big rhythm
spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social Woke worker, adrift academic, data digger, conflagrant coder, building some bullshit, lightly dark, deeply shallow, every tech job, all at once, he/him #ATX
My shitposts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaabdifjqy6jm
🏳️⚧️ Minority Report from my Right Boob 3D->5D 🏳️⚧️ @rowenagold.bsky.social Opinions are my own and not to be taken seriously.
Prodigal Child of the Universe, Transfluid, she/he/we, ASD, moonlight as empath, citizen scientist, geekasaurus, lifetime book lover, senior hippy, no phuques left to give.
Danny @mardigroan.bsky.social My writing's been found on food shopping lists & mini golf scores
My Bluesky tweets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:aiszm5s7rajxmnj5t35tm4qh/feed/aaadebecxn2si
Frank Ray Whitehouse (He/Him) @wheeltod.bsky.social Just a regular, salt-of-the-earth coastal elite who enjoys curling up on fire in front of a nice bottle of wine
A tiny blue dot in a deep blue state. Strictly no MDs
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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social No relation to the dead Scottish poet just enjoy saying “wee beastie”
Always putting the mid in Midwestern Boy
Do these skeets make my brain look fat?
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:f7kwb76tabhomcmduvulxoz5/feed/top-skeets
T Arnson @sirscribblesalot.bsky.social Writer-Producer ✍️
Here to check-out other creatives 🎭
Sharing my stories ✉️ Growing subscribers 📈
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Jerelle @shankhead.bsky.social I was born during an experiment called the ‘Great Society.” It wasn’t just sloganeering or empty promises. It was flawed, problematic, and entirely human. It was REAL, and it was genuinely aspirational—You felt part OF IT, not held hostage BY IT!
Heather Cox Richardson (TDPR) @hcrichardson.bsky.social Historian. Author. Professor. Budding Curmudgeon. I study the contrast between image and reality in America, especially in politics.