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Dan Olson 🔜 Saskatchewan @foldablehuman.bsky.social Documentarian
Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social Mayor of New York City
Jorts (and Jean) @jortsthecat.bsky.social Jorts the cat.
Jean helps me.
Archbishop Deshaies @houcounterplot.bsky.social God gives His toughest battles to His strongest warriors. Proud 5x recipient of the Orel Hershiser Award for Online Sportsmanship (2018, 2019, 2021, 2022, 2023)
Eephus Tosser @eephustosser.bsky.social Baseball. MLB Draft analysis. Big West Conference. Views are my own and almost exclusively bad. ✡️
Kristen @kristencrossing.bsky.social Amateur naturalist, farm game player, good opinions.
Hoping that scrolling this app will happify my mind and not gunk it up like twitter 
Nicole Maddox @icicole.bsky.social EM/DR professional, cat lover married to a cat lover (@substituted), knitter/crocheter, and expert air traveler.
Stephen aka Spike Stonehand @spikestonehand.com Exploring the magic of comics, for experts and amateurs alike under my superheroic alter ego Spike Stonehand
https://youtube.com/@diviningcomics
https://spikestonehand.com/
patreon.com/DiviningComics
zoë @zo-e.xyz you are listening to the failures
Dr. Glaucomflecken @glaucomflecken.bsky.social Ophthalmologist. Comedian. Speaker. Jonathan.
Arc @arcbreak.bsky.social 🏳️🌈 rugby player , lefty, lifter, getting too old for this , Woke Mind Virus’s strongest soldier, my thoughts are my own baby
Spicy account: https://bsky.app/profile/oliverbarton.bsky.social
Hevy : https://hevy.com/user/gregarc
molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social never log off, never surrender
host of weird little guys on cool zone media
she/her | charlottesville, va
pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social The 76th most followed account on bluesky. I will NOT be updating this ranking when it’s no longer true
jamelle @jamellebouie.net The real jbouie. Columnist for the New York Times Opinion section. Co-host of the Unclear and Present Danger podcast. b-boy-bouiebaisse on TikTok. jbouienyt on Twitch. National program director of the CHUM Group.
Send me your mutual aid requests.
Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social jon
https://www.patreon.com/c/SecretBase
https://www.youtube.com/SecretBaseSBN
wint @dril.bsky.social Never Bullshit
I challenge any and every one who wants to kick my ass to a debate .
https://www.patreon.com/dril
https://www.instagram.com/dril
https://linktr.ee/drilreal
Jean Allen @jeanallen.bsky.social they/them, editor of Marxist Unity Group, rocdsa member, I am exactly the kind of communist you are
Mona Seghatoleslami @monaradio.bsky.social Bach to Bach hits, bikes, books, etc. Rochester, NY 🎶
💫pro abortion anti cop💫 @queenozymandias.bsky.social take it easy, but take it.
she/her/hers
Ryan, Perdido en TX @ryanlostintx.bsky.social I’m just happy to be here.
#1 ruescott melshi fan @hellagirth.bsky.social yag-kosha gives you a last gift and a last enchantment
Nats Squid @natssquid.bsky.social The official squid of the washington nationals 
narn @mcnarnia.com video games, cats, wrestling, reading, sports, friendship & roary bites
Ugh, her @cloverheartquake.bsky.social I'm Sauce. PDX. non-practicing librarian, burned-out anarchist, manic pixie dream MILF, other nonsense. sorry in advance about my posts! and everything else!
Cowboy “Smoke ‘em if you got ‘em” Socialist @mpavictoria.bsky.social Polls, Pugs and no Pancreas- A @argoats.bsky.social @argoats.bsky.social
mary😈clare @maryclare.bsky.social waddling hag
Greg Stoll 🌈 @gregstoll.com Programmer, Astros fan, app developer, neat-web-project writer at gregstoll.com. RIP webOS and Windows Phone! he/him - protect trans kids
Cory @substituted.bsky.social 
goth bobby hill 🤘🖤✌️ @lissielys.bsky.social alyssa.
vocalist, musician, writer, poet, fine artist. #myart.
wicked witch of the AL west: ASTROS, BABY! 🏆🏆
HTOWN 🤘
slovenka 🇸🇮
great value gaga.
LDR sad bitch club president.
pop culture polymath.
drag enthusiast.
#blm.
🏳️🌈🍉
https://linktr.ee/lissielys
afgncaap @dunethemebytoto.bsky.social he/him || anti-barbarism activist || NPR is right-wing || unsubscribe from yr local paper
deepest diving honey crisp snail @sousepaw.bsky.social “There is no clocking out. The clock is a part of me, it's always inside of me, and I'm fucked.” - dril | die-hard astros fan (she/her)
but doctor, I am @barreljumpist.bsky.social 
kbfella @kbfella.bsky.social big strong midwest bus driver
Dustin Nguyen @allweareis.bsky.social sad and tired 34-year-old vietnamese american person. most reposts/reskeets/whatever are endorsements. houston, texas. he/him
Duchess of Doom @kilagreene.myatproto.social I like the Astros, the outdoors, and books. Also sometimes I write and edit things. ND, disabled cat lady. She/they. 🏳️🌈
https://kilagreene.carrd.co/
I maintain a list of upcoming queer SF/F/H book releases: https://kilagreene.bearblog.dev/masterlist
Ravishing Rick Ruud van Nistelrooy @astroscounty.bsky.social Could go for some tacos, and a nap
your pal uly @uscocksman.bsky.social Legally obligated to this same idiotic name. Used to do stupid posts on a smart blog. Longhorns. Astros. Bourbon and gumbo enjoyer.
The Tweeter Formerly Known as akachela @akachela.bsky.social Chaotic good professional hater // she/her
Karlo Yeager Rodríguez @kjy1066.bsky.social BSFA-nominated, Brave New Weird Winning writer, and all around TropiWeirdo. Stories in Typebar, Strange Horizons, BCS, khōreo, more. Host of @podside-picnic.bsky.social. He/Him 🇵🇷
Ryan Brister @bristerical.bsky.social 
Noah S. McKinnon 🇵🇷🇨🇺 @nsmckinnon.latinsky.app baseball omnivore, commie teacher, amateur chef, decent @lnpgaceta.org commish, terrible podcaster @nosubsplease.org // he/him, bi/pan // libre tu cielo, sola tu estrella
Assorted vein-openings at:
https://buttondown.com/nsmckinnon