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Andrea Hangst @fballandrea.bsky.social Effy Award-winning, RJ City Verified. 15 years in NFL, pro wrestling media, now just an unemployed editor and regular person who sometimes writes. She/her is just the girl you want.
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"Chicagoland"
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HEIDI HOWITZER @thundrdomestyle.bsky.social Questionably professional wrestler.
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Alice “Big Al” Moran @alicemoran.bsky.social actor/writer/purveyor of terrible hockey takes
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I hit my dinger and I hung em up
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Booking info at bookshogun@gmail.com
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Danhausen @danhausen.bsky.social Very Nice. Very Evil.
Beyond Gorilla @beyondgorilla.bsky.social Wrestling Photographer
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streamer
gay myth
voiced a cartoon demon
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Erik Germ @erikgerm.bsky.social trying very hard to be hilarious. read my stuff on Cracked.com. hear my stuff on Ranker’s Weird History YouTube Channel. otherwise, i'm helping run http://planetscum.live
Forrest @forrestjphillips.com The twisted mind behind Fluval & Phoney. Co-creator @radiofreemultiverse.com. Producer, #MaryPaintingParty. Formerly at #PlanetScum.
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Very Important People @veryimportantpeople.dropout.tv Let's talk. Hosted by Vic Michaelis.
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Siobhan Thompson @vornietom.bsky.social Bitch 😎 lover 😽 child 👼 mother 🦾 sinner 👹 saint 🎅 sometimes feel ashamed 🧚♂️
Emily V Gordon @emilyvgordon.bsky.social Current writer. Former comedy booker. Former therapist. Co-writer of The Big Sick et al. She/her. Adamantly from NC. @wintercoatfilms.bsky.social
Jeri Ryan (official account) @jerilryan.bsky.social Actress, mom, wife, foodie, gardener. Not necessarily in that order. Trying to make a better world for our kids. Star Trek: Picard. That’s CAPTAIN Seven to you. 🖖🏼😋❤️
Alex Winter @alexwinter.com Trans Rights are Human Rights.
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social https://bookshop.org/p/books/a-heart-that-works-rob-delaney/3f4398e419f2db84
A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social We call upon your boss.
Author of the novel THE REVISIONARIES (2019) and the essay collections VERY FINE PEOPLE (2024) and FIGHTING IN THE DARK (2026).
He/him.
Author site: armoxon.com
Weekly essays on my free newsletter, The Reframe.
open mike eagle @mike-eagle.bsky.social and then there's this
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Patrick Cotnoir @patrickcotnoir.bsky.social Producer / Booker: Hey, That's Me! A Commentary Podcast, Exactly Right, The George Lucas Talk Show, Star Wars LIve Reads. Upcoming: Unlimited Squirrels
member of the media elite.
Ify Nwadiwe @ifycomedy.com Comedian and Actor who writes TV Shows, Video Games, and TV Shows about Video Games. | Host of Um, Actually and Nobody Asked on Dropout TV
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Jonah Ray Rodrigues @jonahrayrodrigues.bsky.social Actering writor type guy.
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Dave Holmes @daveholmes.bsky.social Editor-at-Large, Esquire. Here’s a funky introduction of how nice I am. 
Sam Richardson @samrichardson.bsky.social 
bort @crushbort.bsky.social cinematographer for Doogal (2006)
Sean O’Connor @seanoconnz.bsky.social Comedian. Writer - Strip Law on Netflix. Solar Opposites. Mets fan. - A Aimee Mann @aimeemann.bsky.social Singer-songwriter working on a graphic memoir.
James Urbaniak @jamesurbaniak.bsky.social Actor, writer, podcast guest 
Janie Haddad Tompkins❌👑 @janiehaddad.bsky.social 50% Lebanese, 100% Southern. Earnest but amusing. Instagram handle is lebaneselooker. Actor/writer/podcaster
Weekendwater dot Substack dot com
L.A. & Charleston, SC
DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social Actor, author, comedian. A good one, even.
Dcpierson at gmail dot com
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Marcella Arguello @marcellacomedy.bsky.social Comedian. Writer. Actor. Bitch.
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Shannon Woodward @shannonwoodward.bsky.social actor. producer. general enthusiast.
Heather Anne Campbell @heathercampbell.bsky.social Writer / Executive Producer at Rick & Morty.
Podcast: Get Played
Comedy: Whose Line is it Anyway, Hebecky Drysbell at UCBLA.
Alum: SNL, Creepshow, Eric Andre Show, Twilight Zone.
She/Her/It
Colton Dunn @captdope.bsky.social
uncle phil on chill.
Jenny Owen Youngs @jennyowenyoungs.bsky.social Singer, songwriter, podcaster. Latest album Avalanche (Deluxe) out now.
