m@thew @tweetpotato314.bsky.social come waste ur time with me
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ID4 in Real Time @1996id4.bsky.social Skeeting the sights, sounds, & news from 1996's historic alien attack & subsequent global (read: American) military response in real time. #IndependenceDay #ID4
Mark Alan Mattes + Hot Brown Press @markalanmattes.bsky.social https://hotbrownpress.etsy.com & hotbrownpress.com
Literacy Propagandist - Letterpress - Book & Media History - Manuscript Studies - Early American Lit - Native Am & Indigenous Studies
Editor, Handwriting in Early America: A Media History (UMass 2023)
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social 15 years of saved tweets.
@tfederman.bsky.social
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social I have never felt more politically homeless. Parody. Merch: https://tinyurl.com/msjjmwpt
Andy Daly @showmanandydaly.bsky.social Dad, homemaker, podcaster, actor, writer, producer. Me? I vote for Democrats.
patreon.com/AndyDaly
www.AndyDaly.com
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CRIMINAL SIMPSONS @criminalsimpsons.bsky.social dissin' your fly girl
yoinkin' your memes
(not the guy from twitter)
Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social All pookleblinky know is play music, lift weight, eat hot chip, write unsettling threads. You are now aware of the taste of your own mouth. Gendered in the way a peat bog is.
Trumpet, saxophone, guitar, banjo, bass, and squats
Picard Tips @picardtips.bsky.social Wishing for a thing does not make it so.
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social I am a pension fund monitor for Fremulon Insurance.
New Book "Big Fan" (with Joe Posnanski) available May 19. Preorder signed copies here: https://josephbeth.com/book/9798217045112
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About: https://blog.12bit.club/gifbot/
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@tired-unicorn.bsky.social @tired-unicorn.bsky.social 
Mel Brooks @officialmelbrooks.bsky.social Writer, Director, Actor, Producer and failed Dairy Farmer.
www.melbrooks.com
ceej @ceej.online just here to have fun online
Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social Host of all podcasts. Independent Muckraker. Hollywood’s Ultimate Insider.
The post is probably a joke.
MattJPuzzleGuy @mattjpuzzleguy.bsky.social I write Jonesin' Crosswords (alt. newsweeklies across US) Trivia, puzzles, TV, music... I'm tryin' to have fun here.
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maelstro.wixsite.com/mattjones
Mike Reiss @mikereisswriter.bsky.social Mike Reiss has won 4 Emmys during his 36 years writing for "The Simpsons". He's lectured on "The Simpsons" and comedy in 24 countries. https://gothamartists.com/mike_reiss/
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Just my stuff:
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Wil Wheaton ❌👑 @wilwheaton.net New York Times bestselling author and audiobook narrator.
Host of It's Storytime with Wil Wheaton
Retired Starfleet officer.
Husband, father, Traveler.
Nazi punks fuck off.
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new releases: https://tinyurl.com/drankturpentine
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Best of: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jiqppb3vymtquebk2yatb4mw/feed/aaaoxwn4kyzv4
New lettuce @lettuce.bsky.social There's no business
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linc @lincnotfound.com designer of something.
test: one. two. three. four.
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Terry F @daemonic3.bsky.social I was named 2038 Person of the Year by TIME Travel magazine 
Frances Meh @francesmeh.reviews minding my own goddamned business
📍Toronto he/him
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7 Random Bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/francesmeh.reviews/feed/aaambmia65yde
avi: patty duke in valley of the dolls
Steve Suckington @stevesuckington.bsky.social Stealer of lighters
Just my garbage:
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most liked garbage:
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Karen Kilgariff @karenkilgariff.bsky.social TV/VCR Repair
Neil deGrasse Tyson @neildegrassetyson.com Astrophysicist
sky @iamspacegirl.bsky.social Not exactly nailing it 🌈
Maddie @madrigal.bsky.social I have a shiny, smooth coat and a precise, internal clock for my meal times
My Art: MaddieMadrigal.com
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Ron Iver @ronnui.bsky.social Super desperate for you to like me
Isabel Zaw-Tun @izzyzaw.bsky.social Pigeon fancier (unofficial) 
Phil Plait @philplait.bsky.social Bad Astronomer (formerly @BadAstronomer), SciCommer, Dork. Crash Course Astronomy guy. He/him. Newsletter: badastronomy.beehiiv.com
I'm self-employed so my opinions do in fact represent my company's.
