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Gentleman Doofus @gentledoofus.bsky.social “Some people say that the silent era was the golden era of film. These people are difficult and insane.”
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As sweet as potatoes and molasses
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Non-binary (they/he/she)
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Keifer @dannyvegito.bsky.social Keifer | 30 | host of @selectandstart.bsky.social
| cat dad | he/him
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Jeremy Herbert @ddayfilms.bsky.social Fan of frozen beverages, loud shirts, drive-in movies. Writer for Crooked Marquee. Formerly Dead Meat, Slashfilm, Theme Park Tourist. Filmmaker for all. Novel available from Off Limits Press. Feature debut, Blood & Rust, coming in 2025.
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I couldn't imagine somebody like Osama bin Laden understanding the joy of Hanukkah
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Nathan Goldwag @goldwagnathan.bsky.social In every time, in every place, the deeds of man remain the same. (He/Him).
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The island not the slur). I sell tiles, faucets and sanitary ware for a living. Used to photograph. SocDem with a twist. 
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