Maintenance Phase @maintenancephase.bsky.social Wellness and weight loss, debunked and decoded. A podcast hosted by @michaelhobbes.bsky.social and @yrfatfriend.bsky.social.
maintenancephase.com
patreon.com/maintenancephase
Daniel @dandatada.bsky.social 
Ryan Menezes @menezescracked.bsky.social In excellent health. https://www.cracked.com/members/Menezes
John Green @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social Author (The Fault in Our Stars, The Anthropocene Reviewed, etc.)
YouTuber (vlogbrothers, Crash Course, etc.)
Football Fan (co-owner of AFC Wimbledon, longtime Liverpool fan)
Opposed to Tuberculosis
Cristian Ramirez @cristianramirez.bsky.social That one guy from Cracked, Small Beans, and Gamefully Unemployed. Usually depressed, rarely funny.
https://www.cracked.com/members/ramirez421
https://ko-fi.com/jcristianramirez
Chris Bucholz @chrisbucholz.bsky.social Full stack developer, formerly Cracked, Stardock. Used to be funny, now just smart, good looking.
Jack O'Brien @jackobrien1979.bsky.social TH, EN : Mostly are posting in Thai
วาดทั้ง OC และ Fanart ครับ
Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social Writing and yelling. 
jenny pentland @jennypentland.bsky.social old crone with a toddler
Professor Hearn @gingerifficknh.bsky.social Pedagogy dork and swamp rat. Alexander Technique, biomechanics, piano, voice, music education. LFC supporter. It’s Noel like NOH-uhl
Bitter Jazz. Meisterj. Solitary Jasmine @meisterj.bsky.social I'm Jasmine P. I draw comics and stuff. Black Lives Always Matter. Will be 18+ at times
🚫 nfts 🚫 generative ai
https://ko-fi.com/meisterj
#JPDS26 #PrideReads
Tom Reimann @startthemachine.bsky.social Comedian/humorist. Co-founder of Gamefully Unemployed podcast and streaming network - support us on Patreon! writer @ Some More News. Formerly of Cracked. he/him.
Ronan Farrow @ronanfarrow.bsky.social Pulitzer-winning investigative journo at New Yorker. Documentaries at HBO. Ex-diplomat. Bad lawyer. Disused phd. Tips: ronan_farrow@newyorker.com.
Luke @lukemckinney.bsky.social Science and other fun things too
SCIENCE COMEDY (free) at
https://www.patreon.com/zeropointcomedy/posts
He/him
Kat Benatar @feliskathryn.bsky.social 🇧🇷🇺🇸kat/kathryn, cat herder & wrangler extraordinaire. spoonie. neurospectacular. fat af. she/her ♿️
banner is a silhouette of a cat yawning. profile pic is my Vovó (grandma) as a young school graduate. she looks very glamorous
Diana McCallum @wordsofdiana.bsky.social Writer. Podcaster. Co-creator of the From Superheroes Network. Perpetual sidekick. Author of Sex Lives of Superheroes.
Isaac Cabe, CFI @notfunnyisaac.bsky.social Certified Flight Instructor, Writer, Ohio native, SoCal transplant, can still do a backflip (but only into a foam pit)
Mike Peters @mikehistorian.bsky.social WWII Historian, Battlefield Guide and former soldier, sharing his deep knowledge on glider operations, the Army Air Corps, and the Mighty Eighth.
Alley @starlinex.bsky.social Ex
Katie Goldin @katiegoldin.bsky.social BirdsRightsActivist’s pet human. Writer for Some More News. Host of Creature Feature podcast. Co-host of Secretly Incredibly Fascinating. Dog standing on my head is Cookie, and is in charge. 
Whores of Yore @whoresofyore.bsky.social Sex History. "A Catalogue of Jilts, Cracks, Nightwalkers, Whores, She-Friends, Kind Women & Others of the Linen-Lifting Tribe”
Brett Rader @brettrader.bsky.social 
Johnny Taylor, Jr. @hipsterocracy.bsky.social “Bummin’ With the Devil” available on @tubi now! Comedian, Actor, Writer for @realpunknews. Co-host of the AEW-some Pod (link in bio).
katie @supermathskid.bsky.social still not a real question
whatever my latest is: www.iflscience.com/dr-katie-spalding
Andy Behbakht @andybehbakht.bsky.social 📺/🎥 Journalist: @ScreenRant Senior Writer | @ShowrunnerWhisperer Host/Producer | @MultiverseOfColor Editor-In-Chief/Owner | 🏳️🌈Gay Persian 🇮🇷
Kate Dwyer @katedwyer.bsky.social words @nytimes @newyorker @thecut @wmag and many other corners of the web
Namrata Kolachalam @namratakolachalam.bsky.social Journalist in Mumbai. Bylines: @TheAtlantic, @Slate, @Citylab, @RoadsKingdoms, @AtlasObscura, @FiftyTwoDotIn, @TheWorld, @NPR, etc
Gurdeep Pandher of the Yukon @gurdeep.ca In a world drowning in conflict and grief, we crave what keeps us alive: joy—our daily bread; hope—our living water; kindness—the roof over our souls.