Anthony Atamanuik @therealtony.bsky.social I’m a funny bunny who enjoys doing weird stuff.
https://linktr.ee/therealactualtony
Michael McKean @mjmckean.bsky.social Actor, songwriter, husband, father, reader, listener.
the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social How could she breathe in that house so crowded with Norma Desmond?
Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social Leaked photo of heaven
She/her NYC
https://linktr.ee/kathbarbadoro
Andy Kindler @andykindler.bsky.social “Mort” on “Bob’s Burgers.”
Podcast: Thought Spiral (with JElvisWeinstein)
Comedy Album: Hence the Humor.
RiffTrax @rifftrax.com We make movies funny! Classic Mystery Science Theater 3000 #MST3K comedians Mike Nelson, Kevin Murphy, and Bill Corbett! - New riffs almost every week: https://rifftrax.com
The Go Off Kings @gooffkings.bsky.social the best stream of all time
twitch.tv/gooffkings
unfunnyfatfucks.com
Guillermo del Toro @realgdt.bsky.social I make movies. I watch movies. I love movies.
Ilhan Omar @ilhanmn.bsky.social Mom, Refugee and Congresswoman for #MN05. Progressive Caucus Deputy Chair. Fighting for a more just world.✨ http://HC.com/IlhanOmar 
LeVar Burton @levarburton.bsky.social Kunta, Geordi, Reading Rainbow guy. Flies twice as high… #bydhttmwfi
"fart" @jonhendren.com tall but otherwise normal
sydney
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Laurie Kilmartin @anylaurie16.bsky.social Standup comedian, writer, https://lauriekilmartin.com
Jon Wurster @jonwurster.bsky.social Sitting in the back row with The Mountain Goats/Bob Mould Band…The Best Show...Scharpling & Wurster...couple other things. Most of my fun happens over at Instagram.
Jimmy Pardo @jimmypardo.com Standing up comedian & host of the award-winning podcast Never Not Funny. Appeared on Conan, Tonight Show, Late Late Show & more. I quit Bryan Adams' band.
Jimmypardo.com
Martha Kelly @marthakelly.bsky.social You might know me from stand up, Baskets, Euphoria, or calling people cunts on Twitter. Sorry.
Alison Rosen @alisonrosen.bsky.social I’m your new best friend! Host/writer Linktr.ee/alisonrosen
CeCe Pleasants @cecepleasants.bsky.social Writer of television and film. Whatever that means. She/Her
Lizz Winstead she/her @lizzwinstead.bsky.social Comedian. Co-creator of The Daily Show. Abortion Czar and Founder of @AbortionAccessFront. Host Feminist Buzzkills podcast. Author, "Lizz Free Or Die" Lizz Winstead on Substack
Views are my own, not of the organizations I am affiliated with. #AbortionAF
Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social Writer, Comedian, TV’s Frank
Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social Writing and yelling. 
Karen Kilgariff @karenkilgariff.bsky.social TV/VCR Repair
Jackie Kashian @jackiekashian.bsky.social 🎤Touring Stand-Up Comedian
📀 New Special/Album Alter-Kashian soon
📺See me on Comics Unleashed After Midnight, HBO, NPR, Conan, Corden, & more!
🎤Podcasts — Dork Forest🌳 Jackie & Laurie Show🎧
Eliza Skinner - comedian @elizaskinner.bsky.social Comedian, writer, producer, ceramicist, slave to the rhythm (and my dog.) Neurodivergent hottie.
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Myq Kaplan @myqkaplan.bsky.social I’m a comedian!
New special “Rini” on YouTube 11/19/25:
https://youtu.be/y0uf9i_z-Aw
Tour dates: https://punchup.live/myqkaplan
More info: http://linktr.ee/myqkaplan
Jordan Morris @jordanmorris.bsky.social Comedy writer, podcast do-er, 2x Eisner nominee.
jordanmorris.net
Baron Vaughn @bv-tv.bsky.social Actor. Comedian. Bud from Grace & Frankie. 3rd Servo on MST3K. People on the street think I maybe work in or near their building. 
“james adomian” @jadomian.bsky.social “PATH OF MOST RESISTANCE” special!
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AUSTIN, TX: 8/21 - 8/22
Creek and the Cave
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Cbus Comedy Festival
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Brian Huskey @thebrianhuskey.bsky.social Actor/comic/writer/slash user…
I’m on Cameo?! Eh, why not! http://cameo.com/thebrianhuskey 
Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social Writer, actor, audiobook narrator, notorious tryhard 
Timothy Simons @timothycsimons.bsky.social Actor. Golfer. Doesn't like cocaine but likes songs about cocaine.
https://linktr.ee/timothycsimons
Lauren Ashley Smith @mslas.bsky.social Emmy nominated tv writer and radio host and chaotic big sister 
Allison Kilkenny @allisonkilkenny.bsky.social Host/Producer/Writer ✨
🎧 Light Treason News @lighttreasonnews.bsky.social https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/light-treason-news/id1363852715
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