Matt Macauley @visualalgebra.bsky.social Associate Professor (Clemson) | AIMS Lecturer (South Africa) | Author: "Visual Algebra" (forthcoming) | YouTuber | First Gen | Homesteader | Dad to Ida & Felix | 🔱
🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊 @professorkiosk.wtf 🏳️🌈 he/him ❤️🔥 parasocial butterfly
I thought these were good ideas once:
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top skeets/my skeets feed generator:
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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social Chicago if it matters. Dive bar comedy vet. Only seem calm because I’m exhausted. Thinking about some new shirts
Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social Who do you think you are? I am!
Science Magazine @science.org Cutting-edge research, news, commentary, and visuals from the Science family of journals. https://www.science.org
John Green @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social Author (The Fault in Our Stars, The Anthropocene Reviewed, etc.)
YouTuber (vlogbrothers, Crash Course, etc.)
Football Fan (co-owner of AFC Wimbledon, longtime Liverpool fan)
Opposed to Tuberculosis
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prints :: http://www.oliverleach.com/contactpurchase-inquiry
secret base :: https://discord.gg/Mr8qUDgtZp
William Gibson @greatdismal.bsky.social Author of Neuromancer and, most recently, Agency (still above from “Kill Switch”, The X-Files, Season 5, Episode 11, co-written with Tom Maddox)
Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social Your Jeopardy! pal. Author of THE COMPLETE KENNECTIONS (http://bit.ly/4qUcbhK) and a bunch of other stuff.
Samuel Pepys @samuelpepys.bsky.social The diaries of Samuel Pepys in real time, 1660-69. Currently posting 1663. Run by @philgyford.bsky.social.
More at https://www.pepysdiary.com
Daily emails at buttondown.com/pepysdiary
Support at https://ko-fi.com/pepysdiary
Matt Selman @mattselman.bsky.social Show Runner "The Simpsons"
John Hodgman @hodgman.bsky.social Good evening. My name is John Hodgman. You are invited to join a secret society: hodgman.substack.com
B.J. Novak @bjnovak.bsky.social Avid blue sky guy (quick q: what is bluesky)
Susan Orlean @susanorlean.bsky.social Pencil pusher
@dumbassgenius.bsky.social @dumbassgenius.bsky.social 
Tricia Lockwood @tricialockwood.bsky.social https://www.prhspeakers.com/speaker/patricia-lockwood
Jack Grieve @jwgrieve.bsky.social Professor of Corpus Linguistics, University of Birmingham, Studying Language Variation and Change 
Seattle Weather Blog @seattleweather.bsky.social Puget Sound weather in a nutshell
daniel chamberlain @amfmpm.bsky.social
hignfy us / the tonight show / broad city / more
mashups @ youtube.com/@chambalandofficial
Staced & Whirled @girlawhirl.bsky.social 🌾For a time like this, iPost
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Woody B @woodyb.bsky.social Fart joke enthusiast and overall ass butt. 🧻 I also play 🎸 and 🎙️ in Adrenalin; a Denver Pop/punk band. 🗿🤖👽👾
wylde de beest @flashember.bsky.social On and on and on the immortal wildebeest clatters. avi by FroVo and header by Doc Hackenbush
Alison the Read @alisontheread.bsky.social I’m here to drink tea and kick my own ass. And I’m all out of ass.
Ash (an person) @adultmom.bsky.social •she/they• •baby grandpa• •abolitionist• •eat the rich•
Father McGee 🍁 @drinksmcgee.bsky.social I'm only here to pet pugs.
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Mark Hoppus @markhoppus.bsky.social Duke and Duke Commodities Brokers
Sam Grittner @samgrittner.bsky.social C.E.O. of @Hooey (formerly: @Flim-Flam)
https://linktr.ee/samgrittner
minkitypinkity ❤️ @minkitypinkity.bsky.social sentient blob.
skeets: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaiaqt6e2zk6
yeah ok @poutinesmoothie.bsky.social *finger gun*
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Travis Kennedy @plaintravis.bsky.social Producer and co-creator of Plain Zero podcast, occasional poster of pictures, and sporadic cosplayer.
