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I really like skeletons
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Doug Savage, Science Court Attorney @realdougsavage.bsky.social Have you been in a science related incident and need the best lawyer in Science Court? If the answer is yes, would you settle for maybe the second best or lower?
18+ for language, and occasionally adult reposts and original posts
He/Him
Mayordium Holloward @mayordium.bsky.social Only one of me is real.
Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social All posts express the views or opinions of my employer, Bluesky.
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MID-FI @midfi.bsky.social I took way too many Be Funny classes to be exclusively at fault
(orang cat is Lucky)
Crunkolas Driverton @crunkdriver.bsky.social Absolute Idiot
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El Gato Astronomico @astrocat.bsky.social oh worm?
Casino (1995) @casinofilm1995.bsky.social Casino movie dialogue. Posting every 30 minutes.
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25 years old (in human years)
prolific pinkpiller, poster and public nuisance.
banned from most restaurants for loudly leaking government secrets.
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Three Friends. One Shid.
BURN DOWN THE DATA CENTERS
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trying to find our shidder mob 🥺
Zack 🦈 @laptopsteel.bsky.social I am the only New Yorker in Appalachia. None of you know what it’s like to be 5’9.
29 or 30. (He/him)
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Just in case:
@Niceandinnocent@jorts.horse
@peyoteafterdark.bsky.social
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human leech @cheezes.bsky.social no i dont need help
the fuck is wrong with you
i am trapped under a sofa @horny4gandalf.bsky.social live large, a big house, five cars, you're in charge
Dak @dak.bsky.social Goal for 2026 is ‘Cooperative health’.
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bizzy! @babyinformation.bsky.social uwu i can't read
your least favorite they/them
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30, single, 5'11"
Idiot Kitchen @idiotkitchen.bsky.social I may be an idiot, but I'm not stupid
BIRDS?! @werewhalewolf.bsky.social Endorsed by Pete Buttigieg
Atila, Horse Meat Cheesesteak @atilacore.bsky.social Atila ⚔️ 31 •🇯🇲🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🇵🇸• Themme • im Black
NY ➡️ Philly • They/Them • Taurus • Just Talkin ✨
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she’s just a kitten,,
sad claude @sadclaude.bsky.social not ai
parody
they/them (your least favorite)
Ryan Hill @ryanhillart.bsky.social Born and based in Seattle
Painting the city and its environs en plein air
Commissions open
www.ryanhillart.net
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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social Husband to nine
father to a beautiful Christian marine
son to a wife
father (all that matters)
marine to a beautiful son
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⚔️☭ Dwarven King Sandbeard (aka David Sanders) ☭⚔️ @thesandinator.bsky.social Level 30 | He/him | NO A.I. | NO CRYPTO
Nothing but unhinged nonsense, socialism, communism, and Linuxposting | 18+ likes, replies, and posts; you've been warned.
Michelle ❤️
Steam friend code: 82219934
I'm just a humble memer
Profitable For Frito-Lay @parkworldsfair.bsky.social Film, gaming, the occasional tune, and a lil’ politics.
“But I can still listen, and not be scared. So that’s good, or that’s something, at least.”
they/he
🩷💜💙
MT
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the unfathomable bulk @hulkfuckscar.top i no longer need help in message from deep space 191.
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❤️ @emilia.beer ❤️
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cluesan al-gaib @clueless.bsky.social 
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theartofpants.com
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A Siren
A Situation
A Chaos
A Pirate
A finely tuned sound tsunami.
It is a tale told by an idiot, full of Sound & Fury.
Honky Tonk Mind
Head High, Fuck Em All
Hunter Biden Energy
Make Art Not Friends
Fueled by Johnny Blue Skies 🐢🌌💙
bolto @bolton69420.bsky.social bits memes creative writings etc
Shimmy @aslightshimmy.bsky.social Your hottest block.
Nuggets.
Ancient astronaut theorists say yes.