If Books Could Kill @ifbookspod.bsky.social A podcast about the airport books that captured our hearts and ruined our minds.
Patreon: patreon.com/ifbookspod
Merch: ifbookspod.dashery.com
ander @sosadtoday.bsky.social um pouco chato
Chiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love I'm chiitan Japanese crazy mascot
🏳️⚧️Chiitan is a transgender ally🏳️🌈
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social hi i'm @annierau.bsky.social i love wikipedia! dm submissions if you want :-)
Oliver Darkshire @deathbybadger.bsky.social dire homosexual 🏳️🌈 - ONCE UPON A TOME [2022] 📚 - ISABELLA NAGG AND THE POT OF BASIL [2025] 🪴- THE DEVIL AND MRS GOOCH [2026] 😈 - One Page RPGS 🎲 - 🏠 Manchester, UK
https://linktr.ee/oliverdarkshire
Sarah D(estroy ICE) Bunting @sarahdbunting.bsky.social Critic. Baritone. Enemy of the raisin. Formerly @tomatonation. LFGM.
Lucky_Zero @luckyzero.bsky.social Bartender, avid GM, father to the world's most ginger dragon slayer. Collector of stupid hats. 
Maxwell Yezpitelok @mrmxy.bsky.social Writer for film/TV/comics/bad posts currently hyperfixated on retrogaming. Very smart for a dog (not a dog) srmxy.tumblr.com @superman86to99.bsky.social youtube.com/nintendoduo nintendoduo.neocities.org Former: Cracked, having followers on Twitter
⚲ Chile
Luis Prada @luisprada.bsky.social I run The Inaudible Podcast Network, a sketch comedy podcast. Go listen: @inaudiblepod.bsky.social and https://www.youtube.com/@inaudiblecast
Cracked, Bunny Ears, McSweeny's, The Mary Sue, Vice
He/Him
Soren Bowie @sorenbowie.bsky.social Writer at American Dad. Co-host of Quick Question with Soren and Daniel.
Adam Tod Brown @adamtodbrown.bsky.social The world's only podcast host.
@youdontpod.bsky.social @conspiracytheshow.bsky.social
@youdontsports.bsky.social
Jason K Pargin, author @jasonkpargin.bsky.social Author of John Dies at the End, formerly David Wong of Cracked.com fame 
Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social Writer, actor, audiobook narrator, notorious tryhard 
David C Bell @moviehooligan.bsky.social Horse expert. Host & Co-Owner of Gamefully Unemployed.
Head writer for Some More News.
Former editor for Cracked.com
Anthony Clark @nedroid.com The cartoonist, not the “Yes, Dear” guy
Nedroid.com
The Sound Defense @thesounddefense.bsky.social Thoughts about gaming, politics, comedy, cooking and other such. Also I named Sharknado 2 and I'll never do anything else as important in my life.
Christina Holland @mortalwombat.info Firebase JS at Google, wrote for Cracked. Blog posts, stories, and art at mortalwombat.info
Vanessa Guerrero @nessguerrero.bsky.social Horror dork. Handsome idiot. Formerly El Rey, Attack of the Show. Formerly at Game Grumps.
Logan @thelogantrent.bsky.social Co-Host of WNBYay! 🏀 and Wrestlemoviea - Arab-American 🇮🇶 - Former Senior Editor at Cracked - Support POC & LGBTQ+ Creatives - He/Him - Chicago Forever
Starline Hodge @starline.bsky.social I make stickers, edit video, & draw comics ✡︎ ✨ Shop: http://starlinearts.com & http://atarasarina.com ✨ STICKER CLUB: http://patreon.com/starline
The Hard Times @thehardtimesnews.bsky.social Punk news coming your way
Go read the full articles: www.thehardtimes.net
Arnold Schwarzenegger @schwarzenegger.bsky.social Bodybuilder. Conan. Terminator. Former Governor. I killed the Predator. I told you I’d be back. Join my positive corner of the internet - Arnold’s Pump Club.
