Sarah @goonsquadsarah.bsky.social Your mom. Compulsive heating engineer. Hypnotoad enthusiast. She/her
EMCKAYVEE @youremceekayvee.bsky.social I have many books. Thrift store whore.
Fuck ICE
Fuck TRUMP
Fuck the NRA
Fuck RELIGION
Fuck FLOCK cams
Shop Riot Gear: https://riotgearpress.com
Contributor to:
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Mike @driver8-73.bsky.social We’ve been on this shift too long. We can reach our destination.
Priest @chefmfpriest.bsky.social Saturnine. Martial. Lunatic.
Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social over here on the flipside waiting for you to catch me
urban overachievers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:nmwh7mfdz77ay4rvsuihufsy/feed/top-skeets
tactical nonsense: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:nmwh7mfdz77ay4rvsuihufsy/feed/chrono-skeets
TheBreeze @porchwizer.bsky.social If you’re happy, let it be. If your not, get free. End Racism and stop bullying = prayers for Ukraine
A.L. likely @alvildalikely.bsky.social Writer - Burnt out paramedic - Dark humor - Weary Optimist - Dill Pickle Connoisseur
Is this thing on: https://bsky.app/profile/alvildalikely.bsky.social/search
X Alvildalikely
Allikelystory.com
https://allikely.substack.com
Jo @shesquiteadelight.bsky.social There's really not a lot I can do as a bystander.
It's probably perimenopause
Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social I'd help lift your spirits but I've got a bad back.
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:udcx3wq52wbwfibycirmso3t/feed/aaaetc4o56ql2
Mickey Rottinghaus @golfsobad.bsky.social A work in progress, but determined to be fearless about surviving this cruel world, and finding things to appreciate in it.
Allison Marie @nhallisonmarie.bsky.social Atheist dog mom and proud parent of two awesome humans.
David Kister @davidkister.bsky.social I’m not a fan of the willfully ignorant. He/Him
SAM @samierens.bsky.social 💙 liberal and that’s good
Atheist ⚛️. Except for Flying Spaghetti Monster, IYKYK
🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ ally
Just joined BlueSky 12-18-24
✌🏻.
My SO is Arlene
@arleneevers.bsky.social
@dev1992.bsky.social @dev1992.bsky.social Millennial
Environmentalist
Modern hippie
I miss the days cat memes dominated the internet
This is the link to my European alternative to Facebook: https://justbsocial.eu/u/Dev1992
chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social Horrors and hot dogs.
she/they
Latest
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Random
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ScotchTape™️ @therealscotchtape.com Father, Husband of an EDS patient, semi-Retired.
Rush Fan, LEGO Enthusiast, Twitch Affiliate. 🏳️🌈 Ally .
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CHI —> PHX —> SD
Jack @wakeupangry.bsky.social old enough to no better
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Ben Miserable @mildlyunwell.bsky.social Last one here, first one to leave.
TwoSense @twosense.bsky.social Mostly a pizza account but I'm also here for images of cute animals and nature scenes, news, different perspectives, and funny takes. SoCal. I’m a Christian. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6inp5yiltrxwaaysprylsihq/feed/aaamsig4omqig
@zenweb.bsky.social @zenweb.bsky.social 
Jer @jch24.bsky.social Artist formerly known as 80HD_Theatre(no underscores allowed here). Kentuckian, father, dog dad, IT guy, amongst other things. My left ankle is noticeably bigger than my right. Feel free to ask why.
Truman Chipotle @trumanchipotle.com Most of what I write about is me getting tased at shopping malls.
trumanchipotle.com
Recent:
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Best:
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Beach Hermit 🏝️ @beachhermit.bsky.social From Tasmania Australia.
Fuck trump.
Massive science advocate.
Ex fine dining chef with qualifications in nutrition and dietetics.
I love exploring remote places, spearfishing, diving and cooking.
Barry Tucker @btucker.bsky.social Time for a Royal Commission into Zionist lobbying in Australian politics, art, culture, media, etc.
Carpentry website: https://t.co/5amjZEGIW9
Nature is my religion.
Tony @tonycrisler17.bsky.social Baseball, football & hockey fan. I don't take social media to serious & like the funny.
Dak @dak.bsky.social Goal for 2026 is ‘Cooperative health’.
Feeder: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:piswk46uuf4lsb2ms7lu2b76/feed/aaaihct52zljg
Paul Eric @pauleric70.bsky.social Left leaning woke bloke 🌈 / love Astronomy 💫/ History 🗿/ Nature 🌏 / Animals 🦍 /
True Democracy by the people for the people 🗽
Climate change is real and deadly ☠️
Detest far right fascism in ANY form
No DM ask for $$ / crypto 🚫 / dating🚫
Reality Winner @reazlepuff.bsky.social Veteran, dog mom, criminal. Feet pictures: $reezlie
My book: https://www.spiegelandgrau.com/i-am-not-your-enemy
BlobStarrrr @blobstar.bsky.social Blob blobbily blobbing through this space, around infinity, and beyond 🟣💫
Blobulous Blips:
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Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social Keep it right here for more biting commentary, social disconnection and cognitive decline, served with a hint of levity and oregano.