Stew @stewnami.bsky.social Problem solver. Idiot. Co-host of Salty Language Podcast and The Crazy Life Podcast.
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Alex Hoffman @alexthoffman.bsky.social 🎨I’m a cartoonist with a comic strip called Tales of Absurdity. I’m also playing with animation. Let’s tell some jokes and discuss obscure pop songs! Links to stuff: alexthoffman.com/links
zach @extrafabulous.bsky.social deogie comics @deogie.bsky.social
pervis comics @pervis.bsky.social
bill wurtz @billwurtz.com sky color evaluator
chad @badboy.bsky.social just a dude hanging out. badboychadhoy on twitter. Married to my wife who I love btw
adam @molotovmoktail.bsky.social I’m here to cause problems 
Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social 
deray @deray.bsky.social 
Louis Virtel @louisvirtel.bsky.social Louis Virtel has been Louis Virtel since 1986
Joyce White Vance @joycewhitevance.bsky.social My Book: Giving Up Is Unforgivable |UALawSchool |MSNOW Legal Analyst |Podcasts #SistersInLaw & Cafe Insider|Obama US Atty |25 year fed'l prosecutor|Wife & Mom of 4|Knits a lot|Civil Discourse newsletter: joycevance.substack.com
Helen Branswell 🇨🇦 @helenbranswell.bsky.social I cover infectious diseases for STAT (www.statnews.com). 2020 Polk winner. Nieman '11. She/her. I write about H5N1 (in all species), Covid, polio, flu, Ebola, RSV, mpox, STIs. Send me news tips on Signal: HBranswell.01
Sheri Fink @sherifink.bsky.social Author: Five Days at Memorial, War Hospital. EP, Pandemic (Netflix); producer, Five Days at Memorial (Appletvplus). @nytimes.com. MD, PhD. Sherifink.net/bio
Maryn McKenna @marynmck.bsky.social Journalist. Contributing Ed, Scientific American. Senior Fellow, Emory Univ Center for the Study of Human Health. Books: BIG CHICKEN, SUPERBUG, BEATING BACK THE DEVIL. Stories: https://authory.com/marynmckenna. Location: points on the 44th parallel.
Natalie @jbfan911.bsky.social NATALIE from jbfan911
Mikel Jollett @mikeljollett.bsky.social New York Times bestselling author. Former All Things Considered, NPR, LA Times, NME, McSweeney’s, Stanford University. Singer in this one band.
David Simon @audacityofdespair.bsky.social Dramatist, author, apostate newspaperman specializing in artisanal contempt and discerning maledicta. The claim that I am the angriest man in television is faint praise indeed; the second angriest is yelling at an agent because residual checks are late.
Nandini Jammi @nandoodles.checkmyads.org Now: *working on something* / Previously: Co-founder @CheckMyAdsHQ, Your Friendly Neighborhood Watchdog / Co-Founder @slpng_giants
Glenn @shenaniglenns.bsky.social Big hater
madimoiselle ♡ @drivingmemadi.bsky.social Anxious girl in an anxious world
Jim Gaffigan @jimgaffigan.bsky.social I'm so relieved there is another social media platform we can ruin.
unintentionelle @ellewasamistake.bsky.social host of the tonight show with jimmy fallon
He Called Me Greenhorn @whatsagreenhorn.bsky.social Yes, the one from Twitter
Floptimus Prime Rib™️ @firebeets.bsky.social LinkedIn hate account. i am the babadook
he/they
violin bug @violinbug.bsky.social putting 10,000 hours into mastering the worst instrument you can imagine
Ben Gross @bhgross144.bsky.social Head of Fellowships & Scholarly Programs at the Harry Ransom Center; Author of The TVs of Tomorrow-How RCA's Flat-Screen Dreams Led to the First LCDs (Chicago 2018). Posting in a personal capacity.
@lesdoggg.bsky.social @lesdoggg.bsky.social 
Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social Writer, actor, audiobook narrator, notorious tryhard 
Andy Rash @andyrash.bsky.social Children's Book Author and Illustrator, Extremely Low-Rez Portrait Artist, Occasional Animator, Frequent Art School Teacher
Rajat Suresh @rajatsuresh.bsky.social name is rajat