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Landfill Collins @uneasylover.bsky.social I took the red pill to see reality and Morpheus turned into a pile of laundry
Rep John Chungus of (D-NY27) @sorocchungus2.bsky.social I’m a big chiller who works in cancer research from Rochester, NY
• FREE LINK
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• rip tide
• rip bills
• Fund Cancer Research
• Free Palestine
• Nazi Lives Don’t Matter
• HECK ICE
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mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus I'm nat, definitely not mr pussy 👍
I worked for the labor movement for over a decade. now I do fun little videos, comedy writing, and a secret third thing
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📍sillydelphia 🏴
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💄Echo💋 @babyfirstandlast.bsky.social 🖤💄⛓️eternal ornament⛓️💥💋🖤
Teacup neurodivergent w beautiful markings
Baby’s got a blank slate. Lickin at my stitches as the anesthesia wears off.
MDNI
Bushido Baseball Dev (Suzie) @detectonomicon.bsky.social Suzie D Nomicon is making games with Unreal, Blender, and aseprite
portfolio: xeldist.wixsite.com/jonnyashley
Black lives matter, Trans rights are human rights, Free Palestine.
penjamin button @ersatzfusillade.bsky.social | fool of a took |
| internet is my hobby |
| pfp by @sidvicios.ca |
| banner by Tubi |
| annoying by nature |
| passive-aggressively midwestern |
| they / them / their |
Poof Birb 🏴 ⸸ @poofbirb.bsky.social i am a very nice man with zero war crimes
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claire @whitecrayon.bsky.social she/her
multitude container
2024’s top 0.001% of megan thee stallion listeners
KinoFabino 🇵🇸 @kinofabino.bsky.social 🇻🇪 FPS Gentleman
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toadescope 👻 @toadescope.bsky.social He/Him
beccadagoo @silly.bsky.social all my posts are 100% serious and fact-checked for accuracy
dr. Marcel Piss 🥜 @drpiss.bsky.social All of my posts reflect the exact beliefs and opinions of my current employer
skip, the online weed-smoking infant in sunglasses! @2002honduhh.bsky.social i dont even fuckin know i just woke up here
m @cowboyadjacent.bsky.social my day was good
Babs ✨💖 @little-babushka.bsky.social 30s || INFJ || Queer || The Woods
She/Her || Just A Girl ✨
Meny @meny.lol He/him
🇯🇵/🇺🇸
SEA > PHX > CT
Just trying to have fun japes here, left, 🇵🇸
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Pine Cellar @pinecellar.bsky.social I’m not in your walls, I am your walls
Elder Scrolls Items @tes-itemsbot.bsky.social Brand new Elder Scrolls Items every 30 minutes.
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chopped unc on rye @jaspermode.bsky.social backup account for h00vyb@by
Jankguy Sextable @janky.isgoodat.sex mature audiences only
Skwxwú7mesh-ulh Temíx̱w📍
derechos trans ahora 🏳️⚧️
no jodo con carne 🌱
Tiocfaidh ár lá 🇮🇪
free Palestine 🇵🇸
he/him, 47
mr soft serve @biggdog.bsky.social i love sam
Smokefleet @smokefleet.com #smokefleet founder. Smokefleet.com and smokefleet.net owner.
Venis Corkunus @repugnantson.bsky.social This is where the big dog (me) comes to bury his bones (bad posts)
crazy ass moments in nu metal history @numetalmoment.bsky.social break stuff the unbelievably true story of the best worst genre in music history available now at https://www.patreon.com/numetal_agenda
Blame Tag 🏷️ @blametag.bsky.social Emotional proletariat, Pulitzer Prize winning satirist, quoted by Snopes, business visionary, lyricist, nemesis of the NRF, creator and editor-in-chief of The Serving Times 🛒, wankyest troll out there
https://theservingtimes.beehiiv.com/
Frankenfreckle @neptunian9.bsky.social Mother of all poltergeists
Sagittarius
The Horse Knuckler @horseknuckler.bsky.social if you have to ask what a horse knuckler does, you can't afford it
trans rights are human rights
terminally politics brained, sorry, trying my best
will almost always reskeet any cat photo I see
nothing matters, smile anyway
Bunny Bunny training arc @fitterflittermouse.bsky.social Just a dumb cowboy at heart
Bat enthusiast 🦇
Art, history, and art history
Jewish disabled leftist Texan
They/she
OrbGazer @orbgazer.bsky.social buttprog connoisseur
Andre "They killed Weast" East @iveseenfootage.bsky.social 36 year old eldritch horror
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