CrazyFeralCatLady @kellymild.bsky.social Friend of Dorothea. Seriously, don't bother.
➡️ https://bsky.app/search?q=from:kellymild.bsky.social
crabbydaddy dave @crabbydaddy.bsky.social crabbydacrab from twitter
architect & crab lover
mildly amusing musings when high
we have one race: human. be kind. 🏳️🌈
ash @ashhull.bsky.social A caffeinated sad clown now: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaalyyxhyda6q Later: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vvlw2ggojhkpmivjzdcniuzr/feed/aaak4zqeebpfa
CynicalTherapist @cynicaltherapist.bsky.social LMFT-LADAC Witch, Addictions Expert, Not your therapist. Both traumatized and trauma informed.
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3brg3tkarfmhgddu4pmgjbkq/feed/aaapaaog6d5h4
Mal @hallowedverses.bsky.social https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qv44paybrk23kyleqxrvckql/feed/aaaa26yq2vxfg
Uffdafuckingda @uffdada.bsky.social Gen-X and still feral…the guardian of cosmic ideas.
Me https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ttftfqwkk7lim7bli4uqwmzg/feed/aaadnqkohsr5m
SkyCrush https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ttftfqwkk7lim7bli4uqwmzg/feed/aaakt665kbrmk
GÖATS OF DÖÖM @goatsofdoom.bsky.social Misanthropic Minon of the Mundane.
RADICAL LEFT SCUM.
Dylan Michel @dylanmichel.bsky.social Dad, Vikings fan, artist, generally handy person, aspiring decent human being. Too old to make time for assholes and narcissists anymore, especially the covert ones. Dismissive avoidants are shitty people. Fuck the NRA. Fuck 🧊. MAGA is a cult. Resist. 🇺🇸🐸📎
@new-guy47.bsky.social @new-guy47.bsky.social 
Jooli-AHH! Boolia 👻🍂🎃 @jooliaghoulia.bsky.social Strong female protagonist ◆ #horror maven ◆ investigator of the #paranormal ◆ recovering YouTube creator ◆ perpetrator of shenanigans ◆ a poke in the third eye 🏳️🌈✨
🍁🇨🇦Team Canada Forever🇨🇦🍁 @teamcanadaforever.bsky.social Passionate about Canada
Posts about the recent challenges faced by our amazing country
🍁🇨🇦TEAM CANADA FOREVER🇨🇦🍁
🍁🇨🇦VIVE LE CANADA🇨🇦🍁
TRUE NORTH STRONG AND FREE
🇬🇱🇩🇰WE STAND WITH GREENLAND🇩🇰🇬🇱
#Canada #CanadaStrong #ElbowsUp #TheResistance #cdnpoli #never51state
Blue Fairylicious Girl🧚 @bluesnowflake.bsky.social Save Democracy eat a TACO 🌊 2547🌊
#NotMyPresident
Non-Practicing American
“I’m just a silly girl”.
Laughing instead of crying 🧚♀️ ShitPosting is my love language; Love sugar & weed. I am always joking on here so lighten up.
💙🌈🟧🍺🍕🌮🍩📚🏃♀️k
Dorothy Lepkowska @dotlepkowska.bsky.social Multi award-winning education journalist
Editor: sendsationalfutures.com
Co-author "Meet the Parents..."
Polish Brit, British Pole
Football mum ⚽
Parkrun tourist 🏃♀️
Mówię po polsku
KnewNic🖕🏼🧊 @knewagirlnic.bsky.social Built on typos, runs on love.
My heart belongs to @gt73.bsky.social
Mostly full of typos: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:uogum6c6auqmpmr4mbcbd4sz/feed/aaaksbaegxqjw
Peebs @misterpeebs.bsky.social Husband, dad, cat dad, drummer, Democrat.
Nes Lessman @neslessman.bsky.social he/him/idiot
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dsrmeoo5ir72j5upl2jlli3f/feed/chrono-skeets
Annie @pissed4ever.bsky.social Scared, but even WAY more pissed!
We can not let this garbage take away our way of life. PNW native.
Reverie @augustreverie.bsky.social Just a right flippin’ goof
My love: @gimmethekspecial.bsky.social 💟
Recents: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:idyrpnqskmnqxe4kpm3lzvgj/feed/aaanqglecdcvo
Older: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:idyrpnqskmnqxe4kpm3lzvgj/feed/top-skeets
Silly Sally 💙💙💙 @caturday62.bsky.social Wife, mom, foster mom to cats & kittens, Parkinson’s Disease, retired medical admin, collect new & old books, Calif. native happily living in the other wine country in our state. I repost what I care about.