Daniel Dockery @dandock.bsky.social Writer at Crunchyroll, Polygon, WIRED, Vulture, GamesRadar, Inverse, Pokemon, Paste Magazine and other places / Rep'd by Aevitas Creative / Author of MONSTER KIDS ('22), I AM THE NIGHT ('26) and LIFE FINDS A WAY ('28) / Picked Charmander
Lydia Bugg @youknowlydia.bsky.social Comedy writer known for 1900hotdog, The Trailer Park Boys Comic Book, Cracked, Reductress, BunnyEars, a TikTok about The Addams Family, radical skateboard moves. Chicago based.
Brandy Jensen @brandyjensen.bsky.social Culture Editor at Defector
Shawn DePasquale @shawnwrites.bsky.social Writer & comic book letterer.
He/Him.
Loves: Ska & Pizza!
Hates: Fascism & asparagus (for pee reasons)!
I co-wrote that Home Alone Google Commercial!
https://shawndepasquale.com/
𝐚𝐧𝐧 ☻ 🦋 @annsmiley.bsky.social [ Used to be Cracked, now I’m broken | Xoomer | my nouns are Mom and Ally | Blooskie #57526 ]
birdrightsactivist @probirdrights.bsky.social why i left th left (subcribe to my substank)
this user is verfied because they subcribe to Twitter blue®️- J @jaboukie.bsky.social @jaboukie.bsky.social
Dreamboat Branny 🦢 @bransonreese.bsky.social Swan Boy/Rude Tales of Magic/fuckin around
swanboy.com
patreon.com/bransonreese
B. Otterlake @izzz.bsky.social Creator of Bluesky
Saladin Ahmed @saladinahmed.bsky.social Eisner winning writer. MILES MORALES, BATMAN UNBURIED, ABBOTT, STARSIGNS, TERRORWAR, BLACK BOLT, THRONE OF THE CRESCENT MOON. 
Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social World’s greatest author
the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social here we are, caught up in this big rhythm
Welcome to Night Vale @nightvaleradio.bsky.social Turn on your radio and hide. welcometonightvale.com
demi adejuyigbe @electrolemon.bsky.social no thanks
Zack Zwiezen @zackzwiezen.com Writer @ Kotaku | Also seen on: Kill Screen, USGamer, GameCritics, Hard Drive & Entertainment Fuse (He/Him)
Joseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social Welcome to Night Vale, Alice Isn't Dead, Unlicensed, also several books. #1 AI hater.
All you fascists bound to lose
Cats with Jobs ⚒️ @catworkers.bsky.social Official account • good cats being workers • unionized • mascot: Jobert the cat • Business/credit/removal: translatedcats@gmail.com • Buy me a coffee: https://ko-fi.com/translatedcats/
cats being weird little guys @weirdlilguys.bsky.social wlg fan club 🐈 email for submissions, credit and partnerships: weirdlilguys at gmail • IG: @ catsbeingweirdlittleguys • meme-inspired tees + stickers: weirdlilguys.com 🐱
Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social Long Time Internet Guy
S Peter Davis @speterdavis.com Columnist at large, former Cracked staff from its golden age. Now at speterdavis.substack.com and https://plato-was-a-dick.ghost.io/. Too weird to live, too rare to die.
CineCalendar @cinecalendar.bsky.social When you absolutely, positively got to know every "On This Day" in movie history, accept no substitutes.
10+ years & 50,000 followers on Twitter, making a new home for ourselves here. (formerly Dates in Movies)
Ron Iver @ronnui.bsky.social Super desperate for you to like me
Tara Ariano @taraariano.com I try to be good hard worker man, but refrigemator so messy. So, so messy. | tara@taraariano.com
Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social Solitary, poor, nasty, brutish and short.
Aubrey Gordon @yrfatfriend.bsky.social Cohost of @maintenancephase.bsky.social. Author of WHAT WE DON'T TALK ABOUT WHEN WE TALK ABOUT FAT and YOU JUST NEED TO LOSE WEIGHT. Subject of @yrfatfriendfilm.bsky.social. She/her/hers. Photo by the wonderful Josh Coen. yrfatfriend@gmail.com
derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social Menswear writer. Editor at Put This On. Words at The New York Times, The Washington Post, The Financial Times, Esquire, and Mr. Porter.
If you have a style question, search:
https://dieworkwear.com/ | https://putthison.com/start-here/
Mark Hill @mehill.bsky.social Editor and writer at Inverse, contributor at the Beaverton, words in Wired, the Toronto Star, etc. Previously editor and columnist at Cracked. Writer of Shadowrun and BattleTech fiction. Original fiction: amzn.to/3CWFRSI. Rep: Aevitas.