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Angela Collier @acollierastro.bsky.social Theoretical Physicist.
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Latest books: The Biggest Ideas in the Universe.
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Dan Falk @danfalk.bsky.social Hi! I write about #science for Smithsonian, Discover, Quanta, Nautilus, Undark, National Geographic, CBC Radio, & many other outlets. Books include The Science of Shakespeare and In Search of Time. Co-host of BookLab podcast. 🔭🪐⭐️⚛️
David McRaney @davidmcraney.bsky.social How Minds Change: www.davidmcraney.com | YANSS: http://YouAreNotSoSmart.com | Speaking: https://www.harrywalker.com/speakers/david-mcraney
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