Alexander—Thinkin' Texan (I discuss ideas, not people) @alexander001a.bsky.social No sexy girl here. An inquisitive mind. Scientist & author. Lover of: the outdoors, horseback riding, astronomy, arts, intelligent dialogue.
Fan of Sherlock Holmes & StarTrek.
Polyglot traveller, & bit of a Francophile+Orientalist.
#Justice4All #Peace&Love
Pittsburgh Scanner @pgh-scanner.com Two guys with a couple radios. Always listening to Pittsburgh Police/Fire/EMS. https://linktr.ee/pghscanner
Reverend Scott @reverendscott.bsky.social Maximum effor
TeenagePhlebotomy @teenagephlebotomy.bsky.social My neighbor had chickens in his unfenced yard and they shit all over my lawn and patio but now they're dead. I had nothing to do with it.
Lock Wilford @lockwilford.com If you are looking for the other Lock Wilford you didn't find him.
My top skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6sn5ipsdnbalrtkjgpjkr3u7/feed/aaafm23lyrjky
My art: lockwilford.com
Good Witch of the North @northwitch.bsky.social Hairstylist.
Business owner.
News junkie.
Dog lover.
Paddleboard enthusiast.
Vegetarian.
Homeless advocate.
Mom of a 🏳️⚧️ kid. Pro vaxx. 🇨🇦
Lots of swearing. Liberal AF
My other broom is a paddle.
Bucket E @buckete.bsky.social I’m a veg Danny
DadTherapist @tpdbfrisbee.bsky.social Dad, StepDad, Husband, son, brother, friend, psychotherapist, liberal, Chiefs, Jayhawks, Hawks, ultimate frisbee, TP, GD, Chipotle, fantasy sports, hikes, dogs, wrestling fan. KC guy for first 20 years and ATL resident for more. No random DMs ☮️🤼🌯🦮🥾✡️
The Astute Galoot ™️ 🏴☠️ @theastutegaloot.bsky.social Parody Journalist. Lefty Pacifist. Enormous Pianist 🎹
https://twitter.com/TheAstuteGaloot?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor
https://www.tiktok.com/@the.astute.galoot?_t=ZT-8vLxR0OfTLe&_r=1
[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social No relation to the dead Scottish poet just enjoy saying “wee beastie”
Always putting the mid in Midwestern Boy
Do these skeets make my brain look fat?
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:f7kwb76tabhomcmduvulxoz5/feed/top-skeets
Dr. Matthew Pate @matthewpate.bsky.social “Avenging Sword of Taste & Decency”
Criminologist, Author, Unapologetic Supporter of Democracy. Animal lover. If you reflexively hate the police, keep scrolling. I plant zinnias as an act of rebellion. #Resistance
avgJones @avgjones.bsky.social Good vibes or GTFO
ShitILearned 💙 🇺🇦 @shitilearned.bsky.social Girl dad and husband first. Scientist with a PhD in whatever. Healthcare analytics is my craft. Data will show the way.
This is where I vent and snark.
I follow back those who engage.
#SKOL #YNWA
Front Range, Colorado
Bob Walnut @bobwalnut.bsky.social Oh, but baby fish mouth is sweeping the nation.
Photography/Football/Tennis/Film/Art/90's Indie/NUFC
Bermudian—Leicesterfarian—Geordie
On the Federer/Messi side of things.
Dan Flanery @danflanery.bsky.social 
Ed Solomon @edsolomon.bsky.social Writer/co-writer: The Christophers (2026 - now), The Spot (early 2027), Full Circle, No Sudden Move, Men in Black, the 3 Bill&Ted movies, Mosaic, Now You See Me 1&2, It’s Garry Shandling’s Show, Laverne&Shirley. Fiction: Vanity Fair, The New Yorker
SteveP 🇨🇦 @stevecantsmell.bsky.social I love almost everyone-except Nazis & TERFs.
he/him/his.
Expect puns.
By Me -> https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6vadqr2mb3mitlyuhcqi5lln/feed/aaapte7vpkpr4
MadGreek 🧿 @madgreek2024.bsky.social I'm not a journalist, more of an opinionated sarcastic citizen. From #NYC, now in #Seattle. #Art #Travel #Photography, #Activism 🇺🇦 #Music #Deadhead #Knicks #Seahawks #Samoyed 🐾 Phoebe & Merlin ❤️ Husband /Father. A proud 🇬🇷🇺🇸 Patriot.
blondii✌🏼 @savageblondii.bsky.social your least favourite Canadian
my best: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:um6qafonl4bfev7elqmnk74d/feed/aaac3mnnqqwei
my recents: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:um6qafonl4bfev7elqmnk74d/feed/aaac3lqugm3qa
Xalqee @xalqee.bsky.social The Cake is a Lie
C 🇨🇦 @coffeeinhand.bsky.social Chief cat wrangler. Coffee connoisseur. Horror Enthusiast.
Hot Garbage: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:brt3y4qbhsywu3m3tzg4hucr/feed/aaab5occtum4g
Pasta Fazool @christopherdowning.bsky.social My Nonsense: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:c43wr2lokhmmk53ipxhhunsm/feed/aaahcn2qzzoka
mackdapincheguerro @mackagain.bsky.social using my super powers to help uplift humanity. wtf are YOU doing?
mechanical flying monkey enginerd.
just another genX ghetto white trash fabulous savage.
mf'r said what? bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hx3hnubzrvwkdv22yz5gl6xr/feed/aaaphdjrq7cgq
Not JPo @notjpo.bsky.social No, it’s not hormones, I’m always this unpleasant.
https://mastodon.social/@notjpo
Recent: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6cru4zjayaugsxgzysz223ts/feed/aaahccdnlzcz4
Popular: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6cru4zjayaugsxgzysz223ts/feed/aaahcc3hp2o6s
Rachel @slightlycaustic.bsky.social 🇨🇦🍁 🇨🇦 I smiled and waved. Married Mom of two adults. Pro Vaccine, all of them. Anti Conservative, all of them. Anti Fascist. Cat lady. Canadian. Godless heathen.🇨🇦🇺🇦🇵🇸
g.c. @lscrapl.bsky.social this is our world, we don't just live in it
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:b2vvv3yl4de2cbxfspo7j3ek/feed/aaabix6ueztkw
FUCK FACE @imatrip.bsky.social I’m here because my family is on facebook
Manny Phesto @dakall.bsky.social My life coach benched me
Growers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:fmgp3xywqzqkluwo6ghjw3kc/feed/aaakws226feqs
Showers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:fmgp3xywqzqkluwo6ghjw3kc/feed/aaahnteusxchm
Kristen Wixx @kristenwixx.bsky.social Liberal Gen Xer ✦ Legendary Meme Bandit ✦ Lifelong Insomniac
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away and have their shoes.
Hashtag Games Calendar: Bit.ly/HashtagGames
Niki @nikiwithissues.bsky.social Super lazy
Terrill Fischer @terrillific.bsky.social I'm a Recovering Serious Person. I just wanna be a comic relief. Please no DM's.
Goose, seasonally spiced @augustagoose.bsky.social Held together with cheese and double-sided tape.
The void deserves treats.
I get my news elsewhere.
You think I’m funny: tinyurl.com/HeeheeGoose
I think I’m funny: tinyurl.com/OtherGoose
Neil Parmesan @ktoab.bsky.social Mollusk aficionado. All we are saying is give Pete some pants.
FRONT TOWARD ENEMY @armyvet1972.bsky.social
Village idiot of bluesky
Latest:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lqmk3yojyhz5tnoe5e6zzpma/feed/aaakgy4o2cnzk
Greatest:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lqmk3yojyhz5tnoe5e6zzpma/feed/aaapiyantf6h2
Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com enabled enabler
laziest perfectionist
assuming final form
"He's not that popular. He has no friends."
-Stan Lee
ʲᵒʰⁿ ¹⁹⁶⁸ ʰᵉᐟᵗʰᵉʸ ᴾᴺᵂ ʸᵒᵘ ˢᵃʸ ᵗᵒᵒᵐᵉᵗᵃ
The Real Beardium @beardium.bsky.social Fuck ICE
Fuck MAGA
Fuck Pedolph Shitler
He/him
My YouTubes
https://youtube.com/@josephlongwellbeardedturner?si=Nr42Z7DJC_7UGAlZ
https://youtube.com/@longwellcraftworks?si=YVixuSxhEnXB4Dxl
My online store: www.longwellcraftworks.com
Blonde Calamity (she/her) 🇨🇦 @blondecalamity.bsky.social Just here for the free cake and women’s rights.
Northern Lights TO @northernlightsto.bsky.social 🐢🐉🦖Formerly @PinkCamoTO 🍁🇨🇦
I'm a big deal at the cracker factory.
You want proof?
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ic4unuy6prh7js6xfyzrmuxm/feed/aaami2zb3yyy4
Kinchman @kinchman.bsky.social Mostly writer, sometimes musician, fervent humanist. Violently opposed to hate and injustice. Twitter refugee. Answers sex bots with macroeconomic questions. Older dude prone to bouts of immaturity. Believes music can save the world when he knows it can't.
James Topham @jamestopham.bsky.social Screenwriter: @RidleyScottCG, @GaumontTV #BAFTA / @RocliffeForum Winner.
https://james-